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"Not only were you out of tune and forgetting the words, but your accent was the fakest, most atrocious thing I have ever heard."

I knew it^^ Lotta's really a New Yorker or something.

I also liked Ema, Lana, and Viola's auditions. Very incharacter!

Can't wait for the finals!!!
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Ah, GDM.

You are always the first one to reply, you've reviewed to every single addition made, and you never have a bad thing to say. EVER! Plus, you come up with ideas I can base my stories off of.

I wuv ya. XD
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Spoiler: Breaking News
"We have breaking news! It seems PW's Got Talent has been rigged. Let's go to a random person who is at the scene," a random person on TV said.
"Well, it appears that all the musical instruments have been broken. We were just informed that someone has OD ed on some legal substance. Here he is now! Godot! What happened?"
"Someone put sugar in my coffee," Godot replied from a hospital bed. "And now I'm a total wreck."
"Thank you, Godot. ...This just in. Franziska Von Karma has been disqualified from the competition. Here's the footage from earlier that day."

"I'm going to say, "Objection" 100 times in 10 seconds. Time me," Phoenix said.
"Go," Franziska Von Karma said. Phoenix started saying it. When he was done, Franziska started whipping him. "You got it in exactly 10 seconds and one millisecond!" Franziska shouted, whipping Phoenix until he was unconscious.

"MY LIFE IS OVER!" Larry shouted.
"What's wrong?" Edgeworth asked.
"MY PAPER! MY CRAYONS! They're DESTROYED!" Larry shouted. "I can't go on anymore..."


"As you can see, things don't bode well for tonight. There is only one person who can receive the award now. We'll show you live footage for the 'Win Because Nobody Else Can Perform' award with the 1 million dollars to go with it."


Spoiler: The...Award?
"I guess since nobody else is here, I win. Give me the trophy, Simey-poo," Oldbag said, blushing and everything.
No. I can't let it end like this. There has to be something we overlooked. Someone who could still do something to beat her... Lida thought desperately.
"And so the award goes to..."
"Objection!" Lida shouted, pointing her index finger at Oldbag. "She cannot receive the award!"
"And why not?"
"Because there is one thing you overlooked. One person who sent us a taped audition because he was out of town that day. You know him. You love him. And you don't even know his name. Let me introduce you to...The judge!" Lida shouted. Everyone stared at her, shocked, except Wendy, who shouted, "WHIPPERSNAPPER!"


Spoiler: The Thrilling Conclusion That Isn't Very Thrilling
Wendy hissed at the judge, and started singing, pouring her heart and soul into every word of "More Than A Feeling" by Boston. Unfortunately, that song left much to be desired because there was no guitar or anything. Then, the judge performed, pulling out his gavels (one in each hand) and using the various broken instruments as his drums. The audience cheered as he played super quick and wild rhythms.

"And the award goes to..." the announcer said. "The judge!" Everyone cheered as confetti rained down on the stage.
"WHIPPERSNAPPERS!" Wendy shouted once again before running away.


Spoiler: The Rant
"Ican'tbelieveIdidn'twin.Nobodyelsecoulddoanything,andbesides,mysingingwaswaybetterthanhisdrumplaying.Whatweretheythinking?
Ofcourse,Ishouldhaveexpectedthis.Everyonehatesme,includingmymother.Iaskforapony,shegivesmeacarinstead.Whataselfishandcruelthingtodo.
TheworstpartisthatI'llneverseeSimey-pooagain.Nowgetawayfromme. WHIPPERSNAPPERS!"

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:beef: Okay, THAT was a wierd ending.
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I just got through reading all of these. They're funny. XDD
Good job, Lida...wasn't exactly expecting the ending of that last one....haha...^^
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@GigaHand: Yeah, I like to make things a little unexpected sometimes. XD

@.Marisa.: I'm glad you enjoyed it. XD


I might make one last part, but it's pretty much finished, so...Any suggestions for the next topic? :)
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I like the ending. Very creative!

You should do a romance-comedy next. AND IT SHOULD BE KLAVIER X EMA!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, you should write a Klema fic. I think it'd be great!!!
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Excellent suggestion. XD

I'll get started on that tomorrow...
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Until then, enjoy random shorts. I'll only be able to put one up for now, but...XD
Spoiler: What Happened Backstage
"Something isn't right about this. I'll summarize what happened," Lida said. "Someone put sugar in Godot's coffee, and that caused him to go on a sugar-high. He was bouncing off the walls and destroyed everything in his wake. The question is: who put sugar in Godot's coffee?"

"I did it, Ms. Lida," Pearl said. "Godot told me to be an angel and bring him his coffee. I was just doing what he told me to, and I put sugar and creme in there to make it taste good. I didn't know he would react like that..."

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LOL! I love shorts.

I wonder how Pearl knew that creme and sugar can make coffee taste better...................maybe Mia drank some when she was being channeled.
Poor Godot. I can SO picture him bouncing off the walls on a sugar high. :godot:
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Yeah...I was originally planning on making that short a little longer, but I had to rush to my graduation ceremony. I'm glad you liked it nonetheless. XD

Here's another random short.
Spoiler: Alternate Joke (and other things)
Lida jumped in front of Simon as the taser went flying at him. Lida got zapped and fell flat on her face onto the table. She got up, brushed herself off, and said, "They did say his talent would be shocking."

"Okay. We got a tape from prison," Lida said. "Hm...Looks like it's Gant's..." She put in the tape. Gant did his stare of doom at a wine glass. After a minute, it shattered into a million pieces.
"...I'm not sure..." Lida said.
"He's getting a no from me," Simon remarked. "I mean...Is it really suitable to put someone who could do that on a talent show? What if that cup was a person?"
"I agree," Paula said.
"...I guess it's a big fat no, then..." Lida said.

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And...Um...I guess I'll start my romantic-comedy now. XD
Spoiler: A Love Story...Scientifically Speaking Part 1
What am I doing? Ema Skye thought as she stumbled around in her high heels. Dressing up like this was extraneous. Why did I do it anyway? She tripped and fell, screaming on her way down. Don't panic. All you have to do is put disinfectant on the wounds and put adhesive bandages over them, scientifically speaking...
"Fraulien detective," a familiar voice greeted, and Ema became aware that a hand was right in front of her. She grabbed it, and the man helped her up. She looked into his blue eyes, her breath catching in her throat.
"Klavier," she said dreamily. Then, she scowled. "What are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to be waiting for me at the restaurant?"
"Yes, but when you didn't show up, I went looking for you, Fraulien," Klavier said. "I was concerned."
"Well, scientifically speaking..." Ema started. Klavier laughed.
"Not everything is scientific," he said.
"But..."
"Shh," Klavier interrupted. "Let's just go to the restaurant, Fraulien detective. People are waiting for us."
"But I must look like a train wreck! I mean..."
"You don't get it, do you, Fraulien detective? You will always look beautiful to me," Klavier said. Ema was so shocked by this that she didn't argue as Klavier escorted her to the restaurant...


I'm not sure whether to write more or if it's good as a one-shot. Though, if I continue, the restaurant scenes will probably be much more comical than this. XD
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I swear, you have a special talent for writing shorts. LOL!!

I like the story so far, too! I think that you should continue it because I really want to see the restaurant scene!!!

:kyouya: / :sassy:

Maybe you can expand even and include some other characters!!!

Hope you had fun at the graduation party! Mine is in like five days!!!
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Graduation...party? Um...It was just the ceremony. My party's not till June.

I probably would have had more fun at the ceremony if I had avoided high heels at all costs. XD

Anyway, thank you for your AWESOMENESS! constant positive reviews. :)

Actually, I was planning on them seeing some random characters at the restaurant.
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randomness is next to godliness

Oh, well then......hope you had fun at your ceremony! :butzthumbs:
And you're welcome! You deserve every word of praise! :pearl:
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Hehe, Klema isn't my paring of choice, but still good. You could continue. ^^''
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D'awww, thanks, you guys. *Blushes deeply*

Anyway, here's the next part.
Spoiler: Part 2
"May I take your coat?" Maggey Byrde asked.
"Er...Of course," Ema replied nervously, giving Maggey her dirty coat.
"There's no need to be nervous, ja?" Klavier asked.
"O-of course! N-no need at all." Except, of course, for the fact that this is my very first date, and the statistics show that I will find a way to screw this up...
"Don't worry about a thing, Fraulien detective," Klavier said. "We ought to go sit down, ja?"
"Y-yeah. There's um..." Ema began, but lost her train of thought when she saw Detective Gumshoe casually sitting with a man who looked like it was absolute torture for him to be there. Is Gumshoe...? Nah, he couldn't be, could he?
"Excuse me for one second," Ema said to Klavier. "I need to find something out using the scientific method." Klavier flashed her a dazzling smile and said, "I'll find us a table then, ja?" As Klavier walked away, Ema curiously approached Gumshoe's table.
"Hey, pal. It seems we have company. Ho, ho, ho," Gumshoe said when he spotted Ema.
"Indeed," the man next to him agreed, clearly not as amused as Gumshoe.
"Hi," Ema greeted. "Are you two dating?" Smooth, Ema. Real smooth.
"What?!" the man next to Gumshoe shouted, his eyes growing huge.
"Wait, you're...You're Mr. Edgeworth!" Ema exclaimed.
"Yes, I am," Edgeworth said.
"So sorry. I didn't recognize you with the mustache!" Ema responded, putting one hand over her mouth.
"Apparently," Edgeworth began. "But Detective Gumshoe and I are not dating. I am his and his fiancee's ride home."
"The only way I could thank him for being so generous was to invite him to eat here on Maggey's bill," Gumshoe said. "Since I can't afford anything..."
"And what brings you here, Ema?" Edgeworth asked, obviously avoiding the subject.
"I have a date," Ema said proudly. She heard laughing at a nearby table. When she turned around, she saw Phoenix, Maya, and Iris all sitting together.
"So then, Franziska whipped me until I fainted," Phoenix said. Iris laughed, and Maya pretended to laugh.
"Hello, Mr. Wright. It's very nice to see you wearing a suit again."
"Oh...Hi, Ema," Phoenix said. "Iris, Maya, this is Ema Skye."
"I am pleased to meet you," Ema responded, shaking Iris and Maya's hands. "But I'm afraid I have to go. My date's waiting." Ema walked away, barely managing to get to Klavier's table without tripping on the way. Once she was getting close, Klavier got up and pulled out a chair for her.
"Er...Thanks, Klavier," Ema said, sitting down.
"You're very welcome, Fraulien..."
"Please, just call me Ema," she interrupted.
"Ema," Klavier said dreamily.
"Are you ready to order?" Maggey asked, completely ruining the moment.
"Um...Yeah, I'll have..." Ema began. "The 2% Calcium, 10% Vitamin D..."
"Just get the lady a lovely bowl of pasta," Klavier interrupted. "Actually, get us a huge plate to split, Fraulien waitress."
"Of course, sir. And to drink?" Maggey asked.
"I'll have the frozen H2O molecules in the..." Ema began. You dope. Why are you saying the scientific version of everything?
Because I'm nervous, and that's what I do when I'm like that.

"Just get us both some ice water, ja?" Klavier replied.
"Okay. I'll have it ready in a jiffy," Maggey said, and walked away.
"I'm sorry, Klavier. I didn't mean to..."
"You're so cute when you're like that," Klavier interrupted.
"L-like what?" Ema asked, bewildered.
"When you're not afraid of being yourself."
This is extremely corny, Ema thought as she stared into his eyes.
"And you're handsome when you're not being tackled by fan girls." Klavier laughed, and Ema couldn't help but to join him.
Wait. Why are we laughing?

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I'm liking the characters introduced here....
Edgeworth with a mustache? What kind? XDD
And Ema saying the scientific version of things when she was nervous is funny also.
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Okay, now that I've got a chance to read over all this stuff, first of all, let me say the PW idol was bloody epic. As for the love story, I'm just going to sit here and glare at you due to my hatred of Klavier X Ema.
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@Eliasbloodmoon: Well, you weren't around to come up with another suggestion. XD
@Marisa: You'll just have to use your imagination on the type of mustache. :)
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OMG I'M LATE!!!! I should have more time here in about a week, since my semester is ending......

Ema is as obsessed with science as I am with AA......almost. I'm not that bad..............yet.*looks around nervously*

Ema is portrayed perfectly with her reciting the scientific-version of things. It's funny that Klavier didn't even blink an eye when Ema was "ordering". He just translated for Maggey and everyone was happy!except Ema. And Maggey, in the mean time, probably would have brought Ema a plate with 4 vitamin D pills, 1 Calcium tablet, chunk of iron, all without giving it a second thought. (she follows orders)
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I have no problem picturing Maggey doing that. XD
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@Eliasbloodmoon: Well, you weren't around to come up with another suggestion. XD


Eh, I don't really like making suggestions. It makes me feel like I'm ordering peopel around and that they'll snap back.

That being said, if I did make suggestions, they'd all involve nerdy things, half of which I already plan on adding to the next few books in the Resist the Call series if and when I continue it. All I know is I can't wait until I get to the Apollo era book. Let's just say Phoenix isn't the only hobo... (Oh crap. Did I just do a self plug?)

If I were to make a suggestion, about all I can think of is Nick playing D&D, but I've already tried (and phailed) that one sooo... yeah.

In the end, I'm not really complaining about KlavEma pairings. I just don't like it. Heck, I don't like Klavier at all. He is to Apollo Justice as Itsuki Koizumi was to Haruhi Suzumiya. But that is neither here nor there. It's probably the German rockstar thing with the awesome deskslam and the kickass air guitar.
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Nick playing D&D? I could try it when I'm done with this, I guess.

To be honest...It's a little challenging to write this fanfiction since I'm kind of indifferent about Klema, and I'm not even sure what Klavier would do in the situation he's in.

By the way...I think I horribly screwed up your character again, but I finally edited your punishment. I really had no clue what I was even talking about the whole time...

EDIT: I feel really stupid for asking this, but what does D&D stand for?
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D&D stands for Dungeons and Dragons.

AS for my punishment, I do believe you were okay. The only thing was it seemed a little bit forced when it came to the COC and D&D references. I was more expecting me to kick in the door dressed up wearing medival bardic clothes carrying a lute to represent my nerdiness, but that is neither here nor there.

Also, it's Elias BLoodmoon, not Elias Blood Moon. Just letting you know.
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Aw, of course! *Feels stupid*

And the references were kind of forced, since I didn't have a clue what I was talking about but, now that you've actually given me an idea...Nah, that would be too harsh. I only wanted to punish you a little. Though, I might throw in some more stuff later after researching the topic extensively using Dr. Wiki Pedia.
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Lida_Rose wrote:
Aw, of course! *Feels stupid*

And the references were kind of forced, since I didn't have a clue what I was talking about but, now that you've actually given me an idea...Nah, that would be too harsh. I only wanted to punish you a little. Though, I might throw in some more stuff later after researching the topic extensively using Dr. Wiki Pedia.

Bring it on! I can take it! *Pops depression pills* I can take as much insults as you can throw at me! *Curls up into ball and cries*

JK.
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Okay, I brought it. I'm still pretty sure I screwed it up, but at least it was entertaining. XD
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...I love you forever.
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Tee-hee! I'm glad you approve. XD

...I think I just made you my favorite character in the talent show. :)
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Well, enough chatting. Here's the next part, which is probably going to be the most comical part so far.
Spoiler: Part 3
"So, uh...so," Ema began. "Er...What do you do in your free time?"
"I practice, ja? Practice makes perfect," Klavier replied. "And what do you do, Fraulien de-Ema?"
"I either prove or disprove the most complicated scientific theories I can find," Ema said. I hope he doesn't think I'm weird for saying that...
"Sounds...Interesting," Klavier said. I knew it. He thinks it's strange. Change the subject.
"The chemical composition of everything is very interesting, right down to this ice water. I mean, in order to purify water, you add fluoride and some other chemicals..."
"Ema, I find this fascinating, but...I'm more interested in how you are," Klavier interrupted.
"Oh, me? Well...I'm...a bit apprehensive. This is my very first date, and statistics show that I'll probably mess up somehow..." Ema blurted. Wait...I just said all of that aloud, didn't I? What is wrong with me?
"You can do no wrong from these eyes, ja?" Klavier said. Ema became aware that his face was moving closer to hers. Her face was moving closer to his. Suddenly, without warning, Ema's leg betrayed her by kicking Klavier right in the crotch. His face fell onto the table. Ema stood up, horrified of what she just did.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" she blurted hurriedly before running in the direction of the ladies' room. Naturally, in her inexperience with high heels, she didn't make it very far before tripping over a chair and falling in a way where she was both on top of and under a tablecloth. Everything that was once on the table fell with an ominous crashing sound. She knew she broke lots of glass items, and she was thankful she was under the tablecloth, therefore able to stay hidden until everyone forgot about it.
She would have liked nothing more than to do that...Too bad things never work out that way.

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Poor Ema......not to mention poor Klavier XD.

LOL This is great. "I have to go to the bathroom!" Very original, Ema.

"Too bad things never work out that way." OMG what's going to happen to poor Ema next? I MUST KNOW!!!! :edgy:
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I'm glad you like it so far.

Too bad I won't post the next part until tomorrow. :)
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Spoiler: Part 4
Ema peeked out from under the table cloth to try to assess what was going on. She saw eyes staring down at her, and Klavier's hand offering to help her up. Ema retreated farther under the table cloth, only to go too far and bump into the table. The thudding of the table hitting the ground sent shivers down Ema's spine. But that wasn't the worst part. The table falling over seemed to release some people from their trance, and suddenly some fan girls were screaming.
"It's Klavier, and he's dateless!" Ema got out from under the table cloth in order to avoid being trampled. She saw a crowd of women around Klavier, who cast Ema a pleading glance.
Don't worry, Klavier. I'll help you out of this, Ema thought. Scientifically.
"Hey, look! It's Klavier's brother, Kristoph!" Ema shouted.
"Who cares about Kristoph?" a random fan girl asked as the crowd kept swarming Klavier. It seemed more and more girls were joining the mass of people, trying to get autographs, among other things.
Time for plan B, Ema thought.
"Hey, look! It's Phoenix making out with Edgeworth!" Ema shouted forcefully. Phoenix's jaw dropped to the floor. Edgeworth's eyes grew twice their normal size. And they both stared in horror as the fan girls all tried seeing out the window, foaming out the mouths.
"The girls won't follow us into the boy's bathroom. Let's go," Ema said, grabbing Klavier by the hand and running, practically dragging him along. Unfortunately for them, Klavier also had fan boys, and they were all in the bathroom.
"Um...Look! It's Mia Fey taking her top off!" Ema shouted.
"Oh, that is just indecent. Let's go stop her," one of the fan boys said and they all ran out of the bathroom.
"Yeah...I'm sure they would stop her," Ema said sarcastically. "Now to exit out the window without breaking it!" She pulled out a test tube of some strange, bubbling liquid and started pouring its contents on the window. The glass melted away wherever she applied it.
"Ugh..." Klavier moaned.
"Are you alright?" Ema asked.
"Yeah. Popular men like me are always okay, ja?" Klavier lied. "You first, Fraulien Ema."
Ema expertly leaped out the window, giving the impression she's exited restaurants in such a way before. Then, she helped Klavier out the window.
"Thanks, Ema," Klavier said. "But why didn't you tell them the truth? That we were going out."
"Um...Well, I kind of figured you would ditch me after the whole kicking you in the penis thing, which I am sorry for, by the way! I didn't mean to..." Ema said.
"It's okay, Ema. Just give me a few days to recover," Klavier interrupted.
"Okay. I'm sorry. I think there might be a way to salvage this date," Ema announced.
"How?" Klavier asked, amused.
"You'll see," Ema replied, grabbing Klavier and dragging him once again.


Sorry if it seemed a little rushed, but I have to rush off the computer. I guess I'll edit it later...
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I wonder what other things Ema has in that bag of hers................. :yummy:

It didn't seem rushed to me! I like it! :minuki:

"Hey, look! It's Phoenix making out with Edgeworth!" OMG I lol'd so hard! Great diversion, Ema.

Poor Klavier; looks like he has fans everywhere. Even in the boy's restroom XD.
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Heh heh. I love your stories. They're so..uh.....well done? Ah, heck with it, they're MARVELOUS! SPECTACULAR! INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL! Yeah, so keep going! :pearly:
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