Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Andy Waltfeld wrote:
Quick off-topic post: is the :9000: smiley in the board database? I need it for some meta-humor I plan on doing a couple posts from now.
No, my
is not in the database.
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Objection !
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or 
... Although I have to admit that I've done quite a bit of both reading through this subject. Bravo !
I object ! That was... objectionable !
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Igiari wrote:
Please pardon the off-topic post, but... from where, exactly, did this « Edgey alone time » come ? I don't know if I want to or ... Although I have to admit that I've done quite a bit of both reading through this subject. Bravo !
or ... Although I have to admit that I've done quite a bit of both reading through this subject. Bravo !I believe Pudding started that madness.
Pudding for emperor!
Fool! Do you even know what you're talking about anymore!?
AAAH! THAT HURT!
I know you ain't no dummy, so don't think yer foolin' no one here!
There is a limit to everything, Mr. Wright. And that includes patience!
Phoenix! You have to think before you speak! You can't just blurt out any old thing.
...Nick! You're supposed to be helping me!
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Edgeworth Fanboy, But not like that
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Hi Phoenix!
Umm...Hi? How's it going? Uh....Good? GREAT!
Alright..well, this is gonna sound bad, but..am I suppose to know you?
What do you mean? I'm Ema! Don't you remember? Ema...Ema...Ema... We arrested the Chief of Police? Freed my sister? Edgeworth was there?
I was there.
Me too
Me three I think I missed something. No seriously, I don't know who you people are.
I was there!
Oh, NOW I REMEMBER! Thanks Larry. Who is HE? Man Ema, when did you become so forgetful?
:O
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BlackKnight13 wrote:
Pudding made it up on...I think the 2nd page of the thread in the old forums.
A quick thumb-through places it about three-fourths of the way down page 2.
My preferences lie on Page 30, though...
Meanwhile...
Javado! What does your visor say about the number of times this jokes been used?
...It's over *visor asplodes* What ---
How much to rent your catchphrase?
Tonight. You....will get me a rack of ribs. That'll give you two weeks.
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That kid nobody likes.
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I wanna do, my very best‘Cause no one believed I was..
To defend them is my real test
To save them, my resolve
Phoenix Wright! I will travel, to the sceneOf the heinous crime.
Every secret, I’ll understand
The Truth inside the Lies.
Phoenix Wright! Gotta Press’em! It’s you and Mi(a).I am an ace attorney!
Phoenix Wright! Evidence is your best friendWhen clients you must defend
Phoenix Wright!
Gotta press ‘em! A finger, so trueOur Objections will pull us through
Turnabout me,
I’ll turnabout you!
PHOEEEEEENIX WRIGHT!!! Gotta Press ‘em!Gotta Press ‘em all!
Phoenix Wright!
--
It's still rough.
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lol, pokemon.
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Ow. Argh! Stop that! Miss Karma, this is a court of law. Stop abusing the child. I'd like to see what you think you could do to stop me. Yes, Mr Wright, please present the evidence for why she should stop that.
This law system is screwed up! ... ... Penalisation time! Huh? Shouldn't you be using that screaming smilie?
Oh. That little stunt just means more whippings when I find you!
And that's how I became a hobo.
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Based on this ^
- "What happened to you?" - "I decided to live my life as in Grand Theft Auto. It's much cooler and how California should be! - "Oh noes! Don't let Jack Thompson the 2nd hear you!" - "Who--" --
And he was never seen again. :B Crappy attempt to be funny.
~Aurezai
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Stop having alone time when I'm trying to whip you!
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I will now call my first witness: Detective Gumshoe. Please take the stand.Everyone waits and nothing happens.
... ... I said Detective Gumshoe please take the sta-
-runs in- Sorry I'm late, pal. I ran out of clean underwear this morning, so I'm using a swimsuit under my pants. You could just try freeballing.
What's that? Freeballing is when you're not wearing any underwear. I actually prefer it. About... um... 60 percent of the time I'm wearing any underwear during these proceedings. ...you could tell me what you're wearing right now, Nick.
Ah, let me try that then.-a few hours later, the case is over-
This freeballing isn't bad! I'm going to be like this all the time from now on! Really? Freeballing rocks. It's the greatest thing to happen ever. Why doesn't everyone freeball? Well- And why don't girls freeball?-Later at Wright and Co. Law Offices, Nick, Maya, Gumshoe, and Edgeworth are in a hot tub.-
I'm telling ya, pal. Freeballing is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Will you please stop talking about freeballing? I'm kinda getting soggy inside this hot tub, so I guess I'll be going soon.-Gumshoe rises from the hot tub.-
Detective, why were you wearing your pants in the hot tub!? You don't wear pants in the hot tub! I'm freeballing, pal.
Uh... meow? Signature coming soon.
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Holding the Mega Drive controller!
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Igiari wrote:
Please pardon the off-topic post, but... from where, exactly, did this « Edgey alone time » come ? I don't know if I want to or ... Although I have to admit that I've done quite a bit of both reading through this subject. Bravo !
or ... Although I have to admit that I've done quite a bit of both reading through this subject. Bravo !The creator of this did in one of his funnies and it just became stupidly popular.
............................
I'm having my alone time! I'm having my alone time! I'm having my alone time! I'm having my alone time! Stop saying that! ................................
ZOMG! ANOTHER HAWT SIMLEY!
*RS is having alone time*
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AND HIS LAST NAME IS ODEKO.
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Alright, Naruhodou-san, I need you to give your testimony in order for me to defend your case. Well... ... ...
... ... I'm staying silent about what happened. ARE YOU @#$%ING SERIOUS?!! 
That outburst was completely insignificant to this case, Your Honor! And it contained profanity! Says the guy who told me I was a mutha@#$%ing son of a @#$%& last case. ORDER! Odoroki, quit swearing or I will have to place you on a time-out! Seriously, Naruhodou-san, I need you to speak up! If you don't, the outcome of this case could have devastating results for the both of us! I said I'm staying silent about what happened. Speak. Staying silent. Speak! Still staying silent... Defendant! Is staying silent! Defendant, I'm burdened by this choice of aggreeing with Daijoubu-kun. Will you open your mouth and let the words of truth come out?! Staying silent. Speak. Staying silent... Speak! Sileeeeent... SPEAK! Staying sile - SPEAK BITCH OR THE PAST WILL SPEAK FOR YOU! *cracks whip* 
THE DEFENSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY WEAPONS IN THE COURTROOM! IT WAS LEGAL 15 YEARS AGO AND STILL IS TODAY, BOOK OF LAWS, PAGE SOMETHING PARAGRAPH SOMETHING LINE XXX! LOOK IT UP!
... *thunderclash, cracks whip* IDIDITIMURDEREDTHATBITCHSHEWASPISSINGMEOFFANDISHOTHERBRAINSOUTI'MGUILTYASMYEXGIRLFRIENDPLEASEDON'TWHIPMEKARUMA-CHAN!!! YES! Wait. WHAT?!! I'M GUILTY! But that means... I LOSE!!! Oh! Oh, crap... ... ... ... Perhaps silence is truly golden, hm, Daijoubu-kun? Shut the @#$% up. *whips Kyouya*
Yay! =D
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ZOOOOOOOM! BOING!
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: So, what did you think of your rival Juan Corrida
: I don't know if I can release this information yet so I'll call my manager : *Dials number* ~Meanwhile at Gatewater Hotel~
: Huh? My phone in ringing, no maybe it's nothing important~At the detenion center~
: Andrian. : Andrian... : ANDRIAN!?! : WHAT? : hi : *closes phone* : Andrian... : (She's not even on the phone)
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In the Hidden Village of Kurain...
Yeah!!! I AM AYASATO MAYUTO, THE NEXT HOKAGE LOLZ! Time to do some stupid filler stuff!--*Growl*
... Ow!!! My stomach! OWWW!!!At Wright and Co. Law Offices...
Oh, my wonderful WiiStation 3... How I love the fact that you can actually trap people inside your godly games! Hey... Nick? What is it, pest? I mean, what is it? My stomach hurts. No kidding. That's what happens when you eat 525, 600 burgers in a span of two minutes! No, I think it may be serious this time! You don't mean... You're pre-- NO!!! I mean, I think my appendix went boom boom. Oh. Okay. Then let's just go to the hospital right now and have your "appendix" checked.At the hospital...
Well, I got all the papers filled up. Apparently, there are six surgeons in here, and the nurse over there wants you to choose the one you wanna open you up.
Go on. Take your pick. Hmph. I shall be te one to operate on you, as long as you are not negligent and know how to tell the weather! --BANG!
*Falls dead*
Oh, sorry, like, was I, like, disturbing you or, like, something? *Runs away* Looks like there are only five left. I gotta hurry! My stomach's going owie! ... Hmm, yes. Looks like you need a nice, long, "operation", yes...KA-WHIP!
*Faints* Had to be done. And then there were four. ... Ooh! It's Derek Stiles! I want an autograph!!! Now, now... I think we need to remove your swollen appendix first. Now, to make the first incision. Umm... Don't you need anesthaesia first? Aha! That's a funny one. Now, just stay still, and let the Healing Touch do all the talking. Nick! I don't wanna get opuhwaited on without any anesthaesia! Do something! Oh! Uh, right. *Pushes headphones onto Derek's ears* ... ... ... WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!!! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!!! FIGHTING DREAMERS!!! NARIFURI KAMAWAZU!!! *Ninja-runs away* ... ... What? You said "Do something". Anyway, there are still three more. Hi there! *Sasuke-kun* I'm Medical Ninja *Sasuke-kun* Haruno *Sasuke-kun* Sakura. Uh, aren't you a bit too young to be a doctor? Oh, *Sasuke-kun* nonsense. I'll *Sasuke-kun* have you know *Sasuke-kun* that I was able to *Sasuke-kun* bring a dead fish *Sasuke-kun* back from *Sasuke-kun* the dead. I'm sure *Sasuke-kun* that I'll *Sasuke-kun* be able to *Sasuke-kun* bring you back *Sasuke-kun* to good health. Sorry? I couldn't understand a word you said. Probably because of all the *Sasuke-kun*'s that impede her speech. Like, people who, like, insert these, like, annoying words into, like, their sentences are, like, totally, like, annoying, like, you know? Why are you still here?! Oh, right. Sorry about that. *Whip-o-shock!* Back to your cage! Like, oww!
*Whistles innocently* OMG! SASUKEEEEEEE-KUUUUUUN!!! Oh, crap! *Runs away* *Runs after Emo-suke* Okay... You wanna choose another doctor? Or should I choose for you? Hurry, nick! My stomach's REALLY hurting this time!!! Okay! (What are my choices?) You know, I can not only bend water, but I can also heal by using my water chi. In fact, if that girl is actually pregnant, then I'm sure I can do the job since I'm really experienced in birthing things. Humans, Penguins, Seals, Appa x Momo lovechildren. You name it! (Ooh! She can control water! But let's just look at the other choices just in case.) ... Hello! Have you seen Usopp and Captain Luffy? ZOMFGZ!!! A talking reindeer! Okay! Tony Tony Chopper! I CHOOSE YOU! Huh? You need my physician skills? Well, uh... You see, all my medical stuff's still on the Going Merry so... NICK!!! I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! Ah! No!!!*BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
*A strange, brown-green gas fills the air.*
... *Faints* Ehehehe... I guess it really was just the burgers. Oh well, I am, after all AYASATO MAYUTO: THE NEXT HOKAGE LOLZ!!!
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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She knows she's hot...
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: Bring in the next applicant... : Ms. Fey! : Name please? : Ms. Fey, you remember me, right? : No, should I? : Um....hold on a second.
: Is this better, Ms. Fey? : ...
: Oh god, not you again. : You did say to keep in touch, especially after I finished law school. : True. Tell me one thing, though... : *COugh* What? : Have you forgotten about the *****? : Who? : Her: 
: ...ghbhb...ghlbhblyyl...murder...pendant...poison...dolly...nixxi...scarf....dolly...umbrella, union jack...GHBHBH....dollly no I...OH GOD, THE GLASS, IT'S CHEWING UP MY INSIDES! MOMMY! : *sigh* Here. Visit this specialist and he'll help you with your little issue. Come back to me after you get over her, and then we'll talk.
: Did someone ask for a little help with memories? Don't worry, my trusty...assistant will help with that....*BANG!*
: GAH!...geez, what a horrible nightmare...with glass...and fire extinguishers and...it's gone now. : Mmmn...Nick, go back to sleep... : ...ok, Maya. Mmm.... : (Thank god, I don't think Mia's fire extinguisher can withstand much more 'rehibilitation') : What was that, love? : Nothing!
Proud Phoenix/Maya shipper! 
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
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I've got you now Karma and there's nothing you can do about it! Pah. You may have found me guilty for two crimes but all that has done is force me to use my final move. Your final move? Watch this.
Argh! *collapses* As you can see, your honour, by forcing me to use my final move Phoenix Wright ensured an earthquake that he knew would kill Miles Edgeworth. I now insert medical records of this condition to the court record along with a transcript of the conversation where he learnt this information. As you saw the crime with your own eyes there is no room for doubt and as the case must end today I suggest you make your verdict now. My, you're right. In that case, I declare Phoenix Wright...
WHAT?!? I never would have thought it of you, Mr Wright. I want a judge who isn't senile! There's no point denying it now. Even though I can't believe it of you, I saw everything. Ooh, can I be a witness at your appeal? I never wanted my information to be used for evil, pal. (Urge to become a hobo... rising...)
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Sit! Sit! Sit! What are you doing? Playing Nintendogs why? ... What? You named your dog Missile... Sure did! But he won't sit. Let me try! Sit!!! Hey a different dog did it. Oh that ones..... a girl... You called her April.... It's a girls name and she is a bit- She is not a b*tch!
Woof! It worked... Do you wanna play? YES! SIT SIT SIT! ... B*tch can't even sit... Woof!....I know random.
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i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
i have a blue house with a blue window. blue is the colour of all that i wear. blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue. blue are the people here that walk around, blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think. (bluecorp...get it? XD) blue are the feelings that live inside me. i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
!!
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Wizard Anon wrote:
And that's how I became a hobo! Right...---------------------------------
I'm the biggest Steel Samurai fan! No I'm the biggest Steel Samurai fan! Prove it! I am 13 while you are 7. That makes me superior to you at everything by default. Oh yeah? I have real proof!
Wow. How did you do that? I learnt it from Ace Attorny Phoenix Wright! Wow. He sounds so much cooler than the Steel Samurai. Now I want to be like him.* * *
And that's why I became a defense attorny. Did I ask for your life story? Yes. Point. So how did you become a defense attorny? Well...* * *
I'm going to become a defense attorny so I can ask a question to my long-lost friend Miles Edgeworth who I only knew for a year yet for some reason have an incredible emotional attachment to. Wouldn't it be easier just make a phone call to him? No... I would have thought of that before. I have his phone number right here. You could do it now. Um, no I... have to go now. I'll see you when I finish law school.* * *
That's the second lamest thing I've ever heard. What's the first lamest thing?* * *
Yes, they all fall to the defense attorny. My position is unchallenged once more. What? Where did that come from?
Take a look at my complete collection of Steel Samurai trading cards, including all limited edition cards and many first editions!
No... Who are you? (Deep in my heart, I knew it could only be one person...) Hi Cody. You're an adult. That's just sad.
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Good Fic
Summary: Franziska gets a kitty.
I think nii-san wouldn't mind if I had a pet at the office.
Meow.Bad Fic
Summary: The reason the kitty found Franziska is because she's yet another sailor soldier.
At last, I found you. I been searching for you. You are Sailor Verfolger, the queen's prosecutor during the moon kingdom. You must help me to defeat the revival of Queen Beryl .... *flips and a transformation pen comes out of his ass* Use this, it's your only weapon to defeat her.
I already have a weapon, fool.****
Good Fic
Summary: Interesting Relationship Developments.
Even though, we're childhood friends and bitter rivals, I think I like Edgeworth. Aww, that's so sweet.Bad Fic
Summary: When Yaoi & Yuri Go WRONG.
You know, whippersnapper, we should settle aside our differences for chasing Mi-chan. You're logically correct. We should get along and be the best of friends, if you get my drift. *wink* You just read my mind.**
& start mak....** NO. EDGY IS NOT GETTING AROUSED BY THIS. ****
Good Fic
Summary: Phoenix Wright Crossovers
InuYasha: I can't believe I've been accused of murdering Kagome.
I can't believe I'm defending a dog. Henshin a go-go, BABY! Bad Fic
Summary: Phoenix Wright Crosses Over with Dubbed Sailor Moon
Raye: Wow, he's so hunkolious.
Lita: He reminds me of my old boyfriend.
Yes, all ladies for me. I want ladies to hit on me too, you know. I am the main hero. So you want to be hit at? No no...NOOOOO!!!****
Good Fic
Summary: A relationship fic involing Godot
Yes! Bad Fic
Summary: There isn't such a thing as Godot relationship fic. Sorry.
GODDAMNIT. ****
Good Fic
Summary: The Karmas reveal the quest for perfection as a simplified philosophy.
In the world of perfection, only the strong survive. And the fools end up dead.Bad Fic
Summary: The Karmas are actually sex freaks.
*in a bunny suit, holding her whip* Welcome to von Karma S&M brothel. How may I punish you, you naughty boy? Oh, Mistress Karma, I've been a very very naughty girl. PUNISH ME!!!
C'est la vie, watashi ga watashi de iru kagiri. C'est la vie, anata o aishi tsudzuketai. C'est la vie, watashi ga watashi de aru riyuu. C'est la vie, anata ga anata de aru riyuu
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Summary: Phoenix Wright Crosses Over with Dubbed Sailor Moon
You know, I actually thought of a Sailormoon and Phoenix Wright crossover plot in my head. Turned out totally whacked, though. XDDD
~Aurezai
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smiley): YingGirl's last Bad Fic may actually be a Good Fic. I'd like to present....Good Fic/Bad Fic: Special Rebuttal Edition
Good Fic
Franziska is an S&M enthusiast.
How may I punish you, you naughty girl? Oh, Mistress Karma, I've been a very very naughty girl. PUNISH ME!!!(Adrian's line taken verbatim from YingGirl)
Bad Fic
Manfred is an S&M enthusiast.
Tell me, my dear.... Taser goes where? Commentary Reel:
I think Maya's smiley summed it up.
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That kid nobody likes.
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Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? Yeah no.I 'unno.
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Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Heroes in a courtroom
Lawyer power!
They're the world's most fearful fighting team
- We're really hip!They're heroes in a courtroom and they're keen
- Hey - get a grip!When the evil Clapper attacks
These Lawyer boys don't cut him no slack!
Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Godot's taught them to be ninja tweens
- He needs Folgers, stat!Naruhodou leads, Kyouya likes to sing
- That's a fact, Jack!Mitsdurugi's cool but crude
- Gimme a break!And Odoroki is a party dude
- Party! Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Tweenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers
Heroes in a courtroom
Lawyer power!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- OBJECTABUNGA, DUDES!
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
ZOOOOOOOM! BOING!
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: Hi Ema you sure changed over 8 years what did you do
: I became a scientific investigator and learned some stuff : Like what : Say aluminum 5 times : Ok then, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum : What's a tin can made out of : Aluminum : No mr. Wright a tin can is made out of tin : ......... : OH SHI* HOW DID SHE DO THAT!?!
Thanks Sabreae
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I'm not wearing underwear today! No I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you probably care much about my underwear, still nonetheless I gotta saaaaaaaay, That, I'm not wearing underwear todaaaaaaay!*applause*
Get a job! Thank you! .. honey.
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OMG! I'm on 220V!
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CBLuigi wrote:
Avenue Q rocks.
I'm not wearing underwear today! No I'm not wearing underwear today!
Not that you probably care much about my underwear, still nonetheless I gotta saaaaaaaay,
That, I'm not wearing underwear todaaaaaaay!
*applause*
Get a job!
Thank you!
.. honey.
I'm not wearing underwear today! No I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you probably care much about my underwear, still nonetheless I gotta saaaaaaaay, That, I'm not wearing underwear todaaaaaaay!*applause*
Get a job! Thank you! .. honey. Real Prosecutors Go Commando in Public!
"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
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Hot stuff
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Aah, an afternoon alone all by myself. Time to enjoy my alone time in the bathroom! *barges inside* Oh, hi Edgey! Hello Wright.... What are you doing here? Hey Edgeworth, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me... That's very interesting. He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay! Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today? Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Edgeworth... I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to enjoy my alone time. Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Edgey. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. I don't want to talk about it, Wright! This conversation is over!!! Yeah, but... OVER!!! Well, okay, but just so you know —IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Wright, would you please! I am trying to .... What?! IF YOU WERE QUEER Ah, Wright! I'D STILL BE HERE, Wright! I want my alone time now! YEAR AFTER YEAR Wright! Stop! BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME, Argh! AND I KNOW THAT YOU What? WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO, I would? IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey... SO WHAT SHOULD ITMATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Wright, that's GROSS! No it's not!IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
I am not listening! AND HERE I'D STAY, La la la la la! BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY. Aaaah! YOU CAN COUNT ON METO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
BUT I'M NOT GAY! If you were gay. Argh! I AM OUT OF HERE What did I do??
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Your victory is inevitable, Mr. Justice
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Aah, the scent of my youth. Like the smell of fresh lemons. Lemons? Yes... Oh, here's a new one now.* * *
Dum di dum. Hello person I find incredibly attractive.
I feel love at first sight. Will you share my passion against Phoenix Wright? Yeah, I hate that guy. He almost ruined my first trial. He almost ruined the trial I defended him in too but I got over it. Stop trying to implement logic into this situation. And I'm pretty sure that guy got the death penalty after Phoenix's first trial. Just go away! Bah. This is too much unnecessary plot. Let's get to the bedroom scene already!* * *
I don't want to read anymore. Tough. We're continuing. This may be good alone time material.* * *
Mmm. Ooh. Oh yeah. How long are you going to spend putting on that toupee? Shush. If it is not exactly right I will not enjoy this. So, uh... are you into anything in particular? Necrophilia. I see... And not the fake Mia kind either. Actual corpses. Right. I stole one of the corpes from Phoenix Wright's trials: But it's been overused. Well, I'd love to stay but I really have to get going. I'd rather not be the victim of the next case. And where will I find a new corpse this late in the fic? We're coming to the end of an Odoroki smut fic and I haven't even appeared? I intend to fix this injustice right now. Perfect.
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Sailor Senshi
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Location: Montreal, QC
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Posts: 25
I am Dante. I got a tragic life of my parents being killed, I look good in red, and I got a sexy partner who fights with me. Sexy partner? I hate to say this, but I highly represent Dante-san, from Devil May Cry. I created Dante in the first place! (It's true. The voice actor of Godot is the director of Devil May Cry. Wiki it, if you don't believe me.)
****
-Fun With The Von Karmas-
A Wii Commericial Gone Wrong
Wii Representives: *holding the Wii controller* Wii would like to play.
So do wii.McDonalds
I can't believe that we have become the degraded fools, forced to devour at a hellish place like this. So like welcome to McDonalds. Can I like, take your, like, order here? Wait on a sec, didn't Wright put you behind bars? Well, like he did. But like I got into like this work-skills program to like help me re-coperate into like the society. Where are my FRIES? I order them an hour ago!**
grabs and shoves him into the Deep Fryer** o_O
So like, can I like, take your, like, order here?The Phamancy
I do believe it's your time of the month, dear. *holds a box of Tampons* So is yours. *holds a box of Depends* ....Insulting the Annoying
SPENDERIOUS! Perfection! SPENDERIOUS! SPENDERIOUS FABOUSIOUSLY GAY! !!!! :> Therapy Session No. 24
Therapist: Now, let's try role reversal. I bet by acting like someone else in this room, you can fully understand where they are coming from.
All right. Look at me, everybody! I'm a egotiasl perfection manic that will do anything to have it my way or the highway!!! I'm so not over my father's death, so I had to get one of my bestest friends to defend me in court so I can go around and write sucide notes on Myspace.com. I don't care who you are or what you do. My whip answers the questions for me.Therapist: Ok...I think we need more work.
C'est la vie, watashi ga watashi de iru kagiri. C'est la vie, anata o aishi tsudzuketai. C'est la vie, watashi ga watashi de aru riyuu. C'est la vie, anata ga anata de aru riyuu
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Super Tuff Pink Puff
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Also, The Threapy part is just brilliant and yet creepy at the same time. I would like to see more of those with other characters.!
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Gender: Male
Location: The Shadow Realm
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Posts: 1320
My name is Phoenix Wright... This time, Nick, you are going deep undercover. Why, I do not know... I used to be a hero. Now I am on trial for murder...again... Court is now in session for the trial of Mr. Phoenix Wright...for the third freaking time... I used to defend, err... defendants... Now I am one... We have a little problem...*Hands Phoenix a gun, cuts to Maya tied to a chair*
I used to be a defense attorney... Please, Nick... don't... Now I play piano in a sleazy Russian restaurant, kick the asses of allcomers at poker, and have to shoot my former assistant in order to keep my cover... I become...a hobo... My name is Phoenix Wright...I am a Double Agent, err... a hobo...Phoenix Wright: Ace Hobo
And now for something completely different, yet cliche!
*Begins making out* EDGEY! ALONE TIME! NOW! SEX ME NOW, NICK! Hey, I wanna play pictionary! EVERYONE, FORM A SINGLE FILE LINE TO THE CLOSET...OR GET WHIPPED... COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!!!!!!!111!!1111!! Tonite. You. I was masturba... 
WE F***ING KNOW! Aww man, I was so close this time... And were did that pop-eye reject come from? *Does cute dance to distract everyone from above funnies**First attempt at making a funny*
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Meow
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Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Posts: 141
Hey, getting this Nintendogs game was my best idea since I started freeballing! Now, what can I do with my dog first? Tonight... you... Now that's weird. Maybe I'm supposed to play this game late at night to spend time with my dog. But I can't because I have a job. Good night, pal.Gumshoe closes his DS and puts it into the charger, and lies down in his bed.
At midnight, the DS opens itself up and starts hopping toward sleeping Gumshoe.
-on screen- Tonight... you...The DS jumps onto the bed underneath Gumshoe's covers and he strikes.
Eh, wha... ... ... ... ... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Tonight... you... Hold still! Get off me! Can't you see I'm freeballing, pal!? YAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Tonight... you...---
Gumshoe is on the phone the next day.
Hello, Nintendo of America? I'd like to return this defective Nintendo DS. Yes, and what's the trouble you're experiencing with your system? It tried to rape me, pal. And I was freeballing, so it was worse! ... damn it! Not again! That joke isn't funny, so stop calling with it!Nintendo hangs up on Gumshoe.
Oh no, buying that game was a stupid idea. The only good idea I've ever had was when I started freeballing...The phone rings and Gumshoe answers it.
Hello? -inside DS holding phone and with Wellington's voice- Hello, valued customer. I just talked to my supervisor, and he confirmed the strange but true problem you're experiencing with your Nintendo DS. Thanks, pal. What can I do with it? Just make sure you never turn it off, and the problem will go away eventually. Plug into your charger whenever the power is running low. Eh, okay... if you say so, pal. So, what are you wearing? What? Nothing, nothing. Goodbye.Missle hangs up on Gumshoe.
Later, Gumshoe is at his fridge, and the DS enters the kitchen and faces him from across the floor. Missle's face is staring intensely on the screen.
Tonight... you... Hey, pal! That guy said the problem would go away! Now I'll deal with you while I turn around to bend over and pick up the bottle of sauce I have in this fridge...Missle strikes.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!---
Detective, why would I want your Nintendo DS? It raped me, pal! You know what it's like to have DS shove some thick stylus up your- And why would a DS rape you? It's an inanimate object. Yeah, detective. I only know a few voice commands, including RAPE! I don't know why a DS would rape me. I mean, being constantly raped by my Nintendo DS. I think that must be what hell is like, you know, being constantly raped by Nintendo DS systems and perhaps a PSP. I didn't believe in God in the first place, but why would he let me live in a world with a Nintendo DS that rapes me? Back up. Back up to what? No, your ass. Back it up... Stop that!!! Detective, why are you yelling at your DS? Sure pal, rape is funny until you've been raped, pal. Why don't you get some fresh air or something? I had no business to buy a Nintendo DS game since you cut my pay so badly anyway- Leave me alone, detective! Alright, alright, pal. Freeballing was a much better idea than coming to you for comfor- I KNOW YOU FREEBALL, NOW STOP TELLING ME!
Uh... meow? Signature coming soon.
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