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In Soviet Russia, woman rapes you!Topic%20Title
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A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.
The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.
Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.
After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.
She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”
Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”
After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.
Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

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http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04- ... ?fullstory

So far the Soviet Russia meme/joke holds true :blondie:
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You know, I wasn't supposed to laugh at this, I guess, but seriously? Seriously?
Now that's what revenge is for.
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So far the Soviet Russia meme/joke holds true :blondie:

what's the meme about? XD
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You know, I wasn't supposed to laugh at this, I guess, but seriously? Seriously?
Now that's what revenge is for.
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So far the Soviet Russia meme/joke holds true :blondie:

what's the meme about? XD

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HAHAHA OH WOW

Something similiar happened here in Sweden, actually. I can show you guys the article if you're interested.

Oh, and did I mention that Olga's my favourite GS character now? XD
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Well that wasn't a very nice thing of her to do
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LOL, at first I thought this was a revival of the "Soviet Russia" topic when the BBC was around. XD

Wow, that's pretty... Where the hell did she get the Viagra from? O_o
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That's so awesome in a very wrong sort of way.
It tickles my dark humour gland~

And gosh does the meme still hold true~ xD
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Atleast now he will be used to being raped. I have heard alot of those guy raping guy stories when they are in Jail.
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How can a woman rape a man? It's not as though she can penetrate any part of him (Granted, she did force him to have sex with her, but still...)

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Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.


How can they convict her of rape? It's not as though they'll have any DNA evidence or anything (like they usually have when it's the other way around).
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NinjaMonkey wrote:
How can a woman rape a man? It's not as though she can penetrate any part of him (Granted, she did force him to have sex with her, but still...)

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Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.


How can they convict her of rape? It's not as though they'll have any DNA evidence or anything (like they usually have when it's the other way around).


O.o

You act like this has never happened.
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Tinker wrote:
Isn't the yellow band like the second band or something


I think it is, yeah.
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(Granted, she did force him to have sex with her, but still...)

Sorry, but that's pretty much the definition of rape.
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How can a woman rape a man? It's not as though she can penetrate any part of him (Granted, she did force him to have sex with her, but still...)


By tying him down and forcing him to penetrate her?

It happens. And apparently, and I totally believe that, it's a bit more scarring for men than it is for women (but of course, it's still really really scarring if it happens).
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:ack:

The worst part is she's named Olga :olga-quick:

And Viktor!? :igarashi:

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NinjaMonkey wrote:
How can a woman rape a man? It's not as though she can penetrate any part of him (Granted, she did force him to have sex with her, but still...)


She might not be able to, but I'm sure she could find some... ahem... objects to penetrate him with.

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By tying him down and forcing him to penetrate her?


She was feeding him Viagra... O_o
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Ember-the-prosecutor wrote:
HAHAHA OH WOW

Something similiar happened here in Sweden, actually. I can show you guys the article if you're interested.

Oh, and did I mention that Olga's my favourite GS character now? XD

Yep, and it was on a homosexual man if I recall correctly.

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Wow, that's pretty... Where the hell did she get the Viagra from? O_o

In Soviet Russia, erectile dysfunction pills are over the counter. Also, Internet.
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She could have tortured him by overdosing him on viagra

And yes, yellow belt is the second rank in karate.

I think I saw an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit about a guy being raped by 2 or 3 women
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I think I saw an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit about a guy being raped by 2 or 3 women


Ah! Was that the show? I saw it on TV a while ago before I had digital cable and I couldn't identify what it was.

The case was involving a man who was raped by a few women and the prosecution was trying to say that no man could ever be raped, for no man would ever object to sex with gorgeous women. Or something obnoxious like that.

But yeah raping a man is totally possible, guys, and it doesn't have to involve penetrating him at all.
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But yeah raping a man is totally possible, guys, and it doesn't have to involve penetrating him at all.

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Atleast now he will be used to being raped. I have heard alot of those guy raping guy stories when they are in Jail.


Yeah, i read articles about it too. In jail, there are alot of rapes. *shudders*

Also he had damaged genitals, so......... yeah...

Also she admitted that she had sex with him, but i don't see how this is revenge...
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...... I still can't get over the fact that her name is Olga.
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I think Olga is a typical Russian name though.
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I wonder when she gets out of jail. I would rob her store.
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Is it bad that I DIED laughing while reading this?
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I wonder when she gets out of jail. I would rob her store.


Pffft. Gonna bring some Viagra with you too?
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Judgemaster64 wrote:
I wonder when she gets out of jail. I would rob her store.


Pffft. Gonna bring some Viagra with you too?

Haha. XD

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Is it bad that I DIED laughing while reading this?


Yes, for you should not have access to a PC beyond the grave. BE GONE, EVIL SPIRIT!

Still, woah, poor guy...that's shocking and humiliating for him.
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Judgemaster64 wrote:
I wonder when she gets out of jail. I would rob her store.


Pffft. Gonna bring some Viagra with you too?


No probably not since she the one who supplies it.
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I don't know if this is going to increase or decrease her reputation. Probably both.
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No probably not since she the one who supplies it.


Ah, good point. XD
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
I think I saw an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit about a guy being raped by 2 or 3 women


Ah! Was that the show? I saw it on TV a while ago before I had digital cable and I couldn't identify what it was.

The case was involving a man who was raped by a few women and the prosecution was trying to say that no man could ever be raped, for no man would ever object to sex with gorgeous women. Or something obnoxious like that.

But yeah raping a man is totally possible, guys, and it doesn't have to involve penetrating him at all.


Actually, the defense's claims was that because the victim had an erection, he consented to the rape subconciously.

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Now now everyone, rape is no laughing matter. It's a very serious crime and a civil assault no matter who does the deed.





...Ah hell with it, I laughed my ass off too.
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I really don't see why this is funny.
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LySs wrote:
Now now everyone, rape is no laughing matter. It's a very serious crime and a civil assault no matter who does the deed.





...Ah hell with it, I laughed my ass off too.


Well hey, what about all the rape jokes on here involving
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I wonder when she gets out of jail. I would rob her store.

Ooh so you want to have your genitals injured?
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I wonder what this is going to do to her business. Would the news scare off customers, or will they come, thinking they'll get some of that action?
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