I found some fics too...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11369675/1 ... -They-Rise Why are there so many Zombie AU fics for a series about LAWYERS?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10676220/1 ... ng-to-Love This is a good fic...but it doesn't feel "right"

Bees, flower

Mices, cheese

Attorneys
Zombies?

Sure why not.

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I've been trying for a while, but I still have no idea what sporking is

There are peculiar posts on this forum that look amusing, yet baffle me.

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Long story short, we find fanfiction things that we feel deserve to be poked at with sporks, but since we can't actually poke them with sporks, we instead make fun of them by getting into character and having these characters make rhetorical jabs at the piece. And it's all done in good fun; no disrespect intended toward the original authors.

As for the zombies thing, clearly, it's because one, the main characters are sexy, and two, there are dead people who come back to life in this series anyway. It doesn't make sense either way, but hey, zombies show up anywhere these days.

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*Imagining Maya channeling a zombie*

...Oldbag says hi.

>implying wendy oldbag isn't the sexiest character in ace attorney

For shame, young man.

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I didn't want to admit it...but you're right!

^Oddly appropriate with your signature.

How are everyone's sporkings going? (Was gonna post one tonight but OMG the OC contest. I need to draw.)

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Too hot. Hot damn! Call the police and the fireman. Too hot. Hot damn! Make a dragon wanna retire, man.

And, uh, was gonna try sporking FE/PW crossover where Frederick gets sued, but don't know where to start.

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I love you
Are you bringing in crossover sporkers?

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Yeah. Phoenix will be in, and possibly Maya. From FE, I wanna bring in Chrom, Frederick, and Fem!Robin. Maybe have Anna on speakers and Old Hubba make a short appearance. I've teased this idea...

Chrom: Okay...where in the Outrealms are we?
Old Hubba: I am so glad you asked! This is what is known as the Sporking Theater. A place where all sorts of acts incomprehensible to the human mind take place here.
Maya (aside): Psst, Nick? Who's the creepy old guy talking to those strangely dressed people?
Phoenix: Keep it down, Maya. But I'm guessing they're the next victims for tonight's sporking. And...this is just a hunch, but it's probably going to be a crossover fic.
Robin: Incomprehensible? We'll see about that.
Frederick: And will we get a pension this time?
Old Hubba: Your pension will be...returning. Have fun!
Chrom: I don't like the sound of that...

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...Lucina wakes her blade?!

Not until Robin tips the scales...

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Well, I'm excited.

Oh, but make sure you add an extra space between lines to make it easier to read!

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Phoenix Wright objects to this fight!

Well, considering how I've taken such a long hiatus on mine that even I don't know where I last left off, someone might just come out with something before I do.

...Okay, so that's no excuse. I'll try to get it in sometime, but thinking it over again, I don't wanna go the full 55 chapters. The first two are so boring that I've actually struggled to keep it interesting long enough. Well, I could just skip to the third chapter, but that means rewriting (almost) everything from scratch...


Goodness, Bram. This line without context ends up having so many contexts... including this series.

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We could do another "different sporkers do different chapters" thing. Or would that get too confusing with Turnabout Storm?

Maybe I'll just go make cheap Wrightworth jokes... *wanders off to go look through badfic bookmarks again*

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No, I don't think it'll be confused with Turnabout Storm, but how would we (including anyone else who wants to join) split up these chapters? Actually, since the first two chapters don't have anything to do with the rest of the crackfest, maybe I can just skip over a great deal of them.

I guess it's time to rewrite stuff...

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Can't help you here 'cuz my personal spork style is "cut as little as possible". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess you could do the first two or three or even if you like, then put chapter the rest of the chapters up for 'adoption' and just claim your favs... have you read the full fic? (I don't do that sometimes, so no judging if you're blind sporking. Sometimes those are more fun.)

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It's fine. I'll experiment with it and let you guys know how it turns out. I do usually preview those works before I spork them to get a general idea of how they're like, but I don't read to the end, so it's mostly blind sporking. I come up with my best responses that way.

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I haven't got any work done on Turnabout Storm due to schoolwork. In unrelated news, I have a professor named Black***** and I keep wanting to call them "Blackquill".

Also, I wouldn't skip over the second chapter.

...What if he is Blackquill? *Bwooooooooong*

Admittedly, I haven't read any of Law Plus Chaos 2.0, but... gee, that sounds a little bit like something my brother and I wrote. (I'm not saying it is - ours didn't have Wrightworth law offices - it's just funny that we weren't the only ones who did this.)

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What fic are you guys talking about?

The fic that I'm supposedly working on: The Hellspawn. Emphasis on "supposedly" anyway; this is why one should never pile on translation projects...

When I said "skip", though, it's not really skipping over everything. I take highlights of the first two chapters and work from there. There are still some bits I'd like to poke at from each of them. I just won't, say, go paragraph by paragraph because it's too annoying to get through all that and expect to get through a good chunk of this fic later.

Drat... and here I was hoping I could install a new security measure sooner.

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Would anyone have any fics that are currently unsporked for a returning member like me to take a chance at? I've been busy slaving away with College and it's high time with AA6 coming out I start re-connecting with the community, and what better way to start than with awful AA fanfics right?

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The zombie fic I mentioned a while ago...
I just noticed it's based off of the Walking Dead game. (Yes, I forgot to read the start where he mentioned that...)

I know literally nothing about the walking dead, but I'm more than happy to give this a shot.

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Well I mean, so far it looks like it almost completely follows The Walking Dead's plot, so you won't need to...as long as your fine with spoilers for it if you plan on getting the game.

I don't really plan on getting the game, so I'm fine with spoilers.

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Nevermind, it's just the intro which is similar...

Oh good, I also noticed that it's First Person POV with Clay.
I know someone who's gonna be real happy about this.

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I agree...but although we never see or hear Clay other than that one little flashback, I don't think he'd call himself "Uncle Clay" ...I mean, you don't steal someones name, that ain't cool. For example, if there were someone called Oliver I'd kill them...it is a rare name, you know.

I feel you. Actually I was wondering if I did a cross-over fic with Trauma Center, I could actually bring in Derek? He is an emoji on here after all.

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If it's a crossover fic.

Oh excellent. I have a cross-over fic that's perfect then. I might start with that since it's simple.

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Cool.

Spork Revival! Time for a new spork turnabout! This time: Emergency Turnabout

This deserves Two sawhits. This certainly isn't the worst thing out there, but it's not quite bad enough for a 3.

With this out of the way, let's introduce our sporkers for today's revival.

Phoenix Wright!
"Oh great..back again.."

And special guest: Dr. Derek Stiles!
"A pleasure to meet you all."

SPORKING START!

[The place seems different, more like a matinee theater than what the sporkers are used too. A figure walks through the doors, skeptical.]

Phoenix: This is different to what I'm used too.

???: Ah, good you're here Mr. Wright. I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to brute force.

Phoenix: Eh? Who are you? I certainly don't recognize your voice, what happened to management?

Proxy: Due to a recent...incident, the usual management has been distracted, but you can just call me Proxy. I'll be proctoring these sporkings when the management is unavailable. Now please enter the theater.

Phoenix: (Odd...oh well. Might as well get it over with.) *Enters the theater, where Derek is waiting*

Derek: Oh! Hello there, you must be my partner for this. A pleasure to meet you, I'm Dr. Derek Stiles.

Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, attorney at law. Let's get to work shall we doctor?



Phoenix: This is looking promising already.

Derek: Is it? I wonder what the title means.



Phoenix: That's not very nice of you to give me the wrong file.

Derek: H-Hey! I don't even know what the fic is talking about! Besides, you need to "recovers" as soon as you could remember?



Derek: Well that's not very professional of me.

Phoenix: If you're my doctor, shouldn't you already know I'm not at the hospital?



Phoenix: Wow, that's pretty impressive to mistake me for someone like that.

Derek: I-it happens. People move hospital beds and what-not. I'm more curious about what this file contains.

Phoenix: I don't think we'll be finding out anytime soon.



Derek: I've never me a Dr I'm TERRIBLY sorry before.

Phoenix: Although it seems that Dr. Clarks has replaced Dr. Clark.



Derek: That shouldn't be too hard to find, especially if I'm supposed to be your doctor. In fact I'm pretty sure I would have to approve of the transferal.



Phoenix: Wow, with how this is sounding you'd think someone died on the operating table instead of giving me the wrong folder.

Derek: *shudders* I hope I never have to experience that, but I don't see what the big deal is, it's just a folder.



Derek: What is in this file that's so important?

Phoenix: Maybe it's lupus?

Derek: Oh, if that's the case then you shouldn't have been transferred.

Phoenix: (Looks like the good doctor can't take a joke..)



Derek: Oh! Thank goodness Angie's here.

Phoenix: Er...who?

Derek: She's my assistant, she helps me with all sorts of problems, and assists me when I do surgery.

Phoenix: She sounds like a nice girl (Reminds me of Maya...)



Derek: How did Angie figure out where you were so quickly? I thought you were just transferred this morning!

Phoenix: Maybe she was the one who scheduled the transfer?

Derek: That still doesn't explain why you're still in the ICU.



Phoenix: Ouch, is that any way to talk to your assistant?

Derek: W-WHAT!? No! No I'd never talk to Angie like that! She's always welcome to come with me, and if she's not I'll give a valid reason!



Phoenix: That's not a big surprise to me.



Derek: Well this is going smoothly.

Phoenix: Shouldn't you introduce yourself to the receptionist?



Derek: Here I was hoping fic!me would have a little more professionalism if the document is so important.

Phoenix: Although this does feel like something that might happen to you at that clinic.



Derek: Oohhh dear. Angie's right there isn't she?

Phoenix: And I thought the only pervert there was that quack director..



Derek: This is getting me nowhere, I really need to learn to be more assertive.



Phoenix: Is...Angie jealous of you?

Derek: I don't see why she would be, it's not like we're together.



Derek: *Does a similar choking sound*

Phoenix: You were saying doctor?



Derek: Oh trust me, that wouldn't stop Angie from chewing her out.

Phoenix: I can't help but feel bad for the receptionist..and it's gone.



Derek: Awn?

Phoenix: But..I-I'm still in the hospital. Did this woman just give you false information?

Derek: Well if she really values her job I hope not, especially if that folder I was supposed to give you is so important.



Derek: And she's mad at me...as usual..

Phoenix: (Another parallel...)



Derek: Well I could've told you that already.

Phoenix: Incoming slap in 3...2..



Phoenix: 1.



Derek: I'm not that bad am I?

Phoenix: You seem like a respectable man, although this is just a cliche all fics seem to have where someone's jealous about a mis-understanding.

Derek: Oh..that doesn't make me feel better.

Phoenix: It's a small comfort yes.



Phoenix: Looks like the wedding's off.

Derek: Knowing my luck, I'd have to perform surgery on my wedding day.

Phoenix: That sounds pretty awful..

Derek: Not really, I'd feel a little bad about the suit though.



Derek: It took me long enough.

Phoenix: Does Angie actually call any attractive woman a bimbo?

Derek: Oh dear lord no, her bedside manner is far better than mine thankfully.



Phoenix: And Houston, we've launched.

Derek: Could I speak up a bit? I can't hear me!



Derek: Isn't she already facing me? I would've noticed if she was crying.



Phoenix: OBJECTION! I demand you let that smile out right now!

Derek: Angie! You should know better than to hold a smile captive like that!



Derek: I still have that important file you know...I think that trumps some romantic fight.

[Much to Phoenix's surprise, the lights turn on at this and the screen darkens.]

Phoenix: ...Is it over?

Proxy: For now. This isn't the only chapter. This is the first of 3.

Phoenix: Oh...well..this wasn't as bad as I thought.

Proxy: Unlike the management, I believe in being firm but fair. I stick to my word. Now then, you two are free to go until I can call you back for the next chapters, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule for this Doctor Stiles.

Derek: No problem!

Proxy: You two will have a friend coming for the 2nd Chapter. That's all I can say. Bye boys.

[The two stand and nod at each other, each walking out of the matinee theater, Phoenix turning and looking up at it with a concerned look before continuing.]

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