FIXED!

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No, not fixed. You broke it. =/

Anyway, Yes Krissi plushie for me too!

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Kristoph plush!
http://yesi-chan.deviantart.com/art/GS4 ... e-56987843

I also found this when I searched for the plush pic:
http://Piepschur.deviantart.com/art/The ... l-91833346

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Aww~

Krissi looks good in that dress. XD

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Ohnoes, we need more thread.

Since Kristoph can play the violin, and Klavier plays guitar...I could totally see them both doing a duet on Emerald Sword

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Lack of thread means people have gotten bored with this fandom.

GS5 needs to have info leaked soon, so we can all get new things to talk about.

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Krissi playing any duet with Klavi would be awesome.

Especially if Krissi had electric violin.

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Does "Electric Violin" even exist?

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Ever check wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_violin

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I wonder if Kristoph really does play the violin..
That violin on the shelf could just be for show..then again the violin/fiddle really adds to the whole "devil" image.

Ah, haven't used this in awhile.

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Wait..... a violin can be seen in-game? :/

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcard

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Oh my God.....

So it does exist........

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In the cabinet

Also: LOL yellowcard..*nostalgia.*

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that reminds me of "The Devil Went to Georgia"

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...YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.

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Ahh, Yellowcard references. Makes Trite smile.

Anyway, I think it'd fit perfectly if Kristoph played the violin. It really does add to his classy, gentlemen image, along with hiding but also adding to the whole 'devil' thing, as well.

Plus, I bet it gets mighty lonely in that cell... Violin= The gentleman's version of the harmonica?

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That gave me a hilarious mental image. A scruffy, homeless Kristoph sitting on the streets playing his violin..

@Yami: Ahh..I love that song. And it does fit quite well. Apollo(Johnny) getting challenged to a duel by Kristoph

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*Cough*
If this thread doesn't get any faster, I'm going to have to start posting my various Kristoph-related works.

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Do tell, Doccywoccy.

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My fics...my sigs....

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If it'll make this topic more active, then I go ahead, boyo.

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OkeyDokey!
Number first: My favorite sig I've ever made...yet I've never used it...


((Go2graphics thread preez. I'll read Where's My Cow preez)

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*Cracks knuckles*

Long ago in an age of ages, trouble came brewing.

The winds died down.

The seas raged.

Clouds constantly brought crashing thunder and lightning.

Also, the earth began to rot...

But everyone believed that four youths, the Light Warriors, would come bearing powerful crystals and save the world. This is.....

Final Fantasy Number 642
Also known as "Final Fantasy: It won't ever be final though, but I like that name anyway.
Also known as "Final Fantasy: A Kristoph and Klavier skit, otherwise I wouldn't be posting this here.

March everyone! To the great kingdom that is Corneria!

Why should we listen to you?

Because I'M the the one first listed in the party, therefore I get to boss everyone around! :D

I don't mind being bossed around by Herr Forehead. What I do mind is being the Black Mage. My face is darkened by the cloak of a shadow, no one can see my pretty face! D:

And my class is Thief, why?

Also, the Monk class is TOTALLY not me.

Quit your whining fools, we're almost there.

Says you.

...

???: RAWR!

What the hell was that?

OH SHIT! WE ENCOUNTERED MONSTERS!!

Well, damn.

ME SMASH PARTY.

What are we going to do now?!

I thought you would know how. You're the leader, dumbass.

Wait, I have the book of references. This thing will tell us more about our enemy!

Hurry up Kristoph, it's about to smack down upon us with its giant club!

I've got it! It says, "It will try to kill you. And you would die, because it killed you."

Don't we have weapons of mass destruction or something?

.....I knew we should have stopped by that store.....

You idiot! We're all gonna die!

Klavier, use your powers!

Of course! Music always calms the savage beast!

........

Not like that. I meant use your Black Magic powers.

Oh right.

BLIZZARD!

OW!!

It's not working.

You didn't see the numbers float off of him? He's obviously being weakened.

So Klavier can use his super awesome Black Magic powers, while we cannot do anything because we have no weapons.

Can't you do anything else besides rely on weapons? I mean, you're a Monk - you have brute strength.

Yeah, if I had an ax or a club.

Guys, I'm getting tired. My Magic Points are running low and he ain't dead yet.

Wait, what's that over there? A chest!

Maybe that will help us!

It'll probably just contain Gil, the currency of this world. How is money going to defeat this creep?

Actually, it contains a Broad Sword, a Club, a Staff and a Dagger.

Do-doo-doooooo!

Hah, I was right and you were wrong.

......Whatever, let's equip before we get our asses kicked!

Oh yeah! A sword, now I can save everyone and prove my worth!

*Kills Marvin Orge with one hit*

.........There goes my hopes and dreams...

Well done everyone, we all survived!

I'm still tired...

Corneria is just around the corner.

Perfect! Let's go!

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It's just as I imagined it! A weapon shop, item shop, a place where we can buy more spells, and an inn where we rest up to recover our wounds and instantly become healthy again!

Apollo, all kingdoms and towns have that.

...Oh...

Help, help! My daughter's been kidnapped by the evil knight, Godorland!

Who the hell are you?

I'm King Larry. My daughter, the Princess, has been kidnapped and taken hostage ar the Temple of Fiends!

Relax King Loser Larry, we'll get her back.

Thank you! I will reward you by finishing the bridge that I half assed, because my daughter had to be kidnapped and waited for you guys to come!

What?

Oh... nothing. Nothing at all.

JUST RESCUE HER ALREADY!!

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Well here we are, the Temple of Fiends.

My god, look at the number of living skeletons and zombies here. I'm wouldn't be surprised if Redeads lived here too...

Wrong game...

I know.

Shhhhh, I think I see them!

Mawhahahaha! I, Godorland, am all powerful!

Like, can someone save me now.... please?

Unhand her, you vermin!

Vermin? You're the vermin, Bunny Ears.

HEY! I take great pride in my antenna hair!

Yeah whatever. Could you just hand her over now? We're quite busy.

NEVER! Unless... you kill me in a boss battle!

Fine by me.

Sure....

Sounds fine.

I don't mind.

Excellent. Let's bring it on, bitches!

BOSS BATTLE TIEM!

I have spells, you are about to meet your match!

I have muscular arms!

I have a sword!

........ I have a tiny dagger........

And I am wearing black knight armor and wielding a giant sword! HAHAHHA!

Brave men! When I lunge forward and scream, we all attack at once! Got it?

Yeah.

My turn! *Swoop*

Ow ow ow ow! Why must Mages have such lousy defenses? D:

I thought they had bad attack....

Now it is our turn!

*Lunges* YAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Hands glow, about to send forth a fireball* YAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

YAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Sips smoothie*

Um..... yaahhhh?

Oh, was that my cue? *Looks at dagger and sighs* Why must my weapon be small? Oh well. YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

....Oh shit....

BAM BAM BOOOM BAM

*Shouts in agony* You damn bastards, Imma gonna kill you for that!

*Swoop* *Swoop* *Swoop*

EEEKKK!!

AHHHHH!!

DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!

Herr Forehead, why the fuck did that hurt so much? It wasn't a critical hit...

.....We forgot to buy armor...

You're not an idiot, YOU'RE A DUMB IDIOT!

I can't feel my arms or legs...

Us too....

Kristoph, you're the only one he didn't hit! You must do the rest until we recover here!

*Looks at dagger* But I'm just a Thief class, I'm small.

Believe in yourself Kristoph, you can do wonders if you believe hard enough!

Why does all of this sound wrong?

My jerks friends are in danger..... I need to do something...

Too late! *Swoop*

GAAAAACCCKKKK!!!! *Dies*

Kristoph! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh great, we're all going to die now because we have extremely limited movement!

This is the end of us...

*Sniff* *Sniff* Y'know guys, I really did enjoy our adventures together.

Really?

Heck no, I was joking. I hate all you guys.

Time for the ultimate death, for you!

Brace yourselves!

Wait! What's happening to Kristoph?

*Body glows wildly*

What the hell is going on?!

*Wakes up* I'M ALIVE, SOMEHOW!

What is all of this? And your hair is sticking up...

Super Saiyan, much?

Maybe because he has Dragonballs?

WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!

To save my friends, I have somehow transformed into this super form of me. I can use my most powerful attack to destroy you in a single hit, which will kill me (fo' real) too in the process, but I'm only doing this because it makes me look cool.

So that explains why so many stereotypical people in other series do just that...

Wait, I don't want to die!

No one does. Now....



*Fires beam of destruction*

NO! I'm.... I'm... craaaacking.... craaaacking..... Noooooooo! *Boom*

*Boom*

....

.....

......

...............................Wow....

I think I can move again...

....My Kristoph is dead... (Fo' real)

Pssssshaw... I brought a Phoenix Down.

...... Phoenix Down?

Shut up, this thing revives dead party members.

Use it! Use it now!!

*Revived* Uwha? What happened, I thought I was dead?

I revived you.

Waahhhhh, Kristoph I missed you so much for these 25 seconds! *Hugs*

Thanks for saving us, Kristoph.

Anytime. Can we purchase a bigger dagger later?

Of course.

Um... excuuuuse me? Can someone untie me now?!

Oops...

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My DARling daughter, are you okay?!

Yes. These brave heroes have saved me and killed Godorland!

(They? I killed him......)

Thank you so much! How can I ever repay all of you?

*Ahem* .....The bridge?

Oh... yeah...

Hold it. What's are those crystals you hold? Are you the four Light Warriors?!

According to the game....... yes.

Then you are the saviors of the lands! Hurry now! The earth still rots, the seas still rage, the sky stills thunders, the-

ALRIGHT already, we get the point. Now fix that bridge!

Y-y-yes....

And so, our brave heroes cross the bridge to new yet unknown lands and...... Aww screw this.

Maybe we'll run into New Pork City.

.....York.

No, Pork.

You're thinking of Mother 2, this is Final Fantasy!

Yeaahhhh.... as if it'll ever be the final fantasy...

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Maybe because he has Dragonballs?



Oh SJB..your skits make me laugh..


And very nice graphics, Doccywoccy, even though there is a lot of KrissiViola

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WHAT THE FUCK?!? CAPTAIN JACK IS DEAD??!?

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Thank you.

The Gavin threads really are slowing down...... eh, I tried.

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I kinda want to have a scenario-off with you to get them moving..but I'm afraid I'll fail..uhhmm..here goes nothing.

in..

Final Gyakuten X-2

Why is my outfit so skimpy?

Just look at mine! You can pretty much see my ass.

I'm cold

It's for the fanservice, and all the yaoi fangirls out there.

Do tell.

While our last game was quite epic, the creators wanted more attention. Therefore, stripping us and creating an extremely pointless plot later involving you putting on a concert

Sweet, go on.

....more people, mainly girls, will play our game. We have these things called dresspheres that can change our outfits according to class and whatnot. Each of us will have a special unique sphere only we can use as well. We'll have to find them during the game. Also, Apollo has become a comic relief character. His role has no significance to the plot whatsoever.

...Wow, my hair is really pointy today.

Thanks for the info, but it looks like we've encountered an enemy.

FWOOOOOOOSH

A wild appeared

What the? What is with this cheesy music?

What the hell? I don't want to be a mage again!

Did you not hear what I said earlier? Use a goddamn dressphere

*turns into songstress Klavier* What will this do? My moves? All I can do is dance which will somehow cause the enemy to be affected with ailments?

You can sing too..

"OH A THOUSAND WORDS.....FOOOOREEEEEEEEVERRRRR" *shot* Can I use my guitar? *hits *

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! 200

That barely did anything. Gavin, why don't you stop acting like an enclosed instruction book and attack or something.

Gladly. *uses murder sphere* *whacks with bottle*

HUUUUUUUUUURGH! 400 *charges for special attack*

Great! Almost done! Forehead! Finish him off before he uses his attack!

Like, totally! *dances like an idiot and misses*

.....

.....Oh, I didn't even attack yet either. That makes absolutely no sense

.......

Whoopsie ^_^

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!

Oh 9999

god 9999

dammit 9999

EEEBJAAKSHEEENN! 9999

*Phoenix from Final Fantasy 8 is randomly summoned, and everyone is revived*

Well if that wasn't an unexpected logic error, I don't know what is

For a tutorial enemy battle, this sure is ridiculously tough.

is defeated.

*pokes with stick*

The hell?

Party gains 500 EXP!
Level up!
Obtained Tigre's fury! (Weapon for )

Why'd you get the weapon? My dance moves were pretty fucking amazing, I'll have you know. And all the girls at home playing this are probably going to have sexual dreams about me tonight too..

*casts silence on *

Haha. Now I can't cast magic, it doesn't actually shut me u- *brained with bottle*


...Sorry everyone.

Alsoooo..have this.


In stores: never.

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I'm laughing my ass off at the image.

That was pretty good. I may do another one tomorrow or so, I'm dreadfully tired right now.

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Thanks :3
Baww..D: that's no fun. Well, goodnight if you are going to bed.

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Actually I'm acting a bit fearful of the night, I don't want to go to bed. D: I'm just too tired to think up anything...

Here we are, in lush fields and rolling hills!

Here we are with sore feet.....

Oh c'mon, it only took us a few in-real-life minutes to reach the city with the pirates, this is nothing.

Klavier is right though...... wait, that's that?

Chobooorooo.

It's a Pollybo! A cross between an ostrich and a parrot. People sometimes ride them to aide them in battles or to simply cross long distances.

Perfect! We can catch one and ride it to our next destination!

I wouldn't mind walking, but this'll do too.

Let's all ride the Parrybo!

Sure! *Gets on top of Apollo*

WTF ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF!!

Uhh.... my bad... (Damn, next time...)

*Sigh* I hate name puns...

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I find this both amusing and on-topic

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Hah. That's great.

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Final Fantasy X-2 in my lawyer games? Wooow.

I thought I've seen it all.

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That FFX-2 pic nearly made me faint of blood loss and laughter.

Anyway...

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Oh so funny and oh so true.

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I want to draw this now.

And I'm going to echo and say the FFX-2 image is epic <3

And DXK's milk fact.

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I was thinking of SJB earlier so I made this.

It looks like a shitty piece of ass but I tried.

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Ha ha! That looks pretty good actually.

I've never been good at scratch sprites (unless they were teeny tiny), so yeah. Hmm... this gives me an idea.

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Oh my god. You weegee'd yourself.

Epic win.

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Heh. I'm not that much of an epic winner.

I planned to edit some Mario sprites and turn them into the Gavins. I guess I'm just too tired and / or lazy to do that yet.

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