I'm baaaaaaaaack. Well not really... Anyway this oneshot was written by me for the kink meme, a long time ago. Part 14, page 21.
Here is the prompt : Let's see a tipsy Miles at his office party, being a little too forward with his fellow prosecutors. "Too forward" can mean chatting people up, or simply being too honest (e.g. telling Payne how much he admires the fact that he doesn't even try to hide his baldness, or telling Lana she'd be really pretty if she'd just do *something* with her hair), or both. He's very polite at all times, and if/when chatting people up, rather charming in a slurred drunken way. Franziska ends up bringing him home and putting him to bed, while he hugs on her and tells her he loves her (whether that's in a brotherly sense, a sexual sense, or a drunken 'I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place' sense is up to Anon).

So here is the story:

Title: I love you because I'm drunk
Genre: Humor
Status: Complete
Rating: K
Summary: Written for the kink meme. Edgeworth is drunk and he's being a little too forward with his fellow prosecutors. Franziska ends up bringing him home and putting him to bed. MilesxFranziska

Hope you will enjoy this story. And sorry because I don't really know how to write a drunk guy in English. I can do it in French but not in English, so I'm sorry because it's weird. And also sorry for the grammatical errors!^^

Let me think what you've thought of it!^^



« Yes you’re right Prosecutor Skye, we definitely need to increase the popularity of the Prosecutor’s Office.”

“Yes. It’s exactly what I think, Prosecutor Payne.”

They were still chatting when a man enter the building.

He doesn’t walk very well. The truth is, he had drunk too much. They were at the restaurant, you know, the not very good one… Ah… it had a weird name… Well… so he had drunk…too much and his friends called him a cab to bring him home but on the way, he remembered that there was something he had forgotten, at his office. So… so he was here now…

Ahhhhh…Two people were chatting but who were they? He didn’t recognize the voices. Ahhhh they sounded soooooooo weird…

He tried to walk towards them but he hit a wall.

The two prosecutors turned their head in the direction of the noise.

“Is there someone here? I thought it was too late…” Payne asked

“Well that’s not true, Prosecutor von Karma is still working in her office.”

“Yes but she’s different, you know that…She could work all the night!”

An other noise.

“But WHAT is this?” Prosecutor Skye asked

In fact, it was the same man who didn’t see something else but he couldn’t see what it was very well. … He really doesn’t know.

“Prosecutor Skye, I think I see someone…”

“Oh really?”

“Yes…And I would bet it’s Prosecutor Edgeworth.”

“Edgeworth making so much noise?”

But that was definitely him. Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth.

As the second Prosecutor Skye had recognized him, he saw them too. He was walking…strangely.

He managed to arrived where they were. He had a stupid smile on his lips.

“Edgeworth…Are you all right?” Skye asked.

His stupid smile grew.

“Ahhhhhhhhh. Prosecutor Skyeeee. You knowww… I was th…thinking ‘bout ya…”

“Huh?”

“Yessssssssss and I arrived to the conclusion thatttttttt…you could… be pretty!”

“Are you saying that she is not actually?” Payne intervened

“No… I…I meannn… Yessssss… she iz noooooooot!”

Prosecutor Skye frowned :

“Edgeworth…Are you… are you drunk?!”

“Ahhh but don’t worry Missss Skye… I haveeeeeeeeeee a solution for ya!!!”

“Don’t listen to him, Prosecutor Skye, he is just particularly an idiot tonight!”

“Ahhhhhhhh and Mister Payne of courseeeeeeee! You too… I have a solution for you!”

“A solution? For me? What the hell are you talking about??”

“I mean thattt… I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that you are blind! Because for each case, you missed ALL all all all all all the crucial evidences so I deducted that you were blind! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut don’t worry I know an EXCELLENT surgeon who can help you!!”

“What?” Payne huffed ”Me, blind? How dare you…!”

“Calm down Payne, he is drunk! Don’t argue with him.”

“And… Missssssss Skye! If you change your haircut you CAN be pretty but if you DON’T change it, you’re going to stay…NOT PRETTY! UGLYYYYY! I’ll show you how you can change your haircut!”

And with those words he approached her.

“Don’t move Edgeworth! Stay where you are.”

He didn’t seem to hear her. He was grabbing her hair when…

CRACK

Edgeworth yelled in pain and let her go. Skye turned to see her savior.

“Miss von Karma?”

„FRANZISKA!“

All the people looked at Miles Edgeworth.

Franziska frowned:

“What did you do to yourself, Miles Edgeworth?”

He didn’t answer and approached her.

CRACK

”Stay where you are, Miles Edgeworth.”

She turned towards Skye and Payne:

“I’m going to bring him home. Don’t worry, and I excuse myself for his behavior.”

Then she grabbed her little brother by the arm and went to her car.

Ten minutes after they were at his home. Problem: He was making too much noise.

Upset she yelled :

“Will you SHUT UP you foolish fool? You’re going to awake all of the people who are living here!”

He couldn’t help laugh and she smacked him behind the head.

Then they were in his apartment and then in his room.

“Go to bed” Franziska von Karma said.

He obeyed but when he was down he suddenly grabbed her arm and pulled her down.

She was on the bed, just like him. And she had lost her whip at the same time. She slapped him:

“You FOOL! Are you crazy, you foolish little fool!”

He laughed again and said:

“Franziskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I love you!”

“What??”

“I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!”

He placed his hands to each side of her face:

“I love you...”

“Don’t say another word fool, and don’t touch me. Go to bed, that’s the only thing you...HumPH...

He suddenly kissed her, full on the lips.

Her eyes widened, as he closed his. She was too surprised to react and she let him do that.

He broke the kiss and stared at her:

“Your lips tasted sooooo good.”

She slapped him again, the surprised passed:

“GO TO BED! NOW!”

Again, she slapped him. Harder.

He did as she said and maybe the alcohol was making effect because he was sleeping a minute after.

She went outside of the room.

What a fool! He was totally idiot. He will see tomorrow, in which state he was going to be!

But in a way she had liked feeling his lips against hers. And she didn’t realised it but she was gently stroking the lips he had kissed.

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Hope you liked it!^^

I really can't imagine edgey getting drunk.
But still a good idea!

Well... The hilarious feelings I feel can not be put into words, probably because I just woke up...

In the end, this was hilarious, though yeah, in the real world Edgy doesn't get drunk, unless he has a good friend and they went out to dinner and Edgeworth vented to him and he kept drinking out of the sheer anger and sadness from his angst.

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I enjoyed this, I laughed out loud several times!

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Hey thanks. But it wasn't my idea it was from Kink meme. You know kink meme is sometimes weird!^^



Yes you're right but as I said it's from kink meme. And plus, how Edgey got drunk wasn't really the prompt. Thanks for the comment anyway!^^



Glad you liked it. I remember having fun when I wrote it!^^ Thanks for the comment!^^

Yes! Fran/Miles! Lol.

It was really cute and pretty funny I liked it!

BTW, your writing drunk in English was pretty good! In the future, I'd add a bunch of "filler" words (I don't know what those are in French, but in English, I'm talking about things such as, "Uh, like, um, well," etc.) Like, he can't think well what he wants to say. Also, I'd elongate vowels more often than consonants, but otherwise, good job!

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Hey thanks!^^ Glad you liked it!^^