*After a series of weird vortex portal-ish things, Odoroki and the gang end up... NOT BACK IN THE GS WORLD!!! ZOMFGZ! PLOT EXTENDER-TTEBAYO!*

Ugh... My head... That sure was a wild ride, huh, guys? Guys?

*Odoroki looks around to find himself in a strange bedroom.*

Where the heck am I?

We're in a hotel room.

WHOA! Akane-chan! Me... And you... Alone in a hotel room! *Perverted smile*

KA-WHIP!

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE GET ANY IDEAS, ODOROKI!!!

... Yes, ma'am... By the way, do you know where the others are?

I've been trying to find that out myself, actually. From what I've gathered, we're in a run-down hotel called the "Hotel Dusk"... And it's nowhere near the city where we all live. Thanks a lot for breaking that jewel "Odoroken", you jerk!

Your words... They hurt me, Akane-chan!

*Elsewhere, in the kitchen...*

Oww... Kyouya disapproves of travelling great distances in a giant blender! *GRRROOOWWL* Damn it, I'm so hungry...

*Kyouya spots a bottle on the counter.*

Hmm? What's this? Looks like juice... I'm not really thirsty... AH, DARN IT!!! COME HERE, CACTUS JUICE!!! *Kyouya gulps a whole bottle of cactus juice.* Ah... That was... quenching.

Oh! Kyouya-kun! You're awake!

Oh, hi, Minuki! Have you seen--

*Kyouya's pupils suddenly become smaller.*

Kyouya-kun? ... You okay?

CACTUS JUICE!!! IT'LL QUENCH YA!!! NOTHING'S QUENCHIER!!! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!!! Hic hic hic...

Oh, dear...

*Meanwhile, in Room 215...*

Oww... Looks like I fell on something hard. Lucky my beanie cushioned my fall.

*Mumbling starts to come from under Hobohodo's butt.*

WHAT THE HELL?!

Can't... breathe... Inhaled... Massive amounts of... Hobo fart...

AHHH!!! MITSURUGI?! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Split... jewel... Odoroki dude... Wrong portal... Can't... continue... speaking... because of... hobo fart...

Damn it, Mitsurugi! I wish you'd stop that seizure right now!

*Suddenly, Mitsurugi's seizure DOES stop.*

Whoa... My wish came true...

You're not from here, are you?

Huh?

That's what happens when you're in this room, "Wish Room".

& Who are you?

My name is Hyde, Kyle Hyde. I'm here to solve the mystery surrounding Hotel Dusk. I'm also looking for my ex-partner, Brian Bradley...

*In an old basement somewhere...*

Huh? Since when did Garyuu and Co. Law Offices look like this? Where the hell is Mitsurugi? *Kirihito spots something.* Huh? What the... It's a painting of an angel... An angel opening a door! Oh, I have GOT to get this for my room! It's so cool-looking!

*Kirihito prepares to "borrow" the painting.*

*Bursts into the room dragging Kyouya.* KIRIHITO-KUN!!!

Ack! What the? Minuki? What's going on?

Hic hic hic...

Kyouya-kun and I fell onto a hard kitchen floor! Kyouya-kun fainted, and I went arround looking for help. When I came back, Kyouya-kun was acting all looney! Then I found this empty bottle next to him!

"Cactus Juice"... Oh, no!

What is it?

This is... this is... a hallucinogen! Kyouya's going to be under its influence for the next six hours! We need to keep him away from other people or he'll do unthinkably stupid things to them!

Are you serious?

Hey... Who lit my brother on fire? Hic hic hic...

*Back at the "Wish Room"...*

So, anyways, I've been spending most of my time here questioning the other guests about this room. So far, everything's ambiguous. I'm supposed to uncover the mystery of what happened with Dunning by now, but I just don't know what's wrong. Why am I not progressing?

No offense, but, how do you expect us to know that?

Not you, per sé, but someone I've seen fall out of a portal with you.

Hmm, really? Who?

That guy who looks like a Pokémon. He has a bracelet, see... And it resembles the bracelet that my partner used to wear--

Oh, come on! That shabby old Minuku Bracelet looks nothing like what Brian or Mila wear--

*Silences Mitsurugi* Shut up! This guy might know how to get us back home!

But...

Listen here, emo boy... Say even one word that could lose us this guy's focus, and I'll make sure you inhale a certain--

Alright, alright!

Am I interrupting anything...?

No, not at all! Please, continue!

Anyway... That guy... If you could get him to talk to me about that bracelet, then perhaps I might know how to get you guys to the year 2025.

Deal! I'm betting my wife and kids on this one!

*Sigh* Only a pinhead like him would bet his lifetime partner and children *Snaps fingers* just like that.

*Back to where Odoroki and Akane were... Don't worry, there ain't nothing explicit.*

Phones here don't seem to work.

Akane-chan...

*Sigh* For the last friggen time, Odoroki! I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE-OUT WITH YOU!

That's perfectly fine, baby. Just untie me already!

No way, Housuke.

*Moan* What did I do to deserve this?

*Breaks door* ODOROKI-KUN!!!

Minuki! Quick! Use your magic to untie me!

KA-WHIP!

...

Psy-ai-ai-ai...

ODOROKI-KUN! Something really bad has happened! Kyouya-kun drank cactus juice! Now he's all looney and loopy like a loop-dee-doop and pull shoelace!

*Looks at Odoroki* IT'S A GIANT BUNNY!!! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!! GIANT BUNNY! BUNNY WABBIT FRIEND!!!

See what I mean?

*Enter room* Aha! There you are!

Huh?

You, Combusken boy... I need you to answer a few questions for me.

You stay right where you are, mister!

Odoroki-kun! Please help!

Hic hic hic... Waterbending LOL...

You talk to Kyle first, Odoroki!

Too many people talking... Head going owie... Hair spikes... going limp...

You know, I don't even know why I'm supposed to be here since I found a lovely painting downstairs...

!!! Did you just say that you found a painting? Is it an angel opening a door?

Yes...

Take me to where you found it, now!

Okay, okay. I will take you there.

HEY! That's my line! Hic hic hic...

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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I'm a pig, but I have no brother... wait... is the truth... I do have a brother?!

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: This funnies topic needs to have some hot sex between us.
: I know we're so different.
: And it's strange because people frown upon gays...
: Frown a lot.
: But...
: I think we should do this hot sex thing...
: Why?
: Because...
: ...
: We're not gay.
: And you ain't a guy.
: Right!
: ...
: You aren't a guy... right?
: No...
: Oh. Good, then.
: Then let's do this perfectly heterosexual sex thing.
: Um.
: That better have been "yum"... but it was probably an "um, I actually am a guy, a gay guy"
: How did you know?!
: Because... I HAVE A BRACELET THAT LETS ME SEE SMALL MOTIONS AND STUFF!!
: ...girly...
: Girly bracelet?
: ...
: Hey... does that mean you are gay?
: Yay, that means I don't have to feel guilty about tricking a non-gay guy into having sex with a guy!

...yeah, it sucks. But my aim was to make a funny which can make it look like Older Ema is in fact a gay guy, and that Odoroki is also gay. I think it worked ...

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Yay! That is TEH AWESOME! And also full of LOL's! THANK YOU very much, you have made my day. Hell, you've made my week with that.

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A Phoenix Wright Christmas Carol (With apologies to LittleKuriboh)

: Hey everybody, Christmas is just around the corner. And what better way to celebrate the festive season than by trying people for murder. After all, that's what Christmas is all about.

: I thought it was about Jesus!

: Oh, Pearls, you say the darndest things. Anyway, without further ado, I'd like to present you all with "A Phoenix Wright Christmas Carol". Merry Christmas, everyone, and a New Year.

: Wait, it's not even close to Christmas, dude...

: ...Let's just cut to the titles.

Title cards appear and "Deck the Halls" plays:

KAYUBE PRESENTS

AN OLBIGATORY CLICHÉD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

A PHOENIX WRIGHT CHRISTMAS CAROL

STARRING MILES EDGEWORTH

BASED ON A NOVEL BY CHARLES DICKENS

Criminal Affairs Dept.

: Since it's almost Christmas, the murder rate is off the charts. Everyone wants to have their own cool "Merry Christmas" opening scene like in Case 4 of PW1. So I'm going to have to ask you all to work overtime this year. ...And by "you all", I mean you, Detective.

: But what about my childhood acquaintances I was going to go see?

: I don't have any childhood acquaintances. You don't see me complaining.

: You tell 'em, Miles!

: Shut up, Larry.

: But it's the Yule-tide season!

: Screw the Yules, I have a cravat!

Edgeworth's Home (Wherever that is!)

: (voiceover) Later that night, when Edgeworth was fast asleep, he was awoken by an unexpected visitor.

: Who the hell are you?

: ORDER! ORDER! My beard is haunting you!

: Are you a ghost?

: Yes!

: But I don't believe in ghosts.

: Then maybe you'll believe in this!

...

: In what?

: Didn't I just turn invisible?

: No..

: Are you sure?

: Positive.

: You're lying!

: Look, you're standing right in front of me, okay?

: That's odd, it usually works.

: Uhuh.

: It's very scary.

: Right.

: Maybe if I had some chains-

: Did you want something or not?

: Oh yeah. ORDER! ORDER! Tonight you will be visited by three spirits.

: Does that include you?

: Huh?

: Are you one of the three spirits?

: No!

: Then kindly get the **** out of my home.

: (voiceover) Later that night, the first spirit arrived.

: Eeeeeedgewoooooorrrrrth... waaaaaake uuuuuup...

: Hey Wright. Are you here to have an epic courtroom battle or something?

: Noooooo, I would juuuuuuust kiiiiiick your buuuuuuutt....

: Why are you talking like that?

: Iiii am the Ghooooost of Chriiistmaaas Paaast. I'm heeeere to shooow yooou-

: Stop talking like that!

: Kay. I'm here to show you what Christmas was like for Chibi Edgeworth, many years ago.

Flashback

Young : Look Miles, I'm baking you a cake shaped like the King of Prosecutors Trophy!

Young : Careful Larry, don't you remember what happened the last time?

Young : Oh don't worry I'm sure it'll be fine. (Young Larry starts to be smothered by a melting trophy) Oh my god it happened again!

Young : Larry! Noo! You forgot to preheat the oven, you dumb bastard!

Young : It burns! I'm getting fudge in my eye sockets! Help me Miles!

Young : Christmas is ruined!

End flashback

: There, you see?

: And what the hell was that supposed to teach me?

: What, you don't know?

: No. Enlighten me.

: Look, if you don't know, then I'm not telling you.

: Get the hell out of my bedroom!

: Yeah, that's what she said-

: Get out!

: (voiceover) Later that night, the second spirit arrived on the scene.

: Greetings, Mind Slave.

: Who the hell are you?

: I'm Matt Engarde. Don't you recognize me from your nightmares?

: No.

: Oh, don't be like that, Binky Boy. I'm your friend, Come over here and let me cut you. I mean hug you. Hugging is what I meant.

: I'm not a very hug-ey person.

: Whatever you say, Mind Slave. I am controlling your brain. Even as we speak, the cosmic forces are-

: Can we just get this over with?

: Sure. Here is what Christmas was like for you, last year. Binky Boy.

Flashback

: Look Miles! The "Von Karma and Pals" Christmas Special is on TV!

On TV

: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, everyone!

Canned Laughter

: Now to convict the innocent!

Applause and cheers

: Von Karma bless us, every one.

end TV

: I don't have time to watch that, Larry. I'm very busy.

: Okay.

Edgeworth types and types and types and types. The phone rings, and he picks it up, but puts it down instantly and continues to type and type and type..

...You don't live here, Larry.

End flashback

: There! You have beared witness to the undeniable truth. Now do you comprehend, Mind Slave?

: I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to-

: Do you comprehend?

: If I say "yes", will you go away?

: I shall.

: Then yes, I understand completely.

: Good.

: Aren't you going to leave?

: I am inside your brain.

: That's nice.

: Forever!

: I'm.. gonna go back to sleep now.

: Binky Boy!

: (voiceover) Later that night, the third and final spirit arrived to show Edgeworth the true meaning of Christmas.

: Hello there, Edgey!

: Aren't you that annoying chief of police that got sent to prison in that one case that I've since denied ever happened? What the hell do you want?

: I'm here to scare you into believing whatever I tell you, forcing you to drastically change your character at the last minute. Watch and learn, my dear Edgey. This is what Christmas will be like in the future.

*Cue music from GS4*

: What the ****?

: Okay Kyouya, it's time to get your case on!

: No! That's not what you're supposed to say! You're meant to say "It's time to duel... in court"!

: I'm gonna throw down a piece of evidence!

: This is horrifying!

: You don't know the half of it!

: But where the hell am I? Am I dead?

: No, but you only appear in a cameo appearance in the middle of Case 5! That's right Edgey, you get even less screen time than me!

: No! This can't be real! I won't let it be real! I'll change, I'll change!

Criminal Affairs Dept.

: (voiceover) The following day, Edgeworth made a suprising announcement.

: I have an apology to make. It was wrong of me to force you all to work over the Christmas period.

: Sir, you really mean it?

: Yes. Instead I've decided to fire all of you. Happy Hannukah!

The End.

I believe that I'm the one who first introduced Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged series jokes to the funnies thread back at the old forum.

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LMAO! I laughed at the whole thing, but these appeared to stand out. You are brilliant!

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*Kyle, Kirihito, Mitsurugi, Hobohodo, Akane, Minuki, and Kyouya all go down the stairs to the room where Kirihito found the "Angel Opening A Door" painting... Odoroki's still tied up in the hotel room, alone this time.*

Grr... I have to get untied! Damn it! I don't have much energy left, but here goes...

ODOROKI TRANSFORM!!!

ODOROKEN AERIAL ACE!

*Odoroken unties himself.*

Alright! Now to change back and meet up with the others... Odoroki Transform!

*Nothing happens.*

I said "Odoroki Transform"!!!

*Nothing happens.*

(Oh, no... I'm stuck in this Combusken body! I better not get spotted wandering the hotel lest I give the guests a heart attack!)

*In the dark, old room with the "Angel Opening A Door" painting...*

*Points to the painting* Well, there it is...

Finally... After all these clues Brian's been leaving behind... I can get the answers I've been looking for!

But I thought you wanted to talk about Odoroki's brace--

*Elbows Mitsurugi in the stomach* SHH!!! Damn it, Mitsurugi, just because you've played this game twice as much as I have doesn't mean you can just say whatever you want to the person who's *cough*gonna get us back home*cough* so shut your trap for a while, okay?

... Oww... Meanie...

*Looks at painting* I finally get to solve the mystery! Nothing can stop me now!

So... Kyle, what exactly is so important about this painting?

Hmm, yeah, I've been wondering the same thing, scientifically speaking.

Go on, Mr. Hyde! Tell us! You've almost beaten the game, anyway!

Well, besides getting the Good Ending for the game, I'll--

*Bursts into room being followed by Dunning... Holding a chicken net* HELP!!! AKANE-CHAN!!! SAVE ME FROM KENNY ROGER'S ROASTERS!!!

*Slaps forehead* Oh lord, this can't be happening.

What the? Combusken boy? Dunning?

Dunning: You stupid chicken! NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!!!

Calm down! It's just a...

Dunning: *Points to Kyle* ... IT WAS YOU! YOU BROUGHT THAT CHICKEN IN! And after I told you that I didn't want any police intervention, too...

Huh, what? I didn't do anything, honest!

Uh, quick question. Exactly what does a chicken in a hotel have to do with the police--?

Yep, I like chicken, LOL. Hic hic hic...

Dunning: That does it. You are out of here!

But... But... I didn't do anything wrong!

Yeah! It was me who found that "Angel Opening A Door" painting, not Kyle!

...

Game over, LOL. Hic hic hic...

Dunning: My painting... It's been quite a while, too. I didn't think I'd remember Osterzone and The Nile again. And... OMG, you got grease all over it!!!

Oh, snap.

Dunning: I have had it! All of you! Get out of my hotel right now!

WHAT? But, but...

Dunning: NO BUTS! You've already annoyed the guests here with you snooping! I'm afraid I cannot allow this to continue. I warned you earlier about this... Get out.

"Get out"?

Dunning: Yes, get out.

You mean, like a "Game Over"?

Dunning: Oh, sorry. Maybe this will make things clearer.

GAME OVER

*Dunning exits the room.*

Well, this sure is an interesting turn of events.

Ha ha ha.

What's so funny?

Well, the guy who could get us back home's gotten a "Game Over". And now... we're back to square one and have absolutely no idea how to get back to our world! Isn't that hilarious? Aha! Aha! Aha!

...

Frankly, I don't even think Pokémon should laugh at that.

*Sigh* It's over... I didn't solve the mystery. The "miracle" never happen.

Now where have I heard that before...?

Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't help you return to the year 2025 since I, well, you know, have to start all over again.

Do you at least have any information as to how we can get back?

Hmm... Well, actually, when Martin Summer asked me to look for a bookmark with an angel print on it, I came across this weird-looking stone. Of course I didn't give it much thought since it looked like rock candy...

Wait! Did you just say... "Rock candy"?

Yes... Why?

Wait a minute...

*FLASHBACK*

Really? WOW! I FOUND THE IMPORTANT JEWEL!!! Go Minuki! Go Minuki! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! Not for real-real, just for play-play! *Starts dancing*

*END FLASHBACK*

The remains of the Heart of the Desert! They're still in the hotel!

You mean we can still get back home?

Scientifically speaking... YES! Kyle, please tell us where you found that jewel!

It was in the hallway, near Room 211.

Right! Come on! Let's get there as fast as we can! Oh, and Minuki?

Yeah?

Keep an eye on Kyouya. Make sure he does not eat the jewel when we find it!

Hic hic hic... Avatar the Last Airbender LOL...

Okay! Let's go!

*Stares at Akane* Ah... My dear sweet Akane-chan... Just wait till I'm human again, and I'll--

Me: I SAID THERE AIN'T NOTHING EXPLICIT!

*The group thanks Kyle, and go up the stairs.*

Good luck! *The group leaves* ... Oh snap, that was a jewel? Oh... My stomach...

:At the hallway outside Room 211...*

Quick! Everybody search for the jewel!

I'm on it!

I'm on it, too!

I'll detect it with some magic tricks!

... *Becomes normal Kyouya again* Huh? Oh, yeah I'll... Uh... Do something. *Crawls around and pretends to search for the jewel*

I'm staying silent.

KA-WHIP!

PAAAAIIINN!!!!

*in the real world* That's funny...

Damn it, Akane! You've become the new GS4 Franny! When will you throw that whip away?!

Less talk, more search!

ODOROKEN ROCK SMASH!!!

*Odoroken makes a hole on the wall and finds a few pieces of the jewel.*

Odoroki-kun, you did it!

Odoroki! You actually found the jewel! Oh, I could kiss--

*Looks expectantly at Akane*

No wait, on second thought, scratch that. Let's just use the jewel to get back.

*Akane holds the last few pieces of the jewel.*

This is it. We're actually going back home!

Oh thank goodness! I need my alone time!

I can see my wife and kids again!

...

Damn.

Okay... Did I miss something here?

GO!! *Activates the jewel*

*A portal appears. The group jumps in.*

... TO BE CONTINUED.

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@Cevian: That had to be the best Chirstmas Carol pardoy I have ever seen!

@Orcaizer Al: Great Work! I can't wait for the next part! I'm so excited!

Wow, lot of long funnies lately huh?

Anyway, here's a short one. I hope you like it.



is sitting, sipping tea calmly.

*Godot bursts in and knockes the teacup out of his hand.*

Heretic! You have been consorting with the tea devil! You have sinned against the Book of Java!

*gasp* Godot, I wasn't expecting you!

No one expects the Caffine Inquisition!



I wrote the last line, then built the rest from there. I hope you like it!

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oracizer al: love your story! cant wait for the next part! keep up the good work!!!

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In a world of chaos and disarray

Lawyer and medium save the day

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DO! Fey Wright DO!

Fey Wright Do!

Yin Yang DOOO!

- He did it!
- She did it!

Fey is skilled in the mystic ways

Knocking out spells and energy rays

Wright kicks butt with a big 'boo hah!'

- I slice! I smash! I-
- blah blah blah

Taught 'bout a dude named Javado

A grumpy ol' Lawyer from head to toe

In a world of chaos and disarray

It's lawyer and medium who save the day

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DO! Fey Wright DO!

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DOOO!

When might and magic work as one

A villian's plan can be undone

- Carl!

- Coming Mother!

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DO! Fey Wright DO!

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DOOO!

In a world of chaos and disarray

Lawyer and medium save the day

Fey Wright Do!

Fey Wright DOOO!

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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(We need a Max emote)

Max: Hello, my sweeties! Are we ready to dazzle them in court today?

: (I'm not your sweety, damnit. Stop calling me that.
: Oh wow! You wore your stage outfit to the courthouse! That's so cool, isn't that cool, Nick?
: Max, please to be putting on more clothes!
: Ugh, like five or six more clothes.


(Cheers and happiness to whoever gets the reference)

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Chinese Infantry presents (and is very sorry for):

FOUR GUYS (and one freeballer) NAKED IN A HOT TUB! An unrehearsed discussion group that apparently takes place in a hot tub because they though it would be a good idea.

Featuring group members , , , and group moderator:

Issue #1: This guy . He claims he has "a passionate heart, burning red" or whatever the hell that means. The question: Is this guy the real deal in terms of replacing me in the fourth game, or will he become some over-cheery overconfident character with bad lines like Sonic the Hedgehog. Edgeworth, let's start with out.

This Odoroki guy has got to be the biggest poser I've ever seen. I mean, first he has an attractive female assistant with some sort of special powers ( ), then he has a male rival ( ) who will no doubt become Yaoi bait days after the game is released. Finally, he has some stupid trinket that allows him to do magical crap a lawyer couldn't normally do. On top of that, the hairstyle and outfit screams "Give me bad lines!"

Thank you for pissing off fangirls and future fangirls of Odoroki. I always love angry mobs outside my door. Gant, any thoughts?

I don't know much about or , but they sound HOT!

Thanks, now shut up. Godot, your op...

WHAT THE HELL? WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE TWO CHICKS WITH YOU IN THE HOT TUB?

'cause I'm Godot, bitch!

NO! THEY HAVE TO LEAVE!

Listen, Maruhodou, you don't try to peel a playa' away from his hos. YOU WANT A PIMP SLAP ACROSS THE FACE, BITCH?

Umm, no...

Then you keep your mouth shut about it, bitch.

Whatever, all I want is your opinion on the topic of .

Well, he looks like kind of a bitch, then again I suppose anyone is better than you...

OK, next per...

I AIN'T FINISHED, BITCH! At least this new guy won't wear a stupid blue suit and a pink tie. He probably also won't spend time ignoring his assistant so he can have buttsex with his rival.

Don't worry, the inovative folks at Capcom have already got that covered.

And last, but not least, we have Detective Gumshoe. Enlighten us with your view of the subject.

I would like to point out that Gumshoe is in fact, freeballing because that seems to be a run-on joke in this topic. I also understand to irony of the fact that he is freeballing and still wearing more clothes than all of us put together.

Thank you, Edgeworth, for that totally irrelevant observation. Now please go back to staying quiet. Gumshoe?

Uhh, who is this Odoroki guy?

Weren't you paying attention, he's the defense attorney set to replace me in the new Gyakuten Saiban game.

Ohh, isn't that the game you become a hobo?

Not necesarily, but yes, it's game where I dress up as a hobo.

Ohh yeah, I can't wait for it to be released. I heard I'm getting replaced too.

Yeah, by someone who can actually do the job right...

What?

Ehh, nothing, next topic:

Hey, I think I know why Gumshoe's freeballing! It's because noone wants to see a naked Gumshoe, apart from Log and Edgeworth...

What's that supposed to mean?

Ohh nothing, Mr. "Trusting Relationship"

Bitch, err, I mean, Gumshoe, remind me to poison his next meal...

Huh?

You know what, lets just get back to this another time. Next time (If we even make it past the first episode) we will venture into the wonderful world of bad Yaoi pairings and possibly other topics that will scar you for life, kinda like seeing naked. Meeting Adjourned...

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I own that soundtrack, which is either emmbarrasing or.....not emmbarrasing

Okay time for my own funny.
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:Detective please tell us the details of the crime.
:kylehyde: :This is a joke right? Tell me it's a joke.

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Okay it's not that funny, but I needed to do it.

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Guess the source and win your very own glass of gravy!

Hmm, yes, well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Matt. Hmm, yes. But I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
Now wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.
Heheheh, hmm, yes. You're a little confused.
Oho, confused, would we?

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The Simpsons. D'OH!

That's the Simpsons: Too easy.

- For todays funneh, we shall do something different.
- That's right. We won't be using any jokes based on sexual humour since that's getting old.
- So, if you'll excuse us, we'll get on with the good old-fashioned joke telling.
- ...
- ...
- Um, aren't you going to do a joke.
- What? You were the one supposed to be in charge of the jokes.
- I'm sure you said "I have a few up my sleave"
- No, I bloody well didn't.
- Well, because YOU fucked up, we have no material today. Let's bring out the teenage lesbian hookers.

OK, fine, gravy for Cevian AND TheDarkArchon



Here we are!
Aaahh! No, Pearly!
Mr. Nick, what's a lez-bee-an?
SAL LIKEY A LOT!

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Sorry, didn't want to quote the whole thing.
One very funny funny. Please do the next episode, you can always discuss the bad Yaoi pairing-
/
You know it makes sense. In your nightmares.
And Croik's imagination.

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And now, here's a short intermission-or-something-of-the-sort. The Kwoiffei isn't a natural comedian, so she apologises in advance for a possible lack of humour from this skit.

Ow great, I lost the case...

Which case do you mean?

The one with Mr. Wright--

...younger self? If he got the death penalty, then... he'd never become my, er, your understudy, and--

You mean... I've caused a time paradox?! Oh s--

*CONVENIENTLY-TIMED EXPLOSION GOES HERE.*

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*someone enters 's office*

: Detective Goodman? You're alive!?

: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Miles--

(Arrow hits him in the eye and dies)

: Mr Wright, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!

: But I--

: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!

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: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!

: But it just went down the drain.

: They hit when you least expect it.

(He waters the plant.)

: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!

: That's it, I quit.

: NO! WAIT! You can't tell anyone about this!....

: Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.

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Family Guy! I saw it coming!

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Family Guy FTW! And I can't believe how well it work too! I could actually see that happening! *claps*

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After a series of freaky portals...

Odoroki and the gang end up back in their world!

...

But that would be boring so let's add a twist! Time for another of...

AL'S PLOT-EXTENDERS-TTEBAYO!!! (WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FROM GS3)

*In the Gyakuten Saiban Courtroom...*

ZOMFGZ! I'm a real boy! I mean, I'm a real person again!

We finally made it back home.

Yeah, it's nice to see the courtroom again.

Hmm...

What's wrong, Akane-chan? Oh! I know! You must be fatigued from travelling to different video games, right! Why don't you just lie down on my lap and I'll give you a massage--

*Akane pulls out a mallet from nowhere and hits Odoroki.*

OOOOOOOWWW!!!!

Sorry, but I had no other choice. I've just noticed something strange.

Really? What's strange?

I dunno... I just feel like this has happened before, scientifically speaking, of course.

*People start entering the courtroom.*

Hey! Looks like there's a trial ongoing... Hurry up, Kouya! We better get to the stands--

I don't think... that we're included in this trial, Housuke.

Huh? Why not--

HOLY CRAP!!! LOOK AT THE PERSON IN THE DEFENSE BENCH!!!

AND LOOK AT THE PERSON IN THE PROSECUTION'S BENCH!!!

It's... It's...

Uh, I don't get it. Who is it?

HUH? KYLE HYDE? What are you doing here in our world?

*Plays with fingers* Uh, see, I, um... The jewel... I thought it was rock candy, right? So I, uh, well... *Stomach growls* Anyway! Nice to see you're back to normal, Combusken boy.

Uh, thanks?

Stop changing the subject! We're all supposed to be gasping in shock and awe at the people in the defense and prosecution benches right now!

... Why?

Because, uh, well...

OMG! Mitsurugi-san! It's you!

Should've known... Vain as always, huh, Mitsurugi? Wait... MITSURUGI!? How can you be here, when you're over there?

That's me when I was 20 years old! I still had a more Karuma-ish cravat back then... And I look more like Uchiha Sasuke!

You mean Emosuke?

... I'm staying silent about that.

Catchphrase thief!

Wait... If that's you when you were 20... And you're supposed to be 33 right now... Then--

We're not in the year 2025, but the year 2012!

*Magically pulls out a calendar* February 16, 2012, to be exact!

February 16? Ah! I know what happened on that day... So that means the person in the defense bench can't be Naruhodou, me, or Odoroki, but...

*Everyone turns to look at the defense bench.*

The defense is ready, Your Honor.

O

M

F

G

CHIHIRO-SENSEI!!!

And... some other guy!

...

Young The prosecution is ready.

What trial could this be? Mitsurugi wasn't the prosecutor when I was accused of murdering Nonda... Wait. Who was the prosecutor for my trial again? Meh, never mind.

...

Somebody PLEASE tell me what's going on!

*Tosses a GBA with a GS3 cart in it to Kyle* Knock yourself out.

... Alright, fine. I'm watching this case with you guys.

*After some LONG Cross-Examination Phases...*

Young The prosecution would like to call Satoko Mukui to the stand.

Oh! I remember that part! Satoko was actually that bitch Chinami!

Don't say that name... It burns more than Mei or Akane's whips.

*Goes to the stand, about to testify*

AAAAAARRRGGHH!!!! Oh, horrible memories!!!

I haven't played this game before, but something tells me that girl,

*Stares at Kyle*

Huh? What?

Those paragraphs lasted more than an hour.

The Judge just declared a recess!

Maybe we should see what the defense's up to?

I don't wanna leave yet.

Huh? Why?

*Points to a 9-year boy old in the stands*

Young Mommy? Is that coffee-drinking guy Sarutobi Asuma? If he is, I want his autograph, mommy! Sarutobi Asuma is T3H Awesomez!!! His Wind Chakra and cool attacks are one of the reasons why I watch Naruto even if that show was cancelled 3 years ago, mommy! Please, can I have his autograph, mommy, please? PLEASE?

*Snickers* Really charming, Odoroki.

Ahem. *Points to a 12-year old girl in the stands*

Sis? Isn't that defense attorney the girl who was attracted to you in college?

Ganto-kun told me to stay quiet.

... Alright, moving on...

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Too many spoilers in one post, so...

TO BE CONTINUED.

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Now THAT was just priceless. Now that you mention it, Asuma does bear some resemblance to Kaminogi.

Of AlOnE TiMe, ThE CaFfeInE InQuIsItIoN AnD NuMeRoUs OtHeR PW FuNnIeS GaGs

*kicks open a door and bursts into song*
Who are you with, where have you been
Imagination turns thoughts, reason can't change
Staring at the walls, think I know what I see
Anger and coffee, feeling mea -

Go-GODOT!

Oh, God. Please tell me you weren't about to have alone time again.

Well, I WAS until you burst in! I was NOT expecting you!

You're damn right you weren't expecting me.

Well, of course! I never invited you, and I must kindly ask you to escort yourself out of my ro - where the hell did you get that hat and that pon -

NOBODY EXPECTS THE CAFFEINE INQUISITION! *castinets*

Somebody please help me...

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH CAFFEINE @#$%TARD!

HOW DARE YOU -

*CRACK!*

RETREAT! *runs out*

Not so fast, coffee boy! *whips whip around Godot's arm* Why aren't you and Edgeworth in my closet yet?

Better question. Why aren't you and Godot out of my bathroom yet?!

Even better question? WHERE IS THE EXPRESSO?!!

Why the blue flying @#$% would I keep an expresso in my bathroom?

...you can't be serious, right?

Sorry I'm late Edgeworth now take off those pants cuz I am ready to -

[Franny and Godot shoot Wright a look.]

...kick you in the nads so hard for beating me in court today?

*groans*

Never have I heard such foolishly foolish words out of a fool's mouth. You don't need to pull down any man's pants to do them justice. Watch this. *kicks Godot down low*

OH STRONG AND BLACK! *hops around*

Daaaaaaamn.

And THIS is for insulting my double mocachino latte, you fool! *whips Godot around*

Alright, while they're distracted, let's sneak out of your bathroom and then - wait a minute. Why are you in the bathroom anyways?

Wright...that is the most insanely idiotic question question I have ever hea -

Dammit, Edgeworth, you JUST had to have your alone time before OUR alone time, didn't you?!!

Hey! Edgey needs his alone time! In fact, he needs it nooooow, but he can't because the Caffeine Inquisition, the whippin' Jezebel and a horny gay lawyer are in Edgey's alone time space!

...so just...do it in front of us...?

But then that means Edgey would have his alone time with people around, so then it WOULDN'T be Edgey's alone time, now, would it?! And besides, I'm pretty sure nobody except you wants to see that.

See what?

MA - MAYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!

Hey, Nick!

WITH PEARL?!!

And WHY ARE YOU ALL IN THE BATHROOM?! Can't you all gather around in my house someplace else?!!

But it smells so good in here! You always leave around lavender-scented soaps and scents to make it smell nice!

Yeah, to cover up the evidence, eh, Edgeworth?

What does that mean, Nick?

Nothing of your concern. Now will you all please get out of my bathroom -

You want alone time, don't you, Edgeworth?!

...what's alone time, Maya?

NICE GOING, MAYA!

THE CAFFEINE INQUISITION!

What the -

Mr. Godot! Good to see you!

Save me, Pearl!

No one escapes my wrath!

EEEK! Franny's got a whip!

Look, if would all please -

Damn right I do! *dances*

Uh, we do not need to see -


My whip brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to -

Nick, I LOVE THIS SONG! Mia did too for some reason, except it wasn't a whip -

Yes, we KNOW! Now can you all just get out of the -

Yeah, shake it girl!

*CRACK!*

OH BITTER BLEND!

OW! That had to hurt!

Mr. Godot, are you all right -

Franziska!

Oh, come on...

Adrian! What are you doing here?

I had to see you!

Oh, come here, you! *omg lesbian make-out scene*

OH, MY.

OH, MY INDEED.

Urrgh...now I REALLY have to ask you all to GET OUT!!!

YES AND THEN WE CAN GO SWIMMING PERHAPS?

GAKCK! GANT! But you're supposed to be in the slammer!

I escaped, Wrighto! The slammer wasn't good enough for me - whoa there! What's with all this girl-on-girl stuff?

Isn't it hot?

THE CAFFEINE INQUISITION AGREES!

HO HO, INDEED, GOOD SIR!

Why do we want to go swimming?

Just because! You want to go swimming too, little girl?

...........*opens window* HEY, WORLD! I'M [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF THE LITTLE CHILDREN]! COME AND SEE!

...........

Maya? What's master -

Oh, shut up, Pearl.

FiN

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The one above... is downright one of the best funnies I have every seen, It had all the fad whoring elements
Alone time
caffeine inquisition
dominatrix
yaoi
lesbians
Gant
all it needed was butter muffins, lol.

*Edgeworth and Phoenix walk out of the courtroom*

It's Edgeworth!
Edgeworth?! Where?!
Edgey-poo!
Edgeworth!
Get Edgeworth!
I WANT YOU EDGEWORTH!

Oh my god, Edgeworth fangirls!!
Run, Edgeworth! RUN!!!

: Mystic Maya, Mystic Maya!

: Pearly! What is it Pearly!

: I wanted to give you this!

: Y-your Magatama? Why?

: Well, I overheard Mr. Nick saying he wanted to give you my necklace and...

: W-wait, what?

: I heard you two last night! He said he wanted to give you Pearl's Necklace!

: I think he said he wanted to give me a pearl necklace, Pearly, not "Pearl's Necklace."

: Oh...ok! Gee, it's so great to have someone special, isn't it Mystic Maya? Giving you presents like that! I'm jealous!

: P-Pearly!!

: See, you're blushing!!

*An hour later.*

: What's wrong, Maya?

: I told you we should have waited until we got back from the Village to...

: Eh?

: Pearl overheard you saying you wanted to give me a 'pearl necklace'

: ...she heard that?

: Y-yeah....

: ...that's the last time I discuss birthday presents here. Now people are going to think we're some kind of sex freaks.

: Yeah...I'm glad she didn't hear about the Rusty Trombone we found earlier in your attic. We'd never live that down...

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: What did you think was happening? It's not like we're perverts or something!

: Not in public, anyways!

: Right!...wait, I...MAYA!

: *giggle* Come here loverboy, I still want that pearl necklace!

...

...
...

: You're not getting me to say it, dammit. So don't wait for it.

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I'd be amazed if this hasn't been done yet.

Hey, what's going on? Why isn't the trial starting?
We're waiting for
Oh.

Chinese Infantry presents (despite the demands of protests from Soccer Moms and Jack Thompson):

FOUR GUYS (and one freeballer) NAKED IN A HOT TUB! The only aired unrehearsed discussion group where being butt-naked is not only acceptable, it's required (unless your name is Dick Gumshoe)

We've got a chronic masturbator ( ), a flaming homosexual child molester ( ), a pimp ( ), a clueless freeballer ( ) and your uber-sexy, uber-awesome group moderator: PHOENIX WRIGHT! ( )

Thank you for the awesome intro. No, I did not pay Chinese Infantry to say that, he really does thing I'm that awesome. Ok, let's start off with a request from one of our viewers: the / Yaoi pairing. Normally, I'd make this a discussion topic where only Edgeworth and Godot would provide any useful feedback, but since one of the people in this pairing, Damon Gant, happens to be a part of our very discussion group, I shall instead ask him. Gant, have you or are you in a homosexual relationship with Manfred von Karma?

Hmm, him? Nope, can't say that I ever had been.

There ya have it folks, straight from the horse's mouth. The decisive evidence to destroy the / pairing once and for all.

However, he does look like a hot piece of ass though. I wouldn't mind hooking up with him like in Croik's fanfiction.

Goddammit, Gant. You were supposed to sabotage the pairing, not encourage it.

Why? So you can use it as part of your plan to eradicate all Yaoi pairings from the Phoenix Wright fandom. HEY EVERYBODY, PHOENIX IS A HOMOPHOBE FOR HATING YAOI!

That's great, now shut up. Issue number 1: the / pairing, otherwise known as the pairing between Matt's good and evil personality. Apparently, a sect of Phoenix Wright fangirls decided to make Matt's two personalities separate characters and then stick them in a relationship. However, they are technically the same person. The question comes here: if you have sex with yourself, whether it be travelling through time to do it or some other means: is it masturbation or is it gay. Edgeworth, we'll start with you.

Are you kidding. I would kill to able to have sex with myself. Think of the number of new ways I can spend my alone time.

As much as we'd love to think about your alone time, Edgeworth, we'd rather not.

I mean, I could...

I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH EDGEWORTH!

Gant, let's hear your thoughts.

I LOVE THAT PAIRING. WANNA SEE MY FOLDER OF / ART?

(I knew it was a mistake to ask Gant about anything related to Yaoi) Ok, that's lovely Gant, thanks for your expert advice. Godot, your opinion.

*Talking to April* I know how you like it, bitch!

Oooh, it's so long and so HARD!

It's seem Godot is playing with his hos in lieu of participating, so we'll just move on to...

I STILL GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY, BITCH! I'm saying I don't care if it is yourself or not. Male/Male sex is GAY, therefore, it would explain why Edgeworth enjoys it. He practices on himself so he can be ready for Maruhodou or Scruffy Detective.

You really seem to like suggesting I am in a homosexual relationship with Edgeworth, don't you.

That's the playa's cup o' coffee right there, bitch!

And finally, we have our very own detective Gumshoe.

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the topic.

You are forgiven and relieved of giving an opinion. (God, I honestly don't know what Maggey sees in him!) Ok, issue number 2: having sex with while she is channeling . Considered by many to be wrong on so many levels, but is it pedophilia or necrophilia? Edgeworth, lets start off with you.

Hmm, that's a tough one, but I'm going to have to say necrophilia. Technically, it is Mia, and since Mia is of age, not to mention she have gigantic hooters, it can't be pedophilia.

That's probably the first intelligent thing I've heard this entire time, no sarcasm. However, please save any mention of Mia's ungodly-sized boobs for a future issue, since it will probably come up. Gant, let us hear from you.

While, channelling, I wouldn't touch that, but alone? I'D HIT THAT ALL NIGHT LONG! OHHH YEAH!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GANT, WE KNOW YOU ARE A CHILD MOLESTER! YOU DON'T NEED TO MENTION HAVING SEX WITH PEARLS TO SEAL THE DEAL!

I though Gant was a flaming homosexual?

Believe me, he molests children regardless of gender.

*comes out* Mr. Nick, why did Gant say he'd want to hit me?

Errm, it's a long story, Pearls. You see, Gant is an idiot, which makes him say stupid stuff like that. Do you understand, sweetie?

I think so. And hey, why are you all naked?

Pearls, less asking questions, more going back in the house to watch Steel Samurai reruns with my lov...MAYA.

*leaves*

(Gant, I swear to God, if you make one more awkward moment like that, I'm going to kill you.) Ok, now where were we? Ahh yes, Godot's opinion.

If it's anything, it's pedophilia, bitch! You can't have necrophilia with something that's clearly living.

Godot, aren't you forgetting Mia is technically dead and just a spirit in Pearl's body.

Yeah, but I don't think it's neither, I'm just picking one for the question, bitch! If she can channel someone of legal age, I'd do that as well.

Godot, thanks for confirming the fact that you are almost as much of a sick fuck as Gant.

AT LEAST I DON'T DO NO UNDERAGE HOS LIKE THAT GANT BITCH, BITCH! DA COFFEE PIMP AIN'T NO CHILD MOLESTER! I'LL PIMP SLAP YO AZZ FO' SUGGESTING SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BITCH!

Gumshoe, would you like to take the floor from this sick fuck?

Yeah, I would. I think it's wrong!

As much as I agree with you, we've already established that. Now we need to establish whether it is pedophilia or necrophilia.

Sorry, pal, I've got nothin'. Don't know what either of those words mean.

(Why am I not surprised? Geez, does Maggey like stupid men or something?) Ok, issue number 3: / . The most prominent of the Phoenix Wright Shoujo-ai couples, and an awesome one at that. The question is: is it true or just wishful thinking on my part. Edgeworth, as always, we start with you...

I don't really know, but hey, I wouldn't be surprised. I tried asking her out on a date, and she just whipped me into oblivion. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a lesbo. Plus, it makes for awesome porn.

You know it, Edgey!

YEAH!

(Note: I wanted an excuse to use that similie)

Alright, I'm in a good mood now, so I'll actually ask for Gant's opinion instead of ignoring him like I was contemplating doing.

I don't know either, but if gay is their way, I'm alright with it. Just like if any of you all were gay, I'd DEFINATELY BE ALRIGHT WITH IT!

Remind me again why this bitch is a part of our discussion group.

We're using his hot tub because none of us had one. Now do you have an opinion.

OF COURSE I DO, BITCH! Seeing Franny and Adri having hot lesbo sex?! That's the playa's cup of coffee, baby!

Trust me, except for Gant, we enjoy it too. However, do we have any proof.

*Holds up right hand with platinum ring that says "Coffee Pimp* I GOTCHA PROOF RIGHT HERE, BITCH!

(Somehow, I don't think a pimp slap is going to prove that Franziska and Adrian are lesbians.) Right, now lets see if Gumshoe actually has an opinion this time.

Ahh yes, / . I've got definate proof right here that Franziska von Karma and Adrian Andrews are, in fact, lesbian lovers.

Whoa, Gumshoe actually sounds intelligent, are we recording this?

(Yes, Edgeworth, as a matter a fact, we are live, now!)

I would like to play the following excerpt from the meeting of another discussion group:

*Tape begins*
Japanese Infantry presents (and apologizes for doing so):

FIVE CHICKS (and one spirit) NAKED IN A SAUNA. An unrehearsed discussion group where all the girls are naked for the sole purpose of getting viewers to watch.

featuring group members , , , channeling , and group moderator:

Issue #1: This guy . Good Edgeworth replacement, or complete dumbass trying to take two jobs to sound cool? Franziska, we'll start with you.

You like that, whip, baby.

Oooh, yes Ma'am, I'd like another.

YOU TAKE THAT, YOU NAUGHTY GIRL.

OOH, MORE, MORE! GIVE IT TO ME!

Cmere, you dirty girl.

*insert hot Franny/Adrian lesbo sex scene here*

FRANNY, WILL YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN.

Scientifically, I find this fascinating.

( ) Why is my younger sister the group moderator and not me.

Because, older sis, my love...NICK is the group moderator of his group, so Japanese Infantry decided to make me the moderator of this group.

*Scoots in closers to watch, but slips and falls* Whoops. Curse my bad luck.

(Talk about being a klutz. Geez, is Gumshoe into that sort of thing?)
*Tape ends*

And there you have it.

Wow, that's quite decisive. No objections here.

No objections.

No objections.

No objections, bitch!

Alright it's settled. Franziska and Adrian are lesbian lovers. Issue number...

*Stark naked* hey, can I join you guys.

GOD NO, YOU CREEPY OLD MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.

AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY ERECTION FROM WATCHING GUMSHOE'S TAPE!

Sure, hop in, there is plenty of room.

Thanks.

(Gant, I want to fucking kill you!)

*Scoots nexts to Phoenix* so, hot stuff, you want to...

Don't touch me, you loser without fans.

Aww, fine *scoots over to Edgeworth* you like it when I do that?

Listen, asshole. I am the only one allow to have alone time on myself. No one else.

What about you, red visor?

I don't need no more hos, bitch, so fuck off before I pimp slap you.

Why don't you go molest children or something, you creepy old fuck?

Sorry, but I only molest men 18 and older.

Wow, a child molester and an adult molester. You and Gant would make a great couple.

(Dammit, Edgeworth!)

HEEEY, WANNA COME SIT ON MY LAP, OLD MAN.

Ok! *scoots over to Gant*

Ok, that's all the time we have for tonight.

Coming up next time, assuming we aren't pulled off the air, more interesting topics that will no doubt scar you for life, kind of like what Payne and Gant are doing. MEETING ADJOURNED!

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I have one!

: Hey, Edgey! Your car's pretty sweet!
: Really? I was under the impression that it was nasty.
( : Ehehehe...)
: Man can this baby go! Your car is awesome, Mr. Edgeworth! Hey, did you know that Nick doesn't even know how to drive?! We've been using the bus to go everywhere! It's a pain!
: Hey now...
: Edgey, old buddy, old pal! We're best friends, right?
: ... Whatever gave you that impression?
: So can I borrow it? Please?
: No! I'm not helping you pick up chicks.


This one my friend and I both did:

: Godot, what are you doing in my house?
: ... (That explains why my housekey didn't work and why my furnature was different...) Maruhodo, I do not concern myself with such matters until I get a cup of coffee.
: I only have the instant kind.
: Uuurrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!! ... It will do.
: *gives him a cup* (Why am I helping this addict?)
: *chug* Ugh! The instantness... *chug* ^^ Oh coffee I love you~<3
(Eeheehee. I made a comic out of this one.)

I'm planning on making this one a comic later!


Another one my friend thought up. It's quite screwy.
: *gets rolled up in a katamari*
: *gets rolled up too*
: *katamari passes by him and rolls up his coffee* ........ TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

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Must...keep...topic...alive...

And now, a short skit featuring darling little Pearls...

*Skips about happily* What a beautiful day. The sky is blue, birds are singing and happy music is playing, I'd do my happy bounce if I had a similie for it.

Meow.

*Pets kitty* Aww, what a cute little kitty, isn't it a beautiful day out?

*Purrs*

*Smiles towards kitty with large amounts of cuteness*

Now let's take our short skit featuring darling little Pearls... and add in a touch of Chinese Infantry...

HO HO HO, LITTLE GIRL. WANNA COME SIT ON UNCLE GANT'S LAP?

Sure *goes over to Gant and sits on his lap* wow, your lap is warm, Mr. Gant.

Ho ho ho...

Umm, Mr. Gant, why is your lap getting lumpier by the second?

Apparently, our darling little Pearls has never heard of a pedophile. Luckily for her, this is not the FOUR GUYS (and one freeballer) NAKED IN A HOT TUB! skit...

GODDAMMIT!

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