Lol, the Lion-man in the PW series is Will Powers. (That beast... *licks lips*)

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I WANNA BUY THAT. I WANNA BUY THAT. *whine*

Also, in regards to the rest of your funny,


The CFTF references ("Friska's to-do list: Kill Gunther Hertz" XD <3) and article at the end were brilliant xD

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(Seriously...
I need to stop making funnies based on one user.)



Setting: Channel Six: Turnabout News ~ Studio
: Hey everybody! *audience applause* *door slamed in face*

: What was that for!?

: Whoops! Sorry, Chinese Infantry!

: Anyways, it's 47 o'clock now so.

: What the fuck? There's no such thing!

: Told you!

: Lana Skye is also right about there being a new newspaper that's an equivalent to your news station. Mr Marshall, you have a new partner...

: What? Who's my new partner?

: Beef Richard Wellington at your service!

: You two are now assigned to track down Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey on their honeymoon.

: Sure-

:

: What?

: What the fuck!? I'm right here and would never marry Maya!

: Also... I'd hate to say it but Mr Marshall is too important to the news station; we won't let him leave.

: Are you sure? It will involve sex-scenes between / and / ...

: No... It fucking won't!

: ...

: *enters in a hurry* For God's sake, do it!

: That's HOT!

: No, it's NOT... You dumbass!

: I don't have all day, will you join us or not?

: (RevFirst) Stop right-

: (DarzieP) THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

: That wasn't necessary, DarzieP.

: What a minute, DarzieP. Wasn't you a parrot before?

: That's for pussies! *throws thong*

: *eats thong*

: O... K...

: I'm so confused...

: Don't get any ideas, T3h_Waffleman regretted for doing so... I think.

: But didn't you get shot?

: Uh... That's not the point...

: STOP IT! I had enough-

: COME WITH US! COME WITH US! COME WITH US! COME WITH US!

: STAY WITH US! STAY WITH US! STAY WITH US! STAY WITH US!

: This is so not hot... (I wish I had a crying smiley like Acro's...)

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That was utterly wierd... I LIKED IT! :D

Im hot D:

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Nick and Edgey's Quazi-Mediocre adventures!

Prolouge: Once upon a bad pun

{Some weird Desert, 10:00AM}

So then the bartender said, we don't serve breakfast! Hahahahahaha!
Wright. What exactly are we doing out here, anyway? Don't we have anything important to do?
You're right! We're in the middle of the desert! Whose responsible for this? Someone has to pay!
I think his name is Turner Gary!
Let's kill him!
Err-
Come on, you wuss! This guy always gives us lame parts in stories!
Wright. We've only had one story!
Shaddup! Are you with me or not?!
Err- Okay, But who could help us?
I know just the dolt...

Meh, I'm bored, so I'm just gonna merge Part one here.

Part 1: The Not so Perfect plan

So as I was saying, I know the perfect sucker that can help us.
Al Gore?
Er- No, We need someone who is much more evil, someone who puts fear in the hearts of others. Someone who's so evil that can kill a flower just by looking at it...
Um... do we know someone like that?
Uh... No...
Ah, the heck with it! Let's just ask Gumshoe!
{Gumshoe's house, 11:20AM}

Come on, Mario! Jump! No! Don't die!
Gumshoe! Get off your lazy butt and open the door!
Let me beat the first level!
Grr!
{Nick Kicks the door open}
Aah! Phoenix! What are you doing here? My door!
Gumshoe. You're gonna help us kill Turner Gary!
Okay, cool. That Turner Gary guy is always making me look stupid.
Oh, yeah, since you're an idiot, you get to take all the blame.
Yeah, also, we wanna go home scott-free.
Okay! I love to take the credit for stuff!
Geez what an idiot...
Be quiet! Now! On to Turner Gary's house!
==End of Part 1==

Okay, I'm EXTREMELY bored, so I'm actually gonna work on Part 2.
{Turner Gary's "Howze", 12:30PM}
This must be the place. The spelling is terrible, it must be Turner's house.
What a stupid house.
Um. How do we get in?
I have an Idea!
Quiet, you! You're not getting paid to think, you're getting paid for taking the blam... er- credit.
I'm getting paid?
I have the most perfect plan to get in.

{Inside Turner's "Howze", 12:32PM}

I feel like playing FF3, again.
{Knock, Knock}
Who's that, Turner Gary don't liek no visitors!
It's us, Nick, Edgey, and Gumshoe!
What do you want?
To kill you!
Okay! Come in!
Muhahaha! Just like I planned!
You better not be here to take away my N64!
You don't have an N64, idiot!
Good, then there is no reason for you to want it!
Umm...
What?
Eh?
Oh, yeah! You were gonna kill me! How, exactly?
We're gonna make you play Pokémon!
Then we'll make you watch the Pokémon Movie
Then we're gonna sing the Poké-Rap!
Then we'll play the Pokémon TCG!
Ack! NOOOOO!!
{Turner "Gary" jumps out a 33-story building}
Whoa! What a way to go!
Um. This ''howze'' is 1 story high. How'd he fall that long?
Don't question, just enjoy!
Hey, what about me?!
Okay... Gumshoe takes the blame, I mean, Credit, and then we go home!
& & Yay!
I wonder what's on C-SPAN...
==End of Part 2==

((Yes, there will be more. Maybe 13 more episodes...))

Not really funny, but it ponders something I pondered myself

:"..."
:"What's wrong, Nick?"
:"Goodman..."
:"Huh...? Goodman? As in, Bruce Goodman...?
:"Yeah...I don't get it..."
:"Get what?"

:"Right..."

:"Hmmm...Want me to channel him?"

:"What?"
:"Thanks, Maya...but...I don't want to see you as a guy..."
...
...
SMACK!
...
..
:"Jerk..."

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OK, Nick, here's the script for the next joke.
Thanks...wait a minute. Pretty much all it says is add-lib, and the few things written here are against the me and Maya pairing.
Yep.
WHAT! But I thought you liked this pairing?
I do.
Then why is this entire joke against us?
It's not. It's actually pro you once you get to the punchline.
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Hello, I'm Phoenix Wright.
And I'm Maya Fey. Today we're here to talk about us.
Or, at least what people are recently saying about us.
By that, I mean our pairing.
People have been putting me into compromising situations with Maya, making me looking perverted.
Like in that one fic that's currently only one chapter long.
You mean Changes. There are scenes in there where I check Maya out, feel get overjoyed when she hugs me, and get a little jealous when she starts talking about cute boys!
Neither of us are like that. We don't plan on getting together.
I mean, come on! It's not like our kid will be the savior of the future!
*Appears naked in a flash of light* Phoenix, you and Maya must get together and have a kid. The future depends on it!
Well, looks like you were wrong, Nick.
Why are you naked?
I'm just going to assume that it's because innanimate objects can't come through the time stream.
Actually, I just happened to be banging my hot detective girlfriend just before my warp timer went up. She seems to know you, Mr. Wright. Pink glasses, cares way to much about science...That ring a bell?
...............Nope.
Anyways, try to keep Maya safe. A whipinator robot came to this time to keep your kid from being born. She looks like...
*Appears naked in a flash of light, then turns to Odoroki* DIE!
ARG!

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- "Meow."
- "Woof!"
- "Baaaaaaa."
- "Heehaw!"

- "Some people talk in the most extraordinary ways!"

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Grave: Manfred Von Karma

Born- The Original Sin

Died- 2016

The Prosecution Rests...In Peace.



Hey Wright, I just got Pokemon Pearl!

Cool, I got Diamond!!













This is getting boring...Let's cut to the chase. Battle?

You know it.

*Cue fighting Music, both attorneys stand at opposite sides of the courtroom. A Pokeball is painting on the floor*

Court is now in session for the Battle of Pheonix Wright and Miles Edgeworth. Does the Challenger have any opening statements?

...Uh, no.

The Challenger may call out they're first Pokemon!

...You're senile, aren't you.

Of course not, Keith!

...I choose You, MayaChu!

Maya!

Go, Franichard!

*roars, a firey whip brands Pheonix across the face*

YEOWCH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!


*later*

The court finds Franichard Von Zarda Guilty of the injury of PHeonix Wright.

...Of all the things that brought her a guilty sentence, it was a fellow DS game...

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go! pervertychu!



he meant me, I'm way more perverted than you.
sryy I'm late lol, he meant me.
actually... I was expecting a real pokemon to come out

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

*Crawling... Music playing...*





...

Onboard Star Destroyer One, Inner Chamber B-1:

Anakin! What... WHY ARE YOU AND VADER SEPARATE PEOPLE?!

Why, is that a crime against the Jedi Council, Obi Wan?

Obi Wan! We should get outta here right now! Anakin might—

Too late!

*Anakin charges at Obi Wan with his lightsaber... but Obi Wan blocks just in time!*

Tell me! Why are you doing this?!

I'm not going to waste my time talking when I can just... kill you!

*Obi Wan jumps up to avoid Anakin's spinning lightsaber helicopter blade attack! Anakin jumps up as well and retrieves his lightsaber. Obi Wan and Anakin's lightsabers clash again!*

*Ignites lightsaber* Obi Wan! You need backup! Let me and Kyouya-kun help you!

Minuki-chan! Don't!

*Minuki leaps at Anakin and tries to hit him with her lightsaber!*

Don't interrupt the grown-ups, Magician Girl!

*Anakin Force Grips Minuki!*

MINUKI-CHAN!!! ANAKIN, YOU BASTARD!!!

*Kyouya charges his Plasma Pistol and fires at Anakin!*

*Hit* Argh! What the...?

FOCUS, ANAKIN! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR TRAINING?!

*Obi Wan leaps at Anakin again, but he blocks! Their lightsabers clash again, and both use Force Push at the same time... resulting in Obi Wan and Anakin to fall backwards and crash onto the metal walls!*

Mr. Jedi! Look out!

*Anakin gets up and uses Force Pull on the ceiling... and it crashes down on Obi Wan!*

AAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!

NO!!!

*Raises right arm* Looks like it was YOU, who has forgotten your training... "Master".

*Anakin pulls gown the rest of the ceiling, attempting to crush everybody in the room!*

MINUKI! KYOUYA! HARUMI! GET OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

BUT—

Let's just do what he says, Minuki-chan! C'mon, let's go!

*Kyouya, Minuki, and Harumi attempt to escape, but Anakin uses a Force Pull technique on them!*

It would be rude to just run out!

D-DAMN IT!!!

*Anakin pushes the three onto a wall and chains them to it!*

Prepare to die!

NOOOOT OOOON YOOOOOOOUR LIIIIIIIIFE!!!

*Mitsurugi hacks through the wall with his lightsaber and attacks Anakin!*

What the hell?!

& M-MITSURUGI-SAN?!

*Hobohodo, Akane, and Mayoi enter the room as well, carrying an unconscious Darth Maul.*

Sorry we're late, guys.

We had a bit of a handicap... Darth Maul ambushed us!

But Mitsurugi-kun was able to kick his ass and defeat Darth Maul-ttebayo!

& HE DID?!

THAT'S RIGHT-TTEBAYO!!! LOOK AT MAUL'S FACE RIGHT NOW! HE TOTALLY GOT OWNED! DATTEBAYO!!!

Pain... So much pain...

& ...

Anyway, now that we're here... *Charges Plasma Pistol* You guys are free!

*Hobohodo fires at the chains holding Kyouya, Minuki, and Harumi and releases them! He releases Obi Wan from the metal ceiling as well! Everybody gangs up on Anakin with their blasters, Plasma Pistols, and lightsabers at the ready!*

*Raises lightsaber* It's eight against one, Anakin!

*Raises lightsaber* Why are you working for Darth Vader?!

Tell us or you'll get a mouthful of plasma!

Grr...

Do you surrender now, Anakin?

No... No... NO!!! THIS... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! IT'S UNFAIR! YOU CAN'T CORNER ME LIKE THIS... I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OF YOU!!!

Oh really? Let's see!

*Mitsurugi uses a lightsaber helicopter blade attack on Anakin and chops off his left arm!*

MITSURUGI?!

GRAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

*Anakin yells in pain... When Akane notices something...*

Wait a minute... I thought Anakin's mechanical arm was his right one?

Then how come it's his left arm that looks fake?!

IT CAN'T BE?!

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

*The gang looks as "Anakin" dismantles! It was a droid all along!*

IT WAS JUST A DROID?!

Hey... How come Ms. Science Lady isn't screaming in shock with us?

(Curse my lack of a shock smilie!)

Could it be that she's a droid too, and is planning to kill us right now?!

(Say what?!)

Holy crap! Akane, you're a droid?!

(You too, Kyouya?!)

YOU'RE A DROID-TTEBAYO?! MAYOBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!

DIE, DROID, DIE!!!

(WTF?!)

She's not reacting at all! She IS a droid! Get her, Mayoi-chan!

(WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M NOT A DROID!!!)

A!!!

YA!!!

SA!!!

TO!!!

MAYUTO RENDAN!!!

I'M NOT A DROID, GODDAMMIT!!! CEASE THE ATTACK!!! BACK!!! BACK, I SAY!!!

Hey, she's got a shock smilie now!

She's not a droid!

Mayoi! Stop the attack—

*Too late! Mayoi pummels Akane!*

That oughtta teach you droids to mess with us-ttebayo!

Pain... So much... pain...

Hey... How come she didn't dismantle like the Anakin droid?! Naruttebayo!!!

Uh... Mayoi? *Whispers something in Mayoi's ear*

...

...

... Oops.

Hey Akane! You okay?

At least I finally got a shock smilie...

*In one of the corners of the room, Darth Maul stirs...*

Mr. Redface is awake!

Good. Looks like we've got a chance to interrogate him now!

*Everyone begins to close in on Maul.*

Darth Maul...

What...?

We've got a few questions to ask you.

...

Onboard Star Destroyer One, Inner Chamber C-1:

AAACCKK!!!! THAT AT-ST IS STILL CHASING AFTER US!!!

*Fires lasers*

SHIT, IT'S A DEAD END!!!

SAY WHAT?!

*The AT-ST closes in on Naruhodou, Odoroki, Chihiro, Kyle and Derek...*

...

No! I'm too young to die!!!

I'm too spikey to die!!!

I'm too passionately burning red to die!!!

BRADLEY-BOO!!!

*The AT-ST gets ready to fire...*

HIYYAAAHH!!!

*Chihiro jumps up and slashes at the AT-ST with her lightsaber! The AT-ST dismantles!*

NO WAI!!!

*Deactivates lightsaber* Well that was just a nuisance!

A nuisance?! Sensei, it tried to kill us!

Yeah! A large Imperial Vehicle with a hell of a lot of firepower with the intent of blasting us all to space dust is hardly what I'd call "a nuisance", Chihiro-san!

But still! You've got lightsabers! Why didn't you use them?!

But...

No buts!

(Well, aren't we grumpy today, sensei...)

(Yeah, you got that right, Naruhodou-san!)

... Are you two reading each other's minds?

Says who?

... Okaaay... So, now what? Now that the AT-ST's destroyed... What do we do?

We need to find the cells where Vader's keeping the prisoners!

Do you know where they are?

Eh... Actually, the two of us were kept in a maximum security cell.

That means we have no friggen idea where the other prisoners are.

We didn't even know that there were other prisoners!

Yeah, that damn Interrogation Droid can make you lose a few brain cells desu.

Oh, great! Now what do we do?

We have no choice but to keep moving on till we find the prisoners. Let's go!

But Chihiro-san! We just spent 30 minutes running from a deranged AT-ST! Can't we have a break?

No.

But—

I said "no"... Or didn't you hear me?

Aww, man!

All right, we're moving on! Looks like this chamber extends through that hallway over there!

(Why did sensei have to turn into suck an arse?)

(Isn't the answer obvious, Naruhodou-san?)

(... Oh yeah! THAT THING...)

Am I the only one freaked out about those two being able to read each other's minds?!

Hey man, everything borders on the weird now. For all we know, Darth Vader could pull off a Deus ex and make that AT-ST come back to life!

Kyle! Don't say things like that! It might come true!

Aww, come on, Derek! YOU KNOW DEAD THINGS CAN'T COME BACK TO LIFE!

...

Onboard Star Destroyer One, Control Room:

*Darth Vader stares into space while his theme music plays...*

*Insert signature breathing here* Have you fulfilled your task yet?

Yes, Master. Obi Wan fell for the droid trap, and I was able to do what you told me to do while the others were distracted.

That's good...

However, I've got some bad news.

*Turns around* Bad news?

Yes, Master. It seems one of the Gyakuten Gang, Mitsurugi Reiji, has been able to defeat Darth Maul. He's been captured by Obi Wan's team.

Darth Maul was captured? By... Mitsurugi Reiji?

My apologies. His English name is Miles Edgeworth.

E-Edgeworth?! MILES EDGEWORTH?! EDGEWORTH DEFEATED DARTH MAUL?!

*Vader suddenly goes berserk!*

I-Is anything wrong, Master?

*Calms down* It's nothing... So Maul has been captured. That's not a good thing.

I know. That's why... I took your earlier suggestion and put some consideration in it.

My suggestion? You mean...

Yes, Master. My... new apprentice.

But he's dead!

Hehe. Dead? No. Grievous may have stabbed him with a lightsaber, but don't forget... I studied under Darth Sidious. I was able to learn the dark technique of ressurecting the dead. I have taken care of everything. My new apprentice is in a prison cell right now, and I shall be attending to him shortly.

Is that so...? I see. You have done well, Anakin.

Thank you, Master. *Evil grin*

...

Onboard Star Destroyer One, Prison Cell:

Well, well, well...

Looks like the dipshit's awake.

Quite a surprise, really. Who knew he'd be able to survive that?

Hehe, definitely not me! But it must've been fun for him, swimming and all that...

Swimming in toxic waste because those numbskull droids thought he was a dead animal?

WHAT? At least he still went swimming!

Gant, you idiot! Sometimes I wonder why we're even cellmates!

Aww, don't be so grumpy! You know you're naturally attracted to me—

SHUT UP!!!

Oh yes! More!

WILL YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!

Either that or I go into the kiddie pen and—

WHERE THE FRIGGEN HELL AM I?!

...

...

Ah, so you're really awake now...

Surprise, surprise, eh? Welcome to our prison cell. You're our new cellmate!

I'm what? Grievous! Where's Grievous?!

HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH!!! GRIEVOUS? HE'S DEAD!!! *Claps*

Died in an explosion, no less!

So... If he's dead, then why the hell am I in a damn prison cell?!

Are you that stupid, boy?

... Or didn't you hear the news?

What news?

EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE DEAD!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! *Claps*

WHAT?!

To be more specific, someone saw you get stabbed by Grievous's lightsaber, and left you to die!

And it was one of your comrades, too!

WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT IDIOT WHO LEFT ME TO DIE?!

Mia Fey!

Ayasato Chihiro!

Gant, you idiot! That's the same person!

I KNOW! HOH HOH HOH!!!

...

Hey... Why'd he suddenly become quiet?

I dunno, but since nobody's looking... I'm gonna sneak into the kiddie pen and—

IDIOT!!!

... It can't be...

Hmm? Looks like he's talking again!

... It's not true...

What the hell are you mumbling about?

IT'S... IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Looks like he's moaning about something—

Alright, all you shitheads! Enough talk! You're making my "refreshing like a spring breeze" self get a headache!

Not HIM again...

Who is that retard?

Outoro. He's a prison guard. He thinks he's SOOOO awesome because of his "refreshing like a spring breeze" personality... but he's not!

Hey oldie! I heard that!

*Outoro approaches Gant.*

You don't have any right to talk about me like that!

And why not?

Hey, I wasn't talking to you! Either ways, I AM awesome. Hell, I heard one of the droids say that Vader promoted me to Storm Trooper! I'm so... eviler than you.

"Eviler"? That's bullshit!

You always make us laugh, Outoro!

Shut up! I AM eviler than you... Eviler than all of you!

... No, you're not.

Say what?

I said... "No, you're not"... Or didn't you hear me?

Line-stealer!

And what makes you say that, newbie?

... You know that taste you get in your mouth when you drink orange juice and then brush your teeth?

Augh, I hate that!

I LOVE IT!!!

WHAT?!

Do you like kittens?

... Y-Yeah...

I KICK THEM!!!

GASP!

And that gravy you're drinking...

N-NO!

I PISSED IN IT.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Outoro runs away.*

W-Whoa!

You scared away Outoro!

Hmph. He wasn't that hard to beat. Easily a real loser.

*Someone suddenly opens the cell doors!*

Ah... You're awake...

& M-MASTER ANAKIN!!! *Bow down*

Don't waste your energy bowing down to me, fools! I'm not here to see you.

& Y-YES, MASTER!!!

*Anakin approaches Souryuu.*

It must be a really bad feeling, isn't it? Grievous stabbed you in the stomach once, and people, nay, your own comrades, start spreading the word that you're dead...

...

And it must hurt more if that comrade was your own lover, correct?

... What the hell do you want?

First I'm going to ask you what YOU want. No. Don't bother answering. You want revenge, don't you?

Revenge?

That's right. You have hatred—

HEY, I HAVE HATRED, TOO!!!

Shut up, Sasuke! YOU LACK HATRED!!!

Grr...

Hey Sasuke... Are you over 18?

N-No...

OHOHOHOHOHO!!! Come with me to my office!

Gant, you idiot! Not while Master Anakin is here! Let's go!

*Gant, Karma, and Sasuke leave.*

A-Anyway... You... You have hatred! You have anger! I sense it in you... You want to unleash it, don't you? You want revenge more than anything! You've been betrayed by someone who's supposed to love you! How do you feel about that? ANGRY?!

YES!!!

Haha, that's just... perfect. Tell me your name!

K-KAMINOGI... SOURYUU...

Not anymore!

*Anakin extends his hand and performs Force Lightning!*

GAAAHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU...?!

From now on, you are... DARTH GODOT!!! JUST LIKE THE ORDINARY GODOT... BUT 100 TIMES MORE EEEVIIIL!!!

Yes... Master...

...

Onboard Star Destroyer One, Hangar:

Hey! It's Obi Wan and the others!

Naruhodou-kun!

Did you find the prison where the Alderaan captives are being held?

Not yet, but we found Kyle Hyde and Derek Stiles!

Yo.

What up?

So what did you guys find?

Well, we were ambushed by Darth Maul...

But I kicked his ass!

Yeah... Sure, Mitsurugi...

But it's the truth!

Anyway... Obi Wan interrogated Darth Maul, and he told us that Darth Vader's planning to take over the galaxy!

No surprise there...

But why did he need to capture the people from Alderaan?

Maul fainted before he could get to that part, unfortunately...

Hmm... Don't you guys find it strange?

Strange?

What are you talking about?

First we encountered General Grievous... Then you guys were ambushed by Darth Maul... And we were chased by an AT-ST.

What are you getting at, Odoroki?

I think Darth Vader knew that we were coming. That's why he gathered all those henchmen!

B-But... We finished them all off!

Except for Anakin...

???: Or me!

*A voice is suddenly heard! Everyone with lightsabers ignite them immediately, while the gun-weilders prepare to shoot at anything that moves...*

Where did that voice come from?!

*Holds lightsaber* It sounds... so familiar...

???: What's the matter? Can't even recognize me?!

*The owner of the voice jumps down from a platform above!*

Sensei! Watch out!

*Turns around* What the?!



NO WAI!!!

Surprised to see me?

& GODOT?!

That's DARTH GODOT, bitches!!!

*Godot uses Force Push on Naruhodou and Mitsurugi and shove them onto a wall!*

Naruhodou-kun! Mitsurugi-kun!

Why, you wanna be next, Mayoi?

GAH!!!

*Turns to Chihiro* Hehe... Surprised, kitten? Thought I was dead? Or would you rather find out what death feels like yourself?

*Godot prepares to attack!*

WATCH OUT!!!

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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Lol! That was amazing as always Al! My favorite part had to be when all the bad guys from Phoenix Wright in the prison cell exchanging their lines! Gant really cracked me up!

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*squeals like a fangirl* Orcaizer Al, That was so freakin' amazing and funny at the same time. I want to how this is going to end, I can't even predict anything.

Also, That whole Orange Juice that with Outoro Enguarde seems to remind me of Earthworm Jim for some reason.

Great one, Orcaizer Al. I especially like how you gave the imageshack frog a role.

Oh. Wait.

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: *brings out guns* This is a hold up!

: Oh Lord...

: Maya? WTF?!

: Quiet! Our demands are to be followed...

: We want these smileys to be accepted!

Smiley A -
Smiley b -

: If these aren't posted, we will shoot one person in the studio every hour on the.-

POOF

: What the...

: Magic.

: But..

: Magic!

: *breaks in* Fresh rapes!

: OHGODHELPMAYADOSOMETHINGZOMG!

: It's O.K. I'm prepared for this situation... *throws a Minuki doll over Damon Gant's shoulder*

: Oh my god, Gant! Look, it's a fresh rape for the picking! Fetch!

: Nice try, but even I know the difference between a doll and true rapes! *gets closer to Maya*

:

: Mr Gant, you do realize that Maya is a girl, right?

: She is? Damn it.

: What the fuck!? How do I look like a guy!?

: *enters* Join the club! *leaves*

: Wait a moment, Edgey. What about you? *looms over to Edgeworth*

: I... Uh... I'm a girl too!

: Oh really?

: ...

: ...You mean you couldn't tell?

: Damn it!. Fine, you're free to go....

: Oh well...

: Oh yes! I've found a Macaulay Culkin doll! *insert Wizard of Oz theme music*

: That's a pretty odd , don't you-

: *uses magic shield*

: We're in a protective shield! Thanks, Minuki!

: A protective shield, just like a co-

: Stop it, Mr Marshall.

: Gant! Help us!

: Are you kidding? I'm too busy with taking the doll's virginity!

: I have nothing to live for now...

: Why does this happen to meeeeeeeeee?!

: ....

: We're back on Channel 6: Turnabout News!

: Welcome back. Today's top story tonight; Edgeworth is a girl. the local police chief claims to have proof of these claims.

: I feel sorry for Edgeworth... God, I love being a guy!

: This just in: Police Chief Damon Gant says that Phoenix Wright is a liar, and he has conclusive evidence to prove it. Care to fill us in, Gant?

: This is a copy of Phoenix Wright's sex change operation report, where he changed from a girl to a guy. see, it says it right down there. *points*

: Damnit, I thought I've destroyed all of that evidence!

: *enters* Join the club! *leaves*

: ...Okay. And now over to Godot with his Coffee News.

: Darn it, he's not here...

: Are you serious?

: Well, all he left was this odd mug...



: ...That coffee-nut should be put out of his misery.

: I con-

: Don't talk.

: Howdy Folks! And now for Sports Gossip! This time it's about Will Powers. He's just broken the world record for the 100 meters! He was reported as saying:

: ARGH! Get this tiger away from me!

: Regant! Come back!

: Whatever... And now over to Mr Gumshoe with his latest movie reviews...

: Gee! Godot, thanks for the coffee! Wow! Whee! I feel great like sooo great! What kind of stuff is in this!? I've never had coffee like this before! Whoooo! Exhiliarating and geez, what a kick! WOW! I feel-

: He's a bit-

: Spider-Man 3's a Sony whore!

: Uh-

: It also gave me a nocturnal emission!

: Oooooh! Big words!

: Thanks!

: (Idiots...)

To be continued...

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Lol! The people at the channel six forums are so random! Love all of ya'll! Keep up the funnies!

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Thanks.
I'm just posting to say that the font-size is fixed.
So many codes!

Lol! It must look like an encryption when its being typed up!

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Hey, eliasbloodmoon.
That fic sounds awfully familiar...

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Yes. I like that one chapter so much.
By the way, like the new avi. It's shiny.
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, ,and on vacation in Japan.
*Looks in store window* OH! LOOK! I WANT THAT!
Gyakuten Saiban Four, eh. Sorry, but I'm out of money.
Me too.
Ah...But I'm out of money too.
Maybe you should get a temporary job while you're here.
Come on. Since when has a job done anything for anybody cool?
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SOOOOOOUUUUULS! I MUST HAVE SOULS!
Excuse me, but I would like a coke.
SOOOOOOUUUUULS!
COOOOOKE!
SOOOOOUUUUULS!
COOOOOKE!
Coke....
Right. I would like to large and a...
SOOOOUUUUUUULS!
Screw this. I'm going to Burger King.

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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*Continuing on from Franizards Guilty*

...You know, I have a feeling that Mr. Manectric is about to create a series, then give up on it...

Nonsense, Wright. He doesn't even have a possesed smiley to use!

*Cough cough*

*...Both slowly turn around, and see*

...WE're screwed now.

Yep! Phoenix Wright, In Sinnoh, will be brought to you in a moment! But first, a word from our sponser.


*Clears throat* Mr. Manectric has asked me to come out here and tell you that this sponser is funnied by-

Uh, Pearl, swap that around...

Oh, thank you Mystic Maya! This funny is sponsered by Pokemon Diamond and Pearl! Now, our feature presentation!

*Backstage*

Good job out there, Pearls! Just one slip up!

I know! Can I have that cookie now?

...No.




*We see Maya, Phoenix and Edgeworth on a country road, standing around blankly, all now wearing the outfits of Pokemon trainers*

...You look nice with that Hat, Edgeworth!

Shut up, Wright.

*WILD APPEARED!*

Hey, uh, Pal, I kinda got lost on the way to my hotel, can you-

POKEBALL GO!

Wh-*Captured, goes into Pokeball, which then dings silently.*

WRIGHT, YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST STUFFED A DETECTIVE INTO A BALL THE SIZE OF AN ORANGE!

*checks stats* ...And he's only at level 5...

Hey, Gumshoe, where are you? I got directions to the hotel-

POKEBALL GO!

What the he-*Ka-Captured*

Yay! I caught Maggey!

STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU TWO WILL NOT GO AROUND CAPTURING LAW ENFORCEMENT!

Hey, Mr. Wri-

POKBALL GO!

Huh-*Captured*

...

I said the Law enforcement, I never said anything about actors...

You sicken me.

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(what's up with the recent pokemon posts?)
my pokemon hat is so cool
I wish I had a hat
---later---
s---! look what i accidentally caught!!(:hotti:) that's the suckiest pokemon ever!
:edgey: well look! I caught two extra rares!(:shoe:)(:missle:)
they actually look like pokemon, man this sucks, maybe i need better pokeballs
sweet! i have the first two complete sets of killin' pokemon, ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )--( )( ) ( )( )
they don't seem very happy...
( this was a bad post, but what they hay....)

Yes and it will only get worse!

Actually, I have a new joke/idea but I'm not sure what medium I should put it as.

Decline of video games
nice

sorry posted twice

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: It's now time for a very, very serious documentary show...

: I've been assigned to know more about Damon Gant's new organization, F.U.C.K. Just don't call it a cult!

: They have fought many battles to keep their secrets off the meda, now they are using it to attack Channel Six: Turnabout News into them. However, my investigation has been criticised by the same news station. Here's a quote from one of its members:

: If you are interested in becoming a TV journalist, Beef Wellington is a fine example of how not to do it. He freaking looks like Prince Rogers Nelson... It makes me cringe.

: Says the guy who married an 8-year old.

: Shut the fuck up!

: F.U.C.K. has two faces - nice and smiley, and sinisterly rape-ish. To prove my point, Damon Gant has showed me his albums containing hideous images of people getting raped. Ironically or not, it was in the "Kiddy-Fiddling" section of the albums that I lost it.

: This is the moment of when the argument took off:

: Don't ever say F.U.C.K. is a cult! It's just a party!

: You sick mother-fucking piece of shit!

: Kiddy-fiddling was benifit to mankind in the 40's!

: How can you tell!? You were not there!

: But-

: You were not there!...

: Are you listening to me?

: But-

: Yoooou weeeeere noooooot theeeeeeere!...

: After that, F.U.C.K. has prepared an attack video, and they have shown the F.U.C.K vs the Beef Wellington shouting match to anyone who would watch it. There is talk of 100,000 copies being released with bonus Michal Jackson Kiddie-Fiddling extras.

: And that's not all. Strangers have now called on my neighbours, my mother's house and someone spied on my brother's wedding and fled the moment he was challenged. And the worst part is that Damon Gant is always next to me when I take a dump....

: Oh... That one's a big chocolate banana...

: Back to you, Ms Skye!

(Authors note: Not really funny but I was so tempted to do this.)

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Earth... quake? *whimpers in corner*
Edgey-poo, I'll save you!
*sniffle, sniffle* O SHT
MILES EDGEWORTH! I HATE YOU!
Aha! Aha! Aha! I don't know what's going on! Aha! Aha! Aha!
BUY MY STUFF!

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Mr. Nick, how do you get your hair so spikey?
I put gel in it and then I stick my head in a wind tunnel so it gets blown back
I wanna try that
<Insert funny pic of pearl being blown away with bad hairdo>

oops, I double posted that one. hmm you cant delete posts only edit them.

(nine years old) No, my father is dead!
And your mother is non-existant, so I'll be taking you in and forcing you to become a prosecutor!
WHAT!
And I like to tazer imperfection, and since you aren't directly of my bloodline, you're imperfect!
OW!
Now, to meet your new sister! She likes to whip people!
Hello, older brother.
OW! I hate my life! *runs into the bathroom and starts cutting himself*
----present day----
And that's how I became an emo!
Riiiiiiiight....

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Cookie and an internet if you can tell what I'm spoofing.

: Oh now, Godot, what the hell, have you just been sitting on your pruney keister all day, reading the paper?

: Heavens, no! I also went downstairs to get a cup of coffee.

: (Sits Down) Well, it must be nice not having everyone want a piece of you. If one more person interrupts my me-time, I'm gonna go ahead and get a tattoo of my hand giving the middle finger on the back of my head.

: Well, why not? It's not as though it could make you look any more like a psychopath.

: Well, whatever it takes for them to leave me alone.

: (Drinks his coffee) ... You love it.

: (Confused) How's that?

: Being everybody's go-to guy. Edgeworth, people do not do things over and over unless they get some kind of joy out of it. I've been watching you for twenty years, champ. Your joy comes from being needed. That's who you are.

: (Stunned)...

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: Maybe being deaf was the biggest connection he and his son had. You know, when I was a kid, I made my dad teach me sign language so that I could communicate with my deaf sister. I ended up closer to her than with anyone. Maybe he is afraid of losing that.

: Is any of that true?

: Mostly. My dad died before I was born.

: Wait a minute! I met your dad!

: You met a man.

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: What's up your kaboodle?

: Kaboodle?

: It's a new word I'm trying out to replace "ass". I have loose morals, and am living a life of sin, so I'm hoping that not being a potty-mouth will get me into heaven.

Orcaizer Al's funnies are epic.
Gant and Karma talking in jail was pure genius.
HIDE YOUR KIDDIES.

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Chinese Infantry presents (in addition to several shameless advertisements):



*Sigh* I'm not going to say anything. Just give the damn location.

*Location: Berry Big Circus*

Hello, kiddies, I'm Ken Dingling, but you know me better as Acro. You also know I have a little brother named Bat, AKA, Sean Dingling. But what you didn't know is I have another brother, who was also an acrobat until he broke his wrist in an alone time accident. His name is Ic, which completes our name: AcroBatIc. His real name is Harry Dingling.

*Insert Canned Laughter here*

Now that I got that random, unfunny joke off my chest, here is the real location.

*Location: Outside Adrian's House*

Finally, back to the helicopter to go to the next...WAITWHERETHEFUCKISTHEHELICOPTER?

Well, at least you know where it isn't...

This is all your fault, Beef! You told me to park in the middle of the road, telling me "Ohh, a helicopter is too big to tow!" and look! IT'S FUCKING TOWED!

Well, you were stupid enough to actually listen to my advice. You were supposed to ignore me and find a better spot!

But you....uggghhh...Now we are stranded. We are stuck here until we can hitch a ride.

I have a better idea *stands in road. Car stops in front of him*

MOVE, ASSHOLE!

Sorry, good sir, but I need to borrow your ride *pulls Sawhit out of car*

*Sigh* the classic GTA style of jacking cars?

You bet!

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT *Insert toupee throw here*

Hey, that wasn't cool *pulls out a glock* SUCK ON MY NINE, BITCH! *Caps Sawhit*

Was that really necesary?

He threw a toupee at me. You would have shot him too, bitch!

WANTED LEVEL: **

WHAT! HOW DID I GET A 2 STAR WANTED LEVEL JUST FROM THAT?

Yeah, when you kill someone, the cops usually want to get you. Now get in the car and lets get out of here!

*Location on the road*

You see! Two seconds on the road, and a cop is already behind us. Just pull over, it isn't worth it.

No way, I'll just enter in a little cheat I learned in order to erase my wanted level...

WANTED LEVEL: ******

Crap, that wasn't it.

Now look what you've done. You've made it even worse.

Well, it's not like a whole platoon of U.S. Army tanks can appear surrounding me in a matter of seconds...

*Insert platoon of tanks rolling in from all directions here*

OK! NOW THIS IS RIDICULOUS! *Stops car* HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR EVEN ONE, LET ALONE A BUNCH OF TANKS KNOW TO FIND A PERSON AT THIS PRECISE LOCATION AND ROLL FROM A MILITARY BASE AT LEAST 50 FREAKING MILES AWAY AND HERE IN AN MATTER OF TWO SECONDS! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, AND...*Insert tank blasts here*



*Location: Outside a hospital*

When you run out of health, you will be transported to the nearest hospital, where your wounds will be treated. Before being discharged, hospital staff will confiscate your weapons and charge...

I DON'T CARE! I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WEAPONS!

What about the glock that started this whole mess...

Ohh yeah...

Well, Mr. Freelance Photojournalist, any more bright ideas?

Yeah, because if you don't, I want to go back to my other show...

I got it! I just figured out the most genius way to now only get all the scoops we need, but find Phoenix and Maya as well.

Well, it can't be any worse than your other ideas...

We go to a filming of the show and then interview the cast after. They were all at the wedding, they'll surely have some juicy info. Sometimes, I think I'm a genius...

(Which is why you got my helicopter towed, hijacked a car, shot the owner and got the U.S. Military to blast us with tank shells)

I HEARD THAT! JACKASS!

But it was...

No no no, thought text is cyan, not green.

Dammit!

Can you whisk us to the show?

I guess. But first, the commercial.

*Lights dim*

Coming this fall...

Court is now in session for the trial of Harry Dingling.

The prosecution is ready your honor.

The defense is also...ready your honor.

A defense attorney and a prosecutor are rivals in court.

So...I won the case. No hard feelings, I guess.

Yeah. Say, want to go out for a coffee.

Sure, why not.

But over time, even bitter rivals can learn to love each other.

And in Yaoi, it always happens, because we all know the more two males hate each other, the more they are in love...

CI! GET OUT OF THIS PREVIEW! Ahem, where was I. Ohh yes, they learn the love each other.

*The two are in bed with each other*

I love you Miles.

Ssshhh, don't speak those words, what if they find out?

No one will ever have to know.

*Scene cut*

Nick? You've been acting strange around that prosecutor lately. Is everything ok?

Yeah, yeah, everything is fine.

Because love is a force of nature.

And a force of a fangirl's whims.

Seriously, if you don't shut up...

You can't stop me! I'm the author!

Well, can you at least let me finish?

...Whatever...

Now let's see. Their love will meet many obstacles.

This case is impossible. I guess a guilty verdict for me is inevitable.

Grr...I WISH I KNEW HOW TO ACQUIT YOU!

But come to an untimely end.

Where is the defendant?

There was a note in his cell. He had hung himself and left the note: "Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death."

Nooo....

Phoenix and Miles Vanderworth star in...

Brokeback Turnabout
A touching tale of love (plus you will be labeled a homophobe if you do not see it)

Rated PG-13!

*End commercial*

And now, our feature presentation!

Chinese Infantry presents (in addition to previously said advertisements and the show above):



Group members tonight are:
( ) Beef Wellington, a newcomer to the group.

( ) Damon Gant, that fucking child molester.

( ) Godot, still a pimp.

( ) Dick Gumshoe, if only he had a brain...

and in Phoenix's abscene, tonight's acting group moderator:

( ) MILES EDGEWORTH!

Good evening. Because Phoenix and Maya Wright are both on their honeymoon, I will be filling in, because others of us are either fucked up...

I LIKE TOUCHING CHILDRENS!

Extreme smartasses...

Who you callin' a smartass, bitch?

Or just plain stupid...

Huh?

Whatever, let's just get this over with. Issue number 1: The Phoenix/Godot pairing. Though slightly better since it doesn't involve me, I think it is even more unlikely than Me/Wright, on account that the two hate each other. The question tonight: does this pairing make any sense, or is it just another goddamn rival Yaoi pairing. I will start off with our newcomer: Beef Wellington.

First of all, it's Richard Wellington, Freelance Photojournalist...

Yeah, well, I'm hungry, so I'm calling you beef.

Secondly, when I agreed to go to an airing of this show, I did not think I was actually going to be on the show.

Yeah, well someone had to fill in for me, so you were perfect. Now answer the question before I have Gant touch you.

Ok ok. From your description, the pairing is illogical.

Ok, Mr. Spock, thank you. Gant, give us your opinion.

...ALL YAOI PAIRINGS ARE GOOD. ANYONE WHO HATES THIS PAIRING IS A GRADE-A HOMOPHOBE!

Or, they have more common sense than to pair enemies. Now let's go to Godot, who has been surprisingly quiet.

Ohh, I was just building up energy for my rant, bitch...

...Great......

...OK, WHO THE FUCK'S IDEA WAS IT TO PAIR ME UP WITH THAT EDGEWORTHFUCKER MARUHODOU, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HE DID TO MIA! I'M PROBABLY THE STRAIGHTEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES, I DON'T HAVE ANY EFFEMINATE/FLAMBOUYANT TRAITS AND YET, I STILL END UP IN A YAOI PAIRING. I SWEAR, I'M FUCKING GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH! FUCKING FUCKED-UP FUCKERS FUCKING FUCKED FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK!!!!*Visor explodes*

...and let this be a lesson to you kiddies. Don't swear too much or bad things happen. Gumshoe?

...is there a movie involved?

Uhh...no?

Then I've got nothin'...

Like usual. Ok, Issue number 2: the release of TAT in the states. Not to almost be confused with the fake Russian lesbian duet...

WHAT? TATU WAS FAKE? GODDAMMIT, I'M OUT OF $50 BUCKS, BITCH!

...once the game is released in the states, people will be able to play the game again, but this time in English so they can read it without translation guides or knowing Japanese. Also, CI will be throwing a huge fucking party, which will drain his money because he is also throwing a party celebrating the release of Halo 3. Later on, he also plans to throw a party celebrating the release of Half-Life 2: Episode as well as Team Fortress 2 and Portal, assuming they don't get DELAYED again.

This is another reason to BUY MY STUFF! If I have the money, the parties I throw won't suck. Plus, you'll be invited!

...any ideas, besides bald pitches for money? Beef, you go first.

I say you first rent out a really exclusive hotel. Then you invite thousands of guests, including, but not limited too: Celebrities, Court Records Members, Friends, Family, Heroes from the Elysian Fields, Spartan Soldiers, both kinds of course, Actors, Rap Stars, Croik and the spirit of Biggie Smalls. Then you set up the party in an elaborate fashion, with a giant dance, fountains of punch and at Midnight, wheel out a giant cake...shaped like MILES EDGEWORTH'S CAR.

Not only was that all already done on an episode of South Park, but I do not have that kind of money. In order to make it, not only would everyone have to buy my stuff but I'd have to whore myself out to each and every Court Records member for *does math* $31,225,605.00 a piece.

Say whaaaa?

Actually, it's to $31,225,604.996096799375487900078064, but I rounded up for simplicity. Plus if we get new members in between, I won't have to charge as much...

That's not the point. Wellington, your idea is too expensive, already done, and unrealistic. Gant, please tell me you have a better idea.

I SAY WE GET ALL THE MALE FANS AND HAVE ONE MASSIVE ORGY!

(Silly me, I forgot asking Gant for a good idea is like asking Funk for Phoenix/Maya fanfiction...) Yeah, you do that. Godot, hopefully you aren't a complete dumbass...

Of course I ain't, bitch! First, we get all the female fans and have a wet t-shirt contest between them, which they then proceed to get naked and dance like strippers. Then, in honor of my debut, we shall serve various blends of coffee from all around the world in special mugs for each guest. Then at midnight, we will unveil a life-size statue of Maruhodou and Edgeworth making out!

Godot, please poison your own coffee and kill yourself drinking it. Gumshoe, I'm not going to even bother with you...

But I had a great idea, pal! We could get some of those paper birthday hats, and those blowy thingys that make noise, bake a cake saying "Happy Third Birthday Phoenix Wright!" and blow up a bunch of baloons.

...Because you would only miss the point. (Horribly.) Now, Issue number three: the Rap Music.

*Eye widens*

WHICH GIVES KIDS THE BRAIN DAMAGE!

Shut up!

YOU SEE, WHEN THEY'RE HIPPIN' AND THE HOPPIN...

Shut up!

AND THE BIPPIN' AND THE BOPPIN', SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT...

Shut up, bitch!

JAZZ IS LIKE, JELLO PUDDING. NO! ACTUALLY IT'S MORE LIKE KODAK FILM!

Be quiet, pal!

NO, ACTUALLY JAZZ IS LIKE THE NEW COKE, IT'LL BE AROUND FOREVER, HEH HEH HEH...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

...

Good. Now then, the Rap Music. Some people like it, others despise it. Question is: is it actual music or just some guy talking to a beat. Beefy, you are first.

Call me Beef again, and I'll cap you...

What, so the U.S. Military can blast your ass again...

Whatever. Anyways, I'm too much of a sophisticated Freelancer to even listen to ruffian music such as rap. It's all about the classics with me. That, and listen to the occasionaly Alternative Rock CD or two...

Nnnrrrggghhh...

Good for you, Mr. Stuck Up. Gant, you aren't allowed to go because you wouldn't shut up before.

BUT WHY NOT. CAN'T I SHOW OFF MY HOT EMINEM/DR. DRE/50 CENT THREESOME ART I MADE...

WHAT THE? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE TO SHIP RAPPERS!

Well, actually, I ship Ludacris/Missy Elliot, bitch!

What, just because they did that one song together?

...yeah......

Speaking of you, what are your thoughts on Rap?

It's the playa's cup of coffee, bitch! I'm willing to bet half the people who hate it only do so because they want to jump on the bandwagon, saying "LOL, I HATE RAP! I LISTEN TO GUNS AND ROSES AND LED ZEPPLIN!* MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS BETTER THAN YOURS, BITCH!" well, you know what, LISTEN TO YOUR OWN DAMN MUSIC AND LET ME LISTEN TO MINE, BITCH!

*(Author's note: No offense to anyone who like those bands. I'm not dissing either of them...)

At least I don't feel like killing you as much now.

MMMMMPPPPPGGGGHHHH!

What is it, CI?

Can't take it anymore. My shit's so hot right now and it's about to BUST!

*Insert White Guy rapping here*

...

...

...

...

...What?

Why did everyone suddenly go silent.

WRIGHT! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WITH THIS JOB!

What did I do?

Excuse me, but is your last name Wright?

As a matter of fact it is. Eric Lynn Wright, but you probably know me as Eazy-E!

Wait, didn't you die of AIDS?

Yeah, I did, but a certain white boy thought it would be funny to summon me by saying my name three times in front of a mirror...

Speaking of white boy, did you listen to that crap.

Yeah, and all I can say to you is: Don't quit ya day job.

But I don't have a day job.

Then get one, because you sure as hell ain't goin' to make any money wit' that wack-ass shit!

Which sums up my opinions about that as well. Gumshoe, your thoughts on rap.

8 Mile GAVE ME A RAGING ERECTION! ALSO, WHEN I HEARD AKON'S NEW SINGLE, I BLEW MY LOAD!

That's lovely. Now we are both out of time and I am out of sanity...

Waaaaait! At least tell me where Phoenix and Maya went on their honeymoon.

I dunno, somewhere in Japan. I don't know where though....

That's all I needed to know...

Coming up next episode, assuming Phoenix Wright returns, we will venture into even more fascinating topics that will possibly scar you for life, kind of like Gant's suggestion for celebrating the release of Trials and Tribulations. MEETING FUCKING ADJOURNED!

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Genius CI!!! I just love reading each new funny you put up and it cracks me up every single time!!!! Very very well done!!! Your Gant, as creepy as he is, always cracks me up!!! Looking forward to seeing the rest of this!!!

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LOL!!! CL!!! Awesome like always. You've just sparked my Phoenix/Godot obsession! *goes to doodle yaoi*

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Heh people didn't seem to know what I was parodying I guess. Well here's another one. I'm still waiting for people to guess it.

Thing is I don't really need a buddy... What I need is a father

Well you definately need something. Um... Maybe a backbone, or perhaps some testicals. At the very least a pillow you could carry around the courthouse and just cry your sad eyes out.

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD

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