I don't know why, but that seemed somewhat like a fanfic. Other than that, great job again, CI!

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Welcome to Breaking News, where we give you the latest news in the Phoenix Wright world... and beyond!

In Phoenix News, Marvin Grossberg has been arrested on suspicion of... citrus abuse?

-cut to scene of outside Grossberg's office-

okay, me and the squad here are suspecting Grossberg of... citrus abuse? A-anyway, he seems to have locked himself in his office so we're gonna have to break the door down. Ready... go! *smash* Oh dear god...

* is kneeling down at his table, sniffing some kind of powder. A lemon with its surface seriously scratched, and a lemon zest covered grater sit nearby*

*in a lemon induced daze* ahhh *sniiiiiiff* the days of my youth... *sniiiiiiff* like the scent of fresh lemons you see...

... This should be easy. *:meekins: and 10 other officers drag him away*

-Back to studio-

...

anywho, over to Mia with the outside of PW news.

Police have also been responding to disturbances in Hotel Dusk. A man known as Kyle Hyde has been arrested for stealing towels from the bathroom.

-cut to Hotel Dusk. Kyle is being dragged out.-

:kyle: Ok, ok! I was ransacking your office!

-studio-

and that's all for tonight's edition of Breaking News! News when we want it, so you better pay attention!

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"Yanno...for once, I feel odd that she hasn't made that 'Greenix' joke."

"Enjoy it."

"Wait...I just mentioned that joke again, didn't I?"

"Um...yeah."

"Oh well...here goes. I USE THE SAME FREAKING HAIRGEL AS GREEN GUNSTAR! AND I COPIED HIS SPIKES BECAUSE THEY WERE COOL..." +Huff huff+

+Skis above on clouds+ "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles!"

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy!"

"Holyfreakincrap. Did you just smile...?"

"Only because it was my dad. Skiing. In Heaven."

"Aww...too bad people don't become stars. I wonder if daddykins is skiing in Heaven too?"

"Yes he iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Regiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaa!" +Waves at Edgey again.+

"Hey gang!" +Suddenly possessed...by Mia.+

"I was skiing...but I decided to take a break."

"Yanno...I'm starting to feel all hot..."

"KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!"

"Damn. And I was finally going to capitalize for my early feelings for Mia...THAT'S RIGHT. WHEN I WAS TWENTY, I HAD A FREAKING CRUSH ON MIA FEY!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"If you'll excuse me...I've got to get back to my little ski trip..." +Stops possessing Maya+

"Was that MIA?!"

"Yes." +Readjusts the cravat he had almost yanked off.+ "Ahem...now Wright. Don't go pestering Papa while he's skiing. I'm sure he wants to flip the bird at Manny."

+Gaping hole from Hell rises, causing an earthquake.+

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYY!" +Curls up on the ground.+

"That NEVER gets old." +Laughs hysterically+

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. You said it. That's, like...freaking hilarious."

Mille: DON'T SMOKE CRACK KIDS! PEACE OUT! +Waves and runs.+

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: According to Chinese Infantry, I'm RevFirst. This story you're about to read is based off his latest chapter to his aaaamazing story.

: Here's my thanks to him. This is my first real funny so please tell if you it like it or ...not. This is the day after The After Party of the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey. Borat gives an interview to Chinese Infantry about me-

: And then we crash the party and ruin lives!

: Bingo, Darzie P!

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: Jagshemash! I am now with Chinese Infantry to tell us his thoughts about RevFirst.

: Well he did create the awesomeness known as Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation. He's work will truly be a revolution in Phoenix Wrong flashes.

: Wow! Really?

: Yeah! You're-*gets hit with a plank*

: Success!

: What the ****, Darzie P!?

: I just had a thought. Why not kidnap him and use abuse him as a guinea pig and record his antics?

: You're ****ed up.

: .....

: ...Great, lets go! *puts Chinese Infantry in the bag and carries him*

: What are you doing!? Give him back!

: Hey I gave you life, don't make me take it away!

: Hey, don't mess with me! I'll eat your tits!

: ...Tits?

: Hey don't look at me like that! I'll eat your shit!

: Just ignore him...

: Yeah, yeah! You'll **** my mother!

: That's hot!

: Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

: High five!

: Godot, why did you bring Mr Marshall over here?

: It's because-

: What he was going to say is that I've always wanted the rest of the Channel Six: Turnabout News crew to join in and enjoy the fun.

: Oh O.K....

: Holy shit! That means-

: I'm back!

: We're ****ed!

: The end is nigh!

: What!? The Jews are coming!?

: ...What does being Jewish have to do with anything?

: Well, back in Kazakhstan...

: (I could not concentrate on what this oddball was saying... All I could think about is new twisted ideas for my movie... Then I had an image in my head)

: ...And now you understand.

: Yeah, whatever. Check out this new plan I have.


: ......................................That's hot!

: Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

: High five!

: Love the lips!

: This shall be a great plan to end this world!

: Thanks.

: *still in the bag* (It's official: Court Records has a crossdressing fetish!)

: We should meet Mr and Mrs Wright during their honeymoon and show them this!

: ......................................That's hot!

: Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

: High five!

: ...Love the lips!

: Fear me!

: And we're off! *carries Chinese Infantry in the bag*

: *with broken glass on the floor...* Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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: Me, Darzie P, Borat, Godot, Mike Marshall, Minuki and Chinese Infantry (being kidnapped and all) set off to Hawaii to crash Mr and Mrs Wright's honeymoon... And show off our powers that can ruin lives. Tune in for the next episode of RevFirst's Stories...

: ...That's if you people don't actually hate this...

: Chinese Infantry rocks!

get the idea from the CI fic/funnie

*after the party*

Ms. Skye?

Er.. yes?

Why we are naked and wet?

W-Well... it's because... we... hmm...

I get it! You and Mystic Mia went at the lake to swim, right?

YES! Exactly!

Poor Pearl XD

Anyway... really nice job CI! Now I want to see what will be the next funnies with the new couple!

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Wow, CI. Ultrapwnage! Nice. Anyways...
----At the party----
Ah, man. I didn't get to catch the bouqet. I wish someone would comfort me.
I'm sorry Franny, I didn't catch the bouqet.
When we get home, I'm going to whip you till your entire body is sore and you're on the floor moaning.
*Smiling* OK Franny!
*Making out with Nick*
*Umm....Yeah.*
*Off with Gumshoe*
I said, I want someone to comfort me!
Oh, come here. I'll make it all better.
HeheheheheheheheheheheheNO!
Come on. I can....
THAT'S IT! *pulls out AK-47 and kills chef*
Wow. Where did you get that?
~spawn_item:AK-47_00000001~. It's basic coding. Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to bypass the $10.00 and go copy, paste, and print that wedding photo.

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: Are you all ready for your surgery, Miss Fey?
: Is there any risk of the implants breaking?

---

Actually screw my last one.
I have a better idea...

Oww, those hurt me...

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Wow! You actually cared!? The cancellation of my story is not to insult your great work... Just mine.

Hey, CI: With that wedding joke, you just won the internet. What are you going to do now? What jokes are next on your agenda?

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@elias: Ermm, I do have a different series in mind.

However, what I really is the topic to go back to it's roots: a bunch of guys and gals posting funny crap about the Phoenix Wright games. I appreciate the praise, but other people, like Orcaizer, you and others deserve a chance in the spotlight as well!

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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I have three things to say about my next funny.
1:It's based upon a stupid joke I made whilst watching an episode of the good old original Star Trek. Yes, I'm that nerdy.
2:I was going to make a sprite comic out of this. Unfortunately, I can't sprite comic worth a crap.
3:I was going to try and add this too Phoenix Wrong: Next Gen, but it was so stupid, it wouldn't be done.
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*is wearing a red Star Trek uniform* Wright, how the hell did you drag me into this?
*Is wearing a blue uniform* What are you talking about?! You're the one that wanted me to use my Global Studios contacts to get us a part in Space Trek!
*Is wearing torn street clothes* He's got a point, you know.
Whatever, just tell me what our parts are.
Well, I'm medical officer McGregor, and I'm a primary character in this episode. So is Maya. She keeps her name, and is a slave on the planet Kentar. You're a nameless character.
Well, what happens to us?
Well, us two and a group of people go down onto the planet. Seeing how bad they treat people, we kidnap a few slaves, including Maya. I personally treat her, we fall in love, and by the end of the episode, we have sex. *Does an arm pump*
WOOHOOO!
It's off-screen and doesn't really happen and is more implied by you two just walking in to the room, right?
Hell no! Have you seen how dirty TV is getting? We are having full on, on camera sex. Under the covers, of course.
Sweet! What happens to me?
You're a red suit. You die.
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Now, for THE REAL WORLD: GS EDITION.
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*steps into hottub* Oh, this feels so good.
*Steps in naked* I know how you feel.
ACK! EDGEWORTH! What are you doing in the hottub naked?
What? Everybody knows that it's better when you're naked!
You know, you have a point. *Reaches under water and takes off his trunks.
*Also naked* I think I'll join you guys!
Hey guys! Can I join you in there?
Please don't make me get in.
What are you guys doing here. Please tell me we aren't getting a new addition to the the show!
No. Their car broke down outside and their just spending the night. They WILL be gone tomorrow morning.
Well, come on in!
*Steps in naked* Man it feels so good.
*steps in* Yeah, it does.
Why are you still wearing pants?
Because I'm not going to get naked, and I'm freeballing right now so...
Hey Nick. Can I join you in there?
Sure Maya!
Great! *strips and steps in and gets as close to Nick as possible*.......
Why does this seem so strangely familiar?

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Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
: Good evening and welcome to Channel Six: Turnabout News. I am the anchorwoman, Ms Skye. The top story tonight: After being held captive for several days, Miles Edgeworth goes on a murderous rampage for claiming to have missed his 'Alone Time' several times over. We go live to Ms Byrde, reporting on site.

: Thank you, Ms Skye. We're here on Sixth Street where Miles Edgeworth had been released from the Detention Center earlier this morning. He had been held for three days on murder charges, but was quickly proven innocent later on. However, Edgeworth had said something about missing his 'Alone Time' and ran off to get that done. Whatever that is, the scene was brutal when he made his escape. He punched two police officers in the stomach, and ripped out the jugular of a third. Now he is truly guilty of murder, but he did manage to return to his home, where it is expected that his 'Alone Time' got done. The murder trial will be held tomorrow.

: I believe that's called 'irony', Ms Byrde.

: Sadly, that's the fucking definition of 'irony', Ms Skye. Back to you.

: And Now we go back to Mr Wright's Wax Philosophical Power Hour. He is one sorry excuse of a philosophist.

: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that... Anyways, is it true that animals now have too much of a right? We have Missile to dicuss with us about this.

: I hope this turns out to become a bloody good show...

: ...So why not tell us about how human and animal rights aren't balanced enough?

: ...

: ...

: WOOF! WOOF!

: Godot! Give the voice-box back!

: Never! *brings out cape and disappears*

: ...Back to you, Ms Skye.

: I'm not a woman, Mr Wright... That's hot.

: Mr Marshall, you're the anchorman so you need to be professional.

: What's your point?

: So can you go one day without saying "That's hot"?

: Nooooo.

: *puts head in hands* Just cut to the damn commercial.

During the commercials - One man paitently waits...
: The weather girl better be right this time or there will be hell to pay!

: HELL!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
: Wer're back and now to Minuki with the weather report.

: There's a 100% chance of falling vans!

: *checks the window* They're goddamn falling trucks! Prepare for your demise, liars!

: Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

: Are we finished with the crazy doctor stunt? That shit freaks me out.

: MWAHH AH AHA AH.

: Shut the fuck up, ho.

: Awwww.

: Mr Godot! Why are you here?

: I'm the one saying the latest coffee related news, bitch!

: Okay... And now to Ms Byrde with the story about Angel Starr recently adding Judge Udgey to her 'Still the other boyfriend'.

: Judge Udgey, what are your thoughts about this?

: *Munch* *Glomp* *Mumbling* isten se's hawt c s0 l1k3

: Unfortunately he's too busy eating a box lunch Angel Starr gave him. Back to you.

Afterwards...
: In local news, Acro stopped crying. This is due to his tear ducts stopped functioning properly.

: Thanks, Mr Marshall. Hello Acro. How are you now that you're no longer crying?

: I like being emo so I'm gonna keep crying.

: *rolls eyes* Interesting. *yawns and pushes wheelchair by accident*

: NYAAAARGH! *falls down stone steps*

: *slaps head* Crap, that's a lawsuit... And I just broke my glasses. Oh no! There goes my hat...Back to you, Lana!

: We'll be holding auditions for weather girl because our last one was killed by Turner Grey, more news on that tonight.

Afterwards... Again...
: Back to Ms Bryde. She has said to have breaking news at Angel Star's flat. Back to you, Ms Bryde.

: *cameraman shows alive but drunk and naked* I've gotten my myself some new pair of glasses but as you can see-

: Stop! You know too much!

: But-

: Enough! *blocks the camera*

: ...We've seem to lost her, there... oh well! And now to the new weather girl auditions.

: ........

: You're not even female.

: I know...

: ...Back to you, Mr-

: *blocking the camera* Olly, olly, olly!

: Who is this guy!? ...Excuse me, sir! Can you please step aside-

: *starts to strip* Olly, olly, olly!

: ...Back to anyone! *takes some aspirin*

To be continued...

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RevFirst: Did I mention that you are awesome?

I look forward to seeing more. Ohh yeah: you don't have to clean up the jokes. This isn't the Disney forums or anything.

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*Walks in quietly, trying not to be seen*

*Crawls in on four legs on a leash*

What do you want for dinner, Pearly?

Uh...I'm not hungry, I think I'll go to my room...

*Woof!*

*Sees Gant* Alright, who let the Gant in?!

Aw...please can can I keep it Maya? Please?

No, Pearly. Having a vicious child-molestor is a big responsibility. You have to feed it, walk it, clean up after it, chain it to the yard so that it doesn't do horrible things to your virginity at night...

Aw...

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And that's how Phoenix became a hobo!

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Thanks, that really means a lot.
Depending on my mood, I may continue this at tomorrow or even now! (Just a possibility)
About the "cleaned up" thing, I didn't make it child-friendly but just instead:
-Fixed the jokes to make a plot.
-Fixed the grammar in all of them. (It's perfect now)
-Put them in the same style of writing and structure.

@CI: Wow, I feel so honored that I got mention. And Great Work Once Again!

@Burning Rain: Pet Ownership is never going to be the same to me.

Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
: There is a recent report on the latest aspirin recall. This is due to certain company-made aspirin actually increase headaches rather than reducing them. Good thing that I usually take advil instead.

: Advil. Brought to you by my whip *crack*

: It's now the Culture Show with Mr- We have a Culture Show!?

: Not really, I guess we might as well kick this guy out sooner or later...

: ...That's hot!

: *slaps forehead*

: Walcome to my Culture Show...

: ...

: Punch the keys for God's sake!...

: ...

: Yes Yes! Your the man now dog! *shows credit*

: Security! *takes more aspirin* Ouch! It's like they don't even work! And now for a commercial break. We'll be back.

The commerical with... Mr Wright!?
: Everybody get naked! *shot*

: Oh crap! I did it again.

: I can be your attorney since I've played.....Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*!

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*
*NOT APPLICABLE AS AN ATTORNEY QUALIFICATION.

Odoroki's house
: Wait wait wait, what?! I've been studying Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for my degree! Those bastards told me it includes college credit!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
: Hi and we're back! In local news, Redd White has recently became blind. It is said to be caused by too much... Bling-bling?... Over to you Ms Byrde.

: I am now with Redd White about-

: Getting blind from my bling!? How preposterous!...

: Ahhh!

: Back to-

: Why God? Why!?

: Back to you, goddamn it!

: And now for the Texas Power Hour.....

: ...

: Shit, I dunno what to say. Back to you Ms Skye- What the?

: In other news, someone is having way too much fun with these situations! This judge finds them guilty.

: How'd you get into the studio?! *chases him off*

: Ms Byrde, he was here for the interview of being Angel Starr's 'Still the other boyfriend'. Remember? Oh whatever... And now for the daily local video feed. The follow has been submitted by Mr Marshall.



: ...

: What?

: That's hot.

: Stop right there!... Why aren't I'm included!?

: ...........................

: Stop staring at me like that! I'll leave.

: That's how we look at girls in Texas.

: Ahem. Now I have a guest, Penny Nichols who is eager to show us something.

: Can I show you my Pokemon now Mr Wright???

: Who's idea was this shit?

: Not sure... And now we go over to Mr Gumshoe for the latest movie reviews. Over to you Mr Gumshoe.

: Shrek the Third made me horny!

: ...I'm not getting paid enough for this.

To be continued...

@RevFirst: LOL, nice! You get 10,000 cool points and jar of cookies.

You too, CI! That must be a fanfic. To be something else wouldn't make it so hilariously great!

Are you sure this alright, Franziska?
What do you mean? Of course it's alright.
Doesn't it feel good?
I guess, but it feels so wrong too...
Don't worry! This will be our little secret. Now, just relax and keep your breathing steady. Let's just take our time. We have this whole day to ourselves.
...I'm not sure I-
*barges in* Hey, pals! How's-
...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!
AHH!!
DETECTIVE!!
What the heck are you two doing!??!
Well... um...
I... uh...
*sigh* Forging the scene of the crime... I should have known you two would be up to no good. No wonder all of the prosecution's cases have been going so smoothly the last few months. This'll be the biggest scandal since SL-9! Wait until the presses hear about this! *storms out*
Well, looks like we've been caught. What do we do now?
Mad, hot, unrestrained, lesbian sex?
Okay!

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At long last, the Digimon/One Piece arc finale is here! Part One of the finale, that is. :P

Only on... THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

Hey there! Welcome back to GS-CGP—

Hey, hey, hey!

Who are you and why are you stealing our intro?

That's what I wanna know!

Why, I'm Defense Attorney Michael Fey—!

Uh, actually, you're just Al's horribly experimented "Male Mia" sprite...

... Oh, okay...

...

...

... Has he left yet?

Nope. Still there.

... Maybe we should just get on with our recap, Derek.

Gotcha.

:kyle: *Ahem* Anyways... Last time on GS-CGP, the Fire Pirates met some serious trouble in Two Current... They ran into Impmon's Warped Mega Form, the one, the only... Beelzemon**!

That's right! And the last time we saw Beelzemon, namely, attacking Sanji on Hidden Island, the Fire Pirates and Garurumon were beaten by him! How could the Fire Pirates lose so easily, when Captain Odoroki has the Mera Mera no Mi and Garurumon could've Digivolved?

Actually, I think it's because Beelzemon's almost indestructible when he's uber angry!

Hmm... You've got a point there, Kyle! I mean, Beelzemon was just called a "Godot Look-Alike" Who wouldn't get angry at that?

WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME IF BEING CALLED MY LOOK-ALIKE'S SOMETHING SO HORRENDOUSLY INSULTING!!!

... Did you hear something, Derek?

Meh. Must be a coyote... Anyway! How about Luffy's reason for ambushing the Objection Pirates, eh? Turns out he just wanted to save his friend Guilmon!

Ayup, that's right! Oh, and how about that Mei-Nami fight, eh? Pure fanservice— I mean, pure genius! Too bad Mei had to snap and pull a Leonidas at Nami in the end, almost killing her!

She's a Karuma. What'd you expect?

Her pulling off a Xerxes instead—

*Suddenly bursts in* HEY, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! WHOOOO!!!

WTF?! What're you still doing here?

That does it. I'm calling security! SECURITY!!!

*A security guard comes in a few seconds later.*

WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, WHIPPERSNAPPERS?!

O lawd, not THAT security...

Why, I'll have you know that back in the day when I was a sweet, sweet, youthful child people actually had respect for other people's time and didn't go around calling them as if they were the only people in the world, wasting time and time and time and time again! You young'uns today! When will you learn the value of time? Now, you're just making me stand here wasting my breath! What did you call me for, huh?

... Could you please just get rid of that guy over there?

What guy?

*Points to Michael* Him.

UB-JICT-SHUN!!! SEE, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN!!!

...

...

Why... Hello there, handsome! *Flirts with Michael*

Oh, um...

& ZOMGFGZ!!! IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

*To Michael* So, how'd you like to take me out on a date, cutie?

*Oldbag drags him away* Ah... Ah... AHH!!! GET OFF ME!!! UB-JICT-SHUN!!! GAAAAAAHH!!!SANCTUARY!!! SANCTUARY!!!

...

...

*Someone in the audience coughs.*

... Maybe we should just get on with the show.

You got that right!

...

Hidden Island:

Hahaha... You will only fail, Straw Hat! I've captured your Captain's Digimon Friend, Guilmon, along with some other stupid Digimon! Oh, and not only that... But I've captured your crewmates as well!

... You WHAT?! You mean... Zoro, Usopp, Franky and Robin are...

*Laughs* That's right... They are my prisoners!

Ah, crap! Why the hell are you doing this, huh?!

Hmph. I am merely following orders... And part of those orders... Is for me to capture whoever goes in my way... And that includes you, Sanji the Black Leg! You shall join your crewmates soon... IN THEIR PRISON CELL!!!

*Beelzemon prepares to attack Sanji.*

AH!!! You shitty bastard!!! DIABLE JAMBE!!!

*Sanji uses heated kicks on Beelzemon!*

*Evades* Not good enough! DOUBLE IMPACT!!!

*Beelzemon hits Sanji with Shotgun Attacks! It's super effective— Oh wait, this isn't Pokémon...*

*Hit* Ah, shit! DIABLE...

*Beelzemon stops Sanji before he attacks again.*

Double shit!

*Grabs Sanji by the collar* Hmph. How disappointing... I thought you'd be a much better opponent, compared to those weakling crewmates of yours! That swordsman was a hax, that marksman's nose kept getting in the way, that woman with the flower-like ability had a freaky nose that looked like it was hit repeatedly with a frying pan, and that cyborg was just... weird! Well, at least you can join them now! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Grr...

*Aims Berenjena shotguns at Sanji* Prepare to feel a nasty burn, Straw Hat!!!

GOMI GOMU NO STORM!!!

THUNDER TEMPO!!!

HEAVY POINT ATTACK!!!

*Luffy, Nami, and Chopper suddenly appear and attack at the same time!*

*Hit* AAAARRGGGHHH!!! WHAT A?!

Hehe! I knew we could get here in time!

*Steps out of Ship 1* Feeling... nauseous...

Alright!!! MIZU MIZU NO TYPHOON!!!

*Hit* ARGH!!! What the hell... Where are all these annoying Devil Fruit Users coming from?!

So THIS is the Beelzemon you were talking about! Heh! He doesn't look so tough to me-ttebayo! He complains over a weak Mizu Mizu no Typhoon attack? Naruttebayo!

Don't underestimate him yet, Mayoi! He could have some hidden attacks!

Aww, but I can beat that ugly thing on my own just fine, sis!

... Um...

Yeah, actually, he kinda looks like Godot!

HE DOES NOT!!!

WTF?! Shouldn't you be unconscious?

Not when somebody as weak and as ugly as you claims to look like me!!!

I'M not the one who claimed to look like you!

Yeah! It was me!

Mitsurugi-san! Godot-san! You blew our cover!!!

Uh-oh... This can't be good.

Oh, great. Our plan to fool Beelzemon into thinking that he beat us failed!

Uh... I thought they were supposed to be unconscious?

Uh... What's going on here?

Grr... I've been doped by these idiots! *Turns to the Fire Pirates* YOU WILL PAY!!!

*Beelzemon teleports away with the Fire Pirates and Garurumon.*

Hey! He got away!

NARUTTEBAYO?! I thought Beelzemon didn't know how to teleport?

Hmph. Now that that thing's out of the way... *Races to a nearby cave in the island* TREASURE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

W-Wait! Karuma-san! Shouldn't we be helping the Straw Hats save their crewmates, the captured Digimon, and the Fire Pirates?

Are you insane, you foolishly foolish fool? Why would I do that? Helping the enemy... Hmph! How foolish! I'm after the treasure so I can advance to the next stage!

B-But Karuma-san...

Even if we get eliminated, at least we can help the others!

Yeah! That's right!

HOW PATHETIC!!! YOU WANT TO HELP THE ENEMY? GO AHEAD!!! I DON'T NEED A PIRATE CREW TO GET THE TREASURE! I'M PERFECT!!!

*Mei runs off to seek the treasure on her own.*

She... She abandoned us!

Somehow, I expected that to happen...

Ah, nuts.

*Kyouya slumps down on the sand.*

So that Beelzemon's captured Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon, Garurumon, Odoroki, Akane, Godot, Mitsurugi, Zoro, Usopp, Franky, and Robin? ... I wonder why...

He said something about following orders...

Orders, huh? Who on earth would summon Beelzemon just to sabotage the Second Stage of the GS-CGP Contest?

We don't have time to worry about that now! We have to find the others and save them!

But what about the treasure?

NARUHODOU!!! You're only thinking of finding the treasure so you can clear the stage, even when your best friend has been captured by one of the Seven Demon Digi-Lords?!

B-But...

If that's what you want to do, then you should probably just join Mei!

W-WHAT?! NO WAY!!!

Then do what your sensei's telling you to do and come with us on the rescue mission!

H-Huh?! She's your sensei, too, Future!Me!

Not in 2025, she isn't.

Grr... So I have to come... Like I have a choice.

Hehe! Don't worry, First Mate Naruhodou-kun! I'm sure you'll be helpful... somehow! Dattebayo!

(I'm only being forced to go because Chihiro-sensei wants to save her boyfriend...)

T-THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON, DAMN IT!!! *Kicks Naruhodou*

PAIN!!!

Looks like we should split up! Okay! Me and Nami'll go with the Objection Pirates, and Sanji and Chopper'll go with the Glasses Pirates to find the others!

Huh? Who do YOU get to go with Nami-san?!

*Shrugs* I dunno! Let's just go in opposite directions!

*The two teams split up and go in opposite directions. Luffy's team heads west, and Sanji's team heads east.*

...

Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island:

*Slams a nearby table* Damn it! You... You stupid humans! How dare you fool me into thinking that I beat you? Heh! Good thing that ugly one with the mask blew your cover and ruined your plan!

(If anyone in here's ugly, it's YOU!)

*Beelzemon moves to a giant glass container covered by a tart. He removes it and reveals...!*

...

Hey! Those... Those are the rest of the Straw Hats!

What are you planning to do with them?!

Yeah! What she said!

*Beelzemon only laughs, and moves toward another giant glass container...*

L-Let me out of here!!!

GUILMON!!!

That's... That's one of Garurumon's friends, right?

But I thought that Garurumon was one of the FOUR Digimon that got sent here...

That's right! Hey, Beelzemon! Where are Garurumon's other friends?!

Ohohoho! I can't tell you where they are! Too bad! *Laughs*

Grr... Why are you doing this?

Like I said, I'm only following orders!

Orders? Orders from who?

Orders from... him.

*Beelzemon points to someone sitting in a large chair behind a desk. The person turns around...*

O

M

F

G

It's you!!!

How are you, gentlemen? ... And lady?

G-Garyuu!

*Laughs* All your Straw Hats and Digimon... ARE BELONG TO US!!!

What you say?!

You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha!!!

C-Captain! What're we gonna do?!

GARYUU!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

Isn't it obvious, Odoroki my boy? Hmph. You... You disgraced me with a defeat that I did not deserve!

What, you mean during the—

AHH!!! SPOILERS!!!

Do you even need to ask? The Bell Test!!!

Ah! The Bell Test!!!

*Flashback*

*Pant* I... I can't make it... I'm low on HP. I've gotta change back to Human Form!

GOTCHA!!!

Damn it!

You're low on HP, Odoroki. Give up now and give me your bell! *Does freaky smile*

Grr... All right, you win, Garyuu-sensei. ADVANCED ODOROKEN... TRANSFORM.

*Advanced Odoroken transforms back to Odoroki.*

All right, sensei... You win.

Good. EMPERIHITO TRANSFORM!

Now... Give it here, Odo—

*Suddenly pops out of the bushes* AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!

KILL!!!

Ack! It's a monster!

Help me!!!

*Itonoko crashes into Kirihito.*

H-Hey! AAAAAAHHH!!!

*Kirihito and Itonoko fall into the undergrowth. Chinami follows them.*

Okay... That was weird... At least I've still got my bell!

*End flashback*

Because of you... I never made it to the Second Stage! I had to fall through 80 feet of canopy with a crazy demon girl and a bumbling detective who couldn't even save himself! Heck, Kakashi even laughed at me! *Looks up* Because of you, Odoroki... I WAS DISQUALIFIED!!!

B-But! You shouldn't have tried to steal my bell in the first place!

That's right! Hobohodo-san and I told you that it wouldn't work!

SHUT UP!!!

...

Now, I shall have my revenge on you, boy! I had Beelzemon here capture Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon and some Straw Hats... to fulfill my evil plan! Mwahahahahaha!!!

Grr... Exactly what is your evil plan, anyway?!

I'm going to use Renamon and Terriermon's digital code... and Digivolve!

DIGIVOLVE?!

The process is almost complete! All I have to do now... *Beelzemon hands him a Dark Digivice* Is transform into my Mega Form!!!

*Kirihito holds up the Dark Digivice...*

Tainted Human Spirit of Darkness... KIRIHITO... DIGIVOLUTION!!!

...

Cave, Hidden Island:

*Digging* Hahahahaha!!! I've found the treasure, while those foolishly foolish fools are out helping their enemies! I will be the Gyakuten Saiban Character Grand Prix Champion!!!

*Mei hits something.*

Jackpot! I've found it!

*Mei opens the treasure chest and finds...*

YES!!! GOLD!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!

*Mei carries the treasure chest and heads out of the cave.*

MAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M SUCH A GENIUS!!!

...

Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island:

*Gets enveloped in a cloud of smoke* Yes... Yes... YES!!! POWER!!!

He's... He's actually digivolving!

NO WAI!!!

*A lightningbolt suddenly appears from the dust cloud... Kirihito emerges!*

I am... DUSKMON!!!

... This can't be good.

I... I've done it! Yes!!!

*Duskmon turns to Beelzemon.*

Nice work, Beelzemon... I will no longer need your "services"! *Attacks Beelzemon* Farewell, fool!

Wha... What are you doing?!

LUNAR PLASMA!!!

*Duskmon destroys Beelzemon with his swords. Beelzemon didintegrates into a raw digital sode, and Duskmon downloads it.*

HAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

AHH!!!

Hey! Godot! Why aren't you screaming in terror with us?

...

Hey!

...

Not you, too, Garurumon!

...

...

& ... GODOT AND GARURUMON... FUSION DIGIVOLUTION!!!

*Godot and Garurumon get enveloped in a cloud of smoke!*

What the?!

This is... impossible!

Holy crap! Godot can Digivolve?!

...

* Do you wanna see it?*

...

*Are you sure?*

...

*Are you really sure?*

...

*Okay, here goes nothing!*

GODORURUMON!!!

ZOMFGZ!!!

What... What is that thing?!

Isn't it obvious? I'm Godorurumon! Godot and Garurumon combined! Prepare to encounter the bitter taste of defeat, Duskmon!!! HOWLING COFFEE BLASTER!!!

*Godorurumon fires a fiery coffee attack at Duskmon!*

*Hit* AHHH!!! WHY, YOU...

Hehehe!

Wow! For once, Godot is actually cool!

No fair! I'M Garurumon's partner... How come I wasn't able to Fusion Digivolve with him?!

*Pats Odoroki on the back* Meh, such is life.

En route to the Hideout:

*Running* I think we're getting closer, guys!

*Also running* Yeah! There's a weird metallic door on that rock over there!

That's it, then! It must be Beelzemon's hideout!

ALRIGHT!!! I can finally go in and kick his butt-ttebayo!

*Approaches the door* Hmm... Locked! Just as I thought!

WHAT?! Then how do we get in?

Leave it to me! Mm-hmm! *Points Perfect Clima-Tact at the door* THUNDER TEMPO!!!

*Nami blasts the door off with an electric attack!*

*Goes in* Okay! Let's go!

Yeah! Thanks, Nami!

*Luffy's team heads inside.*

*A few seconds later, they find themselves in the room where Odoroki and the others are being held captive!*

Hideout, Hidden Island:

*Sees his crewmates* GUYS!!!

LUFFY!!!

Hey man, help us out!

H-How'd you guys end up in a giant glass jar?!

It was... That thing! *Points to Duskmon*

Well, well, well...

& Holy crap! DUSKMON!!!

Wait a minute... Where's Beelzemon?

Hahaha... Beelzemon has been destroyed! I have absored his power! Prepare to die, fools!!!

W-WHAT?!

NARUTTEBAYO?!

*Duskmon prepares to use Lunar Plasma on Luffy, Nami, Naruhodou, Mayoi, Chihiro, and Hobohodo.*

*... But Godorurumon stops him!*

WHAT A?!

Hey, ugly! Don't forget, I'M your opponent here!

Hey! Aren't you Garurumon? ... You look kinda different!

Uh, Luffy?

Hmm?

That's not just Garurumon.

...

IT'S GODOT!!! HE'S TURNED INTO A DIGIMON!!!

WHAT?! THAT'S GODOT-SAN?! NO WAI-TTEBAYO!!!

S-S-SOURYUU-KUN?! A DIGIMON?!

*Sees Chihiro* Oh! Hi there, kitten! How ya been?

... *Faints*

Sis!!!

Ooh... Not good... *Turns to Duskmon* See what your ugliness did? You made my little kitten faint!

M-Me? You're the one that made her faint!

Less talk, more fight! HOWLING BLASTER!!!

LUNAR PLASMA!!!

*Godorurumon and Duskmon simultaneously attack!*

...

WHOA! And I mean WHOA! Did you see that, Kyle?

I sure did! Godot and Garurumon Fusion Digivolved! I didn't even think it was possible outside of Tamers!

Yeah, what a shocker! And Garyuu... Who knew he'd make a comeback and try to destroy Odoroki? I certainly didn't see it coming! Man, this Two-Part finale sure is getting me excited! I wanna find out what happens next!

Me, too! But we're out of time...

I guess that means we'll find out what happens on the next episode of...

& THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

... TOO BE CONTINUED.

Yeah, I know I said that the Digimon/One Piece arc would be over in one last episode, but it would've been too long if I pulled through with that, so I decided to divide the finale into two parts, instead. :P

** I realized that I misspelled Beelzemon's name the first time around. >___<

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Thanks a bunch! Part 3 will be up soon and could be the best yet!

: Cookies for RevFirst... Yes!

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Damn straight. I put a lotta blood, sweat and blood in that show....Yeah no tears. Tears are for pussies.

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*turnabout news theme plays*

And now for a quote by Phoenix.

"The world is quiet here." - Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Thanks you for your ti--

DID YOU HEAR ME?! THE WORLD IS QUIET HERE!!!

Yes I hear--

I SAID THE WORLD IS FUCKING QUIET HERE!!!

I HEARD YOU ALREADY!!!

Sheesh, no need to yell. A simple "I heard you" would suf--

GET OUT!

EEK!

And now for commercials...

*backstage during the break*

Before I get home, I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some hookers, how about you, Ms Skye?

Well I feel like stealing money from charity. I don't need it but I love the adrenaline.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I... like... forgot to turn the camera off. You're still... like... on air.

...Kill her.

LOL. 7h47 5uX0r5 4 u!

Get this fat bitch out of here.



N0! 1 w4nn4 533 b00bs!!! *looks at chest* D4mn l00k at d3m j166l3!

What an a55h0l3.

*back on camera...*

: Wait, I'm supposed to be Some Guy.

: LEIK WH0 C0uld tIS n00b B?

: THIS IS SPARTA!

: Why in God's name are they wrestling naked!?

: ...I'm betting for Da Butz!

At Gant's house...

Jolly! Porn on the news channel!

At Kurain Manor...

What's the dangly thingy between Mr Butz's legs.

PEARLY TURN IT OFF!

Back at Channel Six Studio...

And the yaoi fics empire will expand to include /

CUT TO THE DAMN WEATHER! NYARGHHH!

: Wait... Wait a minute... weren't you killed by Mr Grey?

: ...Magic.

: But-

: Magic!

: We're on in 5, 4, 3...

: ...Hello and Welcome to Channel 6: Turnabout News. In today's news, Lotta Heart has sued Afroman for stealing her song and image. Manfred von Karma has started a gang rape band in prison along with Redd White and Damon Gant. Marshall is at the prison now.

Thanks Lana. Mr Gant, what prey do you usually go for?

Children!

paedo...

I love incest (oh noes).

Interesting...

NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, MARSHALL!!!

BACK TO YOU LANA! AHHHHH! GET THE FUCK AWA....

*back at t3h studio*

Wow. I do feel sorry for Mr Marshall. How abo-

I hope that things get better for him.

Why the fuck are you here!?

: ...

: Can I be the new anchorman?

: ...

: Come on... At least until Mr Marshall's finished being raped and-

: ........

: You win this round. *leaves*

: What a faliure. *sips coffee* What the ****!? Tea!? Dammit Mr Edgeworth!

: Justice is served! *runs away*

---

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Whoops!
I've just noticed now that DarzieP has shown his version.
Well for my version, I've improved on that and then some.
It'll be up very soon.

Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
: And now over to Mr Wright with his quote of the day.

: "The world is quiet here." - Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

: And now over to-

: Did you hear me!? The world is quiet here!

: Yes I heard-

: I said the world is fucking quiet here!

: I heard you already!!

: Sheesh, no need to yell. A simple "I heard you" would-

: Get out!

: EEK! *runs*

: And now for the commercials.

Backstage During Commercial Break
: Before I get home, I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some hookers, how about you, Ms Skye?

: Well I feel like stealing money from charity. I don't need it but I love the adrenaline.



: Being like the new cameragirl and all, I'm like so sorry. I... like... forgot to turn the camera off; you're still... like... on air.



: LOL. 7h47 5uX0r5 4 u!

: Get this fat bitch out of here.

: N0! 1 w4nn4 533 b00bs!!!

: What an a55h0l3.

: Wait, I'm supposed to be the annoying guy.

: LEIK WH0 C0uld tIS n00b B?

: THIS IS SPARTA!

: Why in God's name are they wrestling... Naked!?

: ...I'm betting for Da Butz!

Gant's House
: Jolly! Porn on the news channel!

Kurain Manor
: What's the dangly thingy between Mr Butz's legs.

: Pearly, turn it off!

Back at Channel Six Studio - After Commercial Break
: Hello and we're-

: The yaoi fics empire will expand to include /

: Let's just get to the weather already!

: Wait... Wait a minute... weren't you killed by Turner Grey?

: ...Magic.

: But-

: Magic!

: We're on in 5, 4, 3...

: ...Hello and Welcome to Channel 6: Turnabout News. In today's news, Damon Gant has started a gang-rape band in prison along with Manfred von Karma and Redd White.

: But-

: They've recently been arrested for child pornography. And Mr Marshall is at the prison.

: Thanks Ms Skye. Damon Gant, what prey do you and your cellmates usually go for?

: Children!

: Pedo...

: I love incest. (Oh noes!)

: Interesting...

: Now take off your clothes, cowboy. We're gonna have a Brokeback Mountain party!!

: Back to you Ms Skye- Ahhhh! Get the fuck awa-

: Wow. I do feel sorry for Mr Marshall. How abo-

: I hope that things get better for him.

: Why the fuck are you here!?

: ...

: Can I be the new anchorman?

: ...

: Come on... At least until Mr Marshall's finished being raped and-

: ........

: You win this round. *leaves*

: What a faliure. *sips coffee* What the fuck!? Tea!? Dammit Mr Edgeworth!

: Justice is served! *runs away*

: Hello everbody! *audience applause*

: Chinese Infantry?

: Yeah. I'd like to audition for the news. I could do a segment on the latest products on the market.

: Show us what you've got?

: In shopping news, Microsoft released the Xbox360 Elite, which is just a black 360 with an HD-DVD player and more room. Still, it is better than buying a PS3. Back to you!

: Absolutely no!. We shall not have any of the product news!

: *whispers to Ms Skye* Who the fuck is she?

: How the fuck should I know?

: I want the opinion of someone who doesn't have a live badger shoved up their ass...

: Good sir! I'm going to fuck you up! *brings out grenades*

: Bring it, bitch! *pulls an AK*

: *sees Croik walking in*

: *locks her out*

: I'll settle this flame war myself-

: No, I will! You two should kiss and make up, right now!

: NO!

: Oh really? Well lets just say that arguing about something minor like this thing is like winning the Special Olympics; if you win, you're still retarded.

: ...

: I steal money from charity but that was just cold...

: He's right, we're sorry. *love tackles*

: ...

After The "Love Tackle"
: Chinese Infantry Live Volume 1. Watch how I talk about the latest gadgets and fight off Morgan Fey. Since it involves my funnies, it will be X-Rated and you will shell out 6 easy payments of $19.99 for it! I'll be off now to burn down Darzie P's house.

: ...O.K. Hope to see you again. And now over to Mr Gumshoe's movie review...

: Blades of Glory is GAY!

: ...And now to Mr Wright with his philosophical musings!

: I'm staying silent about that.

: And now the weather with Minuki.

: Tonight, the weather in Scotland will be generally cloudy, with a spot of rain. Some clouds are drifting north from England over Edinburgh and Aberdeen. Dundee is rather cloudy, windy and cold at only 3 degrees calcius. Drifting closer to the border, we can see a lot of heavy rain and-

: Hold on, Minuki. We're in Los Angeles, California.

: California? Where's that?

: Look at the map.

: Huh...? I don't see it...

: Is that anywhere in Scotland?

: Try again, Minuki.

: Um... um... can you come back to me?

: *sigh*... okay, Minuki. Back to you, Ms Byrde.

: In related news, Matt Engarde has died today from gravy saturation. It has now come to light that Engarde's death was self-inflicted. Before he saturated himself, he is purported to have said, "I'll see you fuckers in hell!" and then laughed. Back to-

: POW!

: What are you-

: Shhhh! The walls have ears!

: Huh?-

: ...Watch out for the mayonnaise...

: ....

: ...OR IT WILL BE EASTER ON YO' FACE!

: ...Yeah, we're now used to expecting the unexpected here...

To be continued...

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Channel 6 News is just great, Guys! I can't wait for the next part.

@Al: Great work once again, I'm dying to see the next part! Seriously...

RevFirst: If only the actual news was like that, I would watch it!

---

Ahh...the beach! We've finally made it! It's so nice out today too!
Alright Nick! Me and Pearly are gonna go change into our swimsuits.
Be back in a bit, Mr. Nick!
Okay, I'll get get some sodas in the meantime.
*Maya and Pearl leave*
Ahh yes...the sun is shining, the waves are crashing...
VACATION'S WHERE I WANNA BE! PARTY ON THE BEACH WHERE THE FUN IS FREE!!
--And Edgeworth singing??! IN A HULA HOOP??
WE DON'T NEED A HOLIDAY IT'S TIME TO CELE--
ACK! WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
I'm on vacation. What does it look like?
YOU SAW NOTHING! NOTHING!! UNDERSTAND!?
Edgeworth I really couldn't care less if saw you singing while hula-hoopi-
I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
Yes I understand.
Good.
Now if you don't mind I'm going to get some sodas...
Wright. This is between you and me. Got it?
Um sure...
You will not tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE that I secretly enjoy singing and hula-hooping. If you do I swear I will crack your head open, spill the blood out of your brain and use it as syrup for my pancakes.
Okay, I get your point (damn I gotta find a way to lose him)
--HEY! CHECK OUT THAT REALLY HOT CHICK OVER THERE!!
Wright, that is one of the oldest tricks in the book. If you think I'm going to fall for that just so you can run away and tell the world about my secret I-
But I'm dead serious!! She's calling your name right now!
You really are a d-
???: YOOHOO HEY THERE MR. SEXY STRONG EDGEY-KINS! TURN AROUND AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME SUGAR!
*GASP!* Wright! Tell me! Is she sexy??
Oh man Edgeworth you should really look at her. She's stacked! And that bikini she's wearing *PHEW* Oh man...If you won't go with her then I'll-
NO WAY! This one's mine!! There's already enough hentai-doujin out there with you. It's about time I got my turn!
*turns around* COME AND GET ME SWEETIE!!
*runs away* (Hehe..sucker)
???: Oooh! I thought you'd never ask!
Eh?
*wearing a bikini* Y HALO THAR EDGEY-POO.

What's the matter?
(M-MINE EYES! THEY BURN!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN WRIGHT! A DEAD MAN!!)

*phew* (I thought he'd never go away. Things can't get any worse than Edgeworth being around--)
WRIGHTO M'BOY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
(apparently it can...)
AH WHAT PERFECT TIMING! I TOLD YOU ONE DAY WE'D ALL GO SWIMMING!!
ERMACTUALLYIJUSTFINISHEDSWIMMINGANDNOWI'MALLPRUNEYSOIWASJUSTABOUTTOGOTHANKSANYWAYKBYE
Hahaha! Not so fast Wrighto! You don't have a drop of water on you! Come! Let's get to the water shall we??
(oh jeeze--)
WATCH OUT DUDES!! TIDAL WAVE!!
YARRRGHHH!!!
*tidal wave crashes on Pheonix and Gant*
HOHOHOH! MY THAT WAS FUN! LET'S ALL GO TO THE BEACH AGAIN SOMEDAY WRIGHTO! OHOHOHOHHOOoooo....*is dragged far away out into the ocean*
*is thrown onto the beach* (There...there is a God...)
DUDE! NICK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
Hmm? Yeah I'm fine. But jeeze...I came out here for a vacation and all I've been having was mayhem!
Aw cheer up Nick! I'm sure things will get better.
*sugh* Maybe...
HEY YOU GUYS! COME ON IN THE WATER'S FINE!

Eh? What's wrong you guys? Is there something in my hair?
*nosebleed*
M-M-MAYA. That bikini...isn't that kind of...
Eh?? You mean you don't like it??
It's not that I don't like it! It's just---*blush*
I don't get it! What's wrong with it? Pearl's the one that picked it out.
Well next time, maybe you should tell Pearl, NOT TO PICK OUT SOMETHING SO SKIMPY!
Eh? *looks down*
EYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
No Maya! Come back!!
NICK!! YOU JERK! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR FRIEND WAS SO HOT???
MAYA COME BACK! IT'S OKAY! THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT! I THINK YOU LOOK REALLY SEXY!
*blush* R-Really?
Really.
Aw thanks Nick! *glomphuggle*

>And so Maya and Phoenix have a tender moment as the sun sets<

>Meanwhile...<

Dude...this is so not fair...
Besides getting the hot girl in the end, WHY CAN'T I BE IN MORE HENTAI-DOUJINSHI??
~~~
*squirting lemon juice into his eyes* This will burn that image out of my mind...*sigh*Wright is definitely going to pay. At least nothing can get worse than that--
*wearing a speedo* Why is that lemons I smell?? Ahh! Just like the days of my youth...
.....
*begins to dig a spork into his eye sockets*
~~~
*somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean*
AHH YES SWIMMING IS SO MUCH FUN!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT MR. SHARK??

>And They all lived happily ever after...I guess<

MUAHAHAHA! MY PLAN! IT WORKED PERFECTLY! I KNEW GETTING THAT SWIMSUIT WOU-- *ahem*
I mean, I'm so happy for Mystic Maya and Mr. Nick. They're a match made in Heaven.

>Uh....sure Pearly...sure.<

THE END



I'm sorry for my pathetic attempt at trying to be funny. *emos* I'll try and write something funnier later on. I promise. XD DAMN WRITER'S BLOCK.

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Short one: Pearl and Pearl.

Mystic Maya, Look! I got Pokemon Pearl!

Ooh, Let me see! *Reaches out for DS, but, suddenly, Pearls eyes glow red and she bites Maya's hand* EEP! PAIN!

MINE! *Eyes continue glowing red as she climbs up the wall, head spinning at 360 degrees, carrying Pearl in her mouth. Pheonix walks in*

...She got pearl, didn't she?

Yep...I think she broke the skin...*Stares at bleeding hand*

---

But that was funny =D evil Pearl and Edgey moments was the best XD

---

GS2-4 SPOILERS AHEAD

- My client... Matt Engarde is...
*silence*
-
- FRANZISKA VON KARMA!
- ...
- ...
- I hope for your sake that she didn't hear that last sentence, Wright.

-IN OTHER NEWS-

Location: Chinese Infantry's (gic) bedroom
Date: Nobody cares
Time: Likewise

- *fast asleep, dreaming about God-Knows-What*
??? - Psst, wake up.
- Huh? Whowhatwhere?
??? - I'm over here?
- OK, who's possessing this guy?
??? - ...Am I the forum version of Will Powers: The guy that always goes un-noticed?
- I am TDA and I am rather displeased about something.
- What?
- WHERE THE EVERLOVING CRAP WAS MY INVITE TO THE BIG WEDDING
- Ouch, tone down the voice!
- What? It's not as if I destroyed something.
- So that 6-foot hole in the wall is a figment of my imagination.
- Yes. Yes it is.
- Anyway, the reason you weren't invited is...
....
- Well?
- I'm not saying in this post. You need something to make people notice you
<_<

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And now, for the season finale of THE REAL WORLD: GS EDITION.
--------
Wait, it's already the season finale? But we've only done one challenge.
Yeah, well I was kinda running out of plot points, and trying to multi-task funnies and a fanfic is kinda hard.
Well, whatever. As I was saying, I really do like Maya. It's just, I want her to boy so annoyed that she'll do something extreme.
You know, you really shouldn't be that big of a dweesh.
I don't see why you're complaining. She's trying to get to you too.
I've never noticed that. She doesn't like me in that way.
Really, so you don't remember...
----earlier----
*Is sitting at a table, eating a sammich. Yes. Sammich.*
*Runs in* Elias, have hot, dirty sex with me.
--------
Oh, come on! There are millions of reasons she could have said that.
OK, name one.
I will as soon as Maya stops making out with my neck and puts her clothes back on.
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OK, now for your last challenge. You will have a kareoke contest.
Kareoke?
Yes. Kareoke. All of you will pick your own songs to sing. All of you meaning everyone but Edgeworth.
WHAT!? Why don't I get to choose my song.
I'm not in the mood to listen to emo music. I'm not a My Chemical Romance fan. You will, ironically, be singing, "I Must Be Emo."
*sigh*
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*Is in the background singing, "Do you Believe in Magic"
You wanted to talk to me hedge trimmer boy?
It's Ordoroki.
Whatever. Just, what did you want to talk to me about?
I just wanted to anounce that I have a song that will sweep Minuki off her feet. No matter what, this song will get her to swoon over me.
Huh...What song is it?
Just watch.
*Gets off stage*
*Quickly gets on stage* This song I want to dedicate to my girl, Minuki.
*Looks embarressed, happy, and pissed all at the same time*
*Voice turns to whatever you girls call a sexy voice* You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. There's no tendernes, like before in your fingertips. You're trying hard not to show it, but baby! Believe me I know it! You've lost that lovin' feelin'. Woah that lovin' feelin'. You've lost that lovin' feelin' now it's gone, gone, gone, whoaoaoh.
*As the song continues on, the two beging to slowly get closer until their lips lock in a kiss.* Oh, Odoroki, I have no idea why I broke up with you.
Well, at least we got back together again.
Wow, that was romantic, touching, and to one of my favorite oldies. Works for me.
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Dear diary, mood: apathetic. My life is in a downward spiral. Sometimes it seems like you're the only one who understands me diary. Strange. This sounds just like my diary.
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Go for it!
No.
Go for it!
No.
Either you go up there and sweep Maya off her feet or I will be forced to steal her from you.
Whatever. I'm not singing kareoke.
Fine. Whatever floats your rubber ducky.
What? It's boat.
No. You're to big of a coward to have a boat. Anyways...*Climbs up on stage*
Baby why you callin' me so late. It's kinda hard to talk right now. Baby why you cryin' everything ok? Gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud. My girl's in the next room. Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on. It's really good to hear your voice sayin' my name it sounds so sweet. Comin' from the lips of an angel sayin' those words it makes me weak. And I never wanna say good by, but girl you make it hard to be faithful. With the lips of an angel.
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*Gets offstage after finishing song, and I would post the rest but I can't remember the next line.*
That was a great song Elias. Your a good singer.
Thanks. What are you supposed to be: A groupie?
*Starts getting closer* I could be, if you want. *Insert makeout*
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Man, I loved singing kareoke. I wish we could keep this going forever.
*sighs as he stands up* Fine. I'll keep this going on forever.
How?
*Gets up on stage* This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And now we'll just keep singing it forever just because
*Joining Nick in a duet* This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And now we'll just keep singing it forever just because
*Joins them*
Slowly everyone ends up joining them until.
Well, goodbye from The Real World: GS edition, where it seems everybody had a happy ending. Tune in next season when we force everyone to live on an island in: Survivor: GS edition.
WHAT!
This is all your fault Odoroki! *Slap* I wish I had stayed with Garyuu.
Well, Mr. Wright, it seems we'll be on an island for a long time.
Me and her will be wearing our sexiest swimsuits.
Nice!
No! Nick! How could you do this Elias?! *Runs off crying*
The end

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LMAO X3 One question: Where'd you get the whole sammich thing? I've heard it before somewhere X3 to explain a little further: It was an interview with My Chemical Romance and I believe there was some discussion about a prank that Gerard (lead singer) did involving Mikey's (bassist and Gerard's Brother) "sammich". I thought that was odd, because looks a lot like Mikey back in his glasses days =3

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Actually, I got "sammich" from Invader Zim. I already stated that I don't like MCR.

Anyways, I have a new idea for a parody. Here is the trailer.
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*Is sitting in his office* Nice to see you, Wrighto.
Mr. Gant, I've finally tracked you down.
So, I hear you almost a double OB agent. Two kills is it? *Camera slowly moves to show him reaching for a gun*
Make that one. I interrogated a young man, the person who was about to sell confidential information. *Cuts to a scene which shows Nick and Struggling. In the end Wright gets his info and drowns Frank in the sink*
Well, Mr. Wright, I'm afraid you'll neer get that last kill in. *Pulls out the gun*
*Before Gant can fire, draws a magnum and fires, sending Gant flying out the window*
Phoenix Wright as Agent OBOBJECTION in: Casino Kurain.

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This a continuation of something adhdgeniusmitsu said on page 12.
Hey everybody!
Hi Dr. Hotti!
...This isn't the right room...+Trots off+
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+Enters Another room+
Hey everybody!
Hey Dr. Hotti!
Ah, here we are. Now, who wants to get it started with Dr. Hotti?!
+Adrian and Franziska look at each other and walk off to the bathroom, Maya and Ema laugh and walk off giggling, Ayame and
Chinami run screaming, Mareka rides off with her motercycle, Ini hides in a box, Mia kills herself, Aprils boobs explode and she, too runs off screaming, Lana calmly walks away, and Angel jumps out of a window. All thats left is Regina, and she feeds Dr. Hotti to Regent.+

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