Phoenix has gone through too much to really care, and Edgeworth has gone through too much to stay sane... at least, from my comical standpoint? :)

Yeah, I guess I could have been just a bit more playful, but this is a good reason why it's not so great to work on two sporkings at once. I was drained after this one. The thread could also use a little more diversity; I don't want to be the only one posting for a while.

How goes your sporks, guys? I'm taking a wee break for the moment.

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I might try some short oneshots of that list that Airey posted when I finish my exams to keep this up.

In the meantime, I've found this fic https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10796011/1/Requital. It's not really bad, but it's extremely silly so it'd make for a funny sporking. And the premise is just weird.

Anyone interested in doing a collab sporking with me on the fic shown above?

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Welp, I've finally freed up some time, so I don't mind. If you just need an editor to check over your work, though, I'm fine with that too. Send me a PM sometime, preferably within this next week, since I can't guarantee the next will be available.

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Is anybody doing the "Kristoph Gavin and Waterslides" fic? I'd like to spork it when I get around to it.

I don't believe anyone has. Go for it.

Still on my wee break, but I've decided to snatch up that "Rubina" fic. I can only imagine where it'll go. (If I don't submit a sporking of it in the next 3 months, that probably means I've dropped it, though.)

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Well, I've done what I said a few posts ago, and now I kind of need an editor. So...anyone?

I've decided to remove my Kristoph Gavin and Waterslides spork. I ashamed of the ableist things I said in it. I'm trying to remove my internalized ableism. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone with the things I said.

Last edited by cuteyounggirlplus on Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:10 pm, edited 3 times in total.

Congrats. I don't usually giggle this much for someone's first sporking, but you've caught my attention. Aside from the occasional grammatical error, I don't have any complaints about your sporking itself. If I had to come up with a concern, though, it's that the snackoo gag has started to get a bit old, but it's been a while since these three got to show, so it's not a big deal.

Though, I must object about one thing. Dogs are not allowed in the Theater. The last time someone let a dog in here, our teleporter broke down. Although our staff could not find the source of the malfunction, At least one of us is sure the dog somehow cursed it into breaking down.

@ luck: If you need it checked, send me a PM!

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Um, thanks but that's not my first sporking. My first sporking would be the Miles/Gourdy M-preg fic. Thank you for the compliment, though!

Well, excuse me. Sorry, I've been in here too long. I'm losing track of who done what.

Got your message, luck. I'll get to it in a few hours, though. I got business to take care of first.

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*crawls out of grave*
WHATUP FELLOW SPORKERS. I LIVE.
Hey, could someone update the list of fics recommended here for me? I've lost track of what's been done and who's recommended what and all...

Am I ever going to finish The Proposal Strategy? Ha. No. Probably. But I will post something rrrrrrright now! (It's been so long since I've done this with AA characters... *weeps*)

Today's sporkers are:
Miles Edgeworth!
"Why do I feel like a particular flavor of Management has suddenly reappeared?"
Phoenix Wright!
"Forget that! Where's the fic's title?"
Maya Fey!
"There's no Sawhit rating, either..."
Trucy Wright!
"Maybe that means it's actually... good?"
and Apollo Justice!
"I'm pretty sure a good fic would be destroyed if someone brought it in here!"

[We open up in our beloved sporking theatre, with today's sporkers already seated. They are all looking around cautiously, and have been ever since Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey pointed out that the Management has apparently forgotten something very important.]

Speakers: Et tu, Narrator?

Edgeworth: The narration does have a point.

Trucy: Yeah, how are we supposed to know what we're getting ourselves into?

Speakers: Well, you could have waited for us to announce it instead of whining about it right off the bat.

Apollo: Whatever. What are we doing?

Speakers: Today's sporking will be called... The Kink Meme Special!

Edgeworth: The - what.

Apollo: Oh no.

Speakers: Oh yes. Today you will be sporking a variety of short fics from the kink meme.

Phoenix: Hold it! Isn't there a rule against double features?

Maya: Yeah, Mr. Armando told us about it during How Phoenix Wright Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The (New) Management!

Edgeworth: Maya, we were trying to forget about that.

Trucy: Forget about what?

Phoenix: You really, really don't want to know.

Speakers: Anyway! It's not our fault Godot didn't know the rules!

Apollo: Or maybe you changed them.

Speakers: Maybe we did! But that's none of your concern right now.

[The lights dim and the first feature, technically titled "Filling both this one and the one above!" and colloquially titled "Armstrong v Gant", begins playing.]


Speakers: Alright, so how did you like our first sample fic?

Edgeworth: Usually samples are given of high-quality goods, not... this.

Phoenix: At least it was short.

Maya: Relatively.

Trucy: Alright, so what's up next?

Apollo: Don't encourage them, Trucy.

[The next fic, titled "Lonely lonely" by the author and bookmarked as "EDGEWORTH SCREAMING IN DISTANCE" by the Management, begins playing.]

Edgeworth: I hate you.


Phoenix: ...I think the fic broke Edgeworth.

Maya: Eh, I think that's giving the kink meme too much credit. *pokes* Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: ...who... who even ships that?

Trucy: I don't think they were being serious.

Edgeworth: They still wrote it.

Apollo: They also obviously didn't put much effort into it.

Edgeworth: ...hmph. Very well, onto the next fic.

Speakers: There's the spirit! Now, let's see, what next? Hmm... that fic where Grossberg lays an egg is a bit too long...

All: What??

[The next fic, called "Channelling + karaoke= bad", begins.]


Edgeworth: ...is it over?

Apollo: We probably have another fic after this...

Speakers: Give the boy a prize!

Apollo: ...I'm 23.

Speakers: The next one also involves Gregory Edgeworth and Manfred von Karma.

Edgeworth: *twitch*

Speakers: Oh, calm down, Miles Edgeworth. Not like that.

Maya: ...if most of the fics were gonna have them in them anyway, why didn't you just go with that theme and not bother with the first fic at all?

Speakers: The Management would like to request that Maya Fey not question our decisions.

[Our final fic of the day, "TURNABOUT THONG", begins.]


Edgeworth: Are we done yet?

[The lights come back on.]

Edgeworth: Ah, finally.

Speakers: So how did you all like the first Kink Meme Special?

Maya: Why do you keep asking us how we liked things?

Phoenix: You know we didn't.

Apollo: ...wait a minute. "First" Kink Meme Special?

Speakers: Of course! The PWKM is the largest and longest-running on the internet, after all!

Edgeworth: Oh no.

Trucy: But you'll bring in other sporkers next time, right?

Maya: Yeah, to share the crazy around, right?

Phoenix: You'll get no promises from the Management.

Speakers: Too true, Phoenix Wright!

[The doors unlock.]

Speakers: Now, go home.

[The sporkers all exchange wary glances before filing out of the theatre. The readers are, of course, presumably left wondering when exactly the second Kink Meme Special will be, and whether or not that fic where Grossberg lays an egg actually exists. The answer is yes, by the way. Yes, it does exist. And if you haven't read it already - don't worry, you will. Muahahahahaha!]

Speakers: Hey, maniacal laughter is our job!

[Sorry. Go ahead.]

Speakers: Ahem. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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@Airey I wasn't impressed the Gant/Armstrong stuff. I think you (and the characters) could probably due more than just comment on how they find Armstrong and Female!Gant disturbingly unattractive. (Like pointing out how Armstrong seems to be confusing rape with gay sex or how everyone underreacts to seeing Gant, who should be in jail, showing up at their workplaces and asking if he could rape them.) The other sporkings are hilarious. Can't wait for the sequel!

@Rubia I'm sorry. It was not my intention to offend you or make you look callous, but it seems that I did. I should've just let it be and I regret that I did not. Again, Sorry.

Glad you're back, Airey. I missed your sporkings a lot.

Aww, thanks!

@cuteyounggirlplus: I dunno, man. It's a kink meme fic. You can't hold them to the same standards as other fics, and the sporkers know it. Illogic gets pretty much ignored in favor of what they're actually seeing, hence, no one commenting that stripper!MvK would be horribly OOC, to use an example that you did like. That's just how I wrote it, though...

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Aw, I missed your sporkings, Airey. What a way to stir up the morning. And *ahem* First Kink Special, eh? I'd like to see where it goes.

Still, I think cuteyounggirlplus has a point. Just because it's the kink meme doesn't mean jokes about Armstrong have to be exclusive to his shapely figure and provocative swinging. It's true that most jokes about him end up there, though.

Honestly, I don't mind if you don't spork The Proposal Strategy. All things considered, it's not that bad and kinda boring until the last two pages. It was a pretty long comic too, so I understand it'd be frustrating to get through it all.

I have been caught up in DGS this and DGS that and have kinda left this thread on its own. Now I'm curious to see if I can find any DGS-inspired fics... which for the most part will probably be in Japanese, considering how recent it is. Ah, well. If I don't, I can always feature a certain young attorney and his kooky detective friend.

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Ahh, DGS! On one hand, I'd love to see some of that here, but on the other hand, I'm bitter about the lack of a localization announcement and everything DGS right now is like rubbing salt in the wound.
By the way, are crossovers acceptable targets?

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I know the old rules say no to crossovers, but I think it's an outdated rule we can overlook. As long as the franchise crossed over with it is generally recognized and we don't exclude people who don't know a franchise or references within it, we should be good.

And thinking about it, DGS fics will probably be spoilery, so I should refrain... but I hope to bring Ryu and Sherlock back for another quick spin.

Edit: I was browsing Pixiv again and came here. It's a lovable series of DGS shorts with a little Sherlock x Ryu, but it's nothing explicit... aside from Ryu's swearing from being thrown around by super fan Susato.

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If I recall correctly, someone sporked a crossover with Harry Potter once.

Do Ghost Trick and Professor Layton crossovers even count, anyway?
And I know it was a rule that you could only use AA characters in a sporking, but if we're doing a crossover fic, would it be acceptable to bring in one or two crossover characters? Even if this only applies to GT and PL characters, I'd think at least those...

Re: the DGS manga: This is cute. I wish I knew what was going on. *standard Pixiv response*

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They'd count as crossovers, yes. And personally, I wouldn't mind bringing in the occasional cameo character from another series. I did bring in two certain characters from GT into the theater before, not as part of the sporking itself, of course. For the most part, though, I'd recommend not overdoing these cameos.

As for the DGS comic... well, the first couple don't relate to the others, but the others seem to feature Ryu and Susato staying over at Baker Street 221B. The over-the-top reactions almost killed me, but I wouldn't mind translating it later for you all, in case there is someone who's interested in sporking any of them.

...Right after I've finished translating the Sinful 7 promo.

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According to the rules in the first post (which are four years old anyway so I don't think it'd be a real problem not following them completely):



Six implies that crossovers are allowed and that you can throw in characters from the other franchise.

Considering that we have had sporkings of crossover fics before, I figured as much. It's always good to check back to the list.

I believe we can cross out rule #8, though. No fic is without sin flaw, and fics that aren't that bad can still make amusing sporkings. The sporkers just need to be a bit more creative with its direction.

By the way, luck, did you get my message, or are you just waiting for my "other" one?

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10887896/1 ... red-Tenant
Um... excuse me, but has anyone sporked this yet? I think this would be good for my first spork. I've always liked this thread, and I've always wanted to try and do one myself...

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...so what's the spoiler policy on crossover franchises?

(I've been wanting to do a sporking with him and Athena for a while now, fsr... guess I just need to find the "perfect" fic.)

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This is still a spoiler-free zone, so I'd think spoilers of other games are just as bad. That said, I think that character can show up under a different "name tag" and it'd be fine.

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Finally my sporking is ready. Special thanks to Rubia for her help.

Today's fic is A Winner Is You! by SuddenlyPINNEAPLEZ

Rating: . It's not as bad as it is boring. Really, nothing happens.

And to spork it, let's welcome...

Phoenix Wright!
"I thought we didn't have to do this anymore."

Athena Cykes!
"I'm not going to make out with anyone this time, right?"

Apollo Justice!
"You might want to reword that, Athena."

Franziska von Karma!
"You'll pay for this, Management!"

and, as special guest star...

Miles Edgeworth!
"..."

[We open up in the sporking theatre. Miles Edgeworth is seating in a corner and muttering, while Athena Cykes is conversing with Franziska von Karma.]

Athena:...And that's why I work in the Wright Anything Agency.

Franziska: The fool who works for a foolish fool is the foolest of all fools.

Athena: Is that some kind of riddle?

Edgeworth: No. She's calling you 'fool'.

Athena: Well, that's not nice!

[Suddenly, a robotic goon pushes Apollo Justice and Phoenix Wright in.]

Phoenix: Geez, they were serious about automatizing everything.

Athena: Boss! This woman is picking on me!

Apollo: You get used to it.

[Apollo takes a seat between Franziska and Athena and Phoenix does the same next to Athena. And without further ado...YEOWCH!]

Franziska: I'll decide that!

[Fine. And with Ms. Von Karma's permission, the lights dim and the fic starts.]



Athena: Well, if it's based on a family event, it can't be too bad.

Phoenix: Unless...

Edgeworth: Wright, please, don't.

Apollo: Wait, who's this Ash guy?

Phoenix: Are we sure it's a guy?

Athena: Maybe it's Ash from Pokemon?

Apollo: Is the fic a crossover?

Speakers: No. According to our sources, this 'Ash' is an original character created by the author.

Edgeworth: If the point of the fic is telling a personal story with us as the cast, why would anyone add an OC in?

Phoenix: You should know by now that trying to find logic in this place won't do you any good.



Edgeworth: Nnngh! What has to do the fact that Ash is in first place with the fact that Maya has apparently hit Pearl?

Phoenix: See? It doesn't do you any good.

Apollo: I don't think there's point in complaining about getting hit in Mario Kart. Isn't that a part of the game?

Phoenix: I can see Pearls getting mad about it, actually. If this story is settled when she was a little girl and not in the present time.

Apollo: If it were the present time, Athena and I should be there.

Athena: If I were there, I'd be in the first place instead of that Ash!

Franziska: And if I were there, neither of you would have any chance of winning.

Athena: That's what you think!

Franziska: *glares at Athena*

Athena: *glares at Franziska*

Apollo: (I don't think sitting between them is the best idea I've ever had.)



Phoenix: So I guess we aren't getting an explanation about who's this Ash person and how do we know him enough to play videogames together.

Edgeworth: Were you expecting something else?

Franziska: Maya Fey always fools around with any fool that she meets.

Phoenix: So we've already established Ash as a fool?

Franziska: That was established the moment he was associated with the likes of you.

Apollo: I don't see how Maya playing videogames gives Mr. Wright more time to work.

Phoenix: It makes sense to me. But don't tell her that I said that.

Edgeworth: You're the last person that should complain about people wasting time at work, Wright.

Phoenix: It's not my fault that we only have a client every three months. There's a point where you can't do anything productive anymore.

Athena: Yeah, and cleaning toilets gets pretty boring after a while. Maybe we should buy a Wii U for the office.

Phoenix: Fine, but it's coming out of Apollo's pay.



Apollo: She? So Ash is a girl after all?

Athena: That bit about the champion sounds a lot like Ash from Pokemon.

Apollo: So the OC is a genderbender ripoff of a different franchise?

Phoenix: I still don't get why the author decided to shove in an OC instead of using Gumshoe, or something.

Franziska: If Scruffy ever wastes his time playing foolish videogames with you, my whip will tell him my opinion.

Edgeworth: And he'll have to look forward to his next salary review.

Phoenix: (I don't think that would make any difference in his life.)




Franziska: You were in fourth place, Maya Fey. That's not close. Only the first place is to be proud off.

Edgeworth: Franziska, it's a videogame within a fic. There isn't a need to look for perfection in it. Nnngh!

Franziska: Every single part of life should be perfect, little brother.

Athena: (Little brother?)



Edgeworth: And once again, the answer has nothing to do with the question.

Apollo: I don't think that even counts as an answer.

Phoenix: Wait, why am I there? Weren't they playing on Ash's Wii U?

Athena: Maybe she invited you all to play and you were in the toilet or something.

Phoenix: But fic-me doesn't know what they're doing.

Edgeworth: Perhaps she brought her console to your office.

Athena: Carrying a home console around? That's a lot of work for a few races.

Phoenix: And somehow, I still haven't noticed. What was I doing anyways?

Apollo: I don't know how a story as simple as this can have so many plot contrivances.

Edgeworth: It's what happens when you shove original characters into our lives without any explanation.



Phoenix: Well, you're not the boss of me.

Athena: You told her, Boss!

Franziska: They can't hear you.

Phoenix: You've done the same just a moment aYEOWCH!

Franziska: Further comments, Phoenix Wright?

Athena: Of course he has! Don't think a little whip is going to shut him up!

Phoenix: YEOWCH! Athena, please, don't speak for me.



Phoenix: Apparently I wasn't doing anything more important than playing videogames.

Edgeworth: At least that much is in character.

Athena: Medium level? When we have that console, we'll always select hard, right Apollo?

Apollo: I still haven't agreed to that.

Franziska: the CUPs? Of all the things the author could have failed at spelling, it has to be the acronym in caps?

Athena: Maybe it isn't an acronym, and the opponents have all cup-shaped karts.

Phoenix: That'd be a pretty weird-looking kart.

Apollo: It wouldn't really stand out much in this game.



Phoenix: How does that thing fits me?

Franziska: It has a rather strange hair.



Edgeworth: Stupidity is indeed the only explanation for that scene, because it doesn't add anything to the story.

Apollo: And why does she says that they don't know if Mr. Wright dyes his hair? Shouldn't that be obvious?

Athena: *chuckle*

Apollo: What?

Athena: I'm just imagining your hair dyed that way.

Apollo: Why me!?

Athena: Because your hair is funny.

Edgeworth: That description could be very easily applied to Wright's hair, too.

Franziska: The important part is that it was about the hair, so I was right as always.

Phoenix: Except in triaYEEOOOWCH!

Franziska: When will you learn, Phoenix Wright?



Apollo: The results were exactly the same in the three races?

Edgeworth: Coincidences and contrivances, the population of all the fics we review here.

Franziska: Don't forget lack of proofreading.

Phoenix: And bad spelling.

Athena: And awkward grammar.

Apollo: And run-of-the-mill what-the...

Phoenix: Watch your language, Apollo.

Apollo: ...what-the-heckery.

Speakers: Your point is made, snivelers.



Phoenix: Well, excuse me for losing at a game I've never played in my life.

Franziska: The foolish excuse of a foolish fool.

Athena: How do you scold someone playfully?

Phoenix: Apollo, finish that paperwork right now! Then we can play with Trucy. See?

Athena: Is there anything you can't do?

Franziska: Win a case without bluffing.

Edgeworth: Keep his badge out of people sight.

Franziska: Endure whippings like a man.

Phoenix: We get it.

Apollo: Trucy always forces me to stop doing the paperwork and play with her, anyways.



Athena: The plot thickens!

Apollo: I don't think I can't hold all this emotion!

Phoenix: Please, tell us what happens next!

Edgeworth: And so ends another act of the Wright Sarcasm Agency.

Franziska: Do I have to clap?



Phoenix: But I still beat you in a game I've never played and you're pretty much an expert at.

Athena: It only had taken me one race to master the game.

Franziska: And I could have done so in one lap.

Athena: But you'd never beat me, anyways.

Franziska: What did you say?

Apollo: Someone wants to change seats with me? Please?

Phoenix, Edgeworth: No.



Phoenix: Wait, that's it? That's the family event you found meaningful enough to share with the Internet? You played Mario Kart 8?

Apollo: Can you even call that story?

Edgeworth: There's a entire fiction gender about everyday events. But I refuse to call story to anything shown in this theatre.

Phoenix: I'm pretty sure you've done it lot times, though.



Phoenix: She was based off you, so she wins? Very classy, author.

Edgeworth: And that, ladies and gentlemans, is how a Mary Sue is born.

[The lights come back on]

Apollo: Well, I have things to do.

[He exits the theater quickly.]

Edgeworth: Do you know why Justice was in hurry all of sudden.

Phoenix: I think he's afraid of the ladies.

Franziska: I could be the first in any game you chose.

Athena: It wouldn't be fair if I chose. Apollo, you chose! *looks around* Where's Apollo?

Edgeworth: Very wise of him.

[Phoenix and Edgewoth leave while Franziska and Athena keep bickering. And so, another sporking comes to an end. And I'm still not getting paid.]

I like the phrase "what-the-heckery" and it will hereafter be worked into my person lexicon.

Also I feel bad for the Narrator.

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Hello! I found this thread back in the summer of 2013 and read maybe 40% of the sporkings from the backup forums and then kind of forgot about it. Anyway this summer I decided to read some again and ended up reading all 19 pages of this thread and would love to work on my own sporking! I wanted to do the same in 2013 but never got around to it, so I'll be using the fic that I still have saved during that time, which appears to no longer be on ff.net.

I already started working on my sporking a couple of days ago and it's almost done, but I have a question first. Am I allowed to use the teleporter or not? The "out of order" sign and secrecy behind it is kind of making me wary... and I don't want to ruin anyone's plans that they may have with it. If someone is planning something special with it I'll just wait until then to upload mine. If not then I expect to have it up sometime next week.

Welcome to the Sporking Theater! We're always glad to have new sporkers.

And don't worry about it. Let's just say the teleporter is still in working order, but when through some new revamps. I'll leave it up to your imagination what they may be. ;)

@ TheMoonlitAttorney: That fic is free game. I look forward to see what you produce!


As for that series of 4-koma comics, as promised, I'll translate them for everyone.

Note: The first picture warns against spoilers (and yaoi), but it's just based on when Ryu and Susato were staying with Holmes shortly after arriving in London.

Pgs 2-3: "Where there are puzzles, there is Mr. Holmes!"
[T/N: title as spoken by Susato]


Pgs 4-10: "Bulls-eye"
[T/N: yaoi warning... eh, more like shonen-ai, really]

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Time to update the recommended fic list


Aquabreeze claimed this one but we haven't heard of her in a while




This one was sporked in the old thread, but apparently only the first part. And there's a high chance that it's lost forever anyway


PhoenixFlame53 did the first three chapters, but the last two are unsporked




Thane sporked a fragment of this fic


Thane sporked the first chapter, but there's another one






TheMoonlitAttorney is working on this one


Rubia is doing this, if I'm not mistaken




TheJettSet27 is doing this one






I'm not sure if Rubia and TheGreatSnarkoo did decide to work on this one or not

The sporked ones are crossed out and the underlined ones have been erased from existence.

As someone who was introduced to fan fiction (and the sporking of fanfiction) through the Harry Potter fandom, I call the My Immortal rip-off.

That one isn't the only parody of My Inmortal we have. This one is supposed to be written by Manfred von Karma.

We need more meta-fanfiction, lol.

Edit: @Rubia: thanks for the translation! I wish I could actually play the game If only to see how much merit the ship has...!

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I haven't heard from GreatSnarkoo in a while, so I dunno if they're still around. Speaking of which, I had totally forgotten about that fic I first introduced to this thread. I've already got enough on my plate, but I am really tempted to make a write-up on the "dangers of bad sporkings".

And about that one Investigations fic I queued back then: I've been looking forward to calling Lang back since everything's basically become automatized by now, but I ran through several drafts that didn't quite work. If anyone else is interested in taking it, feel free to. If I ever find inspiration to return to it, I may tackle it again, but for now, it's also free game.

And for that "Rubina" fic... ergh, hak, cawff. It's still on my plate, so I'll see what I can do to celebrate. *sigh*

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Phoenix Wright: Goffik Attorney

I rate this fic two sahwits. The spelling is atrocious and everyone is OOC, of course, but there was really no way this two chapter fic was ever going to be able to match the 40+ chapter Bellatrix that is My Immortal. Honestly, out of all the fics sporked on this forum the only one that came close to My Immortal is Law plus Chaos. (I'm also going to say that for all the infamy it gets, My Immortal is not the worst Harry Potter fic out there. Trust me.) I don't even feel like it worth it to spork the second chapter. To sum up, this fic is a fail on two levels. On one hand, it fails as a fic because of how bad it is, and on the other hand, it fails as a My Immortal rip-off because of how not bad it is. Well, we can at least be thankful that the author followed Rule 666,666: End on a cliffhanger and never appear on the internet again.

Warning: This fic contains self-harm and heterosexual content.

Our Sporkers:




All three arrive in the theater without a sound.

Franziska: Foolish fools! I am not going to be babysitting for you fools!

Apollo: I'M 23! I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER!

Trucy: Yeah, Me and Apollo don't need a babysitter! We have Mr. Hat!

Franziska: Hmph. *whips them both* No more foolish behavior from the both of you fools, now!

Both: Y-yes, Miss Von Karma.

the lights dim down



The lights go back up. Immediately, Franziska jumps up and leaves, whipping everything in her way.

Apollo: I guess that means it's over. We should be going.

Trucy: Already?

Hand in hand, the two leave.

I love badfic expert!Trucy, but Franziska used "fool" too much and came across more like a parody of herself than, well, herself. And I know I'm the last one who should criticize this, but your ending fell a bit flat. Next time, try having the sporkers talk a little bit about the fic or what they're going to do next. But other than that, good, good!

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Actually, Airey, I think your endings are fine as they are. Sometimes, I feel I elaborate too much on mine, if only for the sake of some sort of "plot" to spice things up. It's probably a good idea that not many people imitate my style, or we'd be leaning a bit close to the fanfiction we're sporking.

That said, I agree. An ending should close up the sporking with some final thoughts, rather than simply let them escape as quickly as possible. Some of these guys have become so used to appearing here despite themselves that they're bound to take their roles as critics more seriously... if anything in here can be taken seriously, anyway. (I'm looking at those veterans... Phoenix, Edgeworth, Maya... Apollo and Trucy as well.)

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Yeah, I'm still around, but it'll probably take me a while to finish up on that sporking of "Requital", so hopefully you'll be willing to wait a little bit longer.

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@Rubia: If you say so. I think I'm referring more to the sporkings I do on Tumblr, where I don't use descriptive narration...?
Anyway, I like sporkings with plots.

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