A song originally posted on AAO, now moving here.

On the first day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
A pair of Magic Panties.

On the second day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the third day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the fourth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the fifth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the sixth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the seventh day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

"Acro?" Bat opened his brother's door cautiously. "WHAT THE F*** IS WITH ALL THESE BIRDS!?"

On the eighth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Eight Emas a-munching
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the ninth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Nine badgers dancing,
Eight Emas a-munching
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the tenth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Ten lawyers a-objecting,
Nine badgers dancing,
Eight Emas a-munching
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the eleventh day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Eleven pianists playing,
Ten lawyers a-objecting,
Nine badgers dancing,
Eight Emas a-munching
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties.

On the twelfth day of X-Y,
my female assistant sent to me
Twelve guitarists air-guitaring,
Eleven pianists playing,
Ten lawyers a-objecting,
Nine badgers dancing,
Eight Emas a-munching
Seven Gants a-swimming,
Six witnesses a-lying.
Five Physcho Locks (Physcho Locks)
Four roaring Tigres,
Three French waitresses,
Two Turnabouts,
And a pair of Magic Panties!

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Nice. I should make a pic of this.