(ok, heres my first song parody, sung to the theme of Freakazoid)

Ace Attorney Extraordinare. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!
Hes got sharp and spiky hair. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!
Rescues clients from guilty. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!
Unless Steel Samurai's on TV. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!

His brain is overloading, because of Oldbag's groaning.

Assistant Maya not too bright. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!

Come and check out Mia Fey, Nick's mentor who's an ace.
She got whacked, her sister was blamed, so Phoenix took the case.
He turned into the Defense Attorney, hes strong and his finger's quick.
He drives prosecutors crazy, with Objections and Hold Its!

He dwells in his office lair. Phoenix Wright! Vasquez Dee!
Mystery as who cuts his hair. Winston Payne. Chimpanzee.
Rides around in a taxi cab. Phoenix Wright. Edgeworth too.
Hopes to make pink ties a fad. Phoenix Me! Phoenix You!

People agree he's a great attorney, but hes always short on money.

Him and Larry are real tight. Phoenix Wright! Phoenix Wright!
PHOENIX WRIGHT!

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@dullahan1: Sweet! And it works very well in key with the theme music!

Warning: May cause unintentional threesomes.

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Do you think this freeballing thing will blow over, pal?
Not now. I'm having my alone time... So no, it won't blow over.
I don't see why it has to such a big deal, pal.
Just take one for the team. The big conspiracy of GS4 is almost complete.
Huh?

* * *

Come on Ema, we don't make the rules.
Scientifically speaking, I don't have to do something just because my predecessor did it.
Nonsense. Do you think I like my Odoroki time?
Yes. I mean, and do you think I like looking like a dimwit just because Phoenix did?
Well... I suppose I could try a little scientific investigation. *giggles*
Good. Now make sure you wear this really short skirt when you do.
Ugh. Men! *storms off*
Did I come on too strongly?
If you still want to oggle her... I have some tapes.

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This one's for all you Super Robot Taisen players out there. I know you're out there. Seriously.

I am Godot Ymir! The Sword of Kurain! (the coffee in his cup rises to form a giant sword) ZANKANTOU! ICHIMONJI-GIRI! (slices several people at the waist in one swing)
And that's why none of us has any legs in-game.
Then how come Godot doesn't have legs either?
...Point.

I have legs...
Yours don't work.
It's a good job I was crying anyway.

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SO DO WE!!! (pal!)
What?!
Scientifically speaking, anyone who was on the witness stand when the camera zoomed out had legs!
Crap. Well... when in a tight spot, use Phoenix Drive!
Oh snap! I did not hear such a truth!
Quit being a moron, Phoenix! You're obviously guilty of not paying attention to the last 9 cases.
Nope! *pulls out a gun, mows down all of the previous witnesses*
Wanted to kill it! WHOOOOOOOO!

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"Ace Attorney"
A Phoenix Wright version of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've been in and out of court
From Soho down to Brighton
I cut every trial short
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any lawyer's collection
That stupid spiky-haired kid
Sure does a mean


He stands like a statue
He points with high precision
Breaking every Psyche-Lock
Always makes the right decision
He finds every contradiction
It's like a spiritual connection
That stupid spiky-haired kid
Sure does a mean


He's an Ace Attorney
The ultimate defence
An Ace Attorney
He's got such a good sixth sense!

How do you think he does it?

I don't know!

What makes him so good?

He's got this weirdo partner
She's the sister of his boss
With both of them defending
They'll never get a loss
Always comes back from the dead
He defends with such perfection
That stupid spiky-haired kid
Sure does a mean


I thought I was
The true attorney king
But I just handed
My lawyer's crown to him!

Even with a perfect witness
He can beat my best
His assistants lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got a crazy pointing finger
And the world's best lie detection
That stupid spiky-haired kid
Sure does a mean

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There is something freakin' wrong with me.

Ahh! After 1 year I'm free! It's time to conquer Kurain!

Lana, Morgan's escaped! Recruit a team of young adults, WITH ATTITUDE!

GO GO PROSECUTORS!

GO GO PROSECUTORS!

HAUGHTY 'MOTIONS PROSECUTORS!

GO GO PROSECUTORS!

GO GO PROSECUTORS!

GO GO PROSECUTORS, YOU HAUGHTY 'MOTIONS PROSECUTORS!


Fill this song with random shots of prosecuters doing mundane activities, and BAM. Actually maybe a little funny.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa~

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Hole...Eeeee...Crap. Well, at least it's based on Mighty Morphing and not one of the other ones. *Shudders at flashbacks of SPD*
Now, my joke.

Phoenix in the Parks: Nick and Co. go to Disneyland!

Are you sure Edgeworth?
:miles: Yes I'm sure!
The entire ride's about a falling elevator.
I want to go on Tower of Terror damnit!
OK.
----------------
Edgeworth!
Edgy, get up!
Stop twitching on the floor Edgeworth!

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oh man. i dont think edgey would have had fun the last my family went on the tower of terror. the whole ride went out right before the big drop. it was pretty scary anticipating when the power would come back on and we would fall.

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Do it.
No.
Why not?
It's stupid.
If you want to prove your client innocent, sometimes you have to do crazy things. I did something like this once and I would have lost the trial if I hadn't.
Fine. Let's just get this over with...



Tonight.
You.


Ok, we've got him now.
This is really, really stupid.



Tonight.

You say tonight is me? But this is the night it is Gumshoe as this evidence shows it has been every week since he got you. How do you answer to that?
Um... Tomorrow night. You.


See? You've progressed already.
The world isn't set out for our win being an inevitable conclusion.
Yes it is.
Which is stupider? Continuing this conversation or continuing cross examining the dog?



Tomorrow night.

But the same piece of evidence states that tomorrow night is Edgeworth's night. Frankly, I say your testimony is full of lies! It's time for you to give us some serious answers!
...
Well?
...
Talk, damn you!


Is he ok?
Clearly the defense is unfit to continue the case.
Yes. To drop this low, he must already have come to the conclusion that the defendant is

and will will surrender to the court immediately to be held pending trial at a higher court within a month from today's date. That is all. The court is adjourned.


You said that would help me!
You were the non-believer. Don't go pinning this on me.
Don't worry. I'm sure some odoroki time will make you sane again.
Argh!

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So... Much... Awesomeness...

Dammit, still no word. We need to find a way to get GS3 released in the 'States.
We've tried everything. Bribes, negotiations, we even offered to allow Dynamic Ingame Advertising in the next Phoenix Wright game to fill their pockets, err, help cover costs of the game.
Ohh please, how is dynamic advertising going to work in a Nintendo DS game.
Easy, we make it WI-FI enabled, and let some other gaming company like EA or Valve do the rest.
Godot, go get high off coffee or something, because we need to think fast and efficiency. Hmm, what would Phoenix Wright do...
That's easy, he'd say something stupid after Maya tried to convince him to have sex with her through use of innuendo.
Oooh, I wanna try! What would Franziska von Karma do!?
Godot...
She'd start making out with Adrian Andrews, snap her whip everywhere and send Edgeworth to the closet!
BAD GODOT! BOW DOWN AND KISS MY FEET, FOOL!
Unlike Edgeworth, I'm not whipped in the figurative sense. Which reminds me, what would Edgeworth do...
Godot, this is serious...
He'd fantasize about Phoenix Wright to satisfy the Phoenix/Edgeworth fangirls, make out with Gumshoe to please the Edgeworth/Gumshoe fangirls, and see Maya and Ema having lesbian sex and have his "alone time"
I swear to God, Godot. If you don't shut up...
Hey Edgey, check it out!
*begins making out*
Oooh, that's quite a sight, umm, Edgey needs to...NO! I AM NOT LETTING THIS DEGRADE INTO ANOTHER EDGEWORTH ALONE TIME JOKE! I RAISE AN

Wait, that's it!
Huh?
What would Phoenix Wright do? He'd raise an objection. I know what I have to do!


*Music begins playing*


Great, more semi-homebrew song lyrics and Edgeworth is in full gear.
Do you think we should join him?
Might as well...


What would Phoenix Wright go do if he was here right now? He'd make a point and he'd prove it too! That's what Phoenix Wright would do!
When Phoenix Wright was in the courthouse defending his best friend, He never gave up and stuck with him all the way to the end.
When Phoenix Wright was on trial for the murder of Mia Fey, he blackmailed White, push his ass behind bars and went to say the daaaay!
So what would Phoenix Wright go do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Phoenix Wright would do!

Please release Ace Attorney 3! I want the people in the 'States to see me!
And I just want to go around whipping everyone!
For Dad, I'll be on defense too, 'cause that's what Phoenix Wright would do!

And what would Phoenix Wright go do, he'd call the series' fans! And tell them to unite for true, that's what Phoenix Wright would do.
*intermission*
Hey, I want everyone to see my cool haircut in the third game too.
Payne, get out of here! No one likes you, you old fart!
...I like me...
Listen Payne, your Caboose act isn't fooling anyone. YOU DON'T HAVE FANS**, NOW GET OUT!
*sniff* fine... *leaves*
Idiot...
*end intermission*
When Phoenix Wright had travelled through time to the year 2010, he saw that nothing did happen, but he saved us all again.
And if he see a witness tell lies, he raise an objection!
because Phoenix Wright doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy
So let's all go together! And unite to fight Capcom. And well get a new AA game too, 'cause that 's what Phoenix Wright would do!

And we'll get a new AA game too, 'cause that's what Phoenix Wright would DOOOOOOOO! That's what Phoenix Wright would do.

*end song*

Hmm, I wonder where Phoenix is?

*Phoenix's bedroom*
Ohh yeah, Maya, you do it better than anyone else, even that bitch Chinami.
I know, Nick. I know...
*camera zooms out. Phoenix and Maya are on Phoenix's bed making out and getting ready to make love*
What, did you expect us to be playing Pictionary or something? Get your mind back in the gutter where it belongs, you!

A slice of pie to whoever can name the song I (lovingly) ripped off of!

**No offense to anyone who is actually a fan of Winston Payne !

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South Park-Bigger Longer, & Uncut- What Would Brian Boitano Do?

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Romantic though it may be, the beach is not the best place for shagging.

Who said we were gonna be shagging?

Me!

Really? Brilliant!

[[gacked from some fic I read]]

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Somewhere in the desert...

*Sigh* It's been two weeks and we STILL can't get out of the video game world!

I know. You should've never bought that WiiStation 3, Odoroki-kun.

...

What?

Oh, nothing. I was just expecting you to say something like, "It's okay, Odoroki-kun. We'll get out of here soon. Why don't I just perform a magic trick to let the time pass by?" or something like that.

Are you nuts? You make me do my magic tricks in court all the time so the Judge won't notice you're actually screwing up!

Yes, and the hobo-coming-out-of-the-hat thing is getting really old.

EXCUUUUSE ME?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?!

Where did you come from?

I bought a WiiStation 3 to play the Eiken video game-- I mean, some Quake 4... Anyway, I found the way out of this video game world, so--

Wait, you played Eiken? That stupid show has a game?! EWWW!!! Naruhodou-san, what will your wife and kids think of you now, for playing such a pathetic fan service-laden game?!

*Silences Minuki* Shh! He was about to tell us the way out!

So, uh... Naruhodou-san. You were saying?

Oh, did you say something? Anyway... The way out of here is by locating the Strogg Nexus Core and destroying it with a Dark Matter Gun. 'Course, you'll have to face the Makron to do it, but I'll take care of that part.

Say what?! Strogg Nexus Core? In Strogos?

Yeah, ah-duh! Where else would the Nexus Core be?

I hate to break it to you, Naruhodou-san, but we're in a friggen desert. How are we supposed to get to Strogos from here?

... I'm staying silent about that.

Damn it... Thanks a lot, Kyouya! Now how are we gonna get out of here?

Guys! We need to find some shade first! My hat's already melting in this heat!

Well there's a pyramid over there.

I thought you were staying silent?

... Ugh. Rock stars.

*The group heads for the pyramids.*

Well, now that we've found some shade, maybe we should talk about what strategy to use to get out of here?

It's simple. I'll use my Rukario to sense some waves and find a Ramuparudo to get us out of here! Or better yet, since we're conveniently in a desert, we can study Braille and unlock Regirock!

I don't think there are many Pokémon here, though...

Ooh! I know! We can find some Runestones and use their elemental magic to bust us out of here!

I suggest destroying the Nexus Core!

Then we can combine Fire Element with Wind Element to form a bomb!

Nexus Core!

Or we could look for Aang and have him get us out of here by summoning Appa!

... Nexus Core.

I suggest you four get out of my pyramid!

!!!

What's up?

Detective Akane! *Hugs her knees and kisses her feet* Oh, I knew you'd come through for me, baby!

Get off me, Odoroki! This is no laughing matter! I bought a WiiStation 3 as well to play CSI, but ended up in here instead! Now, my goal is to find and retrieve a jewel called the "Heart of the Desert". It's a key to the portal out of here!

REALLY? Oh, my dear Akane-chan! Admit it! You'd go to great lengths for me!

Get off me or I'll use the jewel for myself. *Whips Odoroki*

... Yes, ma'am.

Holy crap, she's got a whip!!! I'M GETTING OUTTA HERE!!!

*Grabs Hobohodo by the ear* Be a good hobo and listen to... er... Say, Detective, exactly what video game character are you supposed to be?

Video game character?

Yeah! See, I was Princess Minuki who was trapped in a tower...

& We were ninja... And then Pokémon Trainers... And then Lawyers... And then Ring-Bearers... And Space Marines.

I was the uber cool Space Marine Phoenix Kane! I'm the best!

KA-WHIP!

AHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!! OH HORRIBLE MEMORIES!!!

So I guess that means I'm... Tomb Raider Ema Croft?

But wouldn't "Lana Croft" sound better?

KA-WHIP!

AAAAAHHHHH!!! DAMN IT, AKANE! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!! WHEN THE FRIGGEN HELL DID MEI TEACH YOU HOW TO USE A WHIP, ANYWAY?

The whip came with the character.

Alright! Enough chit-chat! Let's find that jewel and get outta here! Onward to victory!!!

Onward to victory?

What? I was playing Age of Empires III when Kyouya was flirting with Minuki. Now! Let's find that jewel!

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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TEH AWESOME! Seriously, these are so very good. Hmmm... Yes. So very good.
Ummm... Are you doing requests? Because... Well... I'd love to see an Okami one, and possibly a Hotel Dusk one. But if you haven't played them/can't be bothered/have a plan of where you're going or whatever, it doesn't matter.

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You forget what happened in the game...

: You will not enter the Earth Courtroom!

:

*Godot is knocked to the corner of the lobby*

: You go through the Gate. I'll stop him!

: But he keeps on self-repairing...

: But if I hit both Coffee Cell control devices at the same time...

:

*Godot's visor explodes*

: You missed the one on my waist, fool!

*Godot's legs fall off*

: Oh snap.

My last playthrough went through the Moon Courtroom. My script memory's a bit fuzzy. But wait! Can Godot Ymir and Soryuu Zomvolt (Javado Zomvolt to 4channers and translation haters) coexist if we're following the Alpha timeline?

More importantly, who's gonna be my Trombe?

The SSBM Tourney PT 1

Come on, Wright. Let's play some-

Pictionary?

No, I-

Aww......

I was going to say... Let's play Super Smash Brothers Melee! We'll have a tournament! 64 players!

: 6-6-64 Players? Who?

These!



WHAT? But I don't know half of them! From my first 9 cases only!

fine...it'll have to be a 32 player tourney then.

, aaaaand..





NOOOOOOOO! NOT !!! ANYONE BUT HER!!!

fine.

the first 31 and...




: that's much better.


TOURNAMENT SETUP

Match One: Vs.

Stay tuned for the battle!

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JuSt AnOtHeR SeRiOuSlY LaMe TiMe PaRaDoX...StOrY...ThInG.
AcT OnE

In the year 2025...

Mmmf...*yawn* - hey, when did I fall asleep...?
*is sleeping next to Naruhodou while cradling his waist*
OH MY GOD!!!
Huh, what the - NARUHODOU?!! Don't tell me we got drunk and had a one-night stand!
That's exactly what I was afraid of.
Well, do you feel any different?
...well, all my clothes are on though wrinkled and my ass doesn't hurt.
...you picture yourself as a catcher?
NOOOOO! What kind of pansy do you think I am, Mitsurugi - ?!
*shoves face into theirs* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, LAWYER PEOPLE!!!
WHOA!
WHAT ON EARTH?!!
...Mitsurugi, is it just me, or is the Blue Badger talking to us?
What do you think?
I think we're stoned pretty badly if we're still imagining things by 2:30 in the afternoon.
You're not imagining things! I am the Blue Badger, the Master of TIME!!!
...
...
Like, really stoned.
In the year 2025, you will discover many things about your futures...and who will succeed your roles...
...
So let me get this straight. We time travelled in our sleep to the future.
With my assistance.
So, we get to find out what our fate is now 7 years from 2018.
That is also correct.
And we're not just suffering a really bad hangover dream.
I assure you you're not.
Good enough for me! Let's see if I'm rich and famous.
FEH! You rich and famous? That would be the day!
Shut up, Mitsurugi. Let's go and see if coffee still exists today.

[Both men walk towards Tres Bien.]

[Meanwhile...]

*grumbles*
Cheer up, Odoroki-kun! Next time you'll win for sure!
Or perhaps you can look at this as a victory for all your losses, Daijoubu-kun.
SHUT UP. I need coffee.

[Both men and magician girl head over to Tres Bien.]

[Meanwhile...]

This place has certainly changed quite a bit.
This is the best tea I ever tasted!
Hey, something just occured to me. How do we get back to 2018?
Go back? They have good tea in this time, Naruhodou. No way I'm going back.
But Edgeworth, you could cause a time paradox between your new self here and your old self before.
That's just a loud of badly written sci-fi crap.

[Door bursts open.]

Naruhodou-kun!
MAYOI?! What are you doing here in 2025?!!
The Blue Badger - WHAT?! YOU MEAN WE'RE IN 2025?!!
Not so loud, Mayoi! Blend in with the surroundings.
But this doesn't look a THING like the future! Where are the flying cars and the cool suits?!!
Mayoi, it's only been 7 years passed from our time. Don't expect miracles if we never got a Megaman back in 2000.
Was she even born then...?
WAIT! Maybe their food has changed!
:ooops: Uh, Mayoi, don't assume that -
WAITER! GIMME EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!

You're paying the bill, Naruhodou.

[An hour later the door bursts open again.]

DAMMIT! There's no more tables!
Odoroki-kun, please, calm down!
Yes, sheesh, Daijoubu-kun. You'll draw attention with your selfishness.
Do you have any other ideas we can have fresh coffee, Kyouya?!
Yes. With my popularity, I'll get us a table.
But that will draw even more attention! It's embarrassing! I know! We can ask those those three over there if we can share a table with them!
I have more dignity than that.
No way.
Come onnnnn! Pleeeeeaaasssse? *walks away*
...UGH, FINE! I need to use the washroom.
My fangirl senses are tingling. I'll be back after a few minutes of adoring the adoring fangirls. *walks away*
YAAAAY! *runs over to Naruhodou, Mitsurugi and Mayoi's tables* Excuse me, me and two of my friends just arrived and we can't seem to find a seat. May we sit here?
WHOA! You're a...a magician! Naruhodou-kun, Mitsurugi-san, let's let her sit here!
Please, Mayoi, after eating all that food in one sitting, I'm sure that compares nothing to what this girl can do.
But I can do just that! *lifts the edge of her glove and three butterflies fly out*
...wow.
Indeed.
WHOAAA! That is SOOOO COOL!
Thank you, thank you. That's not all! *pulls out an ice cream sandwich out of her hat and tears open the wrapper*
*gasp* What...what on earth is THAT?
An ice cream sandwich. It's American food. Vanilla ice cream between two large, soft chocolate cookies.
It sounds absolutely delicious...
Naruhodou, please tell Mayoi to stop drooling.
Mayoi-chan, please! Have some dignity!
:mayoi-shock: PLEASE, LET HER SIT HERE, NARUHODOU-KUN! PLEASE! DO IT FOR ME AND THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH! *shakes his arm*
Mayoi!
[Mayoi takes coffee and plops it on top of Naruhodou's head.]
Oh, dear.
ARGH! YOU WIN, SHE AND HER FRIENDS CAN SIT HERE!
Yaaaay! *takes Minuki's offer of the ice cream sandwich and munches happily* That hat is like a refrigerator...
I will have to be very wary of Akane-chan when I get back...

[Odoroki and Kyouya arrive back, Kyouya dragging Odoroki for some reason.]

My apologies, Minuki-chan. Daijoubu-kun here was a little reluctant of coming over here. *sees Mayoi and smiles* Why, hello there, miss.
*stops nibbling for a moment and stares up at Kyouya in awe* ...who...who are you...?
You and your two friends here must've heard of me before, Garyuu Kyouya, vocalist of Garyuu Wave.
Showoff. Ahem, well, Odoroki Housuke. *extends hand*
...*just stares up at Kyouya and Odoroki with a pink face*
Er, we're tourists! *takes hand instead and shakes* Isn't that correct?
Er, indeed!
*stares at Naruhodou* You...remind me of somebody.
As do you. *tilts head to look at Mitsurugi*
Heh, well, I get that a lot. Do I remind you of somebody wealthy and well-known throughout the community of law...?
Don't flatter yourself.
So, what are your names?
Er, well...
Ahem, you see -
Uh...
...
Ugh. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! THESE TWO GENTLEMEN ARE ASKING FOR YOUR NAMES!!!
Wait, Mayoi-chan, it's not that simple!
What do you mean? Introducing yourself is the simplest thing! *takes Odoroki and Kyouya's hands and gushes* I am Ayasato Mayoi, pleasure to meet you two! These two weirdos are Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji!
...
...
I'm sorry, what were their names?
We're screwed now.
Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji! Of course I'm sure you've heard about them, famous defense attorney and demon prosecutor. I'm good friends with them, actually, but I bet law isn't really your guys' things since you look successful and you're a rock star that I bet you guys get a lot of women around you...*giggles childishly*

...what the hell? Why'd he do that?
What are you talking about?!
That was in the past!
Huh?
That's completely inaccurate.
Completely...inaccurate...?
Er, well, you see...
HELLO!
ACK! WHERE DID THIS THING COME FROM?!
Bigger problem at hand, Odoroki. That thing's talking to me!
And it's a good thing too! See, these guys are those people from 7 years ago brought here in the present! So no need to freak out.
WHAT?!!
Ugh. Thanks for spilling it out.
...oh, I get it! This is a joke!
Despite my appearance I jest you not, sirs!
Oh, really?
YEAH, REALLY!
Got evidence? You should know that I am a famed prosecutor of this time.
Same here! Odoroki Housuke, defense attorney! I have a badge to prove it!
:mayoi: OH MY GOD! You guys are into law too?! *squeals* That's so...awesome!
WHAT?!! YOU MEAN A SCISSOR-HEADED DORK TAKES MY STAND?!!
This is absurd! I've been upstaged by a stage-hogging rock star punk?!
...
...
...uhm, no offense?
*snarl* You got disbarred 7 years ago and became a Russian restaurant piano player earning your money more off playing poker, since you're a hobo today.


...WOW. He does it well!
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!! I MEAN...WHAT DID I DO TO BECOME A BUM?!!
Ha! Looks like you got yourself into a rut, Naruhodou!
*glare* We're not done yet.
Yes?
Oh yes indeed!
Yeah. You became a hooker.

...*to Minuki* Do I marry one of them?
I'm not sure.
Damn.

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How..... did you post so many smileys at once o.O

Oh yeah. We switched boards. Right.

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Hmm Phoenix Wright song parodies seem popular recently. Hey, I've just got a great idea.
Is it alone time?
No, now go away until I need you.
My master-
Ha! You lied. It is alone time.
No I didn't so let me finish. I want this to be above "alone time lol" jokes so stop delaying it.
My masterpiece will be called...

Justice For All: The Musical

As our story begins, Phoenix promises Maggey Bryde that he will get her a Not Guilty verdict.

Moving along at the speed of sound
Got verdicts to find, gotta find contradictions
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out

Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trustin' in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free

Follow me, set you free, trust me
And we will get you found not guilty
I'll make it through
Follow...

Follow me, set you free, trust me
And we will get you found not guilty
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me...

Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust my feelings, got to live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one thing to do

I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', use evidence instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free

Follow me, set you free, trust me
And we will get you found not guilty
I'll make it through
Follow...

Follow me, set you free, trust me
And we will get you found not guilty
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me...
Follow me...

I'll make it through...
Oh, yeah...

* * *

When we last left Maya, she had returned to train in Kurain Village after feeling useless in court...

When in the defendant's chair, I just go about wishing
Wanna be strong, really wanna be trusted, ah-ah...
When all alone in my bed, I just go about yearning
Wanna be cool; I also wanna be like him

But that's not something I can do so easily
This is not simply my way, my own style
Gotta get a hold of my life

I wanna channel
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be
Waiting for me, so I've got to call Mia

When all alone in my sleep, I just go about dreaming
I see myself there, making the same objection

If I just follow you, I will never see the light
Now's the time to find my way through this life
Trying so hard to be strong

I've gotta keep goin'
Everything is a brand new challenge for me
And I will believe
Believe in myself, this is the only way for me

Many friends help me out
In return I help them
Certain things they can do
And there are things that only I can do
No one's alone

I wanna channel
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be
Waiting for me so I've got to call Mia

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

* * *

Things may be looking up for Maya but Phoenix has to focus on the appearance of a new enemy.

The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowin' the danger that lies within
Within the court, a genius at heart
Wanting to unlock the guilty verdict

I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect plan
I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect plan

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to defeat the spiked one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the court with my tools

All my trials are made for my own win
I will build my argument
I will succeed, and you will see
that from my whip, there is no retreat

I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect plan
I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect plan

I am the enemy, I will succeed
My trials, yeah, I must complete
My name is Karma, don't forget my name
If you ask me again, I'll whip you the same

I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect plan
I am Von Karma
That's what I am
I am Von Karma
I've got the perfect, perfect plan

I am Von Karma...

Is that Von Karma, Nick?
I think it might be.

* * *

As our story closes, Phoenix has finally reached the end of his hardest trial and has learnt the true nature of being a defense attorney.

Oh, yeah...
All right...

Well, I don't show off, don't criticize
I'm just livin' by my own feelings
And I won't give in, won't compromise
'cause I only have a steadfast heart of gold

I don't know why, I can't leave, though, it might be tough
But I ain't out of control, just livin' by my word
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason
I've got my way, my own way

It doesn't matter now what happens
I will never give up the fight
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right

Uh, Wright...

Well, I don't look back, I don't need to
Time won't wait and I've got so much to do

Where do I stop? Now it's all a blur and so unclear
Well, I don't know, but I can't be wrong

It doesn't matter now what happens
I will never give up the fight
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight
Place all your bets on the one you think is right

Wright...

Oh, it doesn't matter now what happens
I will never give up the fight
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right

No, no, no, no...
It doesn't matter!

Yes it does Wright!
Huh?
If you had been listening, the whole point is that the truth will come out at the end.
Well, can we still place our bets on the one we think is right?
Is that fitting to a system of justice?
No, sir.

* * *

This was my best plan ever. I'll make millions.
Mr Nick? Some men saying they represent something called Sega want to talk to you. They say it's to do with plagerising songs from Sonic Adventure 2.
...
I'm staying silent on that.

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This is my first time at this, so sorry if it's horrible!

Yes! My time machine is finally complete! Now I can go forward in time to see if Phoenix will be mine!
You and NICK?!?! He'll be with ME of course!
Sorry ladies, but Phoenix will end up with me!
Well, let's go and see, shall we?
Now, to time travel, just hold this attorney badge in the air, and yell objection! *hands one to Franziska and Maya* Now, on the count of three... 1... 2... 3...


Nick's office looks exactly the same in the future!
*moaning sounds*
What's that noise?
Let's go see!
*walks into another room of Phoenix's office*
Maya! Franziska! Ema! What are you three doing here?
Phoenix... you're with...
Hey you three!
I need an explanation. Right now. Why are you two together?
What do you mean? I told you three and you were totally cool with it. Miles and I were meant to be!
Forever lovers!
*faints*

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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*goes for a stroll in the park* Hmm, why is that Steel Samurai ball floating around me?
*floating around Grossburg* Tonight. You.
meow?
*crying*
*running after Pearl* Pearly! You can fly! I wanna fly too!
I don't want to fly anymore! Take me down!
Sigh, why does this always happen to me?

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(Jeff) *sitting in a tent in front of the movie theater*

What the hell are you doing, man?

(J) TMNT and Transformers. What WOULDN'T I be doing?

Nerd.

- Hey maya wanna know another ability the mangatama has?
-sure why not...its not like im craving sex or any thing
-thats nice (takes it out) Big its show time!!

(giant Objection with legs rises out of ground)

- O_o wtf

-Suddenly a Chorus appears on top of The Giant Objection with legs along with a rock band and an orchestra-

Man- kodoku no mune ni hi wo tomoshi mikotoba ni waga mi someru kami yo!

Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection!

Cast in the name of God Ye not the guilty We have came to team! Big-Objection!

subete no kako wo nakushita machi towa ni chikaou kodoku no mune ni hi wo tomoshi mikotoba ni waga mi someru

Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! -Objection! -Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! Big-Objection! -Objection! -Objection! Big-Objection! Big-O! Big-O! Big-O! Big-O!

- ^__^ think thats awesome look at what happens when i enter it (enters)
- (watches)
- Ye Not Guilty
- ^__^ -sprinkles start sprinkling his head-
-....its not as good as you and me naked on the bed making hot steamy love...

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It appears the new fad is Super Robots. Looks like I'll have to throw my own hat into the ring.
What hat? Unless it's all red, then I'm lost either way.
Figure of speech. Or I can just bum one off of , whichever. Cue the music and stock footage!

Moegare, Moegare, Moeagre, Objection!
Kimi yo hashire...
Mada ikari ni moeru
Toshi gaarunara
Kyodai na teki o
Uteyo! uteyo! uteyo!
Seigi no ikari o
Butsukero Objection
Kido senshi Objection...

Tachiagare! Tachiagare! Tachiagare! Objection!
Kimi yo sakebe...
Mada zetsubo ni shizumu
Kanashii arunara
Kyofu o haratte
Ikeyo! ikeyo! ikeyo!
Uzumaku chi shio o
Motase Objection
Kido senshi Objection...

Sieg Zeon!
Hey, I'm the only Char around here!
Knock it off, both of you! The instrumental just ended!

Yomigaeru Yomigaeru Yomigaeru Objection!
Kimi yo tsukame...
Mada ai ni furueru
Kokoro gaarunara
Heiwa omo tomete
Tobeyo! tobeyo! tobeyo!
Ginga e mukatte
Tobeyo Objection
Kido senshi Objection!

You think anyone besides this post's author will get it?
That's what the Wiki and Anime Lyrics are for.
Just be glad we didn't use the Getter Robo theme.

I DO COCAINE!!!

This clown was banned from MTV, 'cuz you could see my junk....through mah jumpsuit.

I believe that's what is called...freeballing.

I am NOT GLAD you didn't use it.

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*Inside the Pyramid...*

Alright! Now, where should we look for the jewel first?

Well, according to the old papyrus scroll I found, the jewel's under tight security. It's guarded by two undead demon swordsmen. But then again, I'm not exactly sure how we're going to track down the jewel since, apparently, this pyramid's filled with mazes.

Undead demon swordsmen? HA! I have my own uber cool jackal Pokémon that's sure to kick those other dudes' asses! That, plus I'm sure he can also track that jewel down with wave-guiding! Rukario, I choose you!

RUUUUU-KAAAAA-RIIIIYOOO!!!!

Okay, Rukario! Tell us where the jewel's located!

*Points to the Northwest Region of the pyramid* RUUU-KA RUUUU-KA-RIIIYO!!!

Alright! The jewel's gotta be nearby!

You are aware that wave-guiding can't specifically pinpoint the location of objects and only point out what direction it's in, therefore you have to do more manual inspection?

... Killjoy Housuke! Rukario! Return!

Well, at least we know we're on the right track! Let's just keep going in that direction.

Yes, but if I remember correctly, Akane said that the jewel's guarded by demon swordsmen. How are we supposed to fight those off?

Ruka--

Uh, no. That's only one Pokémon. Plus, we're not even sure if those demon swordsmen are Pokémon or Digimon or Bijuu. I really hope they aren't Bijuu, though. I seriously DO NOT want to come across a nine-tailed demon canine. I suggest we look for some tools or *cough*QUAKE 4 GUNS*cough* around here first.

Well, I have my whip.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Hmm... Maybe we'll find some characters here that can help us? Like, say...

THE PRINCE OF PERSIA!!!

Right! If only we could find such a character...

Ugh. All this talking is just wasting our time! We have to find that jewel first!

Yes, I agree, Akane-chan! Whoever suggested we look for the Prince of Persia is a complete and total noob!

*The group continues to search the pyramid.*

Okay, status report! Odoroki, what did you find?

I, er, well... *Presents a flower* For YOU, my dear Akane-chan!

You spent four hours in a pyramid... SEARCHING FOR A FLOWER!?!

Admit it! You love it! And you love me!

KA-WHIP!

You really can't get a hint, can you? Okay, Naruhodou-san. What did you find?

I'm staying silent about what I found.

I'm not falling for that one anymore! Give it here! *Grabs Hobohodo's held item* A CANDY BAR WRAPPER?! Kyouya?

*Presents a sword* I found a sword.

Yes! Finally something useful! Okay, then. Minuki!

I found this cute little pink rock candy!

THAT'S NOT ROCK CANDY!!!

It's the "Heart of the Desert"!!! That's our ticket out of here!

Really? WOW!!! I FOUND THE IMPORTANT JEWEL!!! Go Minuki! It's your birthday! Not for real-real, just for play-play!!! *Starts dancing*

You know, she sort of reminds me of someone I knew... A hyperactive girl who was with me... A long, long time ago...

You mean your wife?

...

Hey! Wait a minute... I thought the jewel was supposed to be under heavy guard by two undead demon swordsmen? How come Minuki never came across any of those--?

& GRRRAAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!

Damn, shouldn't have asked. RUN!!!!

*The group runs. The two undead demon swordsmen chase after them.*

Crap! We've reached a dead end!

The swordsmen are right behind us, Odoroki-kun! Do something!!!

*The swordsmen corner Odoroki, Kyouya, Minuki, Hobohodo, and Akane.*

Time for some scientific bluffing! Alright, you undead demon swordsmen! If you wanna kill us, then at least stop being cowards and show your faces!

I don't think that's such a good idea, Detective--!

*Strangely enough, the swordsmen agree and remove their masks.*

NO WAI!!!!!

& ...

Garyuu-sensei!!!

Brother!!!

... Mitsurugi... Why?

Kirihito and I went out to buy a Wii and a PS3, respectively. However, the store had run out, so they offered us a WiiStation 3. There was only one available, so Kirihito and I had to share. We were playing Twilight Princess when Kirihito, the smiling butthead that he is, turned the switch on and off...

Like this! Switch goes on, switch goes off! Switch goes on, switch goes off!

Hey! That's what I did, too!

They really are related...

Anyway, we got sucked into the video game world. And after weeks of travelling, a mage turned us into undead demon swordsmen. The only way we can get out of here... Is to use that jewel... And kill whoever want to take it from us!

Oh snap! I did not hear such a truth!

Kill us? Come on, can't we work this out?

I'm afraid not, Odoroki. Only one party may use the jewel... And whoever survives the bloody onslaught first has the right to claim the Heart of the Desert!

Damn it... *Does thinking pose* (C'mon now, Housuke! Think, think, think!)

*Super Close-Up* (There's gotta be a way to use that jewel to free all of us!)

& Prepare to die!!!

I got it! Odoroki TRANSFORM!!!

WHAT?!

ODOROKEN AERIAL ACE!!!

*Odoroken breaks the jewel in half. A portal appears!*

GUYS! NOW'S OUR CHANCE!!! EVERYBODY, JUMP IN!!!

They beat us to it! NOOO!!!!

Oh, stop being so emo, Mitsurugi. Use the other half to get you and Kirihito out of here!

*Odoroki's party disappears into the portal.*

...

Oh! Why didn't you say so?

Ready?

*Mitsurugi and Kirihito use the other half of the jewel. A portal appears!*

& COWABUNGA!!!

I'm goin' home to my toilet!!!

*Mitsurugi and Kirihito disappear into the portal.*

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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That's your CHINESE Horoscope for today.
Rat %05 w1## 4## b0wn P0wn 70 m3 4nP m% 7v $h0w$
Ox Coffee sounds sweet today.
Tiger Perfection isn't mantitory, it's a bliss!
Rabbit You'll never be able to be just like your father, always walking in his shadows. Fortunately, you got a new brother to annoy.
Dragon Ahh, the sweet essense of lemons will reminds you of the days of your youth.
Snake Russel Berry-Carreer Changes at the Big Top.
Horse Yuuki Miyanagi-Be careful of helping out your step-sister, she may take you for granted.
Lamb You have to constantly tell people that you're wearing a Minuki bracelet, not a V-Watch!
Monkey Monkeys turns out to be laywers. What is the world coming to?
Rooster Misty Fey-Your job will have a TV spin off, before some idiot decides to turn you into a shame.
Dog Go into the filming industry. That way, your mafia henchement can work as your "security guards".
Pig Seek out for the truth, your brother depends on it.

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Instead of putting quotes that will take up all the page, I'll just say-
Officer V.C & Orcaizer Al, you are both EPIC WIN, AWESOME and make me LOL. Write more funnies or I will CRY.
Also YingGirl, according to you I have to go into the film industry and join the mafia. Any idea how I contact the Mafia?

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- i wonder what do i do with my new found giant Robot
- BGM Tronbe plays-
hey Phoenix guess what?
-what O_O and where did that music come from?
-beats me wright ^__^....im serious each time i walk into a room it plays.like last week in court when you objected this song just kept playing instead of that song that usualy plays when you or anyone else objects.
-what song ? XD
- never mind wright never mind...(i think the judge influenced him too much)
- Phoenix have you seen the remote, Pink Princess is on
- whats a remote?
- Yep your senile..

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Holy shit that is amazing. I'm still laughing from that.

Trust me, when you need something something done that can't do own your own, they'll be there.
(Most of the characters that were represented on that horoscope, were actually born in those years the animal represents.)

And now, for an Otakon Skit idea I have in it. If you don't like the Baltimore Ravens or don't know who they are, you probably won't get this.

But if are interested in knowing about them, here's their official site.
URL: http://www.baltimoreravens.com/
Enjoy.

**Music is Ace Attorney - Trial**
Mr. Phoenix, you will cross examine the witness.
Yes, your honor.


**Music is Logic and Trick**
The Baltimore Ravens been in Baltimore since 1996.
Even though, they only won one Super-Bowl title, it is time that this team should be taken down.
We, the People of Baltimore, believe it is time that we should remove our team from the AFC. The people of Baltimore hate their team and no one visits the team's site.

Clearly, the man proven a contridiction in his statement!
If you look at the BaltimoreRavens.com's fan poll, roughly around 5000-8000 visitors per week take in part in it.
http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/pollArchive.jsp

This man is right. Why should Baltimore continue its franchise to a losing team?
Yeah pal! They're a team that truely sucks!
**Music is NFL Fox Theme**
The people of Baltimore do attend their home games, with almost every seat selling out in the M&T Bank Stadium.
And remember, even though they aren't Super Bowl champs, they officially became the North Division AFC champs in 2006. They even have the best record of 13-4. People celebrated this victory on New Years Eve by downing the city of Baltimore in purple lights.
http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/article.jsp?id=15854
A city covered in purple lights, that's ridiculious!
But it does show one thing, that the city of Baltimore DOES SUPPORT the Baltimore Ravens!
So that makes this witness' testimony nothing more than a bunch of LIES!!
So, either this witness isn't a fan of the Ravens, or this witness truely is NOT a representive of what the people of Baltimore really are!
NO WAIII!!!
Curse you, Wright!
Indeed. I agree with the Defense's agurement.
It doesn't make sense for a city to celebrate a team, which the witness said the people of Baltimore hate their team, the Baltimore Ravens.
Of course. When a team has a strong connection to its' city, it loses a part of itself when that team leaves.

We're not talking about Football, Wright!!! Stick to the facts of the case!
I am. And the witness, with the right evidence given, just revealed to us he isn't a repersentive of Baltimore!
But... The Ravens should perish! They should be removed immediately!
Ha! Got you! If you really were a reprentive of Baltimore, how can you explain that the city itself clearly has a deep connection to their team?!
And how can you explain these sites? http://ravens.scout.com/ http://www.extremeravens.com/ or http://www.ravens24x7.com/ ??
...URK!
Oh bloody fuc....
Enough!
With all the desive evidence that Wright has proven to us, I hearby overrule the banning of the Baltimore Ravens from the AFC Conference.
Court is ajourned.

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A man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what. You certainly are popular now that you're a prosecutor.
Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights... It's wonderful!

* * *

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do.

* * *

Kyouya Garyuu, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred contract, you are hereby banished from being a prosector forever. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.
*gasps* That mark!
Oh, that. It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!
He's the chosen one.
You are the Chosen Prosecutor whom the sacred contract prophesied would lead us to glory! Now to the top of Mount Kurain for the coronation! Remove the Stone of Shame.
Woo hoo!
And attach the Stone of Triumph!
D'oh!

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