Re: What if Harry Potter Book 7 were written by someone OTHE
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Voldemort: "It's no use! Why can't I defeat you?"
Harry: "Because we're Wizard Heroes".
...>_<
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El Huesudo II wrote:
Tetsuya Nomura: Same as Square-Enix, but all the male cast are bishounen - EVEN VOLDEMORT. And all female cast are young and busty, and oddly resemble Final Fantasy characters.
Don't forget the relationship between the male cast can be referred to as "Homosexual" in nature, and that women aren't really important. Also, lots of belts and leather.
Fucking come out of the closet already, Nomura.
http://vanderlund.blogspot.com - Because the only fantasy worlds I like are those I write myself.
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DarzieP wrote:
You forgot one.
CantFakeTheFunk- Random Friskian sex scene.
CantFakeTheFunk- Random Friskian sex scene.
Actually...
CantFakeTheFunk- After saving Ginny's life, Hermione finds Ginny acting strangely around her. Her smiles start to make Hermione feel...warm. Hermione always knew the answer to every question in class, se always understood every spell, but she can;t understand these feelings boiling up inside of her.
And they get a new teacher called Gunther.
Philip Pullman- Voldermort is actually God. Who is evil. So they kill God. With furry morphing creatures who can't morph when they graduate. And Harry and Hermione fall in love but go to live in different galaxies. The end.
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Mia Fey wrote:
And they get a new teacher called Gunther.
Gunther in the Harry Potter series? Pure win.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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