Court Records

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:44 am**

Alrighty. It’s time. After a while in the making, here’s the first part of the sporking of this ridiculous game.

Phoenix Drive: Part 1

(Links to Part 2 and Part 3)

Rating:

I’m going to be giving this one a flat-out Dahlia. Now, being a sex game, normally I’d put it more around the 5 sahwit mark. However, even after the initial sex scenes, shit gets… really bad, to say the least. Those of you who have played likely know what I mean.

The sex scenes below are fully censored for your sanity. Note that while they are censored, the pictures are still very suggestive and could be considered NSFW. However, from the sporkers’ perspective, they’re seeing the whole shebang. Pun absolutely intended, and god have mercy on their souls.

Now then, without further ado, our sporkers!

Phoenix Wright!

“‘Phoenix Drive’? Is this going to be another crossover fic?”

Maya Fey!

“Maybe it’s about you finally getting a driver’s license!”

And lastly,

Franziska von Karma!

“Are you saying this fool cannot even drive?!”

[Our sporkers enter the theater with about as much enthusiasm as usual.]

Phoenix: Woo… another day of torture. And with likely added whippings, no less. *Whipcrack* AUGH!

Franziska: Good, you’ve come to expect it.

Phoenix: That’s not a good thing…

Maya: Well, it is a little funny.

Speakers: That’s enough, you three. Now take your seats, as this time we have a special presentation.

Phoenix: Huh? Why are there a keyboard and mouse in front of my seat?

Speakers: In this sporking, we’re venturing into something different. This time, you three are sporking a fangame.

Maya: Ooh, a fangame? That sounds fun!

Speakers: Yeah… fun. All we can say to you three is… good luck.

[The lights dim.]

Spoiler: SOMEWHAT NSFW

Phoenix: Well, depending on who you ask, those could be synonym- *Whipcrack* JEAGH!

Franziska: ENOUGH! I am through with this foolishness! I am taking my leave!

[Franziska leaves the theater.]

Mia: Well, I guess that’s my cue to leave too.

[Mia goes back to wherever dead people go, and Maya turns back to normal.]

Maya: So, did you guys enjoy the game?

Phoenix: Not even close, Maya. Just be glad you weren’t there for it.

Maya: Believe me, Phoenix, I’m very glad for that.

Speakers: Don’t be too glad, you two. There’s a part two to this. Maybe even a three.

Phoenix: ...Damn it. Well, Maya, let’s try and enjoy our time until then.

Maya: Yeah, I think it’s around lunchtime anyway.

[The two leave the sporking theater.]

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:52 am**

I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:57 am**

Oliver wrote:I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)

I'm actually very much considering not including the Pearls scene. I haven't actually gotten to that point in the game yet, so I'll have to judge that on its nature once I actually see it. But I get sick at the very idea of anything relating to... that sort of subject matter, so I may just skip over it for the mercy of myself and the sporkers.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:00 am**

DrOcsid wrote:
Oliver wrote:I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)
I'm actually very much considering not including the Pearls scene. I haven't actually gotten to that point in the game yet, so I'll have to judge that on its nature once I actually see it. But I get sick at the very idea of anything relating to... that sort of subject matter, so I may just skip over it for the mercy of myself and the sporkers.

It'd probably be a good idea not to.
It's really is just pedophillia.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:11 am**

I literally cackled through the whole sporking. Just straight-up couldn't stop laughing. That was wonderful. I love Phoenix Drive...

Re: the scene with Pearl: if I remember correctly, she randomly ages up ten years, so it at least doesn't look like pedophilia. Dunno if that'll influence your decision to cut it or not. I mean, if it were me I'd keep it since you still get all the hilariously disturbing subject matter but (almost) none of the disturbing visuals, but... eh.
BTW, you should probably make an off-site backup of this sporking, just in case. I ended up making one for Breathing Is A Necessity, and this is definitely worse. (Then again, we've never had a mod come in here, have we?)

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:15 am**

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:I literally cackled through the whole sporking. Just straight-up couldn't stop laughing. That was wonderful. I love Phoenix Drive...

Re: the scene with Pearl: if I remember correctly, she randomly ages up ten years, so it at least doesn't look like pedophilia. Dunno if that'll influence your decision to cut it or not. I mean, if it were me I'd keep it since you still get all the hilariously disturbing subject matter but (almost) none of the disturbing visuals, but... eh.
BTW, you should probably make an off-site backup of this sporking, just in case. I ended up making one for Breathing Is A Necessity, and this is definitely worse. (Then again, we've never had a mod come in here, have we?)

Don't worry, I've got that covered. I wrote the entire thing on a Google Doc before putting it on here. So if it gets removed from here for some reason, I can reformat it and stick it somewhere else.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:15 am**

She magically ages?
Oh, that was after someone forced her into a costume right?

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:21 am**

Oliver wrote:She magically ages?
Oh, that was after someone forced her into a costume right?

Yeah, she puts on the Pink Princess costume and gets ten years older for no apparent reason.
Although I think there's a short scene of her in her underoos before she ages up... that's pret-ty sketchy...

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:31 am**

It's just as horribly translated and grotesque as I remember. ^^ I don't know if I should be glad or sad that I can actually understand that garbled English because I can get an idea of what the Japanese originally said...

Dr. Ocsid, thanks for the sporking. The sporkers did well to keep their cool... for the most part. Just a couple facts to check:
1. Mia has referred to Phoenix as by last name during his first case, in court. But outside in the lobby, she sticks with a first-name basis.
2. According to one of the manga shorts from the official PWAA game manual (Japanese only), Mia does have a bamboo sword she uses to discipline Phoenix. Check it out here: http://www.court-records.net/manga.htm (It's the one labeled "The First Turnabout".)

For the third part, it's entirely up to you if you want to work through it. I don't personally mind, but maybe you ought to label your spoiler tags with NSFW, just in case.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:44 am**

phoenix wright in undertale
If only I weren't in the middle of a Sporking. :(

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:40 am**

Phoenix Drive...It was worse than what I was expecting...

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:48 pm**

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:Phoenix Drive...It was worse than what I was expecting...

Yeah, me too... I thought it was just a bad sex game, but I guess my definition of "bad sex game" was a little too, uh, innocent.

While the sporking was pretty funny and kept me laughing the whole way through, I don't know if I'll be reading anymore sporkings of Phoenix Drive. Even with all the scenes censored, I just... don't want to read that.

Oh yeah, and within this theatre's universe, Maya knows that her Japanese counterpart is obsessed with Miso Ramen.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:49 pm**

The management has a mind wiping machine.
That explains why they don't seem to remember certain things.
For example:
1. Suddenly Kay and Maya didn't know they sporked together previously.
2. Me forgetting about WhattheWhat's Sporking.
And 3. Maya forgetting her Japanese counterpart loves miso ramen.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:13 pm**

About phoenix wright in undertale... on one hand, I don't know how funny it is, per se, since the main draw is just the fact that the grammar is bad. It just rehashes the beginning of the game without really adding anything...
But on the other hand... crossover sporking.

...speaking of crossover sporkings, who's doing the next part of Turnabout Storm?

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:17 pm**

Maybe one day I'll find a crossover fic I like and can ~~settle down with~~ Spork the shit out of it!

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:15 am**

Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well...

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see-

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:18 am**

Snowthefirst wrote:Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well...

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see-

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.

>82 chapters

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:20 am**

*just finishes reading the Phoenix Drive spork*

. . . *sigh* I guess it's time to start calling my therapist again.

But in all reality, splendid job, Dr. Oscid! It's been a while since I laughed so hard at a sporking, especially considering the fact that it was your first. I have to admit,

I nearly fell out my chair when I saw this:

Spoiler: NSFW

Your spork gave me the motivation to go ahead, and finish the sporking I had started a few days ago, and never went back to it. For that, I say thank you.

Looking forward to Part 2!

. . .

. . . sort of. . . maybe. . . if I'm not declared mentally insane by then. *whimper*

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:23 am**

Welcome to the team, Snow!
You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:29 am**

Good luck, Rocket!

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:33 am**

Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:33 am**

Snowthefirst wrote:Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well...

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see-

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.

Welcome to the Theater. I'm sure you'll like it here.

I remember this fic. I never read past the first chapter (not the summary with the cases), though, and the last time I found it was several months ago. While 82 chapters is a lot, none of them are anywhere close to the lengths of an actual game, so it's actually just a bit disappointing for such determined effort.

Turnabout Storm, the fic, in comparison is much more toiling to get through. Still, I say it's long enough that it's worth cutting out plenty if it's going to be sporked.

@Rocket: Good luck. It still surprises me how tormented people are by that stuff when someone like me goes, eh, it's funny because the translation's bad but the rest is bleh.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:36 am**

I'm kind of like you Rubia.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:37 am**

Oliver wrote:Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today.

Looking forward to it, Oliver.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:40 am**

Oliver wrote:Welcome to the team, Snow!
You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?

Hello Oliver! Interesting that we would meet up here.

I suppose the job of N/A fits me will, as I won't be taking up sporking and mainly lurk here anyway.

About the chapter and word count: In fairness, each chapter is fairly short. The main source of the word count is that at the end of most chapters there is a court record, as in full description of evidence and profiles. I think if you cut those out the story would be much more manageable.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:44 am**

Rocket wrote:
Oliver wrote:Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today.
Looking forward to it, Oliver.

Master Rubins said this

Master Rubins wrote:The training wheels come off now

So I really can't wait for what you all think!

Snowthefirst wrote:
Oliver wrote:Welcome to the team, Snow!
You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?
Hello Oliver! Interesting that we would meet up here. I suppose the job of N/A fits me will, as I won't be taking up sporking and mainly lurk here anyway.

About the chapter and word count: In fairness, each chapter is fairly short. The main source of the word count is that at the end of most chapters there is a court record, as in full description of evidence and profiles. I think if you cut those out the story would be much more manageable.

*gasp* I-it's you!
Person I welcomed to the forums that time...

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:53 am**

That Master Rubins person sure is weird. Who the heck writes sporkings with training wheels?

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:58 am**

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:That Master Rubins person sure is weird. Who the heck writes sporkings with training wheels?

The technique he uses is odd, but it gets the job done.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:18 am**

Oh boy, that was a long trip home.
Now I present to you my first sporking "Without training wheels."

http://bludhavens.livejournal.com/22910 ... 2#t4303742
I rate this fic about...

Two Sahwits, it's not really bad, the concept is just ridiculous.

[We open up in Sporking Paradise, a place of relaxation. ...I thought we stopped with these stupid names?]

Heya everyone! We're here at the theater of sporking and the sporks who spork the sporked sporking sporks will be here soon

Todays Sporkers are...

Apollo Justice
*snore*

Klavier Gavin
Herr Forehead, wake up!

Phoenix Wright
Apollo! Wake up!

Miles Edgeworth
...

Apollo: A-Ah! Sorry, Mr. Wright. I was busy sleeping.

Speakers: We noticed.

Phoenix: But you let Larry sleep that one time...

Speakers: That was different.

Phoenix: So you'll change the rules whenever you feel like it?

Speakers: Do you have a problem with that? If we wanted to, we could make Phoenix Wright wear a chicken suit whenever he does a sporking.

Phoenix: *mumbles*

Speakers: Just as I thought.

Klavier: If you let me sleep through this, I'll give you my autograph. Ja?

Speakers: No.

Klavier: ...It was worth a try.

Speakers: Now, shall we begin?

"Phoenix..." Apollo moaned, trying to sound like Edgeworth but failing miserably. He felt ridiculous in the slightly oversized magenta suit and cravat.

Apollo: *jumps back in surprise* W-What?

Edgeworth: It seems you're wearing my suit.

Apollo: I know but...

Phoenix: So... Is it strange to anyone else that he's apparently talking to me while wearing Edgeworth's suit and bi-

Edgeworth: Don't you say anymore, Wright.

Klavier had to hold back his laughter, "Herr Forehead, that was horrible," he stated bluntly. Klavier was dressed in the blue suit Phoenix used to wear as an attorney.

Klavier: N-nein, Mein Gott! Why am I playing dress-up too? That suit totally cramps my style!

Phoenix: Hey! My suit's totally stylish!

Apollo: Well, Prosecutor Gavin would be perfect for roleplaying...

Klavier: Nein! I've never roleplayed in my life, what makes you think I would?

Apollo: Well your "perfect" singing voice for one thing.

Klavier: It is perfect, isn't it?

Apollo sulked, "Well, I don't see you doing any better."

Edgeworth: I'm still curious as to how they got access to our suits.

Phoenix: Maybe they stole them?

Edgeworth: Very likely, but if they did, why use them for something like this?

Phoenix: Because the author wanted to, I suppose.

Klavier grinned, "Wright, what the heck are you doing?" he sounded almost exactly like Edgeworth. Apollo stared blankly at him.

Apollo: Sure, Prosecutor Gavin may have a good singing voice, but it's still weak compared to Chords of Steel."

Klavier: Oh, please. That kind of screeching would wake the whole neighborhood.

Apollo: You act as if your voice is any better.

Klavier: Because it is, haven't you learned?

Apollo: *sigh*

"If you were that good at voice impersonations then why the heck was I Mr.Edgeworth?" He tugged uncomfortably at the cravat. "And this frilly thing is killing me."

Apollo: Fic-me actually has a point...

Edgeworth: I'll have you know this "frilly thing" is much more comfortable to wear than it is portrayed.

"It's called a cravat,ja. And Herr Wright's suit was like a dress for you." Apollo stared at at the magenta suit he was wearing, which also nearly went down to his knees.

Klavier: Well you are really short...

Apollo: *glares*

"This pink suit isn't much better you know."

Edgeworth: It's not pink. It's wine red.

Apollo: No, it's pink.

Klavier: I think it's a pretty nice shade of purple.

Edgeworth: Wine. Red. Say it with me.

Phoenix: Oh, relax, Edgeworth. We know that suits important to you. But... Be very careful you don't wash it with your white shi-

Edgeworth: Wright, I am fully aware of how to do my laundry!

Miles Edgeworth happened to be at Phoenix's house to look for said Defense attorney when he had passed by a door. Normally he wouldn't have given it a second glance but he distinctly over heard the words "cravat" and "pink suit". Stopping he walked over and froze as he heard Apollo and Klavier talking in what sounded like what he and Wright would've been saying.

Apollo sighed, "So are you Mr. Edgeworth or am I?" He groaned wondering whoever came upw ith this ridiculous idea of dressing up as Phoenix and Miles.

Edgeworth: Neither of you are. What you are going to be is in a lot of trouble once Wright and I find out what you're doing.

Apollo: Is that first paragraph implying I live in Mr. Wright's house?

Phoenix: Apparently.

"Well Wright, are you going to continue or are you just going to leave me hanging?" Klavier got into his role quickly.

Apollo: This isn't going where I think it's going, is it?

Speakers: Well it is the Kink Meme.

"Wait, before we start... do you have any idea which one of them tops?"

Edgeworth: Are they honestly putting this much thought into it?

"Considering I'm topping,a nd I'm Herr Edgeworth right now, it's only right that he tops, ja?"

Miles had been sitting outside the room listening in. It wasn't like him to be eavesdropping, but if what he's getting is correct, then they were acting as him. And Wright. And speaking of which said ex-attorney happened to be walking down the hall.

Phoenix: This'll be... Interesting.

"Hey Miles, what--" Miles nearly pounced on him and covered his mouth before he could give him away. Staring at Phoenix's confused look he mouthed, 'listen' and pointed to the door.

Phoenix: Since when do I call him by his first name?

Edgeworth: Should we even be surprised? Nearly every fic we spork has that same mistake.

"That didn't-- mmph" Apollo gasped as Klavier had decided to kiss him. It looked like the prosecutor was getting tired of the interuptions.

"I don't think that matters much now, Phoenix" he murmured, his fingers working to pull the cravat off. He pulled the other into another kiss as he continued to pull the clothes off of the boy. Apollo blushed as he felt the suit being eased off his shoulders and the shirt buttons coming off quickly. He gasped as he felt fingers trailing down his chest, stopping to pinch a nipple. Apollo moaned loudly.

Apollo: So let me get this straight...

Speakers: Ooh! Ooh! Let us put on the music!

Apollo: Fic-me and Fic-Klavier went through the trouble of stealing Mr. Wright's and Mr. Edgeworth's suits...
And then after doing that, Fic-me and Fic-Klavier decided to have sex...
And proceeded to take off the suits they worked so hard to get?

All: *nod*

Speakers: *music stops*

It didn't take long before they were both naked and Klavier had pulled Apollo on his lap, fingers teasingly running all over his body. He trailed kisses down his chest until he got to a nipple. He licked and sucked on it elicting loud gasps and moans from the attorney. Pulling away, the prosecutor paused when he thought he heard something out of the door.

All: ...

Apollo: I would never suck Prosecutor Gavin's nipple! I err... *face goes red*

Klavier: Could you repeat that, Herr Forehead?

Apollo: Quiet.

"Mm, don't stop Miles," Apollo gasped. Staring at the cute little attorney writhing around in his arms, he decided it was nothing and continued with his work.

Phoenix: They're still roleplaying as us?

Edgeworth: Yes, apparently they want to be something they never will be.

Klavier: You act as if I'd want to be Chief Prosecutor. I'm fine not having to do paperwork all the time.

Apollo: Well that explains why your desk is always empty.

Klavier: Yes, I stay very organised.

Apollo: With the guitars out in the open?

Klavier: Hey, I'm a musician, after all. What kind of guitarist wouldn't have his guitar ready at a moment's notice?

Edgeworth: (And this is why I'm Chief Prosecutor, and you are not.)

[The lights come back on]

Speakers: Wait, it's over already? We were just getting to the good bit!

Apollo: Ah good. Well, that's the end of th-

Speakers: I guess we'll have to wait until next time to do chapter 2...

Klavier and Apollo: Next time?!

Speakers: Ah but of course, Phoenix, Miles.

Phoenix: We didn't say anything!

Speakers: Ah, sorry. Apollo and Klavier, I meant.

Apollo: Yeah, whatever. I'm going back home to finish my sleep you so rudely interrupted.

[Apollo walks out of the theater, yawning.]

Klavier: Ja, this fic has drained me. Goodbye Herr Wright, Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth.

[And so he leaves to. *yawn* Oh no! They've infected me t- *snores*]

Phoenix: Hey, can you give me a lift, Edgeworth? Trucy wanted me to watch one of her shows.

Edgeworth: *sigh* Very well. (I still don't see why you can't simply get your own driver's license.)

[*snores*]

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:10 am**

That was funny. Especially the bit with Phoenix giving Edgeworth laundry tips.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:47 am**

The laundry line was actually Master Rubin's idea.
I just changed it slightly.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:51 pm**

An Ace Attorney/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Crossover starring Simon Blackquill:

http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3401 ... cmt9801033

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:33 pm**

Good sporking!
...I still wonder about the thought process that lead to that prompt.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:57 pm**

Merdre! This looks promisingc. Call my OC a sue. Why don't you. Well, punk, this being a sporkforum with more tahn six sporkers will blow yer fic aapart. Now,mplease ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11597480/1/The-New-Girl

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:41 pm**

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:An Ace Attorney/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Crossover starring Simon Blackquill:

http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3401 ... cmt9801033

This is so amazing, my eyes are hurting. They aren't hurting because of the prompt or the fic itself, which is kinda meh, actually. It's just that it's so shooort and hung on a cliffhanger. X(

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Good sporking!
...I still wonder about the thought process that lead to that prompt.

Every time I ask this of myself, I always reply with "Every kink has another kink to match. They know no bounds."

Rysiek wrote:Merdre! This looks promisingc. Call my OC a sue. Why don't you. Well, punk, this being a sporkforum with more tahn six sporkers will blow yer fic aapart. Now,mplease ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11597480/1/The-New-Girl

Whoever the author is, I think they should tone down that edge a bit. Since there's only one chapter, I don't know where this story will lead, and to be honest, I'm curious. No, it's not well written. It's just the audacity that comes with proudly declaring a Sue like that is worth... something. I'm not sure what yet.

But speaking of the professor, you guys know any good PLvsAA fics / crossover fics in general to spork? I've been getting back into the Layton games lately, and I need my fill.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:08 pm**

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Good sporking!

Thanks!

I posted a fic which was posted earlier today...
I'm an idiot.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:00 am**

I should be putting up a sporking of this fic whenever I get around to it. Hopefully (or not so, considering what kind of fic it is), that should be relatively soon.

http://bludhavens.livejournal.com/76919 ... #t33674871

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:15 am**

I want to see that sporked so bad. (Partly because I just want to see Gant again)

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:41 pm**

So I found this in the Grand Archive of Awesome Literature (AKA Fanfiction.net)...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11488959/1 ... The-Agency (Chapter 1)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11501544/1 ... gency-pt-2 (Chapter 2)

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:50 pm**

@ArrowLawn Wait, they put 2 chapters into 2 separate fics. That's...odd.

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