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Facts About Tyrell Badd *Possible spoilers, read at your own risk*
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only man that can make lollipops baddass.
Fact: When Tyrell Badd checks his reflection in the mirror, it's just because he has to convince himself of how baddass he is.
Fact: In court, Tyrell Badd cross-examines you!
Fact: Tyrell Badd doesn't need colors to be badass.
Fact: Tyrell Badd can have boners in the middle of scenes and not care. Even if he's in front of 2 women.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only person that Gant can't raep.
Fact: If Tyrell Badd had been involved with case 3-5 there wouldn't have been any problem-because he can kill the dead.
Fact: Tyrell Badd isn't examining his face in the mirror; he's looking into the future.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is always on top because Tyrell Badd never fucks up.
Fact: It is said that Chuck Norris fears nothing. This is a blatant lie - he is known to have pissed himself at the prospect of meeting Tyrell Badd.
Fact: In soviet Russia, Tyrell Badd still owns you.
Fact: Tyrell Badd's mirror is actually for your protection. Without the mirror to block his gaze of doom, you would instantly die from it.
Fact: He can suck the badass out of things. That lollipop wasn't always a lollipop.
Fact: Badd is black and white because even his colors fear him.
Fact: The best part of waking up for Diego Armando is NOT Folger's in his cup, but knowing that Tyrell Badd didn't shoot him in his sleep.
Fact: Capcom once thought of an idea for a game with Tyrell Badd as the main character. Unfortunately they ditched the idea because the game would've been too easy.
Fact: Winston Payne was not always so wimpy, he used to be the second manliest man in Ace Attorney. One day, he tried to cut Tyrell Badd's pay. In his rage, Badd severely beat up Payne with a single lollipop.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the author of his own book - 1000 Ways To Kill A Man By Staring
Fact: This book sells better than Gant's 999 Ways To Kill A Man By Staring
Fact: The reason those so-called bullet holes are so huge is because regular bullets change course when they approach him. So people use extra-badass bullets.
Fact: Mr. T can't touch Tyrell Badd.
Fact: Mr. T pities the fool. Tyrell Badd shoots them.
Fact: Tyrell Badd doesn't like smoking. As such any smokers that see him coming instantly quit and take up lollypops.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is so baddass, that bullets never fly directly at him. If that were ever to happen, then they would stop in midair, and make a left or right, hence the holes in his jacket.
Fact: The reason Tyrell Badd's theme song is so baddass is that he composed it himself, by himself.
Fact: Tyrell Badd can touch MC Hammer.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only person who can make being arrested look awesome.
Fact: Tyrell Badd actually died from bullet wounds several decades ago; death is just too afraid to claim him.
Fact: If Tyrell Badd were a girl, he wouldn't get periods, he'd get exclamation points!
Fact: Tyrell Badd can never be a girl. In an alternate reality where all characters were genderswapped....he'd at least be a hermaphrodite.
Fact: If Tyrell Badd were a girl he would still be manlier than the rest of the world.
Fact: There's no such thing as scot-free criminals, only those that Badd has allowed to live so that prosecutors would be able to keep their jobs.
Fact: The reason why Lang was able to proceed despite being shot in the leg by Badd previously is that Badd healed Lang in an instant with his sheer willpower.
Fact: The mirror which Badd is using is actually made by Badd himself - he simply took a rock and started grinding it with his bare hands until the rock surface became reflective.
Fact: Badd doesn't sleep, he wanders the night as one of the legs searching for the truth.
Fact: Badd is the reason the west became wild.
Fact: EVERYTHING stops for Badd, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Fact: The reason Yew is such a nutcase is that she has the 'its' for Badd, it drives women crazy.
Fact: Badd doesn't ever need to open his mouth to Object, his mirror reflects all arguments and lies.
Fact: Badd is the REAL Steal Samurai.
Fact: Badd has not one, but two weapons.
Fact: The reason Badd has so many lollie pops is that he stole them off Gant, the Child Catcher and Pedobear who were using them as tools to get children to come to them, he then subsequently beat both up with them and it took them 4 weeks to recover physically and 8 months to recover mentally.
Fact: The reason Badd couldn't be at the end of the game is beacause it would be too easy. Alba would instantly crack under his Baddass gaze.
Fact: Franziska's whip can't touch the sheer force of Badd's badassness.
Fact: Mother bears allow Kay Faraday to play with their cubs because they fear the wrath of Uncle Badd should Kay be threatened in any way.
Fact: Tyrell Badd has no voice because no VA can possibly capture his awesomeness.
Fact: If Tyrell Badd was the star of 24, it would be called 6.
Fact: Normally, people aren't meant to look directly at the Sun because it would damage their eyesight. Tyrell Badd doesn't look at the Sun because he would damage its eyesight.
Fact: Tyrell Badd created Godot. He has the mask because he looked for too long at his creator.
Fact: Tyrell Badd isn't really 60. He just decided to divide his real age by 200 and go by that.
Fact: Before there was time, there was Chuck Norris. Before there was Chuck Norris, there was Tyrell Badd.
Fact: Franziska doesn't whip Tyrell Badd because her whip would break in half.
Fact: Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land. But Tyrell Badd can do both. At the same time.
Fact: Tyrell Badd's lollipop is made of Powerthirst.
Fact: It takes more than dying of old age to not be called a kid by Tyrell Badd.
Fact: Human cloning is outlawed because then two Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks might meet. Tyrell Badd outlawed human cloning.
Fact: It is a little known fact that on the eighth day God created Tyrell Badd.
Fact: When Tyrell Badd reads a book, the words literally speak to him out of fear that they'll be punished by his penetrating gaze.
Fact: Nothing is truly illegal there is only what Badd doesn't wish....Governments just put laws into place to avoid the crushing justice that would occur on the common populace for going against Badd's wishes.
Fact: The only thing more terrifying than the Proto Badger is an enraged Tyrell Badd.
Fact: Tyrell Badd raeps no one. Because they'd all be totally willing.
Fact: Badd once beat Gant and Medusa in a staring contest.
Fact: Michael Jackson died because he asked "Who's Badd?"
Fact: Tyrell Badd has the ability to morph his appearance, and was actually all three members of the Yatagarasu AT THE SAME TIME.
Fact: Tyrell Badd has been with so many women, he calls everyone "kid" despite their age. Half of the time, he's right.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only person known to have survived a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Fact: Police list anyone who fights Tyrell Badd as a suicide.
Fact: Tyrell Badd has beaten Contra. Hard mode. The Japanese version.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is every nationality at once.
Fact: Tyrell Badd created the Crowning Moment Of Awesome page on TV Tropes.
Fact: He did so because his very existence is the human race's Crowning Moment Of Awesome.
Fact: If Tyrell Badd gets beaten by a game he still beats it
Fact: Badd was the actual guy who made the AA and AAI games,that's what made them so awesome
Fact: Everything Badd does becomes badass, even having a lollypop
Fact: Badd doesn't dream since the dream thinks of him
Fact: The guy who brought Badd into jail was infact Badd himself
Fact: Actually Badd was the founder of the Falcon Punch, formerly called Badd Punch
Fact: Badd doesn't adore anything at all, he's adored by the adoration
Fact: Badd is so awesome, everything awesome in the world still wouldn't sum up his awesomeness
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the origin of the word "Badass".
Fact: Evolution is a lie, it's just a list of animals small enough to fit in the view of his mirror.
Fact: Badd doesn't dodge bullets, he stares the bullets down and scares them.
Fact: Many call him the Chuck Norris of AA, yet Chuck Norris is actually just the Tyrell Badd of real life.
Fact: It's said that if you put Tyrell Badd's lollipop into Godot's coffee, the universe will explode from the sheer perfection of the taste.
Fact: You can say Candlejack's name and not disappear because Tyrell Badd is on your side.
Fact: Candlejack is too afraid to utter Tyrell Badd's name out of fear that he'll be impri
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only person on record to have beaten the original Ninja Gaiden without dying or taking damage.
Fact: Tyrell Badd is the only person Kanye West can't interrupt; he would've died from Badd's stare of death before he could finish saying, "Imma let you finish."
