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During a recent vacation I was experimenting with a way to sleep outdoors and avoid sunburn when I awoke to the sight and sound of an animal walking right past my chair and stopping roughly three feet away to nibble some of the local vegetation. Brief study revealed that I was looking at a striped skunk. I was probably in very little danger of getting sprayed but I wasn't going to take any chances, so I waited until it was about ten feet away, slowly got up, and retreated to the van.
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There are no words for how... bizarre this is.
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Boof wrote:
Walked in on my parents in bed. That was... disturbing.
Happened to me, too. Well my mom and her then-boyfriend. Wait, was he boyfriend? Dunno, luckily, I was still youngish, so I didn't really realize it. But later I did and now I still do at times... gh, I think that's a small part of why I react so badly when my mom has her now-boyfriend staying over. Urgh, the urge to cut myself is always so high then...
Another awkward and "Oh shit!" moment for me was when I wanted to send an SMS to my boyfriend. I had previously sent an SMS to my mom and the "Pick Recipient" button was the same as "Send" button when the last recipient was still in it... yeah, my mom mentioned my SMS later that evening, but since then, nothing like that has been mentioned again.
Not amongst the weirdest things, but strange to me. A week ago I got the mail and there was this orange little note in it. Said "before you leave on friday and we can't see each other for a month again, how about we go out for drinks? (Telephone number) ;-)"
..... I took a pic of the note and sent it to my mom, asking if she knew anything about it, because I don't go out and hence it couldn't be for me. Dunno who it was for, so when my mom came home, she put it into a corner of the glassbox next to the mailboxes in our building.
Wonder if Mr Telephone Number and Miss Gone On Friday still got together.
Edit
Randomly remembered, when I was around 11 or 12, I went to a type of therapy (didn't help) and around the same time when I went to therapy, there was this mentally deranged guy on the train a lot. It was okay when he was there and I was with my mom, but alone I felt really creeped out, because he always talked to me and wanted to shake my hand. One time I asked an older lady if she could maybe keep an eye on me because of that guy. Dunno what became of him, I stopped seeing him around...
Oh and there's this time when I got groped on the escalator. Am I the only girl that gets groped on an escalator? I was using the U-Bahn and already felt something on my butt, but ignored it cause the train was a bit full - Central Station and all. On the long escalator, this guy behind me suddenly talks to me, asking me about my book and then I suddenly feel this hand on my ass and he's asking me if I wanna grab some coffee with him.
Aside from the fact that I don't drink coffee.... and escalators are not good places to flirt, I guess...
That touch made me want to puke and cry and claw my nails into my face until I bled. But I mustered up my courage and made up an excuse and finally said in this really loud voice "Now take your GODDAMN hand AWAY from there!!" and walked the rest of the escalator up.
Weird and creeped out. Urgh, just the memory makes my skin crawl...
Aaaand something else I just remembered. This scarred me, actually.
So, I year or so ago, I read up a lot about Neon Genesis Evangelion. I sorta knew what it was about, so I figured I should start watching it. Had the subbed first episode loading on one tab, then went to TV Tropes to read up on it.
I didn't feel bad about spoiling myself, because I tend to do that with stuff I watch/play/read, although I have things I don't do it, because I want to be surprised. I am so glad that I read up first. I read the entire page and the extra page that was basically entitled High Octane Nightmare Fuel In Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I was so freaking scared, I decided to not watch the anime and I had trouble sleeping that night, I kept seeing those horrible burnt-into-your-retina pics of a decaying Asuka. Listened to my mp3 player... I think I got about 1 or 2 hours of sleep that night.
I'm sure I have some scarring things that happened to me, but I repressed everything so much that I have no memory of things prior to my 10th birthday. (And what I do remember, I do not WANT to remember)
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Me: Um... my name is William...
???: Willie, I know about those two other girls you got over in Tampa.
Me: Um... what?
???: Damnit Willie, don't lie to me.
Me: I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong number, ma'am.
???: What the hell? Come on, Willie. I know about them girls.
Me: Ma'am, I've never gone by the name Willie in my life. It's either Will or William. I'm a twenty-something nerdy white guy. I don't have one girlfriend, let alone three.
???: ...
Me: What number are you trying to call?
???: (reads off a number that's one digit off).
And that's why I have caller ID now.
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Johnny Rotan wrote:
This just popped up on Devianart's front page:
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This makes that one Lyra MLP plushie look like nothing
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5rgstk
This makes that one Lyra MLP plushie look like nothing
I went into shock after looking at that
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I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
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Emiko Gale wrote:
Um...this may be weird but after a few seconds of hearing kidz bop kids singing Gangdam Style, my glasses nearly broke.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
Well Gangnam style makes me cringe full stop but who on earth art Kidz Bop Kids?
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Pierre wrote:
Emiko Gale wrote:
Um...this may be weird but after a few seconds of hearing kidz bop kids singing Gangdam Style, my glasses nearly broke.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
Well Gangnam style makes me cringe full stop but who on earth art Kidz Bop Kids?
Kidzbop is basically pop songs + kids cringey voices. I remember them from when I was a kid, I'm amazed if they're still making things.
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Pierre wrote:
Emiko Gale wrote:
Um...this may be weird but after a few seconds of hearing kidz bop kids singing Gangdam Style, my glasses nearly broke.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
Well Gangnam style makes me cringe full stop but who on earth art Kidz Bop Kids?
You don't know what Kidz Bop is? I envy you Pierre.
Well ok, I thought Kidz Bop was pretty cool...when I was in elementary school.
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Johnny Rotan wrote:
This just popped up on Devianart's front page:
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5rgstk
This makes that one Lyra MLP plushie look like nothing
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5rgstk
This makes that one Lyra MLP plushie look like nothing
LMAO LMAOLMAO!!!!!!!11JKFD;AJFLDSKJL; hooy holy shit that just made my day
Emiko Gale wrote:
Um...this may be weird but after a few seconds of hearing kidz bop kids singing Gangdam Style, my glasses nearly broke.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
I can tolerate Kidz Bop music but that just made me cringe.
Huh. That was pretty much my reaction the first time I ever heard Kidz Bop. I wasn't sure what was worse, children singing the occasional dirty pop song, or children singing the occasional dirty pop song in sanitized form.
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Huh. That was pretty much my reaction the first time I ever heard Kidz Bop. I wasn't sure what was worse, children singing the occasional dirty pop song, or children singing the occasional dirty pop song in sanitized form.
Exactly. What were they thinking?
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It single-handedly ended my 3 year stint in the Wild Arms fandom. No, really.
Don't look it up. Don't even let your curiosity lure you into it. Just NO NO NO NO NO.
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The most scarring thing i found on one of our morning walks though would have to be a dog's jawbone. I actually kicked it by accident. I'm not sure if it was really a dog's, but it had canines, so it's likely.
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Emiko Gale wrote:
Update: I know I sound like a hipster right now, but if I listen to gangdum style one more time I think my ears are gonna vomit. x_x
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WBL Studios wrote:
Emiko Gale wrote:
Update: I know I sound like a hipster right now, but if I listen to gangdum style one more time I think my ears are gonna vomit. x_x
Then you're gonna hate this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj-C6JOVoDs
Why dude? Why? This will make Ron Delite cry.
And I'm surprised these kids actually sang in Korean.
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Pitipiui wrote:
Fucking Okaasan. Ugh. 
EDIT: And this scene from End of Evangelion. Pfft, Shinji screaming is just the icing on the cake.
EDIT: And this scene from End of Evangelion. Pfft, Shinji screaming is just the icing on the cake.
It's just a vocaloid trying to be J-horror and just ending up annoying as usual.
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Gangam Style at a wedding reception make's one question the sanity of humanity.
Gangam Style at TWO wedding receptions IN THE SAME WEEK will make one's head asplode.
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eliska wrote:
one of the weirder things i've seen in a while haha: http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/
The hell is this?!
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Spoiler: no pictures or link but still mentally scarring
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Spoiler: no pictures or link but still mentally scarring
Pfft. That's not a discovery. Humans have been doing that ever since we were able to walk upright.
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*vomits everywhere*
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Surprisingly youtube froze while I watched said video.
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Surprisingly youtube froze while I watched said video.
Ahahhahahaha, I find that hilarious!
Um..... uh...... years ago, when we still lived in the house, I saw a vibrator (or was it a dildo?) on the stairs leading to the ground floor. I.... guess... it rolled out of the bedroom on the second floor and fell down the gaps between the upper staircase down to the lower one?
Similarly, about a year ago, I came home from cosmetician school and had to bleach my white pants (stupid menstruation fucking with my obligatory white pants to wear!) and wanted to use the basin. Dildos in there and I wasn't really scarred, just really confused.
Mom, why are there dildos in the basin?
Cleaning up my room and found them, they're covered in dust. .......Okay. I'm not gonna clean them upTrue story, that conversation.
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This youtube video ought to put a stop to that!
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sumguy28 wrote:
It's official. The world is doomed.
I nearly screamed...But then I realized I knew about this since last year.
Is this book REALLY that popular? :/
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Emiko Gale wrote:
sumguy28 wrote:
It's official. The world is doomed.
I nearly screamed...But then I realized I knew about this since last year.
Is this book REALLY that popular? :/
Apparently? Dunno why, the only part of the book I ever 'read' was the Nostalgia Critic and TeamFourStar reading out a few pages and boy did that thing sound dumb. I write better Purple Prose sex scenes than that.
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Emiko Gale wrote:
sumguy28 wrote:
It's official. The world is doomed.
I nearly screamed...But then I realized I knew about this since last year.
Is this book REALLY that popular? :/
Comedian's joke it booted the UK out of the global recession by boosting sales of.....well unsavoury things.
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Spoiler: NOT FOR WEAK STOMACHS
The more I look at it, the more gross it becomes.
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