Warning: This is taken from 4chan, if there is anything you find offensive, you might want to avoid reading this. >_>

Seriously though, this is tame. Nothing more than a wee bit of bad language.

I'm posting this just to prove that Anonymous aren't as nasty as they'd like to think.




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/b/

I'm fucking lonely, I'm 17 years old, I've never had a girlfriend and I have no friends.

Now, for most of the day I'm able to ignore most of this loneliness by burying myself in vidya games and trolling forums, but at night. I lose interest in all of that, and the depression comes on at full force.

How do I find a real girl, /b/? I don't want some slut that is only good for sex. I want a nice, shy girl. That won't let me have her pussy until I've been with her for 10 years...

help me /b/.

Pic unrelated.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:50:18 No.40129520

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

im with u

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:50:27 No.40129532
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kill yourself

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:50:44 No.40129548

10 years?
What're you a fuckin' Mormon?
Become an hero.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:50:54 No.40129560

ride the sage train with me!

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:51:33 No.40129599

>>40129484
You'll never want to go sexless for 10 years...

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:51:41 No.40129609

Find a girl who just wants sex with you

>>40129014

See above link for point and case that every girl is a lying cheating whore

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:51:43 No.40129612

10 years??

What are you fucking Michael J. Fox.

Enjoy your Parkinsons.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:52:01 No.40129631

>>40129484

You are now gay. Come to my house for hot dickings. Depression solved.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:53:23 No.40129712

I see you're not familiar with the concept of hyperbole. -_-

I came here for advice... not criticism.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:53:40 No.40129729
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>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:54:58 No.40129819

i had a nice sturdy support network during my high school years, even though i didn't talk to anybody at all people still seemed to be attracted toward me.

now i'm finished with school, and enjoying getting away from all the noise.

you've got to entertain yourself for now man, i personally revel in being alone. i also find that setting a date and planning to kill yourself also lessens the apathy. all humans really need is something to look forward to.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:55:03 No.40129828

Go to college and meet hot, educated girls. You'll have to dodge lesbians though.

Or try getting a job.

Pretty much go out and fucking do something social. Make friends. Even if you don't get a girlfriend from it, you'll get friends. And you will continue to meet more people, the more social things you do. And these people might introduce you to new people. And these new people might be girls.

In other words: You're lonely because you lock yourself inside all the time. Idiot.

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>>40129484

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:57:15 No.40129952

he;haha \s ur gay
10 yarsd i have sex onf airst dayte

just buythem alchoalhf anad they dro pthier pantis
ir dnaked

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:57:50 No.40129993

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>40129851

lol I use those..

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:58:16 No.40130018

>>40129828

Won't be in college for another year...

Don't really want a job, nor do I want friends.

I just want a nice girl, who's cute and isn't a slut.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:58:20 No.40130024

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:58:49 No.40130059

Awwh bab, I kind of' feel sorry for you, Id love to take you in and look after you, get you friends. Id post an address so we could sort you out abit, but this is /b/.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)05:59:41 No.40130112

Learn to punctuate

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:00:01 No.40130122

>>40129484
You think you're lonely now, wait til you hit your hit mid twenties you really start to feel bad.

Solution: Alcohol and/or Drug abuse

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:00:29 No.40130150

errr underage b&

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:00:30 No.40130152

>>40130018

you better hurry up man, every girl i know became a filthy whore within the first two months of college

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:01:19 No.40130193

Ok, you need friends first.. you cant just level up to having a girlfriend without the friends first, you need to experience being in a group of people and handling yourself, you cant just go out alone somewere looking for a composed shy girl to mother you.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:02:12 No.40130237

>>40129819

OP take my advice and plan to kill yourself soon. Don't have suicidal urges, make a suicidal lifestyle!

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:03:27 No.40130304

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:04:10 No.40130340

bros b4 hos man

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:04:33 No.40130355

Dude, girls are evil.. They tell you endless stories about how bad their boy friends treat them, tell you your a nice guy and then your thirty fucking years old and live in your parent's basement, take anti depressants and anti antiangzieies pills that don't work anymore but you can't not stop taking them because withdrawal symptoms are too harsh.

find a girl who's intrested in you and if sex happens, wear a condom and enjoy it.. DO NOT FUCKIONG END UP LIKE ME!!!!!

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:04:54 No.40130370

This place reminds me of the doughboys. We got half the people here telling him to kill himself, the other half ridiculing him and trying to make him something he's not. They both set up you for massive fail.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:05:39 No.40130399
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>>40129484
http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/177 ... g/6224597/

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:05:44 No.40130402

>>40130370

He's already massive fail

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:06:38 No.40130444

>>40129484
Forget girls, lurk moar

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:07:54 No.40130514

>>40130193

I suppose that makes sense... the problem is finding even friends that are tolerable, just about every person I've met within my age range is well, a rather intense retard. Which is why I was hoping I could skip the friends part.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:09:19 No.40130591

>>40130514

you are the retard, get some friends

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:09:53 No.40130625

>>40130340

Yeah, I don't intend on spending the rest of my life with a dude...

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:12:08 No.40130734

>I'm fucking lonely, I'm 17 years old, I've never had a girlfriend and I have no friends.
I'm 21, same situation, no prospects or even will to get out of it either. It could be worse.

>Now, for most of the day I'm able to ignore most of this loneliness by burying myself in vidya games and trolling forums
You're doing it right.

>How do I find a real girl, /b/? I don't want some slut that is only good for sex. I want a nice, shy girl. That won't let me have her pussy until I've been with her for 10 years...
Spoiler: REAL girls are sluts that are only good for sex. If you want a nice shy girl, enjoy your weeaboo anime and crying yourself to sleep.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:13:07 No.40130781

I probably know you IRL.

In any case, I do believe you're overestimating the happy effects of a girlfriend. Those effects can easily be emulated with a good group of friends, and are entirely unnecessary. You do not NEED a girlfriend, it won't make your life any more complete having one. At best, with your attitude, you would attach yourself to that person in an unhealthy and obsessive way. Which will only lead to intense fits of jealousy over the slightest things, and an eventual breakup where you both end up being broken, defeated, friendless, love starved fools with nothing to look forward to.

Get yourself some friends, believe me its easier then you would think.

Or you could just kill yourself, which will solve nothing, benefit no one, and only add to the misery of those around you.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:15:15 No.40130882

>>40130734

That is bullshit, not all women are sluts. The large majority, sure. But I know that the type of girl I'm looking for exists.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:16:59 No.40130948

Well you kind of cant skip it, I mean im a girl so its slightly different for me, but I can see were youre coming from, most people do fail, hard, but you just have to put up with them, meet their friends, y'know, then one time for example theyl invite you round becuase their house is free and one of them might bring a female friend, and she might just be the cute 'shy' girl, and you might end up talking to her and getting her e-mail address.. thats how it works. yah fine, im not telling you to get up right now walk into the street and go HELLO! to the first person you see, but next time you have the chance to befriend somebody your own age, do it.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:17:28 No.40130975

cut yourself slowly and purposfully chanting the name of your desired love

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:18:22 No.40131022

>>40130882
As a matter of fact, no. It does not exist. They only pretend not to be sluts so they can drain the wallet of naive persons such as yourself while secretly revelling in a life of slutness with a nigra with a 10 inch cock.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:06 No.40131092

>>40130882
As a matter of fact, no. It does not exist. They only pretend not to be sluts so they can drain the wallet of naive persons such as yourself while secretly revelling in a life of slutness with a nigra with a 10 inch cock.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:23 No.40131109

>>40130781

It's likely that I would become obsessed with her, but I don't think I'd be an overly jealous boyfriend. I'd like to think that I'd trust her more than that. And even if it did happen to end badly, at least I'd have good memories. Right now, I have nothing.

And yeah, I have no intention of suicide, I promised myself that I ever came to the point where I valued my life so little, I would simply go and do whatever the fuck I wanted... rape, murder and plunder until I am eventually shot dead by police.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:26 No.40131112

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:33 No.40131119

yeah... everyone go to "btards" room on AIM.

Just invite yourself to "btards"... no mods, just late night entertainment from trolls and /b/tards.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:49 No.40131128

>>40129484sage

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:20:54 No.40131137

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:21:19 No.40131161

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Start by the slutty girls. I also just want a nice cute girl, but the one of this kind that I found was WAAAAY TOOOOOO SHY, that made my life difficult and hers too. We knew each other for 6 months and I tried all possible ways to come a bit closer to her, but she couldn't even talk to me.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:21:22 No.40131167

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:21:56 No.40131202

GO make barrel roll plz -.-

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:23:05 No.40131269

>>40129484 - "but at night. I lose interest in all of that, and the depression comes on at full force. "

GO TO BED EARLIER
/THREAD

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:24:06 No.40131322

im in same position you are in except im 18, and in college. Id say i have one good friend, a few acquaintances, but i rarely go out anyways and just stay home watching anime and playing video games too.

Basically, i just want a girl i can watch anime and play videogames with ;_;

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:25:06 No.40131380

Where do you go to meet people, /b/? I'm 20, no friends. I dropped out of community college because I didn't meet anyone after a year, and I don't really have any friends from work either. Like at both college and work, there are/were people I talk with while I'm there, and most people seem to like me. But we never got past "work friends" or "classmates." I'm not shy in conversations, but I don't go anywhere with anyone from work, and I hate going places alone, so I never meet anyone anywhere else.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:27:55 No.40131556

>>40131322
pick up consluts

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:28:15 No.40131577

>>40131322

Yeah, that'd be the ideal situation for me. But I'm willing to settle for just having a nice girl who I can simply be with... it's going to be nigh impossible to find the sort of girl I'm looking for that's also into gaams and animu.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:30:23 No.40131709

Become an hero.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:30:39 No.40131726

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:30:54 No.40131743

Damn I feel ya. I'm 19, in the same situation. I have it worse though. I'm socially phobic.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:32:14 No.40131818

Mmm..

Generally relationships not first based in friendship won't work or will end badly.
The only girl I ever actually cared about was a friend of mine for a long time.

I still think its best to just look around for a group of people with similar interests. Believe me there are a ton of small/large gamer groups =P Just try to be friendly and outgoing, while at the same time not appearing pushy or needy.
This accursed place has effectively destroyed my mind. Do not take anything from this place out to the real world, if any of my friends knew the stuff I've fapped to in the past.. I highly doubt they would be friends much longer =P

Anyways I got off track, the ramblings of one anon are hardly important.
I am a strange exception to this ....awkward.. desire to have a girlfriend. I have never really wanted one, I consider them a horrible waste of time and money, and really, you gain nothing by having one.
The only thing you gain is the occasional assisted masturbation session, and the companionship your family/friends should be providing already.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:32:21 No.40131821

>I'm fucking lonely, I'm 17 years old, I've never had a girlfriend and I have no friends.
>I'm fucking lonely, I'm 17 years old,
>I'm 17 years old,
>17 years old
>17 years old
>17 years

UNDERAGE B&

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:33:10 No.40131865

Ok, you realy dont understand girls, any of you, its so irritating. sometimes on /b/ I forget that im actualy a girl in the sea of men who're just clueless here, Not all woman are whores, yes true alot of them will copy what they see on soap dramas, do it for the attention etc etc, but hey, men are just as bad, as for Op, I think we need to talk, you need a good slap you self pittying idiot.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:35:46 No.40131986

Girls are not meant to be understood.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:36:30 No.40132028

>>40131743

I've been told that I am as well, I hate the idea of some stranger judging me. Chronic Paranoia of some malevolent force trying to harm you wherever you go doesn't help either...

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:38:51 No.40132130

>>40131865
Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms.

Shooting DNA at each other to make babies.

I find it offensive.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:39:14 No.40132152

>>40131865

I'm no more absorbed in self-pity than anyone else on here, I'm just willing to admit it. Because I'm fucking sick of being like this.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:39:28 No.40132163
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>>40131818
>The only thing you gain is the occasional assisted masturbation session, and the companionship your family/friends should be providing already

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:40:51 No.40132207
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You never will I'm 23 and have had been living the same life as you are now beginning to live since I was in my teens.

Your only choice is to kill yourself.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:41:59 No.40132251

and if you think that having a person to be intimate with is a waste of time and money you have the complete wrong idea, for one, only the wrong types of girls expect you to buy them things , having a ''girlfriend'' should be having a best friend that you care for so much that you feel the need to be closer with added hugs and kisses and sex.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:42:39 No.40132279

Where do you go to meet people, /b/? I'm 20, no friends. I dropped out of community college because I didn't meet anyone after a year, and I don't really have any friends from work either. Like at both college and work, there are/were people I talk with while I'm there, and most people seem to like me. But we never got past "work friends" or "classmates." I'm not shy in conversations, but I don't go anywhere with anyone from work, and I hate going places alone, so I never meet anyone anywhere else.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:45:09 No.40132388

>>40132207

That's why I'm trying to change it now so I don't end up completely hopeless.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:45:17 No.40132395

yes you are a self pitying ass, if you were not you wouldnt be trying asking /b/ for help..you didnt expect help you just wanted to comfort yourself with the thought that others on here are like you.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:47:26 No.40132524

>>40129532

I CAME

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:47:37 No.40132536

Like /b/ will help you.
Hahahahaha
Is dat sum self-pity?

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:48:35 No.40132588

>>40132395

That may have factored into my decision, but I mainly asked here because this is the only place I'm comfortable asking.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:49:09 No.40132623

>>40132207
Who is this faggot, he keeps posting his ugly ass face on /b/ diaf asap

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:50:02 No.40132681

>>40132588
just shoot yourself already today i'm buying an ak47 and am going to end this miserable existence.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:50:25 No.40132704

>>40130882
All women are Sluts, indeed.

I never got a gf til I was 18, and it sucked, coz it went horribly bad. She got pregnant by some other guy and had the kid. Anyway, I'm 23 right now and I'm trying to find a nice women too, but in fact I know they're all emotional leeches that only cares about themselves. You should use the HOW NOT TO FAIL IN LIFE GUIDE.

I'm gonna post it right now.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:50:45 No.40132724

church, if you can handle the trappings

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:51:03 No.40132741

>>40132681

You're not good enough for AK suicide, hang yourself.

I already stated that suicide will never be an option.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:51:25 No.40132766

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:51:52 No.40132791
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and try to keep your mind entertained. Search, learn , paint , do whatever you feel like doing instead of thinking about those hoes

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:51:54 No.40132794

>>40132741
you will kill yourself

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:52:07 No.40132805

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:52:19 No.40132816

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:52:46 No.40132840

>>40132724

I doubt I can handle a religious whore... although if I can find a nice girl that only has faint beliefs. That'd be a good option.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:52:47 No.40132843

To all of anon that needs girl advice.

blowmeuptom.com

Has a show on at 3PM daily PST time (that's california time for you faggots)

Here's a link to the stream, they should be repeating todays show.

http://cbsplayer.streamtheworld.com/?CALLSIGN=KLSXFM

He basically gives you tips on getting laid and why anon does not need a gf at this time.

LISTEN TO THIS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:53:03 No.40132854
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Suicide is for pussies.

If you die, they win THE GAME. LOL, not THAT GAME. THE other one. you know...huh... fuck.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:53:32 No.40132890

>>40132843
Tom Leykis <<<wiki him

also, todays show is Tom Leykis 101.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:54:00 No.40132923
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This one's the last part...

I hope somebody will enjoy it.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:55:08 No.40132996

So youve given up on woman becuase the first ever girl you went out with was a whore.. well done,so you now comfort yourself by reading about how everyone else on be is like yourself.. well you know what theyre not..stop being a retard and gtfo and try again, woman are the same as men.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:55:41 No.40133024

i had this girl i met on yahoo dating site. we fucked and hung out for about a month, and one morning, i discover her diary where she keeps track of all the guys she's had sex with. We had a fun discussion about her threesomes and the name after mine in the book.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:55:47 No.40133032

>>40132843
Can someone record it and rapidshare it?

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:56:02 No.40133047

>>40133032
He has podcasts on the site.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:57:00 No.40133104

>>40132996

Eh, I've had no experiences with women. lern2reed

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:58:33 No.40133194

FAIL
EMOFAGS
GTFO

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:58:46 No.40133205

>>40132996
I didn't give up on women, I just didn't get anyone other girl to like me like anything else more than a friend. So fuck it. I'm fine.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)06:58:54 No.40133211

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>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:02:27 No.40133423

any more pics of the girl in OP?

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:07:58 No.40133759

>>40133423

She's not that hot

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:09:47 No.40133869

pussys, how hard is it to go out and talk to people.. jesus fucking christ, I just realy dont understand.. Ok,first of all OP and friends, you dont need experience with girls theyre just guys who groom more, you dont need a large cock, you dont need to buy them things, you dont need to use pick up lines or anything,you dont need to come onto them, all you need, is to be clean, not dress like a retard, so thats no emo or over the top cheesy gamer shirts,have self confidence- asin enough to make a group of people youre with chuckle or know how to make a come back..thats all..

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:11:00 No.40133930

>>40133869

It's not just that. It's far more complicated.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:12:34 No.40134007

and how? how is it far more complicated than that..c'mon..

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:13:04 No.40134027
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10 years! good luck finding anyone that wants to go sexless for 10 years moron

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:13:45 No.40134060

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

GOD DEMANDS 40MGET, MODS

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:15:10 No.40134130

I don't think it is..I just think youve dug yourself a hole.. for fucks sake stop obsessing over ''getting a girlfriend'

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:16:05 No.40134181

OP: Church.

I'm not kidding or trying to trick you into religion. church is packed full of shy christian girls who don't put out.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:16:55 No.40134221

>>40129484
FUCK YOU. TAKE YOUR WEAK-MINDED DEPRESSION SOMEWHERE ELSE, FAGGOT.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:17:35 No.40134253

>>40134181

Don't put out?

Shy christian girls are so repressed that if you play your cards right, you get a demon in the fucking sack.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:17:37 No.40134254

Oh god /b/ is making me a lesbian, I never knew men failed so much untill /b/..

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:23:25 No.40134577

>>40134254
it's women who fail, you're all stuck up whores who fuck anything that acts confident, I hope you die in a chemical fire.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:25:33 No.40134702

No you fail..youre all little lost mommys boys who re scared that the naughty mean girls wont whipe your arse like mommy did.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:27:59 No.40134825

>>40134577

Seconded

>>40134254

Die whore, anyway if you're a lesbian you're not useful anymore as a women. Fukken die.

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:28:44 No.40134863

>>40134702

Or you mean we're scared that we will waste our life on a girl who is fucking around spending our money and telling us the kid is ours when it's the spic next doors?

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:29:09 No.40134886

>>40134254
TITS OR GTFO. Who said leave the kitchen you useless sack of meat?

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:30:52 No.40134962
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>>40134253
this is true... I would know. In before no girls on the internetz

>> 09/21/07(Fri)07:31:44 No.40135016

America is fucked up women rights ruined this country that is why 53% of all marriages fail and the others are living in denail.

wow.

Just... wow.

I knew there were alot of stupidity in 4chan, but.... wow.

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Wow should I feel bad for laughing at that?

If he wants to stop being lonely and get a girlfriend/friends, he needs to stop with the "burying myself in vidya games and trolling forums". Unless he's just looking for an online girlfriend or something

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