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Oh, and so that I'm contributing myself:
: (impersonates Victor, complete with theme music)
: (That was the worst, yet best, impression of Kudo ever.)
>__<
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:My beauty can't possibly be captured by a mere crayon!
異議あり！Phoenix - Maya <3
Spriting phailure
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Nick: (Did the judge take smart pills during the break?!)
Godot: When meeting a beautiful lady, ask her name and occupation.
And I don't remember the exact quote, but there was the part when Mia says Dollie can never beat her, which was pretty epic.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
machinimator
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Seeing it as it is
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Are...! You...!
High!!! The girl! She's really high up in this picture!!!
I HAS A GUN
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: ...Is that what you're driving at? : That's what I'm driving at. : Whose car are we driving!? : ...Is that where you're going? : That's where I'm going. : Where is everyone going!? Do I need to pack a suitcase?<this makes Udgey look horribly stupid>
Gao Gao Gao~
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And his reaction to Blue Badger. "What a fruitcake!"When Gant calls Edgey Worthy. ^_^
And anything
says.
I don't know who to credit the avatar for...
...Hopefully someday... xD
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I haven't even seen this yet...somebody...I need serious help.....
!!....You stay out HOTTI!! 0_0
Well...theone I can remember clearly, becose I just saw it, is from T&T (Why is that I always say TNT?....)
It's from second case (I am just in that.... -_-)
It's this:
Phoenix;
OK, the toilet is shinier than
the judge’s head
I LoLed until I cried...
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: *after getting his answer struck down by Franziska and the Judge in JFA* (Can't a foolishly foolish fool get some love...?)Thought it was cute. X3
: You old man, are my drop of milk in my coffee! : What's that?!
The Maya Fey of iPods.
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( His cheerleading...It's like listening to the ominous cawing of ravens! ) The Sacred Caven looks like a freaking puzzle workshop. [ I don't know why, but that one had me cracking up. ] (Edgeworth...You're so much stronger than you think you are...So just stop with the self-pity, okay?)That one almost had me crying. It was so touching. D:
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Surf's Up!
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If you can't prove that, you don't have a case!
I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl...Hermo... goblins... hobgob...Er...? Herma-goblin bobbin... I-I refuse to testify on this matter, sir!
One "ook" per hour. Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking.
That... was probably why she was attracted to me.
How many lunchboxes of sin did she pack to make that journey, I wonder!
She... always travels light.
I hope you're not lying... They shoot you for that in Texas, pardner!
Fashion! Cars! Women! Glasses! And of course, University! First-rates only need apply! 
Hey, Judge! This here is violence against my fair self!
*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*
I saw that woman's business card and that's when I noticed it said, "Slimebag Celebrity Photographer Extraordinaire"!Last edited by NinjaMonkey on Tue May 13, 2008 3:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I support the defense attoryneys...what?
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Bikini: My, my, my! What a filthy little rogue you are! I know what's on your mind!
Edgeworth: ...?
Bikini: Your next question is going to be "Where exactly did you wash," isn't it? Ah, THIS is why you have to watch the young ones.
Edgeworth: W-What are you going on about? I was just... *whip* ACK!
von Karma: Pathetic Miles Edgeworth...
Judge: The lowest of the low.
Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?
LOL'd at that part.
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I entered the trailer oh, a little before noon. By yourself? Yes. And you didn't stop in at the Employee Area? No. ...
Are you always this...terse? Yes.
(Oh dear...)
Yo Dawg!
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Something along those lines
To err is human, to forgive divine.
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To err is human, to forgive devine
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Tsk, tsk, tsk Trite. If your mug is filled with black and bitter suspicions...
The only way to get rid of them is to drink them down quick...
...Like this! Umm... I know that's supposed to be a metaphor, but I don't get it.
Do that and I'll throw grape juice at u
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when you examine the fish bowl in Ron's room:
Hey Nick look, it's an upside-down fishbowl Maya that's not a fish bowl, that's a helmet...an alien helmet What's the thing beside it? It's a transceiver....an alien transceiverxDD it's something like that, uum *points at sig.* im in blank xD
Evil people eat Oreos
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(I was going to hug it out of him, but he's still the same prideful Edgeworth)
My CR family~ Mother: Naturally Lazy//Father: Phoenix_Apollo//Brothers: JadeRoach and Game Over
I don't even get a hug?
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So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren't you laughing? Nick… Should we be laughing? Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad… or burst into tears. Edgeworth. We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you. … Yes you do. (Actually, he's right.) Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
That 'P' on his shirt doesn't even stand for 'Phoenix' anyway!
What happens when he crashes though!? Does he stop moving all of a sudden? *groan* (He wasn't a computer, Maya.) Ruh-roh!
Nnghn! (Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?) 
This is a contradiction... as big as your Forehead!
...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)
"OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!' I've got way too many...
R.I.P. Michael Jackson. August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009.
R.I.P. Bruce Lee. November 27, 1940 - July 20, 1973.
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"OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!' When I first read that part, I didn't know whether to laugh or weep.
The cape is self-fluttering
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(off-screen): What are you SAYING, Miss Fey!? Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie doesn't poop!
: Um... Are you alright, Mr. Edgeworth?
...NAILED IT
In Justice We Trust
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Miles: If you claim she did everything in 15 minutes...
Phoenix: (Let me guess: "Show me proof!")
Miles: Correct! Show me proof!
Phoenix: (How am I supposed to do that...?)
Miles: Then I won't have you making unsubstantiated claims!
Phoenix: (... Wait a second, how does he know what I'm thinking!?)
Miles: Hah! I need only look at the cold sweat running down your face to know what you're thinking!
[paraphrase]
Miles: We've already looked over every bit of Mr. Powers's testimony! I'll agree that something needs examining, Mr. Wright, but that something is your head!
[/paraphrase]
Phoenix: The problem with the evidence... is here!
Judge: Where?
Phoenix: Uh...
Miles: Take that finger and point it at your own head, Mr. Wright.
Miles: I'm guessing your shoe has blood on it, too... you just shot yourself in the foot!
Then there's Ema.
Marshall: If you want to take a closer look, you'll have to deal with me first, pardner.
Phoenix: Huh...
Marshall: A duel at sunset... The winner leaves the loser in the dust and takes all. The blood law of the gunman!
Ema: Note to self: jurisdiction squabbles are settled by dueling.
Phoenix: (I think one body per murder case is enough, thanks.)
Ema: Well? So? What does it mean, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: How am I supposed to know?
Ema: Note to self: for deductive reasoning, go to Edgeworth, not Wright.
Angel: The "yet another" boyfriend position is still open for applicants.
Judge: ... I-I'll stick with the lunch, thanks.
Ema: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
Phoenix: That wasn't a very good metaphor. First of all, a cobra is a kind of snake.
Angel: Don't bother me with details, unless you want to get bitten!
Phoenix: N-no thanks!
Ema: Note to self: Attorney Wright gets bitten by snake.
I also like a lot of the moments with the judge in Justice for All.
Phoenix: It's... Umm... Um...........
Judge: W-W-W-What!? Why you did you stop talking all of a sudden!?
Phoenix: Well... I'm just not really sure if I should say anything or not because the bust is...
[Franziska whips Phoenix]
Phoenix: Under Your Honor's bench!
Franziska: ...You had to think about whether it was a good idea to say that!
Judge: GWWWWAAAAHHHH!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? THAT'S A PENALTY!!
[huge penalty]
Phoenix: Arrrgghhh!
Judge: WHAT'S THAT!? YOU WANT A DOUBLE!? HERE YA GO!!
[another huge penalty]
Phoenix: Double arrrggghhh!
Franziska: Looks like you just won the award for Biggest Failure In Court.
Maya: Ouch... Biggest Failure In Court... That stings!
Judge: In recognition of your honor, let me bestow you with my special prize!
[penalty]
And Franziska, of course.
Phoenix: This is OWWW! My evidence!! OWWW!! W-What are you doing? OWWW!!
Franziska: There's fourteen more where that came from!
Judge: H-Hold it right there! You can take your time with the other fourteen later... But now, let me see that evidence once again.
Franziska: ...
Phoenix: (Erk! I'm so scared of what will happen, I can't even move to give him the evidence...)
[penalty]
And some that don't fit into a specific category:
Lotta: You hasty Yankee types'd never find a gal where I'm from.
Judge: Defense attorneys have trouble with that as it is.
Phoenix: (Nobody loves me...)
Judge: Wrong, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: But I haven't said anything yet...?
Judge: I know you well enough by now to know when you're going to present the wrong evidence.
I'll always love you, Max.
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(Nobody loves me...)
Breaking hiatus.
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(Wow... The judge is taking charge like he knows what's going on for a change...)
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"I want you to touch me! I want you to kiss me! I want you to..." The rest is private! (If I don't get my badge back, how can I flash it?) The world of law... Exciting and daring... Guilt or innocence... Decided by a judge dressed up like a woman!! I wasn't going to propose that we become some sort of outlaw biker gang together!!Stuff like that reminds me of why I used to love Trilo.
Two more games coming up soon
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The world of law... Exciting and daring... Guilt or innocence... Decided by a judge dressed up like a woman!!This quote is precisely why everybody should like Trilo. One of the best lines in the game in my opinion. It's a question of rhythm.
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I like elbow patches...
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"I can see the ears and i can see the eyes but the jury is still out on the whole brain thing"
it's not 100% accurate but i'm sure i didn't just dream it and that made me giggle, i just wish i could get into a conversation in which i could use it irl
I'm currently making clay models of the characters, check out my fanart thread which i would link here if i knew how........oh and I will take requests or ideas at least
Where's Pikachu? ...I mean Wally!
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I really loved this part in the game, it's so sad!
No matter the man we all wear masks, either on out faces or over our hearts (i don't know if he actually says that i can't remmber but it's an awesome quote anyway lol
I like a man with a big...vocabulary (I say this with my friend to guys all the time, it's sooo funny!)Ok i pasted this from somewhere up the page, LOL
So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren't you laughing? Nick… Should we be laughing? Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad… or burst into tears. Edgeworth. We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you. … Yes you do. (Actually, he's right.) OBJECTION! Ware you objecting too? Nothing...i hope i'd come up with something but i didn't I can see whos milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I LOL-ed
That's my motto, refreshing like a spring breeze *Whips judge and Phoenix"
Aren't you going to whip me? After court if you're into that kinda thingI'm pretty sure she really does say something like that LOL
There are many more
There are loads more though lol
TBH pretty much anything edgeworth says make me laugh though
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Ah...So that's what you're driving at. That's EXACTLY what I'm driving at. Huh? Where are we driving to? And whose car are we taking?
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Breaking hiatus.
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(A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do.) (Oh man... This whole thing just took a big turn for the worse, crashed, and blew up...) (I didnt think it was possible to get so thoroughly whipped in just 20 min.)
...I still have no idea what you two are talking about...
(What a shocker...) Mmm..."Banana"... No no no...by all means INTERUPT! PLEASE!!! (Oh, what I would give to have Franziska's whip right now...) (And my intelligence seems to have reverted to that of a toddler...) (If the judge was ever a Prossection's witness...he'd do all the work for me.)
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- Dude, it could be from that 3,800$ toothbrush I bought. - A-A THIRTY-EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLAR TOOTHBRUSH?! - It's ivory...and it's got elephant hair for bristles... - (Eww...elephant hair? Is that what rich people use nowadays?)Oh and my favorite:
- Words cannot describe how screwed I am.
Vickinator is my herooo. <3
Running in place... Running in place...
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:Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!
CARS ARE FOOD!!!
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I object! That was... objectionable!
I wasn't dumped! She just wasn't taking my phone calls. Or seeing me... Ever.
Yes. They're all very fond of their drugs.
Ooh... You've really lit a fire in my heart... And in my buttocks!
"No. I just don't fear death."
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The hood is my darling Iris! And Iris is my darling hood!OH, LARRY. :C
I can't think of any more right now.
CARS ARE FOOD!!!
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- Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean. - I'll get to this lady's bottom! Or... Well... You know what I mean!
- Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole. - Well excuuuse me, Princess. (I wonder how the folks at Nintendo felt about that little reference.) - Not you too, Mia! With the whip… And the pain… And the oww…
"No. I just don't fear death."
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Text never lies.
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The name's Police Department Detective, occupation Dick Gumshoe!(As Edgeworth, presenting the crystal sphere)
They're very common. I have one on my broach. (or something along those lines) (They look nothing alike!) (Wow, even the mighty Godot can't avoid being pelted with seeds)
I ate it. You ate it? Yeah, I had to chew it up into little pieces, but...
(My mom, talking about the Simpsons version of the beginning of Mad Men)
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Phoenix: "A judge with a bib. That's why this place feels so much like kindergarten sometimes."
Ema: "Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit."
Payne: "Mr. Butz. Is it not true that the victim had recently dumped you?"
Larry: "Hey, watch it buddy! We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!"
Phoenix: "Um... didn't they all die?"
Phoenix: "...and I couldn't see any Psyche-Locks..."
Drew Misham: "...Psycho locks? Is that some sort of asylum security? Or a new hairstyle, perhaps?"
That's just a few...
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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PAIN!later...
MORE PAIN!
Thanks to the combined awesomeness of Ceres and the Vickinator, I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
...Just kidding. But check out the sig they made me!
DO WANT!! DO WANT VERY MUCH!!!
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Press harder
OR
Pain equals bad
I started laughing my head off when it came to that.
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Yes, Mr. Edgeworth? I was hoping i'd come up with something while I was objecting. I didn't. Right, okay...
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