And now...it's time for something...that only Cricket...erm...the ADHD genius known as Mitsu...could think of...

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"And no one will ever know it was me as long as he takes the fall..." -Looks back and sees Pearl-

"AWWW! It's a kitty!"

"Mew?"

"BUT...I swear I heard that cat talking..."

"I assure you...the family cat didn't talk."

-sticks his tongue out at Phoenix-

"Um...my phone's ringing..." -steps outside-
"Yay! Like...I found you Mr. Lawyer Dude!"
"...Um...it sorta sounded like your cat was talking..."
"THE CAT DID IT!"
"...Oh really?"
"Erm...uh...yeah. The cat, like...did it."

----------------------COMMERCIAL-------------------------
"Tired of all the emo-ness around you? Well...let me show you how Emo-B-Gone works...COME HITHER, EMO!"

"FOR THE LAST FARKING TIME, I'M NOT EMO!"

"Sure you're not...just let me get the Emo-B-Gone out..."

"If it's what I think it is...you DIE!"

"And the patented system in the Emo-B-Gone will zap the emo RIGHT OUT..."

[Maybe if I do this he'll go away.]

"And that's how it works." -Walks away-

"...Phew...finally."

------BACK TO THE SHOW-----------

"WHAAAAAAAAAA! I can't pilot that!"

"Surrrrrre you can't..."

"BUT...I'M NOT...HE'S OVER THERE IN HIS STUPID CAPE!" -Points to Gunstar Green, who's chatting it up with Midvalley for no reason-

"You. Miles. I believe this is your horn."

"One. That horn is a saxophone. Two. I don't play sax. Three. Midvalley's over there!!!!" -Points at Midvalley, who waves.-

"So he mistook you too..."

"Yeah. Maybe we should tell her the Green bit is overused with you..."

"...Nah. Or she'll start overusing the Midvalley bit with you..."

"Good point..."

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Hi there, Mr. Nick.

Oh, hi Pearls.

Whatcha got there?

This is a new game I got today. It's Pokemon Pearl!

What version?

Pearl!

What? I'm just asking what version it is!

Oh. I got Diamond.

Since I am better than Maruhodou, I got Pearl.

Godot! You're under arrest for molesting a minor!

Oh fuck me. I was talking about Pokémooooooooooon... *is dragged away*

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Just one line? Come one. I mean, I've poked fun at you, but ONLY ONE LINE! Come on! Even Orcerizer Al** got like, three. Just for having me in one line, I'm forcing you to put me in Nick and Maya's wedding skit.
Why should I?
Because, if you don't... *Turns on TV*
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Hey there Wright.
Hey Edgy.
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I have implanted a hypnotic command that, every time I saw the word helicopter, moo, they will spontaniously make out!
YOU FIEND!
**(Yeah I'm too lazy to find his name, and I can't spell it so, yep.)
PS: Just joking. I was kinda hoping I'd have a longer part, but your joke still made me ROFLOLMAO.
Now, a continuation!
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Larry, where the crap did you come from?
You see, my parents got married, then they...
I MEANT!....ahem....I meant, when did you get here.
I had to add him to the show.
Why?
Ummmmm...
----earlier----
Oh, Adrian, how I've longed to do that.
You're a bad boy. I like bad boys. *Looks at watch* Oh, crap. I have to organize an exibit at the museum in five minutes. Bye bye! *leaves*
*Walks in* You know, Elias, I got the whole thing on tape.
Soooooooooo?
You know Angie, right?
That one chick from Trama Center, right? What does that have to do with anything?
You're in Stiles' body. So, if she sees this video, she's gonna be pissed. Then, she'll kill you.
So? I can just jump out of this body and get a new one.
But, I have a device I got off the internet that will keep you from leaving.
Ah. Wait, when did you get smart enough to do this?
Well, the other day, I heard of this strange device called a book. I started reading it, and this idea came to me.
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....And that's how I became a hobo.
What....You didn't even say anything. We didn't see your flashback.
Oh, yeah. Wrong quote. Anyways...I'm staying silent about that.

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Elias-LOL.

Waffleman: DEUS EX MACHINA!

Warblewarble! Hooray! I have been inserted into the universe!

Dr. Grey? What are you doing here?

Yeah, you're supposed to be dead.


...Helicopter. Moo.

Edgeworth...I suddenly never noticed how beautiful your eyes are...

Take me!

*Hot yaoi*

*Meanwhile*

*Hanging on a noose*

I have two statements to make.
The moo was not part of the key word. For the reason I added moo: Back on the old forums, there was this line pudding made, "I'm a helicopter! MOOOOOOOOOO!" That somehow evolved into me saying moo every time I hear the word helicopter. Moo. So now, everytime I see a helicopter moo or hear the word helicopter moo, I have to say moo.
Also, one key word is "I". It's every time I say helicopter moo. *Looks at rest of post* One, two, three, four, five times I said helicopter moo. Make that six.
Thank you.

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LAWL.



LAWLS AGAIN.

BAAAAAAI. THNX FOR COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO!
Come back in April, we're having sales on Bergen stocks.
[ cross the bridge ]
WELCOME TO OAKLAND, BITCH.

you get -points if you know where that's from.

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...*takes Larry's tape and gives it to Angie*

Angie: YOU BASTARD!

Awwwww crap.... Thanks alot.......

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"Dr. Turner Grey, as brought to you by Kurain Village's own Mystic Maya"
Today's weather shall be presented ACCURATELY and not incorrectly like that weather girl did one time! Today we're looking at sunshine, and it better be sunshine because I don't want to be like that weather girl who got the forecast wrong! It should be clear tonight as the day goes on, unlike that lying weather girl who will probably say that the clouds will roll in and cover up everything, leaving us with patchy fog tomorrow with low temperatures, and it'll never happen because she'll be wrong! Back to you, spirit world.

"Up next, Gregory Edgeworth with today's top stories, and Dahlia with sports!"

Hi, I'm Android 21 3/7 and I've taken over Keiko Koike!
Copycat.
It was CI's suggestion. Anyway, you've taken over Maggey!
You dragged me along with your bandwagon jumping...
Anyway, a question that has bugged us for quite some time is: Is Manfred von Karma really dead?
Phoenix and Edgeworth are going to solve this! Why'd you bring me along? We have nothing to do with this debate!
I like attention?
You depress me...

Court is now in session.
Eh? What for?
... Defense of what? There is no defendant!
... I don't know. Regardless, are the defense and prosecution ready?
I... guess.
... The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
Very well then. Your opening statement?
Well, it has been heavily implied in the script that Manfred von Karma is indeed dead... However, we have no official confirmation.
Nor any straightforward statement of "Yup, he definitely is dead!" We've only gotten vague statments of "he's not around anymore and he's not coming back. That said, we're at least 95% to 99% sure he's dead. There's no way he'd survive long in jail, considering how he got every single case declared guilty!
The wardens swear that he is in fact dead.
However, we have been unable to find a death certificate.
And to be quite honest, I wouldn't put it past him to break out of jail...
Hmmm... So? How do you propose we solve this once and for all?
I guess the prosecution calls Maya Fey to the stand?
Huh? Me?
Yes.

*on the witness stand*
You are a spirit medium and can channel spirits at will correct?
Yeah. So was my older sister. And Pearly. And my mom. In fact--
Yes, DL-6. We know.
... If you want, I can channel your dad!
Heck no! I don't want to see my dad in a dress!
What if I try channeling Mr. von Karma? That should answer the question once and for all!
/ NO!
It'd be like PW: JFA case 2 all over again!
Hey! You did your homework! Good for you, Mr. Edgeworth!
Maya, let's not feed the crossdressing fetish, shall we?
Oh alright. So why'd you call me up here?
Would you mind calling your sister for us?
Okay! *looks around*
O_O I didn't know she can do that!
It happens very often. You never noticed?
o_o No.
Chief, we were wondering if you could tell us. Is Manfred von Karma dead?
I have no idea.
What?
If Manfred von Karma died, I don't think he'd end up in the same place as me.
Oh. Right.
By the way, Prosecutor Edgeworth, your dad told me to tell you that he says, "Hi!" Would you like to speak to him?
FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FATHER IN A DRESS!
Are you sure?
YES!
Hmm... We still haven't resolved whether von Karma is really dead or not...
You know, I'm not sure if it's worth pursuing the issue anymore...

... That's it?
That's it!
That sucked.
You're so mean!
And you're stupid! This is a waste of space!
Well now that we typed so much, it seemed like a waste NOT to post.
*smacks forehead*

(sorry for the waste of space people. ._.;; )

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Ohh quit your whining. Most people I do cameo only get one line anyways, like Croik and CFTF. Orcaizer Al got more only because one bit was entirely about him. However, you still get a place in my wedding skit, as well as a few others.

As for the person who put me on a noose: No, I would not hang myself if I saw that....

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Oh yeah? Potato.

Oh, Maya...I'm suddenly intellectually attracted to you...

Come here, cutie!

*hot yuri*

: Tonight I'm on call for the weather, because Mike2115 forgot who was supposed to do the weather on Channel 6 news. Whatever that means.

: In any case, today's weather will be... *glances off screen*

: *cocks shotgun*

: Shit. Ahhh... today's weather is... WHAT EVER THE RIGHT ANSWER IS!

: DAMN! The blasted loophole...



: I'll get you next time, bitch... next time... *fades into the darkness*

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"I just know that Mille is going to make that 'Phoenix has Green's 'do' joke again..."

"No no no. She'll do the whole Miles-valley thing..."

"You two are both wrong...she's going to do the one where I sing that 'Whip It' song..."

+suddenly all possessed and stuff+

"Um...Edgey? You alright?"

"Um...Edgey, you said? Whoopsie...Methinks I posessed the wrong body and Miles is soooooooo going to kill me. Better make this joke worth it. So...Phoenix...where's your Seven Force?"

"I knew you'd make that joke..."

"Why yes...yes I would..." +Suddenly leaves Miles' body+

"...She was in my body...wasn't she?"

"And she made that stupid joke about me and Green again..."

"...I hate when she does that..."

"Better you than me, 'toutouchan..."

"I hope she posesses you..."

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I look a bit more like Ben than Larry, so without further ado...
Hi there people!

Who the hell are you?

I'm Chaz, posessing Ben!

I thought you posessed Larry

Yeah, you made me do all kinds of horrible things and where the hell did these welts all over my body come from?

Oh that? That'd be from all those times I told really bad jokes, the likes of which Moe would tell. Aha... aha... ahh forget it :3

anywho it has come to my attention that there's been much yaoi/yuri/whatever going on in the scenarios, which frankly I'm not "into" at the moment.

How could you not be into me making sweet love with my phoenix?

... You're a lawyer. The only time lawyers have sex is with their secretaries\female superiors so they can get a raise!

Guh... BLASPHEMY! You can never separate me from my Nicky-poo! *tackles and beats to death*

(chaz possessed at the moment, not CI possessed ) Hi, my name's Chaz, and I'd like to talk about... Reincar- *:edgeworth: tackles and beats Chaz to death again*

Guuuuuuuh... *posessed by Chaz*

Hi, my name's Chaz, and I'd like to talk about... Reincarnation! It's so amazing, that if you've been treated poorly in one life, you can get rewards in the next!

Ohhhhh edgyyyyyyyyy...

Kinda like that :D catch yah later!


Ok, so not quite funny but still ^^ a ULP Steel Samurai card to the one who gets the reference I make near the end.

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my first funny.. which is not funny.

Von Karma!

young Von Karma!

*dance*
We're the perfect family!
we will always win every trial we're in
won't you say you join us too!

Well, how bout it, boy!?

young .............

young PERFECT!! I will be your student from now on!!

WE'RE THE PERFECT FAMILY!!

"Hey everybody!"

"Hi Dr. Hotti!"

"...This isn't the right room..." +Trots off+

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"I'm just waiting for it now..."

"Waiting for what?"

"That joke again..."

"Oh yeah..." +Narrows eyes+ "You just know she's going to possess me..."

"...Yeah..."

+Seeming a bit off, a hand in her pocket+ "Miles-valley! Where's your sax?!"

"...I...DAMN! She possessed Franny!"

"No. She just payed me good."

"That other joke's still coming...I just know it..."

+Scene...end.+

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"I'm still expecting that joke..."

"...You'd think she'd do it by now..."

"She's going to say I stole Green's hairstyle and ask me where my 'Seven Force' is..."

Mille AKA ADHD Mitsu[not possessing anyone] "Heh...and he did it without me having to do a thing...how foolishly foolish!"

"I didn't say you could steal my line!"

+Suddenly all possessedlike+ "You wouldn't hurt 'toutouchan..."

"No...I wouldn't. But he's possessed by you...."

+Suddenly non-possessed+ "HEY! STOP!" +Grabs the whip.+ "She's gone now."

"Did I make that crack about myself?" +Sighs+

+Dream sequence fades+

"And that's how I became a hobo."

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Forgive me! I didn't mean to anger you, great / writer! I only remembered Al's and how he had multiple lines. I'm so sorry! I'm going to go to the bathroom and cry now. *runs off and opens the bathroom door*
...
...
....
.....
I was ma...
*Grabs Edgy by the collar and throws him out of the bathroom with his pants still down*
*walking by* Well, I think I know what Edgy's favorite drink is.
*with her* What is it?
Gatorade.
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Now that I'm finally continuing, who's next?
I have a story. It's a bit embarassing to both me and Edgeworth so...
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Having my alone time is so fun. I don't know why I'm doing it in the kitchen though.
----a few minutes later----
Oh crap. I hope nobody notices I accidentally spiked this drink.
Now to come in and grab my coffee....
EDGEWOOOOOOORRRRTH!
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In the kitchen. In the friggin' kitchen. WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU! I mean, at least have the dignity to do it in the bathroom! God!
But my computer is in the kitchen....
OK, we've done Godot, Edgy, Franny, Nick.... Any other stories?
............
Oh, come on! Somebody?.....Oh well. Guess we'll have to do some living scenes.

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And now it's time for more of Prosecutor Mitsu's PW hilarity...starring...in no particular order... and...for no good reason... and

"To believe she's gone without possessing me for an hour..." +Gives a faint but happy-sounding sigh+

"Mew?" +Suddenly starts climbing up Miles' leg+

"BOW WOW WOW!" +All growling at Shoe+

+Rests atop Franny's head+

"What the foolish tomfoolery is on my head?"

"...a parrot."

+Blinks, then swats at Polly a few times.+

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEK! IT'S...FRAN!"

"...Yes. Yes it is."

"Like, Shoe?! Like...Dude...this isn't funny."

+Snickers and tasers Matt+ "I WIN!"

"Looks like your game went into a 'shocking' conclusion! Ahahahahaha!"

"Any more bad puns and..."

"...I know she's just going to do it..."

"Do what, Nick?"

"That overused joke..."

+Suddenly possessed. Starts to sing 'Mitsu's Miles is Middie song'+ "Miles is Middie without a saxophone so now he cannot saxopwn!"

"Get out of him!"

"...I hate when that happens."

"She's still going to do it..."

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My intro to Wedding. It's VERY NICE!



And now, our feature presentation!


Chinese Infantry presents (and is very happy to be doing so):



Featuring the following:

( ) As the Groom

( ) As the Bride

( ) As the Best Man

And the Groom's secret lover, bitch!

( ) As the crossdressing fairy pimp

I RESENT THAT, BITCH!

( ) As the flower girl

( ) As the guy who wants to molest the flower girl

( ) As a stupid wedding guest

( ) As the guy supposed to run the wedding

( ) As the author and the guy who will probably end up taking over

() As the Kazakhstani Correspondant

VERY NICE!

And with real world wedding guests:
Tsurikato
LySs
Eliasbloodmoon
RevFirst
Darzie P.
Franziska 'Friska' Swift

*Location: Gourd Lake: Wedding Site*

*Wearing Yuusaku's usual outfit* Ahh yes, thank you for joining us for this very special occasion. As you know, today is the day that Phoenix and Maya are finally getting married.

*Dressed in full green pimp ensemble: Pimp Suit, Pimp Fluffy Coat, Pimp Hat, Pimp Chains, Pimp Rings, Pimp Cane and the playa's mug* Who you talkin' to, bitch?

The reader. As in the person sitting in from of the computer watching this whole thing take place while browsing either for Porn or Yaoi to have alone time to.

How you know they lookin' for naughty pictures, bitch?

I don't, but chances are, that's what they are doing. Ahh, and here is the Bride and Groom to be, and boy, do I have question for them. So, you both excited?

*Dressed in a black tuxedo with a black tie. Yes, a tie and not a bow tie* Does the pope shit in the woods?

I don't know, man. Where the holy one does his business is his business.

*dresses in his usual orange attire* THE POPE SHITS IN A SPECIAL BATHROOM MADE ONLY FOR HIM IN THE VATICAN!

And how do you know this?

I PLACE CAMERAS IN THERE AND WATCH IT LIVE! DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME RECORDINGS I MADE OF IT?

(NOT TODAY, GANT!) Sorry, but I want to be able to marry Maya without bad mental images in my head, ok!

OK, WRIGHTO!

Well, now that Gant further confirmed his status as a sick fuck, let's talk to Maya. What are you thoughts on getting married to Phoenix.

I think it sucks, bitch! Because this is an obvious ploy by Maruhodou to try and convince you that he's straight and does not have buttsex with Edgeworth all day and night.

(This is starting to become a lot like FG(AOF)NIHT, sans the nudity.)

Excuse me, is your name Maya?

Uhhh....

Then keep your mouth shut and let Maya answer the question.

*Dressed in a white wedding dress, complete with a veil and white gloves* I'M SO EXCITED I'M FINALLY GOING TO BE MARRIED TO MY PRECIOUS NICKY-KINS. *places her arms around Phoenix tighty and kisses his cheek*

Heh, she's been like this all day. In fact, she got me up an hour too early because she was so excited.

Hmmm....

I'm used to it, I guess. I'm usually in a better mood after I've had my coffee. Besides, it's our special day, so I wasn't too mad this morning.

Ahh. one more thing, Phoenix. There are quite a few people on Court Records who think that you and Maya shouldn't be a couple. They claim that your relationship is a sibling bond and that anything beyond that is psuedo incest. Do you have anything to say to them.

Yeah, tell them they can kiss my black ass!

Ok...

But you're white, bitch!

Were you paying attention to the time I declared that I was part African-American, part Hispanic, part...

ENOUGH! I DON'T NEED THE WHOLE LIST, BITCH!

Well, whatever the others think, I couldn't be happier to be with Nick. If only my older sister was here to see this.

Why doesn't Pearl just channel her?

Because she's the flower girl. *Sigh*

*Puts arm of comfort around her* Don't feel so down. She's with us in spirit.

...Did someone call me?

...M-M-M-Mia? What are you doing here?

...I thought wanted me to see the wedding between you and her....

Yeah, but the thing is, you're using her body, and that kind of defeats the whole purpose of this wedding. So if you could just...

OHHH NO YOU DON'T, BITCH! *Latches onto Mia* now that you can't get married anymore, Maruhodou, you might as well just go home and have sex with Edgeworth like you were planning to do, and let the hetrosexuals get married!

KAMINOGI! *Slaps Godot*

Oww! What was that for, bi...Mia?

I'm dissappointed in you...Godot, for what you have done!

But what did I do? It's the fact that I became a Pimp after I found out you died

Look, I'm perfectly fine with you being a pimp. I'm even okay with that fact that you crossdress.

.......

But what I'm not okay with is the fact that you antagonize Phoenix every chance you get!

But he did nothing to protect you. He deserved prison every bit as much as that scumbag Redd White.

Neither did you, Kaminogi.

I WAS IN A COMA. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, COME AS A SPIRIT AND SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM?

No, what you were supposed to do is not be an ass about it. Do you see me haunting Phoenix just because I died? No. As a matter of fact, I still help him from time to time because that's what a mentor does.

But...

No buts, Kaminogi. Until you stop antagonizing Phoenix, we're through. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe my younger sister has to get married. *Reverts back to Maya*

NOOO, MIA! I'M SORRY, BABY! I'LL STOP BLAMING PHOENIX FOR YOUR DEATH. I LOOOOOOOVE YOU, MIA! *after she reverts back.* DAMN YOU EDGEWORTH-FUCKING BIIIIIIIIITCH! WHYYYYY.

Now that the pimp's spirit is broken, I've got another question...

*wearing a cute little dress* Hiii CI! Hi Mystic Maya *gives Maya a big hug*

Pearly! Who's my pretty little flower girl. *returns the hug, then kisses her forehead*

And it's Mystic Maya's special someone. *hugs Phoenix*

SAY, HOW ABOUT GIVING UNCLE GANT A HUG TOO!

Why don't you go back to not being a creepy old bastard for a day, ok. *Hugs Pearl* so what did you want to ask.

Why did you choose Gourd Lake as a place to get married. Aren't occasions like these usually held at a church or something.

Listen. This day is special for my dear Maya, and holding it at a church or wedding chapel like everyone else ruins the uniqueness of the whole thing and makes it just another wedding.

Did you even consider the possibility that she might want it at a church or wedding chapel.

I asked her where we should have the wedding. She responded "Wherever you feel is truly special." And that's what Maya deserves. Something special.

...So why Gourd lake.

The wedding is about to start. Will the Bride and Groom please take positions.

This is it, Maya!

Let's do this. Talk to you later, CI. *leaves*

Hmmm.... *looks over at Edgeworth* so, what are your thoughts.

Are you kidding, this day kicks ass. Wright hooked me up with being the Best Man, which means I get the first toast! Plus, people will finally stop saying that I'm gay for Wright!

...well, there's still Gumshoe. People will still pair you with him, you know.

Fuck it. I'm just hoping that Maya will do something alone time worthy during the wedding.

Well, I have to go make sure the Judge doesn't fuck up too bad.

*Location: The Wedding Itself*

*Insert chatter here*



Court is now in session for the trial of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey.

You fucking idiot! This is a wedding, not a trial, get it right!

Erm, sorry. Habit. Anyways, Court is now in session for the Marriage of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey.

The Defense, err... The Groom is ready, your honor!

The Bride is ready, your honor!

Ok, does the Groom have any opening statements.

Fuck this. I'm taking over. You're too much of an old fart to do this properly anyways. Anyways, this Wedding is brought to you by: Cold Killer Z. It doesn't just suppress a cold, it's goes right up to it and pops a cap in the cold's busta ass! Avaliable at your local pharmacy for only $10.99.

Umm, the wedding.

Sorry. Now that the advertisement is out of the way: We are gathered here today to witness the union of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey in the bonds of Holy Matrimony. Now if anyone does not belive that these two should be wedded, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

I OBJECT, BITCH!

Well, you can kiss my ass!





Dammit!

Now then. Maya Fey, do you take Phoenix Wright to be you lawfully wedded husband.

I do!

And do you, Phoenix Wright, wish to give me money, err...take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife.

I do!

Then by the power invested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. 'til death do you part. You may now buy my junk! Err... you may now kiss the Bride. Bride, you may now kiss the Groom.

Well, this is it. I love you Maya!

I love you too, Nick!



That concludes the wedding ceremony. Tune in for the after party, where those who were supposed to cameo will make their appearance. Also, you buy that wedding sketch above for just $9.99!

TO BE CONTINUED...

(Author's note: I will be writing the after party either tomorrow night or Wednesday. However, it will get done!)

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That was hilarious, CL! I love the argument between Mia and Godot! I can't wait for the after party!

Edit: I forgot to mention, you nailed that Borat impression!

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CI, that was fucking awesome. I can't wait to see what happens at the party (though I can already guess).

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Hey CI! great stuff! though i'm not a phoenix/maya supporter (only supports canon, gets shot) i just love reading your stuff! cant wait to read the after party, and the bit with godot was hilarious! keep it up dude!

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! +Suddenly shot for no good reason.+ That just means that there's one less in the way of my path to...MY IDOL! +Shot several more times. Tail twitches+ Though I'm more of a Phoenix/Franny type meself...I love it! +Dies.+

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HAHA! That was pure genius. Godot, when will you learn? ...Gant, why won't you die...Pheonix, Maya, how will your wedding night go? *...Pause, shudders* Then again, we don't need to know that. ...I wonder how much solitude Edgey will need next chapter?

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....laaaaaawl. borat.
the mia/godot part just made me die. XDDD

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...........I love you CI.

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That's awesome CI, really great! I loved Udgey!

(me) And now for something completely different...

It has recently come to my attention that many authors have taken to possessing characters from our beloved PW universe in order to appear in their own funnies. It started out innocently enough, but it has since snowballed to an unstoppable fad, and no one seems to care at all about the characters being possessed, even though recent studies have shown that it may be harmful to the possessee's mental health.

*begins to pace*

Let us start with Wizard Anon, who took young as his mortal host. It seems to me that we have all the evidence we need in GS4 to show Odoroki's mental breakdown, particularly in the major points where plot twists occur, and I would like to point out several of them to prove my point. First of is-

We are currently suffering from audio-technical difficulties. Please bear with us as we attempt to remedy this problem.

*talking and gesticulating animatedly*

All technical errors have been found and corrected, please enjoy the remainder of the show.

...and that's the evidence that is mentally unstable. The only cause can be the possession by Wizard Anon! Now on to my next subject, eliasbloodmoon, who has been residing in the body of . I would now like to display a video of Dr. Stiles last opperation.

*presses play on a remote*

Alright, I'll have to cut him open with that knifey type thing.

Angie: You mean the scalpal, doctor?

Yeah, that! Then I'll have to take out that lumpy lookin thing.

Angie: You mean the tumor, doctor?

Yeah, that!

*tape stops*

Hardly a well qualified professional. Dr. Stiles' recent ineptitude can only be traced back to the debilitating effects of being possessed. Now, I can hardly ignore our greatest offender, Chinese Infantry, of possessing fame. It is undeniable that his repeated possession is having long term effects on poor Yuusaku's sanity.

*pulls a rope hanging down and a curtain opens, revealing Yuusaku sitting in a padded room in a strait-jacket*

I am a helicopter! MOO!

*lets go of the rope and the curtain falls again*

This constant possession must stop! For the good of our beloved characters, it must stop!

(eliasbloodmoon): Um dude, aren't you possessing someone right now?

...

...

GODDAMNIT!

(Author's note: I really do think that the possession jokes can be funny, they're just a bit overused.)

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: So spiky haired liar, will you make romance explosion to her stomach?

: Uh... I do understand-

: Get the Borat T-Shirt for only $9.99


: That's nice! I need to be going now!


: Bye!

: What... A... Crappy-

: Oh Nicky-Kins, lets make-

: ...Who are you?

: ...

: What will happen to the small-tit medium? Find out in the next exciting episode of...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: Get on with-

: NOT!

[First off...I know my Mini-Mille is craptastic. It was only done for this special. Where Mille gets what Mille was supposed to.
And two...For once I'm not going to crack that other joke...]


"In light of recent events...I'm not going to possess anyone. Because...I want to pester Miles my own way...without him getting the crap whipped outta him..."

"But you're in the open now, foolishly foolish fool of tomfoolery!"

"And this is where I go all...CRAP! I forgot mah cravat!"

"...Franny. Step back. This is my revenge."

"You dun wanna hurt me...right?"

"...SHE LOOKS LIKE TWO DBZ OCs I found in this sketchbook!"

"...Okay. You caught me...now leave off."

"Franny...if you will..."



"FINE! I'M LEAVING!"

"And that's how SHE became a hobo."

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Really nice CI =D can't wait to see the party XD

Damn Greg, I was thinking to post something like that =P... well, a little diferent but the same objective!
Screw that! And now for something completely different...

This program was made to express what the characters think about the subject... it doesn't means that the author don't like the joke!

Where's Edgeworth?

Don't know! He just went to do something and still not back!

Well, let's start without him! Hi, I'm Phoenix Wright, Attourney at Law

And I'm Maya Fey, Nick's assistant, spirit medium and lover in some fics!

Today we want to talk about the joke that started in a good way, but it's becoming bad!

You could have said something better!

(I couldn't think in something in time)

It's the possession body joke, used from many users of this forum to participate in the jokes!

Right! We are here to say that this joke is becoming a dangerous and unpleasant thing in our lifes! One example is the case when you piss Fraziska off and you ran from the body just to the real person (character) get hurt! That's not funny... except when it's Godot or Edgeworth who suffer the pain...

NICK!

Oh, sorry!

And if you posses a character doing something that needs atention, did you think one moment about that?



So that's what really happened!

See, we from the Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney series just want one thing, to not abuse of our bodys just for your own pleasure!

Yeah! Please, if you want to appear, be dead and Maya can bring you here without a problem!

W-W-WHAT? You want to the people seeing us to commit suicide just to appear?

Nonononono... you didn't get, it was a joke!

And why MY body? Pearly can channel too...

ok, make a nine years old kid bring some random guy just for his pleasure.. really nice part of you...

And you want to me to get abused...

Ok, nevermind.. don't kill yourself! Just make an emoticom and come here to participate, that's all we want!

Much better!

Thanks for listening our request... and good night!

See ya people!

What? It's already over? I just went out for.. what? 15 minutes and you do all the job!

It's your fault to be late!

Why did take so long?

I was mas...

SHUT UP!

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"...Now that possession is no longer viable...I wonder how she'll get to us now?"

+Points to a post-it note+

". . .GAH! SHE HAS BESMIRCHED MY OFFICE POST-ITS!"

". . .What does it say...?"

"..." +Clears his throat+ "'It's time for Franny alone time.' Whatever that means..."

". . ."

"That wasn't Mille. That was me. Mille's post-its are stuck to Payne."

"Holy crap! What do they say."

"They say... 'I'm a Payne-in-the-butt.'"

+Snickersnicker+

+Trots off to have Franny alone time. A bra emblazoned F. vK. suddenly hits Payne+

"I can't help but wonder why that bra flew by."

"Because Franny alone time equals her playing with her--"

"YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL WITH FOOLISH FOOL THOUGHTS I THINK YOU'RE SO FOOLISH!"

"I think I'mma have Edgey'n'Nixxi time!"

"...Did Mille possess you?"

"No. I was just seeing if you paid attention to something other than nee-sama's assets..."

"...Damn."

[HA! NO POSSESSIONS! But I finally got in my Payne joke...]

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"What does she mean 'Payne-in-the-butt'?"

+Wild gigglefit+ "Pain in the butt is more like it..."

"I'll show you pain in the butt!" +Shocks 's butt+

" " +Wild laughter ensues+

"...Now it's time for Karma'n'Greg-y time..."

"...Screw that." +Leaves+

+Twitchtwitch. Mouthfroth.+

Mille's Last Stolen Post-it: "Dun he mean Karma'n'taser time?"

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Well, here's a lame attempt by me...

Court is now in session for the trial of Maya Fey. Chief Prosecutor Lana Skye, temporarily standing in for the Judge, is now residing. Miss Von Karma, your opening statement.

That foolish fool Mr Phoenix Wright believes that somehow, Miss Ini Miney is behind the death of Turner Grey. I however, will crush the fool with the full might of my perfect evidence.

Yeah, you moron. There's no way you'll ever get me to admit that I have any connection to this murder. You'll be laughed out of court!

Mr Wright. Do you have anything to say?

Well, I'm afriaid I don't have any conclusive evidence that would get Miss Fey free... but....

(pulls out a large suitcase and places it on the bench.)

I do have a large batch of my homemade chocolates.

(opens suitcase to reveal it's full of various chocolates.)



Oh God... um... case dismissed!

I drop all charges!

I confess! I'm the murderer! Gimmee!

(All scrabble for the chocolate)

It's almost too easy...

Inspired from a U.K sketch show I saw recently..

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More scenes from THE REAL WORLD: GS EDITION
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Why did you leave me, Minuki. I'm so much better then that Garyuu dude!
Yeah right! Your an idiot and a nerd, but he's in a rock band.
I'm in a rock band too.
Really?
Yeah. I play guitar. I actually have a show tonight. Wanna come?
Sure!
----in the living room----
*Has a Guitar Hero controller around his neck* Ladies, please refrain from throwing your panties onto the stage until after the show.
Guitar Hero....You're such a nerd. I mean, even Elias is cooler then you.
*walks in* Odoroki, I've told you once, and I'll tell you again, DONT PLAY ON MY SAVE FILE!
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Hi, I'm Chinese Infantry, once again using the body of Yuusaku to enter the funny as himself. Recently, certain people have questioned the ethics of this practice, showing it to have longterm psychological effects on the host body's real personality. Well, I too have thought about those things, but I guess I really didn't give enough of a fuck to care! However, now it is time for another origin video: where we take a somewhat popular joke, dissect it and explain it so it isn't funny anymore! So without further ado:

THE ORIGIN OF SMILIE POSSESSION:

The joke itself was based off the practice in Red Vs. Blue of ghosts being able to possess robots as vessels for them to come back to life. In a similar manner, authors can use smilies to have life in the funny itself. I used Yuusaku for two reasons:

1. Not a lot of funnies used him, so I figured it would be a safe bet.
2. I was stamped as him on the gyakusai_ratings LiveJournal community.

Several instances of this practice have been done on the old forums when the author was simply too lazy to make a smilie of themselves. However, possession now seems to be the accepted excuse for why a Phoenix Wright character is suddenly doing an author's bidding. At first, I went through the motions, but as time went on, I eventually stopped doing this for the same reason: I was lazy. As for if I will make a smilie for myself, due to the fact that I have done image editing before, I have this to say: not fucking likely! And that is what I came here to say. Now sit back, relax, enjoy the after party and pour yourself a tall glass of whatever beverage you enjoy. Thank you!

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*Farts*

*talking with Canadian flapping head and Canadian accent* I say, Matt, did you just fart?

*Also talking with Canadian flapping head and Canadian accent* Yes I did, Max *farts again, then sniffs* Ahh, refreshing like a spring breeze!

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Ermmm, sorry about that. That was archived footage I made of an unused joke. Here's the actual sketch:

And now, our feature presentation!


Chinese Infantry presents (and finishes off what he started):



HA HA HA, VERY FUNNY, GODOT!

Just trying to make it accurate, bitch!

Ahem! As I was saying...



*Location: Gourd Lake....again....*

Hey, uhh, Pearl is it? Can I ask you a favor.

What is it, Miss Skye?

Could you channel your older cousing for me?

Uhh, why, Miss Skye?

I....want to see her again.

Ok....

Did someone call for me.

Mia! *hugs Mia* I'm sorry to hear about what happened between you and Kaminogi.

Ohh...don't worry about it....

*blushes* Well now that he's out of the way *starts fondling Mia* how about a little more "experimentation"?

*blushes* Lana, you....must be hot in that dress. Let me help you out of it *starts taking off Lana's dress*

*Location: Front Stage*

I would like to make the first toast. First: to my good friend Wright for his marriage. Not only am I glad for his happiness, but finally people will stop calling me gay! I would also like to make a toast to Maya for the same reason. I would like the admit that although as first I did have a crush on her, I'm glad she is happy with Wright. *notices Mia and Lana* I'd go on longer, but I just saw something sexually arousing and therefore must have my world famous alone time *goes off to mas...*

Our Kazakhstani guest Borat would like to make a toast as well.

Jagshemash! I would like to clink glass to spiky hair liar and small-tit medium for wedding. May you make good romance explosion tonight in bedroom. I would also like to make toast to two women in back making a sexytime!

Say WHAT? MIA! LANA! STOP HAVING SEX BACK THERE! THIS IS A WEDDING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Huh?

...Doesn't it turn you on?

Yes! And that's the problem. I still have a toast to make and I can't do it if I'm fondling myself on stage! Once I'm done, proceed fucking eachother.....please.

Fine!

Right! First of all, I would like to make a toast to Phoenix and Maya for finally tying the knot. I always knew you two were right for eachother! Second, I would like to make a toast to all the people on Court Records. I love you guys. I want to kiss each and every one of you! Also, a few people I would like to acknowledge: Tsurikato for making the wedding sketch. You're artwork is awesome and I'm glad you did that for me, considering I could not give you anything in return *looks down*. I love you! Also I would like to acknowledge ButzPuff for sending me that positive PM complimenting my work: much love, man, much love! Also to RevFirst for creating the awesomeness known as Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation. Your work will truly be a revolution in Phoenix Wrong flashes. Also to all of the fans of my work: you guys are great. Really, you are!

And that concludes Chinese Infantry's suck-up hour, bitch!

Godot, please find the nearest wooden plank and shove it up your ass sideways. Everyone else, it is now time for Maya to throw the customary bouquet!

(Authors Note: I seriously have no idea how this is supposed to go, so if I fuck up bad, just tell me)

Alright, maybe I'll take some luck this time!

I'm ready.

You foolishly foolish fools won't stand a chance.

*TsuriKato* Wheee! This is my favorite part of the wedding!

*LySs* Mine too!

*Friska Swift* Hmm, I've got a good feeling about this.

LET'S DO THIS!

Elias? What the hell are you doing?

I'm trying to catch the bouquet of flower from the bride.

No, you see, only the women are allowed to do that.

Well then: why is Franziska allowed to participate then?

*Whips Elias*

OHH SWEET JEBUS!

Before I throw the bouquet: I would like to say that Franziska von Karma is disqualified from participating.

Ohh, you better have a good reason!

I have two! One: I know for a fact you will just whip anyone and everyone that trys to catch the bouquet. Two: since Adrian is also participating, you are effectively doubling your chances of winning and since Adrian isn't wielding a whip, I'm disqualifying you.

DAMMIT! *Looks over at Adrian* you better catch it, or I'm going to punish you so hard tonight!

*blushes* Oooooh, sounds hot!

And Elias, you are disqualified by default because you're a guy.

....fuck........

Now then *throws the bouquet*

*Insert female wedding guests scrambling for bouquet here*

*Catches the bouquet* Yaaay, it's good to finally have some luck for once. So, what do I do now?

Well, you're the next to get married, so start making arrangements!

Ok *latches onto Gumshoe* you hear that, big guy? Someone else is getting married sooooooon!

Huh? Who, pal?

Well, whatever, I feel like a drink. *Goes over to a bowl, apparently containing punch* hello, is this punch? Don't mind if I do!

*RevFirst* You might not want to drink that.

Rev? Tell me again why you are possessing Hobohodo?

Because I didn't want to enter the funny as a parrot, maybe?

*Darzie P.* Seriously..........don't ask......

So why don't I want to drink the punch?

*Points to Godot* That's why.....

*In his underwear, holding a microphone that isn't plugged in singing*
When the coffee pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the judge trys to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a witness get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the bitches on my arm and I'm pouring Coffee, mon
And I roll the best weed cause Maruhodou and Edgeworth like to get in on!

Look, I'm not planning to get drunk...

No, it's not that. He only have one glass.

So...

Yup! Rev and I spiked the punch....

Ok......why?

Well, we needed some new ideas for Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation, so we're going around to weddings and spiking the punch so we can record the antics these guys perform for my next batch of flash shorts.

Ok, that's just wrong.

...And videotaping people while they have sex and selling the tapes isn't?

Hmm...touche.

*Meanwhile, on the dance floor*

*Dancing with Phoenix* I didn't know you could dance, Nick!

Well, I took lessons a couple of months ago so I wouldn't look like a complete ass to you when this day came.

Aww, that's so sweet of you! *kisses Phoenix* But I still would love you even if you danced like....say isn't that Godot dancing to Snoop Dogg's "Drop it Like It's Hot?"

Yeah, too bad that isn't even the song playing.

WHAT THE HELL IS GANT DOING?

*Singing and dancing like Michael Jackson*
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE!
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!

Gant, why are you singing Billie Jean? That's not even the song playing.

Ohh Wrighto my boy, the music here sucks, so I brought my own on my iPod.

...and why do you have Michael Jackson on you iPod again.

BECAUSE HE MOLESTS CHILDREN...LIKE MEEEE!

Ok, go be a sick fuck on the opposite side the dance floor so Maya and I can dance. *Resumes dancing*

Ohh Nick, you're so amazing at this.

I know *kisses Maya*

*Song ends*

That was the best, Nicky-darling *pulls Phoenix in for a long kiss*

Anything for you, my dear. Another round, perhaps.

I'm a bit thirsty, let's grab a drink.

Ok *notices Morgan Fey* Hey, I thought you were in jail.

They let me out on parole so I could see Mystic Maya get married.

(The same one you help frame for murder....) Ok...

's ass: LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED!

....Did your ass just talk like a midget with tourettes?

Erm, weird. That's what Ini said to me when I left prison.

's ass: LETS SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE IN THIS BITCH'S SHIT!

Ermmm...okay, Maya and I are going to grab a drink now.

Okay, I guess.

's ass: OHH BOB SAGET!

*At the punch bowl* WHY I COULD SURE USE A DRINK AFTER ALL THAT DIRTY DANCING! SAY, IS THIS FOR ME?

*Snickers* yeah, help yourself !

*snickers* heh, yeah, knock yourself out!

WHY THANK YOU! *downs punch in one gulp*

(DUDE! Did he just...do that?)

DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOOOD SHIT! I FEEL LIKE I COULD CONQUER THE WORLD *starts taking off his clothes*

Aww, man, another stripper!

Dude, roll it anyways, he might do something else, like try to molest Pearl or...

*Is now naked* I FEEL LIKE I COULD SWIM ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN *Jumps into the Lake* HEY EVERYONE, LET'S GO SWIMMING!

...You spiked the punch, didn't you?

Damn, how did you guess.

I know Gant's idiocy level. He usually isn't that idiotic unless he's drunk. And since I know for a fact that there isn't enough alcohol in one glass of punch to get someone drunk, I only assumed that it was spiked.

How did you know it was us?

Because you're the two biggest fucking Wedding Crashers ever. Well besides the guys on the movie Wedding Crashers.

Aww don't be pissy about it. Here, have a beer instead *hands Phoenix a beer bottle*

You didn't spike that as well, did you?

Believe me, we've tried, but couldn't do it without leaving evidence that it was tampered with.

And so, the party went on like so. Dances were had, stupid drunken happenings occured with Rev and Darzie videotaping them, Phoenix and Maya kissed a whole bunch, Edgeworth had alone time on at least three non-consecutive occasions and fun was had by all....except Godot. As for adhdgeniusmitsu's question: here you go:

*Location: Bedroom*

*In bed with Phoenix, naked* that was an amazing day, Nick, I'm glad to finally be married to you.

*Also naked* And who would have thought that young girl I defended for murder would end up being the one.

I guess we were meant to be. *Cuddles up to Nick* I love you, Mr. Wright!

*Pulls Maya up to him* And I love you too, Mrs. Wright!

And so, the two kissed and fell asleep in eachother's arms and lived together happily ever after, blah blah blah! Thank you for reading the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey! Good night!

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LAWL. YAAAAAAAAAAY.
now that i think about it, the gyakusai ratings stamped me as Lana. lawl. but. she's having sex with Mia. HAHAH.

by the way. that rendition of drop it like it's hot? ballin.

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LAWLGASM.
Godot's sign = WIN for hilarity.
Spiked punch = classic.
But...no spiked tea?

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Ow! Ow!! My side!!! My side!!! CL! That was the funniest thing ever! I love the part Godot and Gant getting drunk XD!!!

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XDD ROFL CI THAT WAS AMAAAAZING

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