Thank you, Weird Al. Sung to Hardware Store.

Nothing ever happens in this state
Feeling low down, nothing ever happens around here
Thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me THE NEWS
He said:

Hey! You know that vacant lot
Down by PW2? Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a game
Where we can go get cases and clues!

Since then, I've been walking on air
I couldn't brush my teeth or comb my hair
I'm so excited that I really don't care
I've been waiting since January!
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy just to be alive
Cause any minute now I'm gonna be playing
I hope they release it soon!

+ I can't wait, no, I can't wait.
When they gonna upon up that game?

I'm going, yes I'm going (going)
Yes, I'm going, I'm going
I'm going, I'm going to
AA3!

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: Welcome to my documentry, "Borat: The Gyaku.." I can't read this. Anyways, I will now be talking to the spiky hair liar, Pannela White.

: Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney. Get it right.

: That's nice! So tell how is it like having this job?

: It's okay but there are times that really gets on my nerves such as the retarded judge.

: I know how you feel, I was once a laywer.

: Really? Why don't you tell me more about yourself?

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: Get on with-

: NOT!

[I'll be stopping the Borat jokes now...]

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SPOILER FOR PW: AA - TURNABOUT SISTERS.


For the record, Edgeworth's "alone time" joke is waaaay overused.But I couldn't get this out of my head.

*In the High Prosecutor's Office, at some point of the day*

*Quietly opens the door, whistling a tune* Do-le-do-le-do, searching for evidence, do-do-do-do-le-doo!

Thirty minutes later:

*Puts down plant-bucket* Odd. He really isn't hiding evidence. Hm...Then again, I could always examine the desk.

Hm...a note. Edgeworth's writing...."Need to be alone for a time. Edgeworth." In other words...

*Kicks down the door* Edgey-poo?? Is he--
Well it said it had to be priva--wait, how did you just--

Maybe it's me this time! Either way, I need to see!

---Bathroom cubicles : Prosecutor's Office.

EDGEY! COME TO WENDY!! *Begins knocking down doors at random*

Almost--Kicked--Them--All--Down! Now for thi--

HOLD IT!!

Ah, Edg--wait, what are you doing?

Bah, stupid microphone. I said Hold It!


"How did he die, Cody? The bad guy; how did he die?"

Ooh. Good question to attack with. N--*door opens*Oldbag! What are you doing here?!

Wait, what's with--

CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM PLAYING MY GAME?! GET OUT OF HERE!

Bu-bu--

I NEED MY IMMERSION, DAMN IT! KNOW YOU NOT ANY RESPECT FOR A GAMER'S ATMOSPHERE?!?

Bu--

BEGONE!! *Chases Oldbag away with a pole stick, then returns to his cubicle. Shortly afterward, Phoenix enters*

Ah, the first thing I should have done was to investigate the scene of the murder. Silly me. So any--hey, I don't remember there being a fight in the Court Record...

"I'm sorry Mr. Wright, but that's wrong. I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you."

BUT THE AUTOPSY REPORT REALLY SAI-- Wait...what--

Damn, I was so sure that was it. Now to--Keep it down Wright, I'm trying to play!

E-Edgeworth? Huh. So this is what you do. But I have just one question before I pick up this decisive clue here...

What's that?

...Why do you need a bathroom?

....It's the toilet. It's my thinking chair. I had one when I was little and always needed it for when I need to think really hard.

Huh, never figured.

That's pathetic. Did you never pay attention to our trials?

---Flashback:---

You did it, didn't you?
I...Miss Mia....

(Yes, I finally have him!)

GGRRRRRAAAAAA--



Mr. Edgeworth? Do you have a problem?

Just one moment before I royally screw Mr. Wright over, your honour. *Is sitting down on a nailed-down toilet*

(Huh? What's he--)

*Emits a loud, stinky, rude sound as his face aches and is drained of life*
Uurrrgh! This is a big one...Almost...there....*Bangs desk in his struggle*
*Little pouring sounds emanate from the Prosecutor's Bench*



Grr..rgggh...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. *Zips up pants*

There, much better. Now, Mr. White, I think it's time you "confessed" to your 'crime' here....

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*CI, four armed men, Maya and Phoenix are all in a basement*

Now do it! Kiss... kisssssssssss....

Nick do something, please!!

(Why? He's forcing me to do the only good thing that could come out of befriending you...) M-maybe we should just do what he says.... he'll let us go after... right?

(I'd be suprised if you could walk after this...) Yeah sure. Now do it...

(Here we go!) *he leans in*

WAIT! I thought of something! Sis... I need your help...

*summons Mia*

Ha! You don't want us to kiss now don't you?

...

Now let us go.

...

Say something!!

PLEASE CHANGE BACK! I'll do anything!

(Has he forgot his guards?)

One kiss with Phoenix and Maya is all I ask!

...Phoenix?

Sounds fair.

Yay!

---

...


...


Mr. Wright do you care to explain that outburst?


What? The testimony was funny...


...


Were you not listening? He fell in the lake!


So, as usual you don't have a point...


Oh and his testimony contradicts this evidence completly. Thus prooving my clients innocence. Which means...


That only the witness can be the the true killer!


Ack....


Oh!


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OK since you're new and everything, I'm gonna give you a few tips on how to win cases quickly and easily.


Awsome lets hear them!


.......................................


Phoenix?


.......................................


... Um hello?


I'm staying silent about this.


... God dammit.

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Wait, is CI?
If so...
Oh Mia!
Oh Lana!
My plan is working...
Wait, why are you happy?
Because...
*Pulls off their masks*
Mia is really Phoenix and Lana is really Maya!!
Ack! Maya!
Ack! Phoenix!
nooooo
Why were you dressed up as Mia?
Because Lana doesn't like me... wait, why were you dressed up as Lana??
...

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Good lord, am I really that extreme?

---

How should I know?
...Or was that a rhetorical question?
Wait, were the 'sellout' jokes about you too?

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Who should we mock then? Croik?

---

@Mia: Yes, the sellout jokes were about me too, with my constant attempts to make money by selling porn, software, videos, you name it.

Still, there's nothing like a good roast

---

I was confused...I thought that meant that was a sellout in GS3.
What? You sell stuff? I didn't know...

Buy my junk!

---

: Check out my shop!


: Check out my website!


: I hope that pubic hair can be used as currency, here. Hive five!

: *high fives*

Court is now in session for the trial of Phoenix Wright.

Why me? *cough*

The defence is ready your honour.

The prosecution is ready too your honour.

Okay then. My Payne, please give the opening statement.

Of course but before I do I would like to remind the court that this is the defences first case and I...

UBJICTION!

My Payne! Why did you just 'Object' to your statement!?

That wasn't me your Honour. I shout , not 'UBJICTION!'. *snigger*

THAT WAS ME YOU BLOODY JUDGE! THIS IS MY SECOND CASE FOOLS!

I do believe I'm the not the worst character any more. ^_^

UBJICTION! ... SHUT UP! *whips everyone*

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No, the thing is, I possess the smilie in order to enter the funnies in smilie form.

Actually, it is an exageration of my personality, kind of like how Edgeworth is portrayed as a chronic masturbator. I'm not that much of a sellout in real life, though I do like money.

And now, the latest product from Chinese Infantry...

Ohh shut up!

@RevFirst: and I thought I was a sellout.

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Wizard Anon, be nicer to CI. He just thinks that Phoenix and Maya would be nice together. Is that such a crime?
I'm sorry...
That's right--BUY MY STUFF!!
Wha--
Need... Phoenix... /Maya!!
...
Nevermind.

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Look at my cool pose!

SHUT THE F*** UP! Just because I have a squeaky voice and can't say 'UBJITION!' right doesn't make me uncool.

But mine sounds cool.

Mines the best!

Everyone loves my 'Objections'

Mine rule because I say so!

But no one can resist my 'Objections'.

UBJITION! People want to shove ear plugs in their ears after spending five minutes with you!

At least I can yell right!

............. *whips Payne*

...so are you guys anti-P/M?

And now: the explanation of Pimp Godot:

Good day. I am Chinese Infantry, and this is the origin of Pimp Godot.

*Cues music*

I was brainstorming one day, and had an idea of a reality show in flash form involving Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, Franziska and Godot all living together. Phoenix would be the only straight man (not in terms of sexuality) that would harbor a secret affection for Maya. Godot, meanwhile, I envisioned talking in a similar manner to Dave Chappelle's impression of Rick James, hence why Pimp Godot always says bitch after most phrases. He wasn't originally a pimp, but since the idea never made it off the ground (on account that I don't have flash), I still held onto the idea. However, when I created the Four Guys (and one freeballer) naked in a hot tub sketch, Godot was one of the characters and thus, my idea of Godot saying "I'm Godot, bitch!" was finally laid out.

Thank you for watching "the origin of Pimp Godot". You can buy more origin videos, such as "The origin of Alone Time Edgeworth" and "The origin of Four guys (and one freeballer) Naked in a Hot Tub" and "The origin of the Gyakuten Saiban Grandprix" from Chinese Infantry. Each one sells at the low low price of $12.99!

*Looks up from couch. Maya's head is resting on his lap, napping. Phoenix is stroking her hair* Never miss an oppurtunity to sell something, do you?

Just trying to pay the bill, my spiky haired friend.

...and you wonder why people hate you...

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(Wizard Anon: I hope there aren't any bad feelings between us, man!)

I would like to raise an to my potrayal in Wizard Anon's latest funny.

Dude, do I have a case coming up. I'm supposed to be defending a hobo.

Wizard, please possess this smiley.

*Possessed*HYUARGA *Possesed* I think it was a perfectly accurate depicition of you.

Alright, lets get a couple things straight here, champ. No one loves a good roast more that I do. However, despite the fact that I am a heavy Phoenix/Maya supporter, I do not declare heresy on people who support ships such as Phoenix/Franny, Maya/Edgeworth, and Phoenix/Edgeworth. If that is their OTP, it is A-OK with me. However, I also do support Phoenix/Franny to a small degree, albeit not as much.

Hmm, but what about your sleazy sales pitches you've been adding into all of your funnies?

It actually costs money to run most of my sketches (authors note: not really, but bear with me). Therefore, without it, I'm reduced to recycled Edgey Alone Time jokes and "LOL, NO GIRL GETS PHOENIX CAUSE HE BANGS EDGEWORTH" jokes.

But don't you still use alone time jokes?

Who doesn't. Only difference is with the money, I can create jokes that are different from the normal alone time jokes. The only thing that does happen is as long as I'm in the author's seat, Phoenix and Maya will be a couple and as long as you are in the author's seat, Phoenix and Franziska will be a couple.

Hmm, deal, but what about the funny. Nothing funny was said during this whole segment.

Ohh yeah, umm....

I was mas...

NO! NOT THAT! Something else....

What do you call 1000 hippies at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA!

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS A HIPPIE IN THE DAY. YES, I WAS THERE, OPPOSING THE VIETNAM WAR AND NOT CONFORMING! *Starts taking off clothes for no reason*

Dear God, stop that!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I AM A FREE SPIRIT! *Is now naked* YES! I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!

DEAR GOD, I'M OUT OF HERE *runs*

I don't need this body anymore *unpossessed* Whoa, I had this weird dream that I...OH GOD, NAKED OLD LADY!

*Starts dancing....naked...* WAR! HUUUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

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meanwhile, a few years beforehand...

: Mia, if your going to have any power in court, you need a strong and powerful OBJECTION.

: Ubjiction.

: Whatever. Anyway, let's try and practice. what you need to do is find the contradiction, then shout OBJECTION-

: Ubjiction.

: - at the top of your lungs. can you do that?

: yep.

: Alright, let's try it. ready? go!

Ubjiction!

: good, but could be better. try again!

: Ubjiction!!

: keep trying.

: UBJICTION!

almost there!

: UBJICTION!!!

: a bit more, come on!



: HALELUYAH!

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^ that one was good. XDD

: *doing the chicken noodle soup*

that should be enough imagination for yew. :D

---

: This is Channel 6 News. I'm now with Chinese Infantry. Can you tell us your thoughts on why has stolen your pornography collection?

: ...That guy's a fruit!

: Back to you, Ms Bryde.

Just messing, Chinese Infantry.

: The Dick has arived!

: And he brings evidence!

I'm soooo gonna use this one in my next project

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'steals image'

............ Are you giving me the finger?

____________________________________________________________


...


...


...


Um... What are we doing again pal?


We're thinking detective.


Oh...


...


And uh... How do you do that again?

---

... And the Funnies Thread suddenly turned into a large chatroom. :/

Anyway... More Digimon and Fanservice on THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

Welcome back to GS-CGP!!!

Previously on our show, we all bore witness to Mayoi's absolute defeat at the hands of the awesome Monkey D. Luffy after using Gear Third! And, not only that, we also found out that the reason why Luffy wanted to defeat Mayoi so much... was to obtain a Hidden Key from Ship 1!

And, apparently... the reason he why he wanted the key... is so he can save a friend of his! But... exactly who is that friend of Luffy'? And why did he have to do something like beat Mayoi up just to get the key? Well, whaddya think, Derek?

I think... That it's ambiguous.

Gee, ya think?

... Anyway! It's time to return to the Mei-Nami Fanservice Fight— I mean... The Mei-Nami Fight at Two Current! I wonder who among the two ladies will emerge victorious? Will it be the awesome burglar Weather Controller Nami?

Or will it be the Bullwhip Queen Karuma Mei? Let's find out!

Two Current, Onboard Ship 3:

THUNDER TEMPO!!!

*Nami attacks Mei with another Lightningbolt Attack.*

*Hit* AAAAAAARRGGHH!!! Grr... Foolishly foolish fool with ridiculous orange hair!!!

Hideously hideous hag with ridiculous blue hair!!!

Why you!!!

*Mei prepares her whip.*

PERFECTION WHIPLASH!!!

*Mei whips Nami... But Nami evades!*

THUNDER TEMPO!!!

*Nami attacks again.*

*Pants* Grr...

Do you surrender now?

... *Smiles* I'm not done yet, Straw Hat!!!

WHAT?!

PERFECTION WHIP COMBO!!!

*Mei whips Nami harder... with twice the speed!*

AHHHHHHH!!!

*Nami falls.*

Hehe! Like I said... If anyone's perfect, it's me!

True... Your whipping skills may top my staff-wielding...

Don't state the obvious—

BUT! *Super Close-Up* I can do something that you can't.

O RLY? What?

... THIS!!!

*Nami leaps onto Mei. The two start a Cat Fight.*

*Munches on pork rinds* YEAH, FANSERVICE!!!

KYOUYA-KUN!!!

YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF KARUMA MEI AND START A CAT FIGHT?!

YEAH, I DO!!!

& *<Insert Eye Beams here.>*

*Nami scratches at Mei*

*Whips Nami* YOU SHALL NOT!!!

*Trips on Mei's whip* Ah!

Hahaha!!! See? It looks like Karuma Mei is the victor yet again!

Grr...

Go on! Admit defeat, Straw Hat!

*Hangs head low* I... I lost...

ADMIT DEFEAT!!!

*Sighs* Sorry, Luffy... Alright! I... I admit defeat!

... Now to the good part!

*Mei takes advantage of Nami, who has tripped, by raising her own Perfect Clima-Tact at her.*

H-Hey! What're you doing?!

Hmph! Foolishly foolish fool... Prepare to be destroyed by your own weapon!

WHAT?! KARUMA-SAN, YOU'RE TALKING THIS TOO FAR!!!

SILENCE, GARYUU KYOUYA!!!

*Mei raises the Perfect Clima-Tact.*

Kyouya-kun! ... She's actually going to—?!

Kyouya-san! Is Karuma-san gonna hurt Nami-san?

KARUMA-SAN!!! STOP!!!

*Mei prepares to hit Nami...*

*Sweats* ... STOP!!! THIS... THIS IS MADNESS!!!

MADNESS?

...

NO...

...

THIS... IS... PERFECTION!!!

*Covers her eyes* AHHHHHH!!!

*Suddenly, someone stops Mei!*

MEI, CONTROL YOURSELF!!!

*Everyone turns to where Harumi was previously standing.*

MEI!!!

K-K-KIRIO!!!

Drop the Perfect Clima-Tact. Now!

B-But!

DROP. THE. FRIGGEN. CLIMA-TACT!

... Yes, ma'am... *Puts the Perfect Clima-Tact down*

Good girl. I'll have a reward waiting for you back home!

*Kirio poofs away.*

& *Snigger* LOL...

Now, Karuma-san! I've got some punishment for your bad behavior!

*Harumi points to a shovel and a sack of coal.*

Fill the furnace up, please!

WHAT?! I REFUSE TO SHOVEL COAL AND FUEL A DIRTY FURNACE!!!

Okay... If you say so... SUNA SUNA NO MI!!!

*Harumi turns her hand into a large sandstorm and siezes Mei.*

AHHH!!! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!! I'LL FILL UP THE FURNACE!!!

Good! *Releases Mei*

*Mei goes off into the Engine Room. Kyouya helps Nami get up again.*

...

You okay?

... I'm sorry for the sudden ambush!

No! It's okay! Luckily, Karuma-san didn't finish you off!

Yeah, I guess...

Why did you ambush us, anyway?

...

Well?

Actually... Luffy asked us all to split up and search for a "Hidden Key". Supposedly, it was hidden in one of the ships, or on the island itself!

What do you need a key for?

The Hidden Key... Well, see, Luffy's friend got trapped somewhere in the island, and Luffy wants to save him. The only way to do so is to use the Hidden Key.

Sorry, but there isn't any key in this ship...

... I sorta thought so. So I guess that means... That the key's on the island itself! I have to tell Luffy!

*Nami gets a dial from nowhere and tries to call Luffy.*

... Aww, man... It's not working...

... Do you want us to help you look for the key, then?

!!! ... Really? Even after the Davy Back Fight?

Sure! Why not?

... *Smiles* Thanks, guys!

No problem!

*Wakes up* Ugh... Hey... Nami... Did we win? DID YOU KICK THE CRAP OUTTA THAT MEAN PERSON?!

...

... What?

... Maybe we should tell the reindeer what happened first.

*Nami, Chopper, and the Glasses Pirates continue their way through Two Current.*

...

Whirl Giant, Onboard Ship 1:

I'M... FEELING... NAUSEOUS!!!

WAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOO!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO MUCH FUUUUNN!!!!

*Looks like Luffy and the Objection Pirates finally made it to Whirl Giant... Well, Luffy seems to be enjoying the swirly ride...*

*Turns to the Objection Pirates* YEAH!!! This is how you enjoy a whirlpool... STRAW HAT STYLE!!!

I hate to ruin your fun, Luffy, but when exactly are you going to tell us about this key?

NOT RIGHT NOW!!! AFTER THE WHIRLPOOL RIDE!!!

Grr... NARUHODOU!!! Has Mayoi gained consciousness yet?

How should I know?

NARUHODOU!!!

GAH!!! OKAY, OKAY!!! I'LL CHECK!!!

*Naruhodou goes into the cabin room.*

YEAH!!! HERE COMES THE FINAL VORTEX!!! ... AND IT'S A BIG ONE!!!

Uh-oh...

*Ship 1 enters the final centrifugal wave which leads to Two Current.*

3... 2... 1... HERE IT COMES!!!

*Gulp* I think I'm gonna be sick!

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

*Ship 1 exits Whirl Giant.*

Man, that was awesome!

*Luffy turns to Chihiro.*

So, Navigator Chihiro... What were you saying again?

...

Navigator Chihiro?

... *Collapses*

... Okay...

...

Two Current, Onboard Garurumon:

Alright, guys! We made it to Two Current without having to go through Whirl Giant!

Wow! You're right! Thanks, Garurumon!

You know, you're a heck of a better Navigator, Garurumon!

Heh! I agree! You're the best Navigator Digimon, Garurumon!

...

Aww, thanks!

*Ahem* So, "Master Navigator Garurumon"... How far until we get to the island?

Well, we need to pass through Three Current first, Akane-san.

Well, can you hurry it up, then?

...

You don't need to go too fast, Garurumon! Your pace right now's okay with us!

Yeah! Someone's just pissed because Odoroki likes you better than her!

*Sprays luminol onto Mitsurugi's eyes*

AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!

Oh, gee. How horrible! Not being able to see!

Yeah, I know! It's horrible! *Runs eyes*

... Looks like someone's sarcasm detectors are broken.

*Suddenly, Garurumon stops.*

Hey, why'd you stop, Garurumon?

Maybe he needs to go take a leak? Oh, foo!

...

...

Stop being such an arse over this, okay?

... *Shocked*

Ooh... Lover's Conflict!

So, why did Garurumon stop?

I... I sense something coming...

What is it?

*Suddenly, the sky darkens, and something comes out!*

WHAT THE?!

I KNEW IT!!! IT'S...

Hehehe... How are you, foolish humans?

BEELZEBUMON!!!

Hahaha...

What do you want, Beelzebumon?

Ooh, acting like a tough Digimon now, eh, Garurumon? Don't forget... One false move and I could kill your friends... Just like Leomon...

... Damn it!

Wait! So... You're saying that... Beelzebumon's keeping your Digimon friends captive?

Hahaha...

Beelzebumon... You fiend!

Maniacal Evil Digimon!

Damn Lord of the Flies wannabe!

You can't keep Garurumon's friends as your prisoners forever!

Yeah! You can't keep Garurumon's friends captive forever!

Yeah! You... You... Twisted Creature!

You result of Impmon's Low Self-Esteem!

You ugly beast!

Yeah, ugly beast!

*Odoroki and Mitsurugi continue insulting Beelzebumon.*

Bah! Sticks and stones can't break my bones, and words sure can't do crap! I've got Garurumon's friends imprisoned in the island! What're you gonna do about it?

Grr... Beelzebumon...

You... You... GODOT LOOK-ALIKE!!!

*Silence...*

*More silence...*

*Silence again...*

*Okay, awkward time.*

I LOOK LIKE WHO?!

I BEG YOUR PARDON, MITSURUGI?!

Yeah... Uh, why did you just insult Beelzebumon by calling him a "Godot Look-Alike"?

... Because that's the most offensive thing I could think of!

WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, PINKY!!!

What? Well, you DO sorta look alike...

*Ahem* Let's see... This is me, and this is Beelzebumon.



...

WE DO NOT LOOK ALIKE!!!

... Actually, yeah, you do.

Psy-ai-ai-ai-ai...

...

Two Current, Onboard Ship 1:

*Wakes up* ... Ugh... Where am I-ttebayo?

Heh! Look who finally woke up!

Naruhodou-kun? ... What happened? Did I beat Luffy?

Uh... Well...

*Burst into room* HIYA, CAPTAIN MAYOI!!!

AHHH!!! LUFFY!!! MIZI MIZU NO—

NO!!! MAYOI!!! WAIT!!!

*Bursts into room as well* Mayoi! The fight's over! Luffy won!

... He did?

*Rubs head* Sorry if I beat you up too bad...

... Why are you apologizing-ttebayo?

Uh, Chihiro-sensei... Maybe you should tell Mayoi...

Oh! Right.

*Chihiro tells Mayoi what happened, as well as the reason why Luffy wanted to defeat her so much.*

Hi-Hidden Key? Naruttebayo!!!

Yeah, I found it hard to believe, too...

B-but, Luffy... We don't have a Hidden Key in here-ttebayo!

B-but... I need to find it! According to our information source, the Hidden Key's in either one of the three ships, or on the island itself!

But... why do you need it so much?

I already told you! I need to save my friend... GUILMON.

Oh, okay. You need to save your friend Guilmon...

*Wait for it...*

WHAT?! YOUR FRIEND "GUILMON"?! A... A DIGIMON?!

Yeah!

Why would you go to so much trouble for a Digimon?

HEY!!! Gear... Se—

AHHH!!! OKAY, OKAY!!! I'LL STOP!!!

*Bursts in* Hey! A weird seashell's ringing outside!

Hey! Future!Me... Glad to see you're finally awake!

Hehe... Well, I'm a heavy sleeper.

Okay, enough chit-chat! What's this about a ringing seashell?

Weird seashell? MY DIAL!!! Give it to me, Mr. 2 Bon Hobo!

(Who is this scruffy kid and why is he calling me "Mr. 2 Bon Hobo"?)

*Hobohodo goes outside, and returns with the dial.*

One weird seashell, at your service!

*Takes the Dial* Thanks!

*Luffy uses the Dial as a cell phone.*

Hello?

*On the other line...*

Luffy!

*...*

Sanji? What's up?

*...*

We're on the island... We found a shipwreck on a sandbar and didn't find the key... Nami-san said that she didn't find the key in Ship 3, either... So that just leaves Ship 1 and the island as the key's possible locations!

*...*

The Hidden Key's not in Ship 1... That means it's in the island! By the way, are Franky and Robin with you guys already?

*...*

Yeah, they're— *BUZZ... BUZZ... BUZZ...*

*...*

Hey! Sanji!!!

What's going on?

I dunno... But I think it's trouble!

TROUBLE?!

We need to get to the island as fast as possible!

But... we still need to pass by Three Current!

There's an easier way! *Turns to Hobohodo* Mr. 2 Bon Hobo! You're the Shipwright, aren't you? Make this ship go 10 times faster?

... I can't.

Why?

Because... I dunno how.

Oh, fine! I'll do it!

*Luffy goes into the Engine Room. Mayoi, Chihiro, Naruhodou, and Hobohodo follow him.*

*In the Engine Room...*

Okay! Let's go!!!

*Luffy cranks the control to full blast. Ship 1 moves 10 times faster!*

FEELING... NAUSEOUS... AGAIN!!!

...

Hidden Island:

Who broke the signal?! Show yourself!

*A figure seemingly carrying something emerges from the fog.*

Hahaha...

*Beelzebumon drops what he is carrying. It's Garurumon, Odoroki, Godot, Mitsurugi, and Akane... unconscious!*

You must be Captain Luffy's crew...

You're... Beelzebumon?!

Let me guess... You want to free Guilmon, Renamon, and that Bunny-like thing on Luffy's orders, right?

...

Well, let me tell you this... You will only fail. Hahahaha!!!

...

Whoa! Did you see that, Kyle?

I sure did, Derek! Who knew Beelzebumon was actually keeping Garurumon's friends, one of whom also happens to be Luffy's friend, as prisoners on the hidden island? I sure didn't!

I wonder what's gonna happen next? Well, we'll just have to find out on...

& The next episode of THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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- Wright, despite the fact it's a blatant case of copyright infringement, your silly platformer spin-off has sold over 100,000 copies.
- Great! Now let's make a sequel
- *grumbles* I'm going to kill him for this
- Now let's see, if we add this plot element and replace this with that...

-Later, at another meething-

- Everyone, as you may know, Phoenix the Attourney has been selling well-
- We know, we know, Maruhodou.
- -and so a sequel is getting released.

*everyone groans*

Phoenix the Attourney CD

Phoenix returns and only on the LAWYA CD. Dr. von Karma has hatched another nefarious plot which would allow him to manipulate time and there's only one D.A out there to stop him. However, Dr. von Karma has developed his most powerful creation yet to stop Phoenix: Godot, the cybernetic attourney created specifically to defeat our hero. Can Phoenix defeat this new menace and protect the new fangirl Maya Fey at the same time?

- I'm the bad guy again?
- And I'm the doppelganger. That's REAL original, Maruhodou.
- Mr. Nick, what's a fangirl? Does that mean you're Mystic Maya's special someone?

: Dare i asked what the CD stands for, Wright?

: maybe.

: fine, what does the CD stand for?

: .....

: .....

: ........

: ...... Well?

: C.... con.... dom.

: Wright, Condom is one word. that doesn't even make sense.

: YES IT DOES! OF COURSE IT DOES!

: *sigh* somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what it did stand for....


I'm sorry to tell you this, Al, but every time i see One Piece and Digimon clippings in this forum, i scroll past your posts completely. <<

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You can't all like the same things, you know. :/

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Oh no, i don't mind the cross overs. it's just then i know that the post is going to be a few pages long and i don't have the patience to read all of it. D:

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Orcaizer Al. I know Luffy has guilmon, and Odoroki has garurumon, but whose tamers have Renamon and Terriermon as their digimon? Not only does Odoroki have devil fruit powers, but garurumon should be able to digivolve. The fire pirates lost that easily? I did think it was funny, though. Kirio is especially funny.

Shh!

It's a plot device. :P

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