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A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:11 am
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WARNING: Some of this is Shakespearean style. There will be spoilers...Maybe...Kinda...Well, not really.
Spoiler: Random stupid thing to pass the time
"Doth thou still believe in thine client?" Edgeworth asked. "He is SO guilty."
"I...I can't argue with old English..." Phoenix said feebly.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:00 am
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I have to say this is the most intriguing fic I have ever read. It was thrilling, and... just perfect. It went on too long though.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:37 am
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Umm...I was actually just typing that part while I came up with an actual fanfiction.
Spoiler: The real thing
Phoenix heard the familiar ring of his cell phone, the Steel Samurai theme echoed through his office.
"Hello?" he asked, as he usually would.
"Is this Phoenix Wright?" A female voice asked.
"Yes, this is he," Phoenix replied. "What seems to be the trouble?"
"Please, you have to get to the detention center immediately," the woman said, frantically.
"Okay. I'll be right there," Phoenix said as he walked out the door.

He went to the usual, quaint detention center as the familiar, laid-back guard led him to his client. The man had a weird mustache and a ridiculous costume on. It reminded Phoenix of Ron Delite.
"Doth thou cometh to defend me?" the man asked.
"Um...And you are?" was Phoenix's response.
"William Shakespeare."

I have the next chapter ready, but I don't want to double post.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineDesk Jockey Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:04 pm
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Then post it now :godot:
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:29 pm
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Thank you!
Spoiler: Chapter 2
"Objection!" Phoenix shouted forcefully, extending his index finger. "You're kidding, right? William Shakespeare died in...Well...Shoot. What year was it? Anyway, he died a long time ago. There's no way you're telling the truth!"
"That, thou would be only partly correct," William said. "See, I am not William Shakespeare, the famous playwright. But I am a direct descendant of him. My name is also William."
"Oh." Phoenix said, feeling silly.
"Anyway, I believe thou came here to hear about the case, correct?" William asked.
"Um...Yes," Phoenix replied.
"Well, okay," William said. "Appearantly, I killed a man who had a script to a play William Shakespeare for whom I'm named wrote that wasn't published. I guess it was worth a lot of money. What's absolutely hilarious is the fact that the murder weapon is a pen."
"A-a pen? As a murder weapon?!" Phoenix asked, surprised.
"Yes. Isn't that worth a few laughs?" William responded. Then, he laughed. "But seriously," his face became serious. "I did not murder anyone. I never could do such a thing to another human being. No matter what."
"I believe you. So, when's the trial?" Phoenix inquired.
"Um...One hour from now," William answered.
"W-WHAAAT?!" Phoenix yelled. "That's nowhere near enough time to gather evidence!"
"Thou agreed to take my case, correct?"
"Yes," Phoenix responded grudgingly.
"And thou believe I am not a killer, yes?"
"Of course."
"Then see thou in an hour, Mr. Wright." Then, Phoenix ran off to gather any evidence he possibly could. This might be his hardest case yet. Little did he know how accurate that will become.

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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:44 pm
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Good. CONTINUE IT OR DIE! :zenny:
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:44 pm
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I guess it is true what they say....

"The pen is mightier than the sword."


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:eh?:


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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:07 pm
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Thank you for your comments. I have a chapter and another stupid time-wasting thing. I'll put both in this post.
Spoiler: Stupid time-wasting thingy (en espanol)
"Que hisiste ayer?" Edgeworth asked.
"Fui...um..." Phoenix began. "Fui. Fie. Foe. Fum!"

Spoiler: Chapter 3
Phoenix was panting by the time he made it to the courtroom. He tried so hard to gather at least some evidence, but he couldn't manage to get his hands on any. He looked at his watch. There was ten minutes yet before the trial.
"Mr. Wright," came William Shakespeare's all too familiar voice. "Thank Goodness thou art here."
"Where *pant* else would *gasp* I be *wheeze*?" Phoenix asked.
"I do not know. But thou art here, and I thank goodness thou art."
That Shakespearian style of language is driving me crazy already!
"Could *gasp* you tell me *pant* what happened *wheeze* in your own words *cough*?"
"Mr. Wright, art thou alright?"
"Just tell *pant* me what happened."
"Alright. 'Twas a lovely night.
Star-filled and bright.
A man I did not know
Trampled through the snow.
In my home, I sat.
Watching like a cat.
Then another man..."
"Okay! I didn't mean tell me a poem about what happened!" Phoenix yelled before clutching his stomach and bending over slightly.
"Oh, my apologies. I wanted to tell thou what happened in my own words," William said.
"Just...please..."
"Alright. Do not die on me!" William interrupted. "I did not know the victim personally, but I was told he had an old script of my ancestor that has not been published. I excitedly went over to the man and asked if I could see it. He said he would not let me see the script lest I tried to steal it. I politely said that I thought it was a little ridiculous that he would think I would steal something. Then, I left. There was no killing of that man by me. I did not even so much as fight him."
"That's it?" Phoenix asked in kind of a raspy voice.
"Yes, 'tis all that happened."
"You didn't see anything?" Phoenix inquired.
"N-n-no! O-of course not. W-why wouldst thou think that?" William lied. Phoenix shook his head, and was ready to ask William about it, when he heard a girl's voice.
"Are you Phoenix Wright?" she asked in a Mexican accent.
"Yes," Phoenix replied. His voice was very hoarse.
"Hold on," the woman said as she rummaged through her purse. She found what she was looking for, appearantly, and handed Phoenix the bottle of water. "I wanted this for myself, but you need it more."
"Thank you," Phoenix said as he drank the whole bottle in a couple gulps. "So, who are you?" he asked. His voice was back to normal.
"I believe I am your opponent," she replied. "I am the unfortunate prosecutor for this absolutely ridiculous case. My name is Felicia Gonzales."
"Are you sure you should be meeting me before the trial? I mean..."
"Mr. Wright, we are not enemies outside the courtroom. In fact, what we see in court is often completely different from what we see outside of it," Felicia replied. "Now, come on, Mr. Wright. The trial's about to start."
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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:edgeworth: You would think Phoenix would know better by now than to take gifts from strangers... :ack:

This is funny...can't wait to read more!
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:29 pm
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Let's see...I don't have the next chapter ready yet, but I do have another tame-wasting thing!
Spoiler: Time-wasting thingy 3
"Parlevou france?" Edgeworth asked.
"Oui, oui," Phoenix replied.
"WHAT?! You have to go wee-wee?" the judge asked.
"Penalty on the judge for being a moron!" Edgeworth said.
"Yeah!" Phoenix agreed. *large penalty bar appears over the judge's head. Explosion. Bar becomes completely red except one sliver of green*
"Hey! I'm the one who issues penalties!" Judge yelled. Both Phoenix and Edgeworth gulp. "If I say, 'guilty,' Mr. Edgeworth wins. If I say, 'not guilty,' Mr. Wright wins. So...CASE CLOSED!"
"NOOOOO!" Edgeworth and Phoenix screamed in unison.

EDIT: I have the next chapter ready. Tell me if it seems too impossible.
Spoiler: Chapter 4 part 1
"Where's the judge?" Phoenix asked. They had been waiting for five minutes by then.
"Now, Wright, you know me better than to think I'd keep you waiting," a familiar voice said from behind the judge's bench.
"That sounds like..." Phoenix started, then looked at the new judge. "Edgeworth!"
"Is the defense ready?" Edgeworth asked.
"Um...Of course I am," Phoenix replied.
"You don't sound confident. Are you really that happy to see me?" Edgeworth inquired.
"Trust me, I'm ready Edgeworth."
"Wright, call me Your Honor," Edgeworth said. "Is the prosecution ready?"
"As ready as could be expected," Felicia replied. "Your Honor.
"Very well. Your opening statement, Ms. Gonzales?"
"Yes, Your Honor. At the end of this trial, you will rule that the defendant did, in fact, murder the victim. While the motive is weak, there is strong evidence and the defendant doesn't have an alibi," Felicia answered. "There's no way he's innocent."
"Mr. Wright..." Edgeworth said. Then, there was a few seconds of silence.
"Yes, Edge-Your Honor?" Phoenix asked.
"I'm sorry. It'll take me a while to adjust to saying Mr. Wright. Anyway, give your opening statement."
"Yes, Your Honor. William Shakespeare seems guilty right now, but all trials start that way. If there was no good reason to arrest the defendant, then the prosecution wouldn't have a case."
"Very well. You may call your first witness," Edgeworth said.
"The prosecution calls Detective Dick Gumshoe to the stand."
Gumshoe? But wasn't he fired? Phoenix thought.
"Yes, I'm surprised, too," Edgeworth said.
Can Edgeworth read my thoughts?
"Sorry, but your face is so expressful, it's almost impossible not to know what you're thinking," Edgeworth replied.
"Ha. Even I could tell what you were thinking, and I don't even know you," Felicia said. "But Mr. Wright's thoughts aren't the issue here. We are here to either prove or disprove that Mr. Shakespeare is a murderer."
"Yeah, Mr. Wright. Get with the program," Edgeworth said as Gumshoe took the witness stand.
"Witness, please state your name and occupation," Felicia said.
"Hey, pal! I haven't seen you in a while!" Gumshoe shouted excitedly. "How have you been?"
"Um...Fine," Phoenix said.
"Man, I haven't seen you in-"
"There will be plenty of time for catching up later, Mr. Gumshoe," Felicia said. "State your name and occupation for the court, please."
"Ho ho ho. Of course, Ms. Gonzales. Dick Gumshoe. Detective."
"Thank you. Now, please testify about the murder."
"Sure thing, pal."
WITNESS TESTIMONY- The Murder
"The murder occurred at midnight on Halloween.
The victim was a collector of William Shakespeare's works, and happened to even own one that was never published.
Anyway, he was murdered in the park.
His body was carelessly buried in the snow.
There were no bruises or anything, just a deep hole where he was stabbed with the murder weapon.
And that's the gist of the facts of the murder."
"Very good, detective. Now, here's the autopsy report," Felicia said.
Autopsy Report added to the court record
"So, why did you arrest my client?" Phoenix asked.
"I was saving that for a different testimony all together..."
"It's okay, Mr. Gumshoe. Go ahead and answer," Felicia said soothingly.
"Yes, sir. What drew us to Mr. Shakespeare is the fact that his fingerprints were all over the murder weapon," Gumshoe answered.
"Out of curiosity, what is this famous murder weapon?" Edgeworth asked.
"Um...A pen, Your Honor," Gumshoe replied.
"A pen?!" Edgeworth inquired, making his shocked face. He quickly regained his composure. "Hm...That's unusual."
"Are you sure it was a pen?" Phoenix asked.
"Yes, we're sure," Felicia responded. "Some forensics teams tested the wound and what would fit in it, and it was only the tip of a pen. If you really must see it..."
"Yes. Submit it into evidence," Edgeworth said.
Bloody Pen added to the court record
"We also found some bloody clothing in the trash," Gumshoe added. "I'll submit that into evidence as well."
Bloody clothes added to the court record
"And the fact that he didn't have an alibi for that night," Gumshoe finished.
"E-Your Honor, I think this needs to be appended to the testimony!"
"Agreed," Edgeworth said. "Witness, please add those to your testimony."
"No problem, pal," Gumshoe said excitedly.
To Be Continued...

Again, commenting would be appreciated. The rest of chapter four will be full of testimonies and contradictions, so you have that to look forward to. :)
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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OfflineDecisive Witness Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:55 pm
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Could you please post the next part of the story? Becuase this story is so awesome! Especially when listening to Toccata and Fugue in D minor by Bach, but that's a different story. Anyhow. I think the word is amended, not appended, but I'm not sure. :keiko:
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"Suspense msuic plays" Oh crap, SAVESAVESAVE! Oh wait, that's my phone. And the caller ID is... MOM!?
"Cornered music plays"
Oh, ****
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Quote:
EDIT: I have the next chapter ready. Tell me if it seems too impossible


Spoiler: nothing is impossible in the PW universe
:fire: :mrhat: :psycho-matt: :spload:




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Can't wait to read pt 2~
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Thank you all for your comments.
Spoiler: Chapter 4 part 2
“The murder occurred at midnight on Halloween.
The victim was a collector of William Shakespeare’s works, and happened to even own one that was never published.
Anyway, he was murdered in the park.
His body was buried carelessly in the snow.
There were no bruises or anything, just a deep hole where the victim was stabbed with the murder weapon.
And that’s the gist of the facts of the murder.
The murder weapon was a pen.
We knew the defendant was the murderer because his fingerprints were all over it.
Plus, we found bloody clothing in the trash can outside his house.
And he didn’t have an alibi for that night.
All those point to William Shakespeare,” Gumshoe testified.
There’s definitely something suspicious in this testimony, and I’ll find it, Phoenix thought.
“There were no bruises or anything, just a deep hole where the victim was stabbed with the murder weapon.”
“Hold it!” Phoenix yelled forcefully. “By murder weapon, you mean…?”
“The pen, pal,” Gumshoe interrupted.
“Was there any ink in the hole?” Phoenix asked.
“Er-no, pal,” Gumshoe replied. “Why?”
“Why? I’ll tell you why…” Phoenix said. “Because the murder weapon was a pen! You’d imagine there would be ink in the wound or that the ink casing would be busted if he was stabbed so hard with it!”
“W-whaaat?!”
“Furthermore,” Phoenix added. “If this bloody clothing is my client’s, there should be ink all over it!”
“Why?!” Gumshoe asked, surprised.
“You could see the blood splatter on the front of the shirt, right?”
“Y-yes, sir.”
“And this was supposedly the result of him stabbing the victim with a pen. Ink should have splattered, too!” The spectators were going nuts over this new information. Edgeworth pounded his gavel.
“Order!” he shouted as forcefully as he would shout, “Objection!” The courtroom was silent again.
“Mr. Wright,” Felicia said. “That is very interesting indeed, but the ink probably wouldn’t splatter because…”
“Then what about the ink casing not being busted, or the fact that there is no ink in the wound? How do you explain that?” Phoenix interrupted.
“Just what are you suggesting, Mr. Wright?” Edgeworth asked.
“That this pen…Is forged evidence,” Phoenix said. Everyone in the courtroom seemed to gasp at the same time before erupting into yells and conversations. Some things that were heard by Phoenix and everyone else were, “Who does that prosecutor think she is? Presenting forged evidence.
“I knew she was too good at her job!”
“Mommy, what does ‘evidence’ mean?”
Edgeworth pounded his gavel. “Mr. Wright, this is preposterous! Who forged the evidence?”
“Why, it was none other than…Felicia Gomez. It was you, wasn’t it?” Phoenix asked.
“Me? I’ve never forged evidence in my entire life. Why would I do it now?” Felicia asked. “And how did this evidence get forged? There is blood on it and his fingerprints are all over it. How would anyone be able to place it at the crime scene without getting rid of the fingerprints?”
Phoenix slammed his desk dramatically. “There are many ways to have done that! You could have used string or something. In any case, you’re the only one here with any reason to forge the evidence whatsoever!”
“Nooo! Mr. Wright, you’re mistaken. There has to be another explanation!” Felicia said.
“Like what?” Phoenix inquired.
“Like maybe Mr. Shakespeare was using the pen, and blood got on it as a result of the blood splatter from the other weapon being used?”
“Objection!” Phoenix shouted. “That can’t be the case, Ms. Gomez. If that was true, there would be blood on the sides of this pen, not just at the tip!”
Felicia gulped. “B-but…I didn’t forge…anything,” she said pathetically over the voices of the spectators. She was really pail. “Please. Believe me.” Edgeworth pounded his gavel again, this time five times before it was quiet.
“I think it is time…For a recess,” Edgeworth said, his voice was calm, but everyone could tell by his face that he was furious.
“We’re not going to suspend the trial? I mean, there are lots of things we need to investigate,” Phoenix asked.
“Ms. Gomez was going to call a witness," Edeworth replied. "The court will break for a thirty minute recess. Court is adjourned.” The gavel pounded, and everyone left the courtroom.

Sorry it took me so long to post this. Limited time on the computer and all.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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But wouldn't Edgeworth be a little more involved? I mean, where's his personality? Why isn't he angry? And he wouldn't say stuff like "She was gonna call a witness or something." Make him a bit more forceful next time!
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Okay. More forceful. I could try editing the part I just put up to make him more...Edgeworthy.

EDIT: I edited the chapter a little bit, but not much. I don't want to ruin some things for the next part.
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Not that anyone cares anymore, but NEXT PART IS UP!

Spoiler: Chapter 4 part 3
“Thou did it!” William Shakespeare exclaimed, kissing Phoenix on the hand.
“The trial’s not over yet and…What are you doing?!” Phoenix asked.
“Kissing thine hand,” William replied.
“Stop. Please,” Phoenix said.
“All right,” William said, stopping kissing Phoenix’s hand. “So, the prosecution has a witness?”
“Yeah,” Phoenix responded. “And I’m sure the witness is the real killer.”
“M-Mr. Wright, thou art brilliant!”
“Well, it’s just what happens every time there’s a trial, so…” Phoenix began.
“Not true! What about the Matt Engarde case?” William inquired.
“Most of the time then. Wait! You’ve been researching me?”
“Why, yes. I make it a point not to hire those whom I do not know. I probably should have mentioned that sooner,” was William’s answer.
Phoenix cleared his throat. “Anyway, I’m confident you’ll get the ‘not guilty’ verdict.”
“As am I. I am glad I chose thou as a lawyer, Mr. Wright.”
“Th-thank you. So, um…Where’s Ms. Gomez?” Phoenix asked.
“She has been summoned to the judge’s chambers…” William replied. “Why?”
“N-no reason,” Phoenix lied.
“Aw, doth thou have a little crush on the wench-er Ms. Gomez?”
“No! What would give that idea?!!” Phoenix yelled.
“Thy sudden defensive behavior.”
“L-look, I-I don’t…”
“What’s going on here?” a weak voice interrupted. Phoenix turned around to see a pail, trembling Felicia.
“M-Ms. Gomez. Are you alright?”
“Yes, Mr. Wright,” was Felicia’s shaky response.
“What happened?” Phoenix inquired.
“We discussed my crime at length,” Felicia answered. “I have never seen anyone get so angry. He was…It was as if I had personally insulted him.”
That’s right, Phoenix thought. He once was accused of forging evidence himself.
“Anyway, I’m going to have my own trial at a later date. I’m going to lose my badge,” Felicia continued.
“W-Whaaaat?! F-Felicia, I didn’t-I’m sorry!”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Wright. I deserve to be punished, even if I didn’t personally forge the evidence. I should have known it was suspicious from the start,” Felicia said matter-of-factly.
“Did you forge the evidence?” Phoenix asked. Then, five chains with five red locks covered his vision. P-psych locks? Why?!
“It doesn’t matter. I’ll lose my badge anyway,” Felicia replied.
“It’s time for the trial to resume, sir,” Maggey said.
Recess is over? Already? Don’t worry, Mr. Shakespeare. I’ll solve this case. Somehow.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Spoiler: Part 4 of Chapter 4
Edgeworth pounded his gavel.
"Court is back in session," he said.
Strange, Phoenix thought. He doesn't look as angry as he did earlier. Then, he looked over at Felicia, who looked relaxed.
"Your Honor, it is time for me to call my witness," she said. "The prosecution calls William Shakespeare to the stand. If, of course, the defense approves." Phoenix was taken aback.
"What?! You don't have any witnesses?!"
"If there were any, they're too afraid to come forward. Besides, you don't want to miss your chance for your client to tell us what happened and possibly prove his innocence, would you?" Felicia responded with taunting eyes.
"The defense has no objections, Your Honor," Phoenix said. William Shakespeare was soon at the witness stand.
"Mr. Shakespeare, could you testify about what you were doing on Halloween at midnight?" Felicia asked.
"Certainly, but doth thou wish to know my name and occupation?" William asked.
"I believe such trifle details would merely waste the court's time. However, you may proceed if that's what you want," Felicia replied.
"My name is William Shakespeare, and I was a playwright before my untimely arrest," Will said. "now that we have that out of the way, I shall testify."
:testimony:
"At midnight on Halloween, I was at home handing out candy to children."
Th-that's it?! That is one short testimony.
As if reading Phoenix's mind, Edgeworth said, "Yes, but even the shortest of testimonies can be full of holes. You may begin your cross-examination, Mr. Wright."

To Be Continued...
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Cool. Keep going.
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Thanks, Apollo72
Spoiler: Stupid Time-wasting Thing for the Lulz.
"I object, Your Honor," Phoenix said.
"On what grounds?" asked the judge.
"Because I...feel like objecting?" Phoenix replied.
"PENALTY!"
"W-wait, Your Honor. It's Christmas," Phoenix said desperately.
"So?"
"So where is your Christmas spirit?"
"Please, Wright," said Edgeworth. "You don't really believe that flimsy argument would hold up in a court of law, do you?"
"What religion are you, Mr. Wright?" the judge asked.
"Agnostic, Your Honor," Phoenix replied.
"I see, then with Christmas spirit, I find the defendant...GUILTY!" the judge said.
"W-what?! But why?!" Phoenix asked, shocked.
"Because Agnostics and Atheists shouldn't celebrate Christmas," the judge replied.
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I can't wait to see what happens next!

BTW, I LOVE the time wasters! They are hilarious!

I think that you would be very good at writing a one-shot! You should try it sometime!
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Thanks, GDM. Maybe I should try a one-shot sometime.

I'll put up the next part later. Right now I'm trying to write three fanfics at once, so I need to take a little more time to sort them out.
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Spoiler: Because I Said So
"Objection!" Phoenix shouted forcefully.
"What is it, Mr. Wright?" William asked.
"Your testimony is riddled with contradictions!"
"I only said one sentence, so how can it be 'riddled' with contradictions?"
"Because I said so!"
"Wright, you only need to point out one contradiction," Edgeworth said.
"Yes, Your Honor, and that contradiction is..." Crap! I forgot! "YOUR FACE!!!"
"Penalty, Mr. Wright," Edgeworth said.
"W-wait, I meant he couldn't have been handing candy out to children because for holidays, the curfew is at 11:00pm!"
"Penalty."
"Why?"
"Because I said so!" Edgeworth exclaimed, pounding his gavel.
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Alright! Time for the next part! Yay!
Spoiler: Chapter 4 Part 5
"At midnight on Halloween, I was handing candy out to children."
"Objection!" Phoenix shouted forcefully, extending his index finger at William Shakespeare. "Mr. Shakespeare, there is one huge contradiction in your testimony!"
"Order, order!" Edgeworth shouted, banging his gavel. Once the courtroom was silent again, Edgeworth said, "Please, Wright. Enlighten us. What is this contradiction you speak of?"
As if he doesn't know...
"I have a little girl to look after at home. As such, I have to be aware of curfews."
"Curfews, Mr. Wright? On a holiday?" William Shakespeare asked.
"Yes. See, on weekdays it's 9PM, on weekends it's 10PM, and on holidays, the curfew is at 11:00PM. No kids could be in the street after that without being escorted home by a police officer!"
"AAAAHHH!" William screamed. Edgeworth banged his gavel.
"So, Wright. What does that mean?" Phoenix got the impression that Edgeworth already knew, but was trying to push Phoenix before he lost his momentum.
"It means the witness has some explaining to do!" Phoenix shouted, causing the spectators to start whispering to each other. Edgeworth banged his gavel, and suddenly the courtroom was silent again.
"Explain yourself, Mr. Shakespeare," Edgeworth ordered.
"I...er...! W-wait, everyone! I'll testify again!" William shouted.
"And you'll tell us the truth this time?" Phoenix asked.
"Y-yes," Shakespeare replied.
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Hehe this is funny and cool. The use of Shakespear is coolies.~
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Thanks, C.Gholy. I'll have the next part up later today. XD
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Spoiler: Chapter 4 part 6
"I did meet with the victim at about 11:55 at night.
He looked frantic, worried.
I told him I would love it if he could possibly bargain with me over my ancestor's works.
He told me he could not give me those works...They meant so much to him.
I responded like a normal person would, and then I left at 11: 59 at night.
That is all that happened."
"Why didn't you say that before, Mr. Shakespeare?"
"Because I thought it would make me look guilty," William replied.
"...Or you're still not telling the whole truth," Edgeworth said. William cringed and screamed.
William. What are you hiding?
"Well, Wri-Mr. Wright, you may begin your cross-examination," Edgeworth said.
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:edgeworth: lol - judge edgey! Loving the story, plus the time wasters...
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Re: A Comedy of PW ErrorsTopic%20Title
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Thanks, Edgygavin. I might not be able to put up the next part today because I have some planning to do...
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