There are some things that would never happen in PW unless Hell Freezes.
This Fan-Fico f Randomness will make you wonder-"Has hell allready frozen?!"

It takes place sometime in between the PW games, right before that sad final case. (that i have only heard about >.>)
Ok, enough of my Pointless Blabbering!
On to the Fan-Fic!

Chapter 1: This thing has Chapters?!
Location: Wright Law Agency
Date: How am I supposed to know?!

Phoenix Wright is sitting down on his desk, wearing the Tres Bien waitress outfit. Maya knocks on the locked door.

Phoenix Wright: OH SH**! OH SH**! *tears up costume*
Phoenix Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF MY CLOTH!

Phoenix Wright looks out the window, only to see his Lawyer outfit being used as a magic carpet, and Maya starts banging louder.

Phoenix Wright: *puts on Lawyer Costume he used when he was 13*
Phoenix Wright: *opens door*

Maya Comes in.

Maya:...Did you accidently shrink your cloth?

Wild Phoenix Wright Runs away!
Maya uses Pikachu to Eltiricly Shoot Phoenix Wright.

Phoenix Wright: ...I'm...going...to...suuuuuuuueeeee....
*a day later, PW got a new outfit*

???: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

*Maya Cosplaying Gumshoe comes in*

Maya: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Phoenix Wright: ...Oh Great another Freak of nature -_-;;
Maya: I'm cosplaying Gumshoe!
*the final boss in portal breaks into the Wright Law Offices*

The Final boss in Portal (singing): This Was a Failure.
I'm Making a note here: WTF.
When I saw you come into this room I Died.
I Died of a heart attack.
I died of a Heart Attack caused from laugher.
If I had some legs I'd Kick you.
But You have no Portal.
It woudl not be fair, hahahaha.
Maybe Black mesa will lend you some weapons.
They are useless.
As Useless as Bidoof.
I will beat you in court, and make you.
Into a hobo.
A Big Stinky Hobo. Hahahaha.
Maybe Princess Peach will beat you.
She'll just say; "RAAAAAAAAAPE!"
Haha, instaloss.
Even that old guy that is angry. (victor kudo)
He'd Beat you.
His seeds hurt like fire.
You and your patheticl ittle "WHOOOOOOOOOPS!"
Now I wi---

*Maya takes out portal gun and sends that Final Boss from portal into tres bien (which has somehow been taken over by Hobo Phoenix, who travelled back into the past to get Jelly Donuts)*
*in tres bien (now Don'utt)*
Hobo Phoenix: WOOH! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT B-- What's this? AN AWESOME ROBO?! COOL! I'LL USE IT'S PARTS TO MAKE ME AN IRON MAN COSTUME! ^_^
*back in Wright Law Agency*

*Gant somehow got in (Gant's reincarnation, which looks like a Hobo Gant)*
Gant: You...Killed..Me. RAAAAAAAAAPE!
Phoenix: Oh F**KING SH**!
Maya: AAAAAAH! TIME TO END THIS CHAPTER!

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.. I'm kinda scared..

But then GLaDoS was scary as all get out in the game!

If I can make a PW fangame, it would be based on this, with in the first trial, Gumshoe dies, so Maya Cosplaying Gumshoe becomes the new gumshoe...

Anyway, Chapter 2: ...WHAT TYPE OF UNMERCIFUL GOD DO WE HAVE?!
Location: Some Battlefield in Spain
Date: ...I don't know!

Phoenix: DIYA LASA!!!! *shoots lazer out of finger*
Payne: OMGZ LOLZ!
Maya: IM COSPLAYING LETTUCE!
Phoenix: ...Now that's ugliiiiiiiiii!

Phoenix Wakes up from a dream.
He's in his bed, and Victor Kudo has been throwing seeds at him the whole night/

Kudo: GET UP! GET UP!
PHoenix Wright: *#$*$&*# *#$*#$$*#$ *$*#$*$*$*$ YOU MADE MY WHOPLE BODY A GIANT BRUISE! DIE MUTHA*%&*#$$*#@**#$&!!!

Phoenix Wright learns Objection!
Phoenix Wright Uses OBjection!
It's Super Effective!
Wild Kudo Flies out window onto the ground...*splat*

Gumshoe walks in and says, "I've been murdered."

PHoenix: STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Phoenix Eats dust, and uses sawdrill on Gumshoe!
Gumshoe becoems something.
The author becomes lazy.

Phoenix: OH NOES!!11 WUT HAVE U DONE?!
Gumshoe: NOES!

The world becomes a dream.
gumshoe eats Phoenix.
The end cuz im to lazy to make more.
...and i dont have much time before school starts.

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that was great, i like senseless things :p

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"Sir! I got this thing sucking on my head!"
"What does it look like?"
"Wellm it looks a bit like a man with green skin, and an arm that has been teared off. I think it's an old person"
"Son. You've got a Zombie on your head."
"WTFS DO I DO?!!!!"
"Nothing, cuz i have a question...Has hell already frozen?"
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

Insani99999 Presents...
Phoenix Wright: Has hell allready frozen?
Chapter 3: Do you like Cheese?

Location: Wright Law Agency
Date: I DON'T KNOW, OK?!

Phoenix: *turns on radio* *starts dancing*
Phoenix: I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it!

Maya Bursts in, saying, "SIR! WE'VE GOT HEADCRABS!"
Phoenix: Omg...do they like cheese?
Maya: *throws cheese at headcrabs*
HEadcrabs: sshhsdhdhhsw!
Maya:...no...
Phoenix: OH NOES!!!11

Headcrabs burst through the door

Phoenix: TAKEO UT THE EMERGENCY LAZER VAPORIZERS!
Maya: YES SIR!
Maya: Lock and Load.

Blamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblam

A single headcrab is left.

PHoenix: Let me handle this one. *kicks headcrab*
Phoenix: OMG IT'S HUMPINGZ MY LEG! GETS ITS OFF!
Maya: OMFG, NICK!
Phoenix: JUST DO IT!!!
Maya: No.
Phoenix: RESPECT YOUR MUTHF**KING ELDERS, B**CH!
Maya: This time...it's personal. *punches PW*
Headcrab: ...HSSSS! *attacks maya*
Phoenix: ...I think it likes me.
Maya: OMG IT'S RAPING MY BRAINS!
Phoenix: ...hahalols
Maya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Headcrab: *hacking at Maya*
Phoenix: ...I'm going to need to hire the mafia to clean my floor.

MAFIA CLEANERS; THE ALL NEW HIT! "We are the Mafia. We Clean your floors. Get'em boys."

BArney burst in.

Barney: this time it's personal! *takes out guns*
Barney: ...Viewer discretion is advised.

The end

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Chapter 4: ...I DON'T KNOW!
In chapter 3:
The author didn't know the date!
Barney threatened to kill PW.
PW's leg humping headcrab raped Barney's brains...
Find out what happens next!

Location: ...umm... I don't...know...
Date: WE'RE HAVING A DATE?! W00T!

Judge: WARNING WARNING. THE AUTHOR HAS A BAD CASE OF STUPIDITY!
Judge: OMG...Is that a giant Panca---
*squish*

Phoenix: Where are we?
Maya: MCdonalds.
Damon Gant: A Church
Phoenix: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EB DEAD!
*BlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlam*
Maya: OMG NICK! YOU KILLED GANT!
Phoenix: He was meant to be dead.
Godot: HOLD IIIIIIIIIT!
Phoenix: WTF
Godot: This was a triumph. I'm making an ote here: HUGE SUCCES! *shoots Gant's body with MAchinegun*
Phoenix: die. *blamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlamBlam*
Godot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL! Bwargh.
Victor Kudo: Tea, anyone? >:D
Godot: *Gulp* OGM IMK DEAD AGAIN!
Phoenix and Maya: TTEEEEAAA! *drink tea*
Phoenix: I fell...SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...*dead*
Maya: W...T.....FFF......*dead*
Mia Fey: ...IT'S YOU, KUDO! *takes out Rocket LAuncher and shotgun*
Victor Kudo: ...oh...fuck.
*boooooooooooooooooooooooooom*
The following Dimension could not be found. Please start a new game.
Maya: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Phoenix: WHAT THE FLUFFY CUTE BUNNY RABBIT?!?!?!?!?!? -_-;;
Maya: errr....
Phoenix: ...*cosplaying pearl* this isn't what it looks like.
Maya: ...I KNOW YOUR SECRET. I ACCEPT IT. I SAY WE START A COSPLAYING PARTY!

Later at cosplaying party...
Someone cosplaying Gant comes in...

Someone cosplaying The Judge: Who are you?
Gant: GANT!
All except gant: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! WHY, AUTHORm WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Gant *laugh* Viewer...discretion...is advised.
Phoenix: NOT ON MY WATCH! *knocks out the author*
---HEY I'M NOT KNOCKED O

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