It took Phoenix 7 years just to get a jurist system, after all.

1. Steel Hair. Useful for cutting open random objects and fences. Can also be used as a knife for attacking people you don't like.
2. Super-Computer HMD. Hack into my stuff just by looking at it!
3. Wig-Deflection Ray. You know you need this.
4. Fake Attorney's Badge. Good for sneaking into court, making a fool of yourself, and getting a poor sap convicted of murder. (You didn't actually think Apollo was competent enough to pass the bar, did you?)
5. Blood Vision Sunglasses. When you put them on, you can see what's wrong with stuff! :D (credit to ironlunch for thinking these up. Check out his Gordon Truth fic from where these came!)
6. Magic Red Vest. As long as you wear it, you are invisible to all visor-wearing coffee drinkers. (NOTE: They must drink coffie AND wear a visor. If they only do one, it won't work)
7. Portable Transmutation Circle. Do you have evidence that incriminates your client? Not anymore!
8. "Charging My Lasers" Button. Allows you to charge ur laserz. (It comes out the hole in the HMD ) This introduces a new speech bubble... "Shoop da whoop!"
9. Hunger Checker. Let's you see how hungry people are. If someone is too hungry, they will lie to you about stuff and not cooperate!
10. Magic Panties (underneath, duh). No evidence? No problem!
11. Black suitcase. Use it to hold all of your files that keep track of who you are blackmailing and with what. (Get the symbolism?)
12. Bird Repellant. Just as useful as that Wig Deflection Ray.
13. Panty Detector. Never live through 4-2 again.
14. Anti-von Karma Kit. Contains rubber gloves and a pair of scissors. (Strangle Franziska (leaving no fingerprints) and give Manfred a bad haircut! What else did you think you'd do with that stuff to them?)
15. Bling-Bling Ring. Whenever a mafia boss or something calls his/her "boys" on you, hold this up, create a giant flash of light, and run away like the coward you are.
16. Money Making Machine (MMM). Useful for bribing cops and detectives to do... well, do anything! (Let you into a crime scene, forge some evidence, sabotage the prosecution....)
17. Spring Shoes. For jumping over those high walls that never got in the way anyway.

That was just a joke, since it was obvious that each item was made for the other one... Rubber Gloves to stop the taser, and scissors to cut the whip!!