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Title:Top 10 Secrets: AJ Edition
Author: Me (forensicsXjustice
Rating:um...K+ maybe T
Genre: Comedy-ish & Romance-ish
Status: Work in Progress
Pairing: Various
Summary: Everyone has secrets that they keep somewhere,right?Well, now the characters of Apollo Justice confess their secrets to their trusted possessions.
Here goes nothing:
Top 10 Secrets Chapter 1:
Top 10 Secrets She Writes in her Notebook
May 2026
Dear Notebook,
I know I really should be calling you a diary, since I’m writing secrets in you, but a diary sounds so...girly-you know? Anyways, today I’ve noticed that I have a lot of secrets, but some are more personal than others. I guess its time to list the top ten most important secrets that must be kept secretive. Here it goes...
10. I’ve started writing in you (notebook) again, but Lana doesn’t know that...so shhhh... I don’t want to ruin her hard work of trying to break my habit...of writing random stuff in a notebook. That habit concerned her the most, although frankly I don’t get what was so bad about it. I mean...isn’t taking notes what scientific investigators do?
-Flashback-
“Ema, I’m going to confiscate your notebook if I see you write in it again. Are we clear?” Lana Skye, age 28, said sternly.
“Yes ma’am!”
“Good. I’ll be in my room if you need me and remember, I’ll be watching you.”
Ema made sure that Lana was never around when she wrote in her notebook. She knew scientific investigators wrote observations down...no matter how stupid the things were. And apparently, Lana always turned her back for a LONG period of time.
9. My golden snackoo project keeps failing...I don’t tell anyone though. I will keep trying until I get it perfect. I even made a vow...
Ema sat at her desk, at the L.A.P.D., as bored as ever. She had planned to start her new experiment, the golden snackoo, soon but she felt the urge to do something else. A vow. Yes that was it...a vow. She held up her hand and sat up straight as she said...
“I promise, to experiment with an original snackoo, to change the preservatives of that snackoo to make it a golden color and make the preservatives 100% safe. I WILL keep trying until I get the procedure correct and I will never give up.”
As Ema stated the last line, Judy, her best friend and famed defense attorney, walked in to hear her long time friend, say the oddest greeting in the history of odd greetings. She soon found out about her friend’s interesting plans.
8. I have a bad case of stage fright. Even if I have a great voice that everyone keeps commenting about. Like this one time...
It was the precinct’s annual talent show and everyone, I mean EVERYONE, was invited. People like Judy, Apollo, Trucy, Mr. Wright and members of the police force and prosecutor’s building. Everyone. People were chosen each year by the audience to do an act. Even if utterly retarded.
Well, this particular year, Ema was chosen by a majority (and by a majority I mean ALL) of the people attending. Ema didn’t know what act to do, so Judy picked for her. Singing. Something Ema was told she was good at.
As Ema walked up onto the stage, she noticed the huge crowd of people, staring silently at her; watching her every move. Ema started to feel woozy and froze on the spot. She started to sweat bullets and she shivered from head to toe. She felt her stomach tie into several knots and her skin went pale. She covered her mouth trying to stop herself from vomiting. She quickly ran off the cheap, wooden stage, straight to the women’s restroom.
7. This isn’t much of a secret but....I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT PASSING THE STUPID PROFICIANCY TEST! I don’t even have a flashback for it...
6. I seriously don’t like my job at the police force...I’m not gonna tell my sis though...she loved that job...well until she got moved the prosecutor’s office. I don’t really have one flashback for this secret...I have a million...I don’t feel like wasting space...
5. I’m gonna host a surprise birthday party for Mr. Wright. Anyone know when is birthday is...? Um...Anyone know how old he’s turning...? Wow...I’m hopeless... Well I’ve never really been good with planning surprise parties...
Ema was barking out commands. Today was the day, of her sister’s surprise party. Ema planned it all herself, too. She was proud of accomplishing such an amazing feat.
As Ema got into her car, her phone rang. It was Lana. Ema picked it up to make sure her sister wouldn’t suspect anything.
“Hey, Ema.”
“Hey, Sis.”
“Are you busy today?”
“Yeah, I’m planning your surprise party!”
“...”
“Opps...”
4. I use my forensic materials to investigate crime scenes before the forensics team arrives. I know I’m really not suppose to but...I just can’t help it. I mean the forensics team on the force is hopeless. They don’t even know the difference between fingerprints and toe prints. Once...
Ema walked down to the forensics department of the LAPD. She hated being down here ever since failing the proficiency test. It made her feel like some kind of failure. All the money and hard work of her sister, Lana, was a waste and sometimes Ema thought that the world would be so much better without her.
As she approached her destination, she knocked on the door. There was no answer. She placed her ear on the door, trying to detect and sound. Nothing. No sound. Nothing. She told herself she had better things to do and barged into the room leaving no one in her way.
“Excuse me, have you ever heard of knocking?” An unknown voice said.
“I’ve knocked several times, but I’m guessing you neglected the obvious sound waves around you.”
“And who are you?”
“Ema Skye, member of the police force and current head detective.”
“You think you are so smart, Miss Skye?”
“Yes, yes I do.”
“Then why aren’t you working here in the forensics department?”
“Because, I failed your stupid proficiency exam...” she muttered.
“Ha, even I could hear that.”
“Well tell me this...What’s the difference between fingerprints and toe prints?”
“...”
“I thought so!”
3. Threatening people with harmless chemicals is fun. Especially when using the long ones. I remember this one time...
“Or I might have to spill something on that pretty face of yours.” Ema said to the young boy who clamed to be a defense attorney. Namely, Apollo Justice.
“Want a dose of experimental-hydroxycelunodosetrase?”
2. I’ve never kissed a guy before...but that’s kinda personal...only three people (things) know this secret. Myself, Judy and you (notebook). I feel kinda bad talking about this since I seem to end self-pitying myself and self-pity never works so...NO FLASHBACK!
1. And finally...we get to number 1. My deepest secret of them all. I don’t even know if I should be writing this, but since I have nothing better to do here it goes...: I don’t know which guy I have a crush on more...Klavier Gavin or Apollo Justice...I know it sounds kinda stupid but seriously, I’m really confused.
I mean Klavier Gavin, a.k.a. the arrogant glimmerous fop, is usually obnoxious and well, foppish at work. But sometimes he can really be sweet, like a whole knew person you’ve never met before.
And although Apollo is young and kinda jumpy, he’s always so kind and sensitive. I seriously don’t get why he doesn’t have a girlfriend yet. When I ask him he says, “I’m waiting for the right person.” That’s kind of cheesy but, I guess that’s what I’m waiting for, too. Right?
Anyways, those are my top ten secrets. Thanks for listening-err wait...bearing my entries. Yeah that’s right...I think...Oh well you get what I mean.
Yours Truly,
Ema Skye
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forensicsXjustice's notes:
Yeah it stinks...please comment and remember: Constructive criticism...I'm only 12 ya know...

^Thank yous to PurpleAngel for the beautiful sig^
Just your typical Canadian 12 year old girl who loves cookies,
karintou, and well, a lot of things. Teehee
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