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lying is bad
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She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Credit goes to a certain Eric S. from my school.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
The cape is self-fluttering
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A. "Where's Pop corn?"
...NAILED IT
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
I already posted all of these...
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
[Words]
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Can I CARRIE those books for you?
Breaking hiatus.
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That would be 'DeLite'ful.
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see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Cause he thought it was a blood blister
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-Rule 63 of the Internet states that for every male, there is some form of media of that male as a female unless the male is too ambiguous to make a difference or he's Chuck Norris.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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That would be 'DeLite'ful.
That's punderful.
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That would be 'DeLite'ful.
Oh snap.
That's punderful.
...
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Telling jokes is very hard to do when you're tired.
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Telling jokes is very hard to do when you're tired.
(Not be sarcastic... Seriously, that joke is great xD)
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
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Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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I hid under your porch because I love you.
In other news, I'm terrible at jokes!
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Because he saw salad dressing.
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Helen Keller went to town, Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in her cap and went ".........."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jew.
Jew who?
Jew shouldn't make fun of me.
My friend made that up. Sort of stupid.....
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Maybe, But she'll never hear it.
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That's like this one.
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller and her dad?
Neither did she.
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Ever seen Stevie Wonder's House?
Neither Has he.
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Because he saw salad dressing.
LOL, that's a good one!
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How do you make regular water into holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What did the fish say when he bumped his head against a wall?
Dam.
One old man sits next to his friend on a bench in the park one afternoon.
Ahh... TGIF!
Huh? What's "TGIF" mean? Oh you don't know? It means "Thank God It's Friday"! Well SHIT. What?! No need to be so vulgar! So Happens It's Thursday.What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a slimy, bloodsucking bottomfeeder... and the other one's a fish.
Now my other ones are more offensive, so I'll spoiler them. XD
Yeah that's all I can remember right now... D|
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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That's what good jokes are all about, right?
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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I love you. <3 Seriously, Dug was the best part of that movie.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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I love you. <3 Seriously, Dug was the best part of that movie.
Yeahup glad someone got it
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Those jokes are epic.
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Pure irony.
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AND I MADE THAT JOKE!!!
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A: What, what?
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A: What, what?
PFFFFFFFFF
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