HeadHump!
Gender: Male
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Woodoodoo...
*sneaks behind pearl* HEEEEEEEY! PEARLS! :)
GET AWAY YOU RAPIST! *beats up maya*
WTF, Pearls?! I'm suining for that!
Su-Ing?
HEY! I LIKE MY RA---
If you were going to say Rape, you are soooo dead! >:)
*sweat forms* I meant...errr...Radio.
Okay, pearls. Time to go on your first trial!
PEARLS?! THE DEFENSE?!
Prepare for the Ultimate pain.
OMG! Your scaring her! SHE'S CUTE!
WWWAAAAAAAAAAH!
>:( PENALTY TIME!
Oh fuck, this kid's fucking annoying.
MORE PENALTIES!
FUCK YOU BITCH!
Congratulations...You've earned your final penalty.
One More Chance, PLEASE!
Whatever.
I am the witness! And lookie there, the defendent is Von Karma!
IM THE DEFENDENT?! GOD, PLEASE NO!
...I want a cofee break. *takes out jug of coffee* *drinks whole thing* *slams Jugg on table* IM READY!
Forget it. I'd rather be the witness.
You can't---
>:|
Fine.
Objection. Von Karma is guilty. This video of him stealing panties proves it.
Lol. Guilty.
the ultimate ninja
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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Affection!
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Four is Death
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Otaku, #1 Machi fan, #2 Machi Fan
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:SIR!
:This is a funny, an especially EPIC one at that!
:That overrated music makes anything epic!
Four is Death
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HeadHump!
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Blam.
Oh noes!!!111\
(thinking...those graphics were even crappier than...chest hair!)
Is the defe---
He iz guilties. The Godots am guiltiez!!!
Umm....ok...
MY NAMES NOT GARY!
Objection. You are guiltiez...Gary iz guilties...you are guilties...
Bllam.
RAAAAAAAAPIST!!! *dead*
(random people) HE'S AHERO!
^_^
Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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HEY! I LIKE MY RA-
If you were going to say RAPE, you're dead!
*sweats* Er, radio.
HeadHump!
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SO, phoenix. Ddi you hear the news?
Wut, lol?
SINCE WHEN DID YOU GANGSTER TALK, WTF?!
...i just became "cool" and---
More like Nerd and Geek.
DIE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU IN THERAPIEZZZ!!!
Since Phoenix wright is busy *coughrapingcough* i will talk to gant
*dead silence*
I heard that the author was sick, what do you have to say about that?
*more dead silence*
riiiiiiight...
...hello, gumshoe, did you hear the news?
no
oh. The author has been sick.
SOundsl ike an excuse to sit in bed and play videogames!
...sometimes i wish that we video game characters could become "sick"
...Well, we could. If we were programmed to do so. But then what would stop us from randomly getting sick in the middle of a court battle...CAUSING A GAME CRASH?!
...*dumb silence*
COFFEE
...
COFFEE
MORE COFFEE
...THAT'S MY LINE, B**CH!
...God---
*takes out handgun* EAT HOT MOLTEN COFFEE! *tries to fire* *fails* IT'S JAMMED!
I want to be dead right now
DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE!
...wtf?
COFFEE IS NOT BEING REJECTED BY MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.
NOOOOOOO! RANDOM PLOTHOLE!
OMG! ...was i once as ugly as you?!
YOU ARE ME B**CH!
food.
To be continu---*sleeping*
Gotta Luv Edgey!
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HeadHump!
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Do you know why i wear this wig?
You wear a wig?
Because...My body still is bruised bad from a year ago.
What happened?
Me and a bunch of Mafia guys tried to Rape Pearls.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
I AM NOW INTERVIEWING (omg) GANT!
*dead silence*
hey?
*dead silence*
*does something*
*dead, raped silence*
*turns on sterio loud enough to wake the dead*
BRAINS!
...Do you like cheese?
BRAINS!
Ok, you don't have to start getting really close to me. OMG. YOUR A ZOMBIE! *hits zombie on head with book*
RAPE!
Great. A zombie who wants rape instead of brains.
.......RAPISTSSSS!!!!!!!! *takes out every weapon imaginable, and blasts gant*
*eyes wide* *stunned*
OMG! HE'S infected you to!
No, i'm okay!
*crying* I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DO THIS!
I'm not infecteeeed!
Farewell, good friend!
...ARE YOU LISTENING T---
*blam*
*is a pile of ashes*
...
Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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HeadHump!
Gender: Male
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Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 8:02 am
Posts: 273
LETS-A-GO! SUPER MARIO! *jumps on Maggey's head*
I'm getting my lawyer!
BUT!
(omg lawyer edgey) My defendent is inn---
Objection! blah blah blah!
The defendent, Phoenix wright is guilty.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
was locked up, and after many years of being in jail, became emo, and suicided.
and
went on a murderign spree to get revenge.
Used this chaos to use the situation for him, and became chief of Police.
Got bored since PW wasn't here, and went into a bar, and bombed the city.
That is the most pathetic thing i have ever heard.
Talk about lame excuse for a sad story
Really really lame.
yeah...really lame
SHUT UP! I'm looking for the MIR!
The what?!
The...Men...into...Rape.
So your on to us little girl! We will fight in the rooftop of Burgerking!
WE ARE THE MEN INTO RAPE!
......Are you sure you don't want to go away?
One of us is underpowered.
...yeah. you. *takes out jedi sword*
*acting cool* Bring it on.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! DIIIIIIE! *takes out donut!*
*slices through the fat*
DIE! *killed*
*suicides*
I am...The Anti-Rapist >:D
HeadHump!
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Update!
Blah Blah BLah. Our Comics are now RANDOM!
Our comics are always random.
Oh, guess this sin't an update then, huh?
I like to play with little girls.
>.> go away you rapist.
MAYA! and YOU GUYS! YOUR ALL INFECTED! *cry* NOW I MUST KILL U!
...Stop ripping off old comics.
...Sorry, I just wanted to play spore.
*touches will*
*touches self*
The Moral of the story. 2 people were feeling happy, then happy got out.
This is rly short comic
yeh
p--
THERE YOU ARE!
RAAAAAAPE!
OMG! RAPE! MAGGEY---HOW COULD YOU *attacks maggey*
This Pearl vs. Rapists joke has gone too far.
AH-HAH! ANOTHER RAPIST! *attacks hotti*
AAAAH! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIIIIIIKE!
we enter a dimension...to ind out...what caused pearl to change.
...Hey, can you tell me if you saw my keys?
RAAAAAAAAAPE! *attacks gant*
From now on...i will fight RAPE!
...So that's what caused it? wierd.
Yeah. Want to touch me?
*interested*
COMMENTS PEOPLE!