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RevFirst and DarzieP presents:
Part Six: Brink Of Insanity
Additional Writers: Gerkuman, Liam-e, mario66, Shadowpower709, takethat!, Wizard Anon.
Part Six: Brink Of Insanity
Additional Writers: Gerkuman, Liam-e, mario66, Shadowpower709, takethat!, Wizard Anon.
: Welcome back to Channel Six: Turnabout News. Breaking news from the president saying that murder has been made legal!
: Is rape legal!?
: Gant, get the fuck out! You don't even work here!
: Prick... : *cocks shotgun* Now I'm going to kill the president for making murder legal.
: This would be a kickass TV film, reckgiven!
: Whatever. In other news, Dick Gumshoe went to rehab for drug abuse from Godot's coffee. We'll be meeting him about this tomorrow... And now to Minuki with the weather report.
: The end is nigh!
: Uh... Can you tell us about today's weather?
: Oh, okay. It sould remain sunny with some few clouds - 65 degrees Fahrenheit minimum... : That's bet-
: But beware!Later In The News
: ...And now to Lotta with the sports. : I'm here withe Damon Gant who has broken the record for most rapes every done by a single person. Damon Gant, what do you have to say? : I'm-a go rape the bellboy!
: ... : And there you have it.Backstage... They Celebrate With Alcohol?
: AAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!
: *smacks her* Weird country bitch. : Reckoncourse! : This some good shit. 
: Fuck me! : Okay : That's hot. By the way, I'm taping you.
: Like, OMG! This is like, porno... On like, national daytime... Like TV!2 Days Later On The Studio
: Ugh, I can't believe the hangover is still going strong... Why did I decide to do this!? What with the rape, the magic, the stupididy- : *enters* : Well, I guess that makes it kinda- : Rape time! Oh, Udgey!
: Not there again, angel!
: Dear God, why did you have me see that? Maybe I should stop lamenting out in the open inbetween brakes.
: Uh, like... Uh, Lana... I, like- : Oh dear lord, say it!
: I'm like, still rolling... And like, it's still like, being broadcasted... Like, through... Like, everywhere. Even in like, the... Like, uh... Like, studio. : So that means.... : ...Meanwhile
: Good evening, America! Thanks to Minuki's... : Magic! : ...I am now free to begin my quest for WORLD DOMINATION! You may hide in your homes... You may hide in the font in your church... You may even be hiding in the Channel 6 Lavatories! : *Gulps* : But be warned, I will hunt you down and... : RA...*shot* : (With gun in mouth) Hunt you down, shoot you and eat you. Now, if you don't mind I'll be making some Crispy Fried Gant...Later
: Magic is a load of bullshit to you!?
: Scientifically so! : Oh no you didn't. : Hey y'all. Lotta here bringin ya' the latest sports update! The Magic vs. Science sure has heated up, my friend. Will the fight be epic? Reckoncourse!
: Damn, I look fat in that picture... : Yeah you do. : That's it bitch, it's on!*bitch fight*
: Now to Ms Byrde with the latest report. : The latest outbreak of rape has been cause by Death Row escapees: Redd White, Manfred von Karma and ofcourse Damon Gant. At the moment, they are currently dry-humping each other. Back to you Ms Skye. : .......Damn. : .........Damn.....That's hot! : Shut the fuck up! In other news... *smokes* The Blue Badger is alive! It was recently seen walking down the street. *smokes* Here's the Blue Badger.
: (Is not really alive.) : Damn , Ms Byrde. That's some strong ganji you's smokin... Gimme some! : We get strong shit in Texas, G! HXC! *gangsign* : WORD! *secret handshakes* : Guess it's not so secret anymore that you've just showed it on live TV!Later
: In local sports news, the record for most people in an orgy was broken we are here live with the people...
It....Was....AWESOME : That's interesting... : What? : Only 2 out of 11 of the participants in the orgy even are women.
: ...
: The view numbers of yaoi-fans have rocketed. : Speaking of naked men... What ever happened to those guys?
: We're a family now!
: Please don't go in-more depth than that. : Meet our son!
: And out daughter!
: This can't get any worse...
: ...
: Pirates of the Caribbean is full of homosexual innuendoes!
: And you know what?...
: I get all the jokes and fucking love it!
: Let me just show my reaction in a way that even words can't explain...
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Hey Edgeworth. Did you hear about that new Apollo Justice?
Dammit, Wright. That's old news by now.
Did somebody call me? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Somehow, I feel I already know him.
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Attorney Proto wrote:
:phoenix: Hey Edgeworth. Did you hear about that new Apollo Justice?
Dammit, Wright. That's old news by now.
Did somebody call me?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Somehow, I feel I already know him.
Dammit, Wright. That's old news by now. Did somebody call me? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Somehow, I feel I already know him.That's Awesome! I can't believe you made a Apollo Justice Smilie! Have tried to submit it to be added to the smilies we have already? I would so love to use that!
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Attorney Proto wrote:
:phoenix: Hey Edgeworth. Did you hear about that new Apollo Justice?
Dammit, Wright. That's old news by now.
Did somebody call me?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Somehow, I feel I already know him.
Dammit, Wright. That's old news by now. Did somebody call me? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Somehow, I feel I already know him.......You're getting hugged. *hugs*
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to say we will not be continuing Pirates of the Courtibbian, due to the fact that one of our actors is completely uncooprative. I start out in a coffin, surrounded by water. That equals death. You get picked up by a ship in fifteen minutes. That doesn't matter considering that, in the end, I... Don't spoil it! Fine. Is there anything I can do to get you to work?
Well, there is that one thing.... No. Just...No. Fine then! I won't work. Fine. I'll do it. Yeah! You better be ready by tonight! Or else...*walks off* Well, I never expected you to do that. I know. Sure, I kinda like it, but still, that's just wrong. ....I'm not going to join you if that's what you're thinking... Damnit! Fine, I'll do this on my own. OK, see yah. ...Seriously, how disturbing is that? Law School Musical. Worst crossover ever in my mind.--------
The camera shows the top of a ladder on the side of the ship. It pulls back as Edgeworth climbs onto the ship.
*climbs onto the ship* Buanos dias guys. I'm baaaaaaack.Camera shifts to show the entire crew of the ship, all glaring at him.
........ What'd I do this time? Grossburg, inform me.
*Magically spawns on deck* Hey, I was Gibbs last time. Why does Grossburg replace me? I changed that because nobody likes you. *Also magically spawns on deck* And I was Gibbs before him. Not only did people think you weren't the best person for Gibbs, but I was worried you might get cabin fever and go on a crew rapeing spree. Now, go away. Touche'. *they both disappear* *ahem* Anyways, Mr. Grossburg, why is everyone glaring at me angrily?
When you voluntarily threw yourself in that prison, we expect you to come with something a bit more shiney. Ah, but I have...... What do I have? *hoarse whispers* In your pocket.....Your other pocket...I said, your other....Screw it. *Walks onto the set, reaches into Edgeworth's coat pocket, and pulls out a piece of paper* There ya go! *walks off* Thanks...Anyways, this here is a... Rowr! *Jumps out of nowhere and grabs the parchment in his mouth* Shoe's undead...I think we just crossed that magical line in the universe.
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Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do. If there is anyone who does not think that these two should be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.<Phoenix/Edgeworth Fans>
Later
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Miles Edgeworth to be your lawfully wedded....husband, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do.<Phoenix/Maya Fans>
It goes on and on and on!
= awesomeness
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[Team Sonic] Shadow wrote:
Why Phoenix Wright Characters Can't Get Married
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part?
I do.
If there is anyone who does not think that these two should be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
<Phoenix/Edgeworth Fans>
Later
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Miles Edgeworth to be your lawfully wedded....husband, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part?
I do.
<Phoenix/Maya Fans>
It goes on and on and on!
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do. If there is anyone who does not think that these two should be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.<Phoenix/Edgeworth Fans>
Later
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Miles Edgeworth to be your lawfully wedded....husband, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do.<Phoenix/Maya Fans>
It goes on and on and on!Wow, That is so true if you think about! Good One!
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[Team Sonic] Shadow wrote:
Why Phoenix Wright Characters Can't Get Married
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part?
I do.
If there is anyone who does not think that these two should be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
<Phoenix/Edgeworth Fans>
Later
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Miles Edgeworth to be your lawfully wedded....husband, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part?
I do.
<Phoenix/Maya Fans>
It goes on and on and on!
*laughs* Absolutely and posilutely true! Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Maya Fey to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do. If there is anyone who does not think that these two should be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.<Phoenix/Edgeworth Fans>
Later
Do you, Phoenix Wright, take Miles Edgeworth to be your lawfully wedded....husband, through sick and poor, through good times and bad, till death do you part? I do.<Phoenix/Maya Fans>
It goes on and on and on! *laughs some more* Hilarious! LOVE the RevThirst comic! *LOL!* HILARIOUS!
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Give me 400 babies huh? I'd like to see what happens if you took a sip.--------
How many is that now? (Elias' would-be-girlfriend Nicole if we hadn't told each other of our crush on the second-to-last week of school) That makes number 42. All that from a f***ing teaspoon--------
*Pulls out a flintlock pistol and shoots Shoe* Rowr! *Drops piece of paper and runs off* *picks it up* It's a key! Even better! It's a drawing of a key! And that is better how? This key opens a chest, which holds a sacred item. You mean the chest of... ...What's with the pause? I was never informed of who would take the Davey Jones part, so I don't know who to say. Oh. That would be Gant. Wasn't he just here complaining about not having a part? He threatened to rape me, so I had to. Is he tentically? Yes. I don't think that's a smart idea. Why not? Two words. First starts with a T and rhymes with technical, and the second starts with R and rhymes with ape. ...........Oh God!
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Give up Edgeworth. And why would I want to do that? Because if you don't...*pulls out teddybear*
The bear gets it.
*gasp* No!! Not Mr. Sunshine Daisy Princess Honeysparkles Fluffymookins the Third!!! ... ... ... *ahem* I mean- I don't care about some stupid teddybear. O RLY? Okay then. *starts to pull on a seam* NO!! You bastard!! Fine!! The prosecution claims the defense is Not Guilty!! There you happy? Now give me back my Mr. Sushine Daisy- Allright allright here. Just don't repeat that name ever again. Yay!! *glomps teddybear* I-I mean *ahem* You've won this time Wright.
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(
, , , and playing the can shaking game in Mario Party 8) (As Mario) What!! Edgeworth won again?! (As Dry Bones) What do you expect from a chronic masturbater and ass-fucker, bitch! (As Boo) You guys just lack the skill. (As Birdo) I LIKE THIS CHARACTER, HIS MOUTH IS PERFECT FOR-- OOH! Look at the time!! It's time to jump into the tub!
*sitting by himself* There's no fifth player mode?Intermission!
Just in for you yaoi-freaks! With three easy payments of $10.99 you can have the sex tape between Phoenix and G-- HOLY CRAP!! HE'S GOING TO RELEASE IT! *tackles CL*
NOOO!!!*Commercial cuts off*
Clickmon presents a low budget
THREE GUYS (AND ONE FREEBALLER) NAKED IN A HOT TUB!
while CI is absent due to a recent accident
while CI is absent due to a recent accident
DAMN YOU CLICKMON, AND WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR HONEYMOON WITH MAYA, PHOENIX?? I sensed danger that would jeopardize my marriage and dignity!!! I'm off now!Group members tonight are:
(
) Damon Gant, the local kiddy fiddler.(
) Godot, STILL a pimp.(
) Dick Gumshoe, clueless as ever.And filling in Phoenix's role as group moderator:
(
) MILES EDGEWORTH! *confetti and fire-crackers* HEY! Why don't I get an entrance like that?! Because your goddamn Godot. Damn right I am. Bitch! And you just don't know when to shut up. YOU DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO SHUT UP! I'M GODOT, BITCH! Why aren't you barging in Maruhodou's honeymoon and stop him before he changes his mind on who he should fuck! I have long to use this. 
Damnit! *AHEM* I shall start. Issue #1: Godot/Phoenix pairings are starting to get popular--
I thought we've been through this topic already!!! Egdeworthfucking Maruhodou only fucks -- 
We have already?? I'm just reading off this card I was given during the intermission. From who?
Me~~ OH SHIT!! THE WITCH IS HERE! Witch?! *sees her reflection in the water* O CRAP! WRONG PERSON!*poof*
There much better. Hi! I'm Clickmon! We have heard of you... you're the y-- YAOI QUEEN! I'M YOUR GREATEST FAN!! WANT TO TRADE ARTS? Sure!! But now is not the time! I get it! You have gathered us here for us to fall into your trap! Us naked here in a tub makes a perfect yaoi scene!! I'm not falling for it! *gets up to leave* AHH! Wait, wait! You're a Maruhodou/Edgeworth shipper? Yup! That's good enough for me. *sips coffee* Keep it up. HO HO!!! THAT'S NOT ONLY IT What? Little girl, it best for you to leave before you end up dead in a ditch. B-but, that's not what I'm here! Then what is it? I'm just as curious as the community about where Phoenix and Maya went on their honeymoon. I've told Beef about this already: They are someplace in Japan. Awwe, I see. That's not the reason you're here, isn't it? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... *Snickers* Ooooh coffee-boy. What is it, you Orange-fuck? CLICKMON IS A HARDCORE PHOENIX/GODOT SHIPPER! 
IT WAS YOU WHO STARTED THAT?! EEK! DON'T BLAME ME!!! BLAME THE JAPANESE FANS WHO INSPIRED ME!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL!!! DIE BITCH! *chases Clickmon* Well, now that they are gone. I can enjoy some peace for once. Heey! Don't run off now! I was going to share my Phoenix/Godot fanarts!! I spoke too soon. What's going on now? I clearly don't know. There's a reason for rehearsals. *walks back* BACK SO SOON? You didn't kill her, did you? Shut up and continue with this shit. Hmmm. So you didn't, what made you stop? I said SHUT UP and cont-- She blackmailed you, didn't she? ... Blackmailed you with... perhaps a sex tape? !! Ha! Now THIS is interesting. That's good news for me and bad news for Phoenix. Say anymore and I'll pimp slap you! Let's change the subject so the cross-dressing fairy can collect what's left of his dignity. Again, we can't do this without Phoenix. ...Yeah, you miss his ass... I'm going to ignore what you said. Hopefully we will be enlighten with the location of the freelancers, and more importantly, the whereabouts of Phoenix and Maya and their honeymoon. One question came to my mind, what happened to CI? I heard he gouged his eyes after some kind of roleplaying. Hmm. Well until then, meeting adjourned!Everything that just happened was a mere fantasy of none other than Clickmon. Obviously trying to draw away from her yaoi obsession and sad attempt to make a funny. She failed, failed hard and has a sick mind.
Heey hey!! Half of that is true!
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I'm hoping to release a new Freelance Photojournalist soon though...
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Whatever happen to all of these funnies stories that was running popular a little while back? Here's Looking at you CI and Al!
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: Dammit! I can't remove this strain of GUILT from the patient!Angie : Oh no! What are we gonna do?!
: We need a new weapon to battle it... but what.... : Aha! I have it! We will battle GUILT with INNOCENCE!Angie : w-what?
: Angie, down on the floor. I need to take your INNOCENCE.Angie : B-but what if I don't want to?!
: Don't worry, it'll just be a one-operation stand.Angie : ...
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GANT STYLE: Hit TV show for child molesters and sex offenders!
Starting: DAMON GANT!
How you doin'?And his cute assistant: PEARL FEY!
Hi! ACK!! PEARL!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM! Ooo Wrighto, you don't who you're messing with. *pushes Phoenix off camera* OOF!And special guest: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
Huh, what?And your host, DAMON GANT!
Greetings all. I'm just as excited as all of you. Now to begin. Uncle Gant. Yes Pearldickie? I just want to say: I love you.Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE!
Now Pearldickie, don't embarrass Uncle Gant while he's on air but thank you. You'll get a special "treat" after the show. Yay, special treat! Speaking of treat. Pearldickie, what's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "sweet and small"? Candy! Better yet. FREE CANDY!! GANT STYLE # 184 First thing first you will need a bag of candies. Hard, soft; a variation of candies to attract all types of children. I like gummy candy. Now, an adult myself giving out candy to children may seem startling to children so that is why you have another child to give it out and bait them in the van! Now for a reenactment!*Plays video*
Free candy for all. Delicious candy~
Ooo!! I want some! Sorry, but I'm all out but my uncle has some in this van. OOO! Gimme! Gimme! *Quickly opens the van door and snatches up Cody* HA! Like stealing candy from a baby! Is there any Starbursts left? *jumps into the van and they drive off**End video*
Simple as that! Now for it to work effectively you must bait them fall enough that their parents or the authorities are not visible. Don't worry, that little boy in the video is safe with his parents. Hohoho, after I fondled him! That's it for today's show! Stay tuned for the next episode of GANT STYLE. Hey wait, I thought I was a special guest! Special indeed. Remember I'm not just a kiddy fiddler. W-what?!*Scene removed*
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I feel the same
CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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dullahan1 wrote:
Clicky, that was amazingly funny, yet quite disturbing!!! Looking forward to seeing more if you decide to make any more funnies!!! You got a good sense of humor!!! Then again, you did the tentacle kiddyfiddler!!! *shot*
I completely and Wholeheartly agree with Dulla!
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GANTSTA STYLE!
For your pedo and yaoi needs!
For your pedo and yaoi needs!
Uncle Gant, you changed the title. Because I'm that awesome.Staring Pearl Fey and Damon Gant!
Huzzah! Am I glad to be here! 
Stop!!! We're here to protest against you!! This show is a menace! We demand you stop before you cause more harm to the world! Wrighto! You've come back for MORE CORN? GAH!!! *shields himself* N-noo!! Not corn...!!(Watch this video to understand ;D)
....
Now, now, do you know who you are speaking to? Uh, a murderous pedophile? No, the President of the world! You mean AMERICA. America, world. It's the same. My point is... as of now I'm passing a bill on this scribbled piece of paper that will punish anyone who oppose me or Pearldickie here. What! You can't do that! I'm the President, I can do anything. Those who do oppose will be corn'd by me and be given this adorable baby blue beanie hat. (Why do I have a foreshadow-y feeling that I will be wearing that hat as a custom in the future.) Now, who will be the fir-- my mistake. The second to oppose me? Erm... carry on with your show *Exit the stage* Now where was I? O! I would like to read some viewer mail! Most of the mail we receive are addressed to me but luckily Uncle Gant is here to filter them. He said most of the writers mail in their address for me to go and sometimes the mail includes naked pictures of them. I keep the pictures. Here's a letter to you, Uncle Gant. Thank you, Pearldickie.*Reads the letter* "Dear Gant, I have a problem. I want to jump into a certain person's pant. He is either preoccupied with his assistant or aimlessly wandering around the city, shoving items into people's faces until they stop repeating themselves. His assistant just follows him around, commenting everything in the environment. What should I do to get his attention? I'm the person who doesn't like to express his feelings freely. We are good friends and he's always there to help me when I'm down, but what I really want is to be down on him. Sincerely, Ooo, that's quite a problem. What do you suggest, Uncle Gant? This poor fella needs to step up or he won't be worthy for any man. What you need to do is be on the edge, express yourself; bare your chest! If that doesn't work: Rape is always an option. Hey, there's a 98% he will love you at the end. Trust me, I read up on this stuff. Great advice. I would consider it. You sure would! Now, many people ask me how I capture older men? Well, for that case I use ol' fashion ski mask and chloroform. Gant Style #14! We don't have a video set up for this I will have to demonstrate it myself right now. *walks off stage -- Camera man following Gant**Outside*
Now, it's broad daylight so the risk is high but if you're careful and clever like me it should not be a problem. *Puts on the ski mask*
Any mask that covers your face completely is always good, especially when you're very recognizable. Camera man, hide in this bush. I see the perfect victim.*Cameraman shifts into the bushes*
Nooo! My girlfriend left me again! I gave her gifts, and all my money! What more does she want?! What makes this even more perfect is his back facing us. I don't see anyone around so now is the time to attack. Take out a cloth and dampen it with the chloroform. Not too much that it will be lethal but enough to knock down a man. *Sneaks up on Larry**In the studio*
Oo, this is like watching those animal doc-coo-men-tarries.*Outside*
Huh?? *looks back*
Chloroform'd, HOO!!!
AHHH....hh.... zzZZZZZZ! Success! *throws Larry on his shoulders* A tip: choose your victims carefully, preferable someone your size or smaller. Pearldickie, will you end the show for me while I have fun with this heart-broken boy?*In the Studio*
Sure thing! That's it for Gantsta Style. Stay tune for the next episode where there will be a new a segment I will be presenting!*Screaming heard in the background:
Huuuuuuh?? What are you doing with that corncob-- AHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!* Pearl Fey signing off!
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I feel the same
CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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I object to everything objectional!
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Court is now is session for the trial of....for the trial of..... Your honor? Is something wrong your honor? Oh no, court is just in session. The defense is ready (yeah right, I have no idea who my client is or what is going on!) The prosecution is ready (Why was I given no information on this case?!) Well I have heard enough, this court hearby declares the defendant 
(simutainius) But we haven't even heard anything! Unless...... ............. Your honor, YOU'RE the defendant! And I know I didn't kill anyone so therefore I am not guilty (You have to be ****ing kidding me) (I can't believe this is happening. And why can't the Judge make his buisness card or signature clear! I didn't even know who the defendant was when I got that letter of request for the defense!)
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And before you trash my Inbox, RevFirst doesn't care that I'm doing this =P. But people still might hate me for this xD.
And before you trash my Inbox, RevFirst doesn't care that I'm doing this =P. But people still might hate me for this xD.
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Set made by Bolt_Storm. Shanks.
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And as this autographed skateboard proves, there could only be one real witness at the scene of the crime! And that is-- Oh! Oh! I KNOW! It was the tourist guide, wasn't it? It had to be him, come on!! Uh, no. If it were the Tourist Guide, then that would mean he'd be able to bury 10 miles deep underground in a split-second. *Pouts* Oh darn it...I was so sure too. Your honour, this is the fifth time you've been incorrect with your claims today. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to penalize you.*Judge's life-bar disappears*
Wait, if the Judge can be penalized, and he's just lost his life-bar, then--
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
BIKE MONEY!
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They now change depending on the percentage number.
Example:
This is size 50; only 0.5 times the size.
This is size 100; normal size.
This is size 150; only 1.5 times the size.
This is size 200; only 2 times the size.
This is size 300; only 3 times the size.
With this knowledge, I can go make a new part to Channel Six: Turnabout News.
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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O... M... G! Edgeworth I just saw the most disturbing thing ever! You mean more disturbing then...FLASHBACK
DA DA DA DA DA DAH! PUBERTY POWER! What's that foolishly foolish fool up too? It looks like Maruhodou is... evolving! WHO'S THAT POKEMON?! ... What? I LIKE Pokemon! Naruhodou digivolve toooooooo...! Hobohodou... OF THE FUNK! ::in a singing tone:: Hobohodou... OF THE FUNK! Oh crap... This doesn't look good if that even more foolishly foolish fool is here... It's howdy doody time... Bitch...END FLASHBACK
Because as cool as that was it was still pretty disturbing. No! It was worse! Way worse and it's coming this way! It's... IT'S... ::comes bursting through the door only wearing a thong:: I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy it hurts! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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That's one of my rules.
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i object to yo face
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-BALLINNNNNNNNNNNNNN -Ps triple is nice slick, BLACK y'kno -makes whistle noise- Dat shit is NICE.
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That's one of my rules.
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OK guys, with my new project, Objectionman, I need suggestions on which superhero I should base the story on. But what about Pirates of the Courtabbian? What about it? Aren't you going to finish it? No. Of course. Anyways, I need some suggestions. What about Superman? No, Superman's a loser. What!? He's the most powerful superhero ever! He can take a rocket launcher to the chest, but one person gunbutts him and he's in great pain. And he's allergic to a friggin' rock. Fine. What about Batman? He's not even a superhero. Yeah he is! So....If I learn a martial art and get a bunch of gadgets, I'm a superhero? ....Dang. What about Ghost Rider? As ultra-pwnage as that would be, I can't see how I can fit that into PW. Ahhhhhh. Oh well. What about Spiderman? He is your favorite superhero. Yeah...Wait, how did you know that? Don't ask me? You're the one writing this crap. Oh. Yeah.
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That's one of my rules.
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Wizard Anon wrote:
:yuusaku: (CI) / LOLzors.
What the hell? That's a pairing, not a joke!
(CI) ...
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(CI) Your mom.
/ LOLzors. What the hell? That's a pairing, not a joke! (CI) ... ... (CI) Your mom.LOLzer! I was so not expecting that!
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*insert something witty here*
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RevFirst wrote:
Here's something interesting that I've learnt about the font-size issue.
They now change depending on the percentage number.
Example:
This is size 50; only 0.5 times the size.
This is size 100; normal size.
This is size 150; only 1.5 times the size.
This is size 200; only 2 times the size.
This is size 300; only 3 times the size.
With this knowledge, I can go make a new part to Channel Six: Turnabout News.
They now change depending on the percentage number.
Example:
This is size 50; only 0.5 times the size.
This is size 100; normal size.
This is size 150; only 1.5 times the size.
This is size 200; only 2 times the size.
This is size 300; only 3 times the size.
With this knowledge, I can go make a new part to Channel Six: Turnabout News.
Damn it can scale large
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Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
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