XD That's messed up, ILSM!

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That wouldn't work because Von Karma already tazered the stairs out of existence.

...yes, that's right, he thinks THAT far ahead. He also summoned the earthquake too.

It makes sense, doesn't it?

XD DUDE! Theat's even more jacked up!

---

XD You're right, it does.

---

*bleeding* Ow....

What the hell happened to you, Butz?

Do all great artists have to suffer for their art?

Let me guess, you're still looking for a model?

All I did was ask Franziska to pose for a drawing. Is that so wrong?

You asked her to pose nude, Butz. *glare*

Heh heh...what's that look about, Edgey? We're buddies, right?

Butz, I'm going to make one thing clear right now: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!

You're not gonna hurt me, are you? I think Franny took care of that already...

Oh, no. You deserve a far worse punishment than that...oh, Oldbag...!

Yes, Edgey-poo?

Get him!

Grrr....*RAT-A-TAT-TAT*

HEEEELLLP! *runs with Oldbag after him*

Maybe I shouldn't let him know about those photos I took last weekend...

XDD ^

these are all so funny
i wish i was funny!

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Um...
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
No, Luke. I AM your father.
... ... ...Well, this is awkward, then.

Well, at least I don't curl up into a little ball every time there's an earthquake.
What did you just say?!
Oh, sorry. Did I strike a nerve? Why don't you go crying to daddy? Oh, that's right. I killed him.

---

*Phoenix and Maya go to the their usual burger joint called: "Usual Burger Joint", and find Ini Miney there.*

What!? Miss Ini...I mean, M...

Oh! Like, you that guy, who, like, was in the trial or something. Hi!

Forget it! How come you're...

Eh? Oh, right, you, like, remember that I had nothing to do with the case, right?

Nothing!? But, you...

Err, you may watch out what you, like, say...or I may tell your girlfriend what you and Miss von k...

OK, OK, I REMEMBERED NOW, YOU WERE INNOCENT, YEAH!

Err, Nick, what does she mean?

N-Nothing, Maya, nothing at all!

(Damn it, if the fact that von karma did more to me than just whipping spreads out, Edgy's going to knock me over to hell first thing in the morning! Damn you, Ini Miney! But I have to play her game for a while...)

And, like, you own me some burgers, for accusing me without cause...

(...I'll get her good for this when I become hobo...)

I don't get it that well, but...WOOHOO, BURGERS!

Did anybody asked for these FABULOUS burgers!? Oh, my dearie! I have all sorts of flavours for those!

Really? So, like, mind to make me a, like, strawberry hamburger?

Where the heck did that came fr...

Oh, those are for me too! I'll have 3!

Fabulous! I'll make them right away. Who's paying?

*Everybody points to Phoenix*

(Note to self: bring "The Thinker" for threatening purposes when coming to the burger joint from now on)



Damn, I'm bad at this.

---

Here's a new version of one i did before, using some animated sprites:

(run this in another window and see how well Redd and April match up to this song:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_vJRatx-A

and singing "My Humps" (only did part of it):

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.


Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,

My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me


What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.

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Last edited by Johnny Rotan on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Good morning, children. I trust you all did your homework last night?
Wait, why is she our teacher?
You would prefer Gant?
Point taken.
We need a smiley with my red hat.
Ok class, today we're going to talk about what your parents do for a living. Pearl, you're first. What does your mother do all day?
She's a spirit medium.
Um... alright. How about you, Cody?
My dad is a computer programmer.
Very good. And what does your father do, Trucy?
My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.
...
Let's do some geography.

---

I demand an explanation this instant, Mr Wright!
Oh, I'm actually an attorney. But how am I supposed to explain a thing like that to an eight year old?

---

I apologise to those I may/may not have offended. I will not reimburse you.

---

Have some More! This is my favorite.

: {singing} I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.

ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Edgewo15456`-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—" then stops}

: What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Edgewo" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

{ types "deleted!", but the screen flashes:}

NICE TRY!

{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}

: What?! I said deleted!!

{ types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}

NOTTA
CHANCE!!

{A red line of text appears, reading "That neither."}

: Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Payne!

{ types in Payneware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen, along with a quick tune.}

Payne the Virus
Hunter

programmed entirely
in mom's basement
by Payne c1982

{ hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}

Virus Protection
version .0001

Last scan was NEVER ago.

scanning...

: All right, Payne, now drop a train on 'em...

{The following text now appears on the screen:}

Scan Complete!

423,827
Viruses Found!

A New Record!!

: {alarmed} Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a big number!!! What'm I gonna do?!

{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup beep:}

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.

: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!

{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}

: Oooh!

{ jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}

: And the Compy... just peed my carpet.

{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it. The No Loafing sign becomes the following pseudo-HTML code and falls off the wall.}

<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>

{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer desk. walks in, but his head is floating a foot to the left of where it should be and has been replaced by his emoticons from 's Lament.}

: {sounding annoyed} Edgeworth, what is going on?

: WAH! I dunno! You forgot to wear your neck?

: Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?

{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}

: No more irresponsibly than usual.

: {His lower body starts walking away in place.} Did you get a virus?

: {with guilt} Uhhh, noo...

: Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

: {submissive} Yes... very yes!

: Well, hurry up and do something about it before it gets worse!

{ turns into the character card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}

: {terrified} Gumshoooooe!

{ runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk and then stops.}

: What the...? Whoa! {shivers} It's cold out here.

{ tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}

: Hey!

{ walks onscreen. His body is 's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides. He leaves a motion trail behind him, producing several ghost images of himself.}
/ : Never fear, Edgeworth! I know how to fix your computer box. {He turns to the Compy.}

: {stands up} No, no, don't touch that!

/ : Your super box needs words. {His head falls off and onto the ground.} Like these right here! Gotta have this one {He picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu.} and this one {He picks up "games" from the bottom menu.} and this-a-this-a-this one. {He picks up "characters" from the bottom menu.}

: {simultaneously} No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature who is saying "Making out with is totally awesome!" starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to 's living room. is standing nearby and is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}

: Well, I think it's fantastic, Jake! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever—

{ turns into an ASCII art rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted, making her words unintelligible.}

: I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

: {more unintelligible gibberish}

{ turns into a picture of himself from his Yearbook Character Page, which walks offscreen with 's walking noise. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}

If anyone is truly a big lug, Jake is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Edgeworth asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'

{Cut to 's castle. is standing with his shovel extended and some whatsit on the end of it, as stands nearby.}

: A little to the left. { extends the shovel toward .} Good, good...

{The scene suddenly changes to a Teen Girl Squad-style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top. is gone.}

: Ooh! Ron?!

{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere with the rhino sound from " 's RhinoFeeder", and her mouth is huge and distorted.}

THE UGLY ONE: I can do it! I can do it nine times!

{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping .}

: Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

{Cut to the Court records website loading screen, which then slowly wipes to a black screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." The navbar disappears. walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered as two overlapping red and blue layers, his midsection is missing, and he's carrying one of 's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on Dancin' . It is a bit larger than it should be.}

: I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

{Cut to The Field, now a cloud scene. The Stick is gone. has one big foot instead of both legs, his hair is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}

: {Using an old version of his voice} With Maya's radish, we're gonna win the competition...

{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing and standing by The Stick.}

: Hey, he fixed it! That Eldoon is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.

{A salsa rhythm starts up, to which and start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal holding a shotgun.}

: Thanks, Eldoon! How'd you get rid of the vi— {salsa music fades away} wait... why do you have a shotgun? {shaken} What did you do?! Where's my Compy?!?

: It's in a better place, Edgeworth. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.

: {more shaken than ever} YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! {nearly sobbing} I mean, computer!

: Look, Edgeworth, {zoom in on } my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.

: You don't understand! You all understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!

{ runs off screen, very distraught. tells to wait up, and runs after him. hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up.}

: Hey, Eldoon, can I have my leg back now?

{There is a long pause.}

{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}

: {hysterical} Dear Edgeworth, I doh du duoh objectfully yours. {He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.} I...ID DOH DU DUOH OBJECTFULLYFULLY YOURS! I can relate. {He hits his head on the keyboard again.} I can't relate! {He hits his head on the keyboard again.} I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and mix {He hits his head.} it up!

{The Paper comes down.}

: {still very distraught} I don't remember your names, Davey! {he hits his head on the keyboard again} Dear Edgeworth. {voice trailing off} How do you text with boxing gloves on?

Homestarrunner.com, Strong Bad Email, virus... Nice.

---

It's probably been said before but...

Why does no one sleep with Phoenix in court?

Because he has Legal AIDS!

*shot*

---

He remembered the name of his fiancee who committed suicide. That's why he named his parrot "Polly" after her!
I see! I guess that is possible.

Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix." Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancee!? She's only seven years old!!!
Oh come on, there's an actual connection in my claim. Who would randomly jump to a wild conclusion based on one little similarity?
When did you get engaged to Pearly, Nick?
That question was rhetorical, universe.
Wait, does this make Apollo the murderer?
Dammit, I've not even adopted you yet.
Ooh ooh, and my granddaughter likes playing with her dollie. Does that make your psychotic ex-girlfriend her half-sister?
Yeah Nick, no one's going to buy that your ex-girlfriend is Pearly's half-sister. Come on...

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XD FabuVinny, that was classic.

---

Thanks. And now that I've reestablished my own abilities at humour, the next logical step is to rip off Little Kuriboh's genius. Yup.

And now for something completely different... court trials.
Winston Payne? How in the heck did you win four verdicts? Did you sleep with the judge or something?
Is it so hard to accept that I actually won some trials for a change?
Get your judge-loving sideburns out of my face!


I still don't know what time it is...
I'll tell you what time it is, you fool. Time for you to say your prayers because I, the evil Dahlia Morgonia Hawthorne, have taken control of the most evil Steve in all of Stevedom. Steve Acro With his help I shall defeat you and then conquer the world. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha hey look a bird. Isn't it just the cutest little guy? I mean NO! In my new world, all birds shall be enslaved! Especially this one. And he shall be named "Mr. Tweetums" for it is very evil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now be gone Mr. Tweetums. I am trying to stalk my nemesis.


Hey, it's Odoroki.
Nyeh?
Odoroki-kun, I'm your biggest fan. Can I have your autograph?
Sorry kid, I think you've got me confused with someone else.
Nope. You're Odoroki-kun. Your best friend is Minuki-chan. I'm an anime fanboy so I don't like to use the English names. Gomenasai!
This kid isn't making any sense. Maybe if I sign his deal, he'll leave me alone. Or at least stop using all those crazy words.
Ta-da! See? I signed it Apollo Justice.
But your name is Odoroki.
No, it's Apollo Justice.
Can I glomp you?
No, that's ok, um, here. I'll let you hold my court record if you promise not to touch me.
Sugoi. Odoroki-kun is kawaii. Arigato.
Yeah, arigato right back at you, pal. Just remember, you treat a court record just like a woman. You stuff it full of evidence and then throw it in another lawyer's face in court. And another thing...
*Running away* Gomenasai, Odoroki-kun...
F***ing fanboys.



Why are we randomly hanging out together?
I thought we were supposed to be friends.
Stay away from my daughter, Larry.
Hey, look, that kid must have stolen Apollo's court record. This looks like a job for ineffectual-minor-character man!
Nice job, Larry. Be careful, he's a fanboy.
Want me to break his neck?
Maybe later.
I'm really sorry, Odoroki. I just got so sick of writing horrible fanfiction so I wanted to find other ways to ruin my favourite series for everybody else. Gomenasai.
He keeps talking in that crazy alien language. Let's break his neck!
I still don't get why you tried to steal my court record.
It wasn't my idea. Somebody else put me up to it. He was short, had blue hair and wore glasses.
Milhouse?
I implicitly believe you, thieving child.


In a dark alleyway...
That was the most foolish description I have ever heard. All you got right was the hair colour!
Well, it was a very good disguise.
What disguise? I was standing up and there wasn't anything covering my perfect face.
Perfect, sure...
Pray that your next sentence is telling me the plan worked.
Yeah, I put the card in Odoroki's court record just like you told me too.
Cool. Now I can do something. Or something.
What about the rare video you promised me?
Oh of course, here you go.
It is alright for me to watch this right?
Oh sure, it's perfectly safe.
Awesome. I'm going home to watch it right now!
Oh and one more thing...
Argh!
Enjoy my present, fool.


*Dr. Stiles, please report to the infirmary*
What? I wasn't booked for any funnies today.
Hey there, Nurse Cameltoe. Is there a problem?
Sorry to bother you Diego but if you happen to see a little boy, please let us know.
I'm recovering from an operation designed to cure my blindness here. How exactly am I supposed to see him?
Uh, well I'm sure you'll hear him. He was brought in after having a seizure from watching an episode of Pokémon and now he's convinced he's Ash Ketchum. He keeps calling me Nurse Joy. It's quite annoying.
Didn't we already make a gazillion Pokémon references in this thread?
Yes, but this one is actually relevant. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go practice being unsympathetic towards sick people. Hurry up and get better.
Hmm, I wonder if my blindness will give me superpowers and an inexplicable attraction to Jennifer Garner. Hey, what's that noise?
Hey there, I'm Ash Ketchum, Pokémon trainer!
Oh, for the love of...
I'm going to be the best Pokémon master the world has ever seen.
I don't care.
Are you Brock?
No. I'm not Brock.
C'mon Pikachu, we've gotta beat Team Rocket!
Ok, where the hell is the panic button?


Franziska von Karma! So it was you who tricked that kid into stealing my court record for no apparent reason. Now I'm going to use my chords of the steel variety.
Foolish fool. Now revenge will be mine.
What are you talking about? Phoenix was the one who beat you in the first series. What's your beef with lovable Apollo Justice?
Um, I'm not sure. I don't think we've even met before. But I apparently hate your guts. Now let's get this trial started.
Anime Milhouse is a jerk.
Oh for... I look nothing like Milhouse, you fools!
Right. Now I'm going to present my rarest evidence. A signed confession!
A signed confession? That's one of the most powerful pieces of evidence that can be used in this situation.
Oh yeah? Well I present this handwriting test.
A handwriting test? That's one of the most powerful pieces of evidence that can be used in this situation.
Hah! You've fallen into my trap. Now you will be forced to dance uncontrollably to crappy Japanese pop music... for some reason.
I beg to differ. I employ a copyright claim, negating the effects of your internet cliché.
So I used that kid to sneak a parasite card into your court record forcing all your evidence to become insect types. Heh heh heh.
It's like something out of David Cronenberg's remake of The Fly, except it's not happening to Jeff Goldblum so it's less repulsive.
Jeff Goldblum? He's one of the most powerful pieces of evidence that can be used in this situation.
Are we even putting up the illusion of pretending this is a court trial?
That's a point. Franny's done nothing but break rules here. Shouldn't the judge be stepping in right now?
Face it, Apollo. The judge hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars. He'd probably just be laughing at you right now.
Tee hee hee.
Now I present this CCTV footage of the crime scene.
CCTV footage? That's one of the most powerful pieces of evidence that can be used in this-
Shut up!
Well it is.


So, is Trite's team winning or...?
C'mon Brock! We have to get to Viridian City!
I'm not going anywhere. I'm recovering from the operation that I didn't have.
You're funny Brock. Hey, remember the time Misty got freaked out by those bug Pokémon?
No.
She was all like, "Argh, those are bug Pokémon. I do not like them."
Hey, Ash?
Yeah, Brock?
The doctor told me you have cancer.
Oh. Is that some kind of new Pokémon you can catch in the Johto region?
No. It's cancer.
...
...


Ugh, that CCTV footage invalidated all my evidence.
And it turned them into smooze.
No. Not smooze.
Nothing can stop the smooze.
Now I'm going to overturn your entire case with a magical can of bug spray. Seriously, that's how I win this trial. Clearly, this is a victory for the record books.
Let that be a lesson to you, Franny. Minor prosecutors from the first series stand absolutely no chance in my games. I'll prove that even if I have to take you out one at a time because I'm Apollo Justice, attorney at law.
It's whipping time.
Ok Larry, now you can break her neck.
*snap*
Yeah, I can break necks with my mind.

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Admist all of the Pokemon quotes is this My Little Pony one.
Now how did you know it?

---

It may have been from YuGiOh: The Abridged Series, Episode 31.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_The_Movie


Nothing can stop the smooze is one of the songs in it.

---

YOU MISUNDERSTAND!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpLXNdvp0c

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The fact is that's still taken from the MLP movie, which came out LONG before that cartoon!

---

Ok, Johnny, how do you justify knowing about it?

That's what the yahoo search box at the top of my screen is for. I knew it sounded familar but i couldn't remember where.

And the fact someone makes a comment about it in that YuGiOh video (Nice to have Wikpedia to find the evidence also)
and i'm sure the creator of the video knew about where it came from also.
And one thing i didn't know was the comic was based on that video.



Here's something that could be added after that.

OBJECTION! The Smooze can be stopped!
How?
We need the Flutter Ponies!
...... Are you on something?
*SLAP*
OW!
Go find them Gumshoe!
Uh, ok i'm on it.

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Last edited by Johnny Rotan on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:39 am, edited 1 time in total.

Um... okay, I neve claimed it was originally from YGOTAS, just that the creator of that funny just unknowingly copied it.

But yeah, why on earth would it sound familiar, Mr. Rotan?

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Not only was i arround when that movie was all the rage in the 80's, but i stumbled upon a refference of it in a Pokemon video while on my recent hunt for parodies of Pokemon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrZD6lgJgk

(Yes i'm tired of Pika and the gang. the're time was about 5 -10 years ago. Time for them to go )

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...Unknowingly? That's unlikely...

I don't know if anyone has done this yet so...
hey nick are you going out with Maya?
are you going to flirt with her?
maaaaaaaybe...
then yes I am.
*slaps larry* stay the heck away from my sister you womanizer!
what did I do?

Ah, I mean the reference thing, not the whole episode!

---

I don't know if anyone has done this yet so...
*walks in room* hi nick! Larry? what are you doing here
Larry said he wante to talk to me alone
and leave
hey nick are you going out with Maya?
are you going to flirt with her?
maaaaaaaybe...
*slaps larry* mistic Maya will always stay with mr.nick!
WHHHHAAAAAAT??? *calls mia*
*slaps larry* stay the heck away from my sister you womanizer!
what did I do?
you did lots of things you will never understand larry...

Oh, what a day.
Wright! Ich fand einen Kunden für Sie.
W-what?
Seien Sie nicht ein Dummkopf. Er sagte, dass er einen Kunden für Sie fand.
Are you guys speaking...German?
Nick! Anschließen
Damnit! Is this another one of your stupid phases?
Das ist nicht dumm! Seien Sie nicht niedrig!
Great! Last month you guys were walking around in fish suits, or, god help me, eating rat asses!
Sie sind schlecht gelaunt, sind Sie nicht?
Einwand! No, wait, I mean, objec- oh damnit, NO!

tra la la la, ooo! a penny!
hello i am a magic penny, have some freaki'n wishes!
hmmm... ok! i wish for... INFINITY WISHES!
what!? you can't ask for that!
why not? i wished for it!
wha-g! hag-i dose not- hrg! EXPLOSION POWER!
(kapooooooooosh!!!)
hmm. tra la la la
the end!

Story about how Wright became hobo
.godot you win..alright I'll pay for your coffee in cafeteria...
he-he..
here your bill
oh my...
trite..what bill says about the payment level..
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAND
What nine thousand?
heh whatever..you are paying this trite
so..that's my story
omg

One i buried in the movies that need.... thread:

has found out she has the ability to start fires just by thinking about it (Firestarter style)

You tried to frame Mr. Nick .
so, what of it youze brat!?
BURN!
GWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Now take it easy....
You killed Mystic Maya's sister! BURN YOU CREEP!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i'm out of here
You caused Mystic Maya's mom to die!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
While you're at it Pearly can you toast these cheese sandwiches?
Sure Mystic Maya!

Now you DO love Mystic Maya right Mr. Nick?

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Last edited by Johnny Rotan on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Johnny, you should submit that smilie to the "New Smilies" topic... XD

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I'm new to this topic, so please take it easy on me

Phoenix Wright: STRANDED

This is a fabulously pink car that somehow I got and painted pink

Parked in front of a Wal-Mart in downtown the middle of downtown Nevada.

We locked eight very strange Gyakuten Saiban characters in here.

They are:

Dr. Hickfield, twin of Dr. Hotti and equally perverted.

Winston Payne, prosecutor who is missing fans (and hair)

Shoe, a cat.

Mr. Charley, a houseplant from the Wright and Co. Anything Agency that Trucy would scream at me for and missing a smiley.

Trucy Wright, magician extrodinaire and descedant of Magnifi Gramarye

Apollo Justice, young attorney with a passionate heart burning red!

Wesley Stickler, science nerd and panty thief

Plum Kitaki, wife of "Bigwins" Kitaki and killer broom owner


The prize: one million dollars in the trunk that goes to the person remaining in the car last.

Rules are simple, you get out of the car, you lose.

Let's begin with Day 1:

: The defence is ready, your honor

: Polly, we're not in court. We're in a car.

: Mew.

: The prosecution is ready, your honor

: I SAID WE ARE NOT IN COURT! WE ARE IN A CAR! A CAR!!!!

: I say we end this competition quickly. I have studying to do, and when I have the money, I can finally unravel the secrets of those panties!

: You mean these?

: Yes! Please teach me great Trucy!

: Hopefully this would be enough for Wocky's operation, and for a security system to keep out that panty thief!

: (Gulp)

: Hey Trucy-doll, want any part of you examined?

: GET AWAY FROM TRUCY YOU PERVERT! *punches out*

RED ALERT! IS OUT!

Day 5

: Hey baldie!

: What?

: You be getting me a soda!

: But I'll be out if I leave

: Listen, you already won! Now go out there and get me a soda! *Pushes Payne out*

: *Gets taken away by big security guards*

RED ALERT! PAYNE IS OUT!

Day 10

Its time to vote someone out! Let's see the results!

: Better not Trucy, or killer broom lady, oh I know!

: I vote !

: I choose you panty thief!

: , I'm allergic to cats, atchoo!

: The plant of course, whoever would be so stupid to include a plant!

HEY! *bashes Stickler*

: You're lucky Mr. Charley didn't vote for you! He voted for , that cat peed on him without his permission!

: (Plants can vote?)

By majority vote, Shoe is out!

Day 20
Our characters are starved, they don't smell so good (neither is the car) and they are desperate enough to eat the parts of the car.

: Polly, have you ever tasted steering wheel?

: No, but I bet its not as good as side-view mirror

: Luckily I keep some pies in my bag *chomp*

:Think its time for a little old evidence?

: Yup!

: *Takes out Plum's bloomers from her and and throws at Stickler*

: Look Plum! The panty thief!

You no-good #@$%!*&! panty thief, want me to clean that pretty little face of yours!?

: You're mistaken! I'm innocent! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!

*Plum chases Stickler out of the car*

: High five!

Looks like Plum and that "panty-thief" are out! Only Apollo, Trucy and Mr. Charley left! They are hungry, desperate to win and tired.

Day 32

:Trucy?

:What is it Apollo?.....

:There's somthing I wanted to say to you all this time *sob*

: What is it?

: I...

: (Ooh, its like those soap operas when the lead characters confess their love for each other <3)

: ...used Mr. Hat to unplug the toilet!

:

Anyway, the million dollars is in the trunk right?

: Yup...

: And the key is in the ignition right?

: Yeah!

*Both looks at each other*

: I'm thinking Vegas!

: But I'm underage to drive, or even go in a casino :(

: I'm old enough, and they always allow magicians

: Yay!

: (Not to mention that we better give this a re-paint)

* and does dance of joy*

Hey! You can't do that! Security! Apollo and Trucy come back here! Grragh! Better not leave the keys in the next time!

Anyway, join us in the next episode of Stranded!

Credit to the Amanda Show

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Let's bump this up with a short, lame joke!

Nick... you're taking on so many cases these days. I'm worried... do you think you may be unhealthily engrossed with your work?



Your Honor, this evidence clearly shows the contradiction in the witness' testimony!

...

... It doesn't, does it?

NECROMANCY!!!

Flaws of the Jurist System:
: And that is how the crime occurred. The witness clearly had a motive, and all 12 billion pieces of circumstantial evidence point to him. I don't have any decisive evidence, but I've also demonstrated that it was nearly impossible for the defendant to have committed the crime.
: I'm sorry, Mr. Justice. The jury wants more. You're going to need decisive evidence to convict the witness, even with 12 billion pieces of circumstantial evidence.
: WHAT?!
: Hey, it's not my fault the jurists are all Gavinners fangirls, is it?

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Here's my first try. Yeah, it probably sucks:

Yay, Pokemon is on again! GO ash.

Well hello there little boy! What are you watching?

I'm watching Pokemon! It's about this guy Ash Ketchum, and he goes with pikachu and fights all the bad Pokemon, with BAM and WHAM and BOOM!

Would you like to see a picture of MY pokemon little boy?

You have a real Pokemon?!? I gotta take a picture of that!

*Unzips pants*





Dear God!

Now that's what I call suave. Do you by any chance like men as well Gant?

Hmmm, this means I have to bring out the big guns now!

Take a look at this!



Ok, now that makes even me sick.

*ME* *rolls eyes* Okay, why does this topic keep on dying and getting revived. We no longer have the giants like CI and Pudding and all the other people who were on it so long ago! So, I have a plan to end this once and for all.

Were all set back here!

Sweet! Okay then. While I do think the jokes you post are funny, the constant death and revival of this topic is getting annoying. Therefore, I only have one thing to say. PULL THE LEVER!

*Pulls lever. Curtain opens to show...*



You all go insane! HAHAHAHAhAHA!

Yeah, I phail. But I still wanted to make a joke about the constant revival of this topic and use the yellow sign from Call of Cthulhu.

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