Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Also, if you can find a fic that's inoffensive except for having a weird fetish or a hilariously improbable pairing, that's pretty mild-to-moderate. (Hilariously improbable pairings are my bread and butter when it comes to sporking stuff from small fandoms.)
Alternately, you could just tackle something truly horrendous right out of the gate. Although that strategy might work better for an individual sporker than a sporking community... but tackling the worst of the worst can be quite a draw, which may mean more sporkers for your theatre, and it also establishes
Tumblr (
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Too many thoughts and nothing to do~
Gender: None specified
Location: The Noponis
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed May 27, 2015 4:01 am
Posts: 34
And thanks for the advice! It's a pretty big help.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good if I ever use Comic Sans, Arial, Times New Roman, Brush Script, Papyrus, Curlz, Ravie, et cetera."
Friends don't let friends use bad fonts.
Unironically, anyways.
Friends don't let friends use bad fonts.
Unironically, anyways.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:38 am
Posts: 16
I've been a big fan of the sporking theater since the backup forums, but I've never written a spork myself.
Can't promise anything since I rarely do anything not related to college
, but I'm considering re-sporking The Greatest Mystery. It's an obvious trollfic, but I find it hilarious. It's a shame the original spork is gone ...
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Go nuts with it! It's not like we're ever gonna get the original back. Are you planning on bringing in L4D characters as crossover guest sporkers, or just doing it the traditional PW-characters-only way? Either way's good!
BTW, welcome to the sporking theatre~
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Evolina wrote:
Hey,
I've been a big fan of the sporking theater since the backup forums, but I've never written a spork myself.
Can't promise anything since I rarely do anything not related to college , but I'm considering re-sporking The Greatest Mystery. It's an obvious trollfic, but I find it hilarious. It's a shame the original spork is gone ...
I've been a big fan of the sporking theater since the backup forums, but I've never written a spork myself.
Can't promise anything since I rarely do anything not related to college
, but I'm considering re-sporking The Greatest Mystery. It's an obvious trollfic, but I find it hilarious. It's a shame the original spork is gone ...Welcome to the management!
Your avatar is Luna, I already know I'll like you.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
I rate it three sahwits. While the stuff based on the original wasn't too bad, the "expanded" scenes were terrible. Not only does the author proceed to throw in Twilight/Phoenix shipping against the original creator's wishes but also adds Edgeworth/Rarity shipping even though Edgeworth never went to Equestria in the original. And, as a parting 'gift' to the audience, The author also decides to change the ending so Phoenix leaves behind Maya, Larry and everyone else and stays in Equestria. The ending alone deserves a sahwits for how insultingly OOC it is.
Turnabout Storm part Seven
The sporkers for today's fic are:
(Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey are zapped into the sporking theater. However, the theater is a little bit different this time. Clouds of cotton candy rain down chocolate milk, long-legged bunnies run around in circles, and the seats of the theater have now been replaced with Escher-style chairs.)
Edgeworth: What kind of absurdity is this?
Maya: Wow, he changed the seats from last time!
Phoenix: Who changed the seats, Maya? Do you know who did this?
Maya: Discord.
Phoenix: Who?
Maya: Nick, I told you after I returned from the last sporking, remember? The Ponification of Chaos that took over the sporking theater? Remember?
Why the Master of the Kurian remembers little ol’ me? And you even got me new playthings! Why, I’m simply honored by your generosity, Mindless Maya!
(With a puff of plaid smoke, Discord appears in front of the three sporkers while wearing a tuxedo.)
Phoenix: (What in the world?)
Edgeworth: ...I can’t believe it. Somehow, Management got him….
Yes, it’s everypony’s favorite reality warper and god of chaos, Discord. Thank you, thank you…
Phoenix: And just when I thought Management was just a dog…
What? No applause from the peanut gallery? Well, we’ll have to change that now, won’t we?
(All of a sudden, Discord disappears, leaving behind only a shower of confetti and an ominous laugh behind in his wake…)
Maya: Geez, I wonder what that was all about.
Phoenix: …
Maya: Nick?
Phoenix: …Maya, where’s Edgeworth?
(Phoenix looks around. It appears that Edgeworth has gone missing until…)
Phoenix: Huh? What’s that in Edgeworth’s seat?
Maya: It’s a cat! Discord must have turned Mr. Edgeworth into a cat.
(Sure enough, the once-frilly prosecutor has turned into fluffy, gray kitty cat with a scowl that would make a certain memetic cat proud.)
Phoenix: *picks Edgeworth up* Aw, who’s a cute little prosecutor? You are! You… Ouch!
Phoenix drops Edgeworth and holds his bleeding forearm. It appears Edgeworth had scratched him in annoyance.)
Maya: Bad Edgeworth! Don’t scratch Nick!
Edgeworth: *hisses*
(Luckily, the lights dim before a literal catfight can break out.)
Spoiler:
(The lights flicker back on to reveal Discord doing some redecorating.)
*snap* Too boring, *snap* too dull, *snap* too mundane, *snap* too stale, *snap* too normal…
Phoenix: D-did I just see a cow with a disco ball for a head float by? (And he says it’s too normal around here?)
Ooh, I know! *snap* Now, that’s it! *snap*
(With another snap of his fingers, Discord disappears with a lavender poof.)
Phoenix: (Is it just me or did it suddenly get colder in here?)
Maya: …
Phoenix: …Maya? (What’s with that face?)
Maya: Nick… your… *bursts out laughing*
Phoenix: What? My— AAHHHHHHH!
(Gone is Phoenix’s trademark suit, for now he is decked in only burgundy briefs with the words “Edgeworth is my Sugar-Daddy” printed in bright white text.)
Phoenix: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Edgeworth: (I see Discord has been reading up on past sporkings…)
Phoenix: TAKE THEM OFF! TAKE THEM OFF!
Well, if you say so…
(With a polka-dotted poof, Phoenix becomes buck naked as—)
Phoenix: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PUT THEM BACK ON!
(Discord snaps his fingers, bringing back the sporking and Phoenix’s Discord-made underpants.)
Phoenix: (What did I ever do to deserve this?!)
Spoiler:
(The lights are turned on with a checkerboard poof of magic.)
Maya: So… who wants to bet what’s going to happen in the next chapter?
Phoenix and Edgeworth: ………
(Phoenix has fallen onto his backside, completely frozen in spot, meanwhile Edgeworth is all puffed up with an arched back.)
Maya: Edgeworth… Nick… what’s wrong?
Phoenix: …………..D-Dahlia?
Maya: What! What do you mean by ‘Dahila’?
Why, allow me to show you…*conjures mirror*
(Maya looks into the mirror but instead of seeing her reflection, she sees Dahila’s.)
Maya: Ack! B-B-But I can’t look like…. Ack!
Phoenix: (Why did Discord have to make Maya look like her of all people? As if I wasn’t miserable enough!)
(Without another word, Discord starts playing a third chapter.)
Spoiler:
(Lights appear out of nowhere.)
Phoenix: Finally!
Oh, oh, what’s the rush? Isn’t hanging out with your friend Discord so much fun?
Edgeworth: (No. No, it isn’t.)
Well, nopony asked you, Mr. Sourpuss!
Edgeworth: *growls*
Phoenix: Can I at least have my clothes back?
Edgeworth: (And my body?)
Maya: Yeah! I want my face back, too! I don’t want to have Dahila-face for the rest of my life.
Alright, fine. *snaps his fingers*
(And with that, everything goes back to normal. Phoenix’s suit returns, Edgeworth is human and Maya looks like Maya. All is well…)
Edgeworth: Ack!
(…except for the fact that Edgeworth’s suit is now pastel pink.)
Edgeworth: This is pink! This suit is pink! Discord!
What’s all this fuss about? I gave you what you asked for, didn’t I?
Edgeworth: This suit is pink!
No, it’s not. It’s wine red.
Edgeworth: No, it’s pink.
No, it’s wine red.
Edgeworth: It’s pink!
It’s wine red.
Edge worth: Pink!
Wine red.
Edgeworth: This. Suit. Is. Pink.
It. Is. Wine. Red.
Edgeworth: My suit is pink, dammit!
So what’s the problem? *snap*
(And with that, Discord disappears for the final time.)
Edgeworth: …
Phoenix: …Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Maya: *whispering* Pst! Nick! Let’s get out of here before he gets mad at us!
(Phoenix and Maya depart, leaving behind the humiliated prosecutor whose gaze is raised to the green sky.)
Edgeworth: …………One day, Discord, one day…
(And with that Edgeworth stomps off, his head filled with thoughts of nigh-impossible revenge.)
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Now, I demand that someone draw fanart of this sporking.
Well, if you're retiring from Turnabout Storm, I'm still interesting in seeing the full thing sporked. I'll take part eight if no one else wants to! What number chapter was the last one you did?
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Jeez, every time I open up this fic I remember what a behemoth it is and get startled. I mean, I know I write unnecessarily long fics, but... holy heck.
Edit: 416,396 wordssssss.... The Brothers Karamazov is ~364,153 words, for reference.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Racing through the sky like a Missile
Gender: Female
Location: LA, Japanifornia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:17 am
Posts: 6180
Between the fic and the sporking, I'm not sure in which that Nick is more out of character. Granted, being butt naked is one thing, but playing with Kittyworth and getting frightened by Dahlia... nah, I'm not seeing it.
Other than that, though, Discord is already nominated as best Management. Even The Dog can't top that. <3
But whew, even the sporkings of that fic are getting really long. I love the developments, but it's getting harder to navigate the page, even with spoiler tags.
The home of the Gyakuten Saiban vs Ace Attorney blog: http://gyakutengagotoku.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
Other than that, though, Discord is already nominated as best Management.
Oh really? *Starts searching for an Ace Attorney fic crossing over with a certain franchise*
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Ack! Did I make Nick really out-of-character? I mean, Airey didn't seem to mind but if you think so, I wouldn't mind some help on making him more in character next time.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Gender: Female
Location: Germany
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:42 pm
Posts: 233
When a character's name is constantly repeated, it starts to look suspicious after a while. The readers might start to ask themselves what all the emphasis is about. Have Phoenix and Maya(and the narrator) mocking his name? Are they trying to break some weird record for "most repetitions of a main character's name in twenty minutes"? Are they getting payed for every time they mention it?
Since he then got turned into a cat, it was only a problem for a short bit, so nothing dramatic. But something you may want to improve in future sporkings.
And I might have missed something here... Is there a reason why Maya keeps calling him last-name-only? Has Larry's bad influence finally rubbed off on her?
For what it's worth, I don't think your Phoenix was horribly out of character. Maybe a bit serious, but he can't always have good days. Although I do think he sounds closer to the turnabout musical Phoenix, with a dash of Apollo added to him. A bit more tired-of-your-crap and more casually to the point than usual. But again, bad days and all that.
The little bit where you took his clothes off actually made he laugh audibly, which is hard to do, so kudos for that. ;)
One little missed opportunity: When Phoenix complained about the audience not being trusted to remember things that happened minutes ago, I wisgh you would have included a side snark regarding Dual Destinies. As you did allow fourth wall breaks earlier in the spork, it would have added a nice touch.
As a side note - is Discord part of Team Colorblind, or is he just being a troll? From what I know about him, I'd assume the latter, but I don't watch the series, so it could be a weekness of him that is important to remember for plot purposes, in which case I'd want to know so I don't get confused if it comes up again (old woman that I am). ;)
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Racing through the sky like a Missile
Gender: Female
Location: LA, Japanifornia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:17 am
Posts: 6180
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Are any of these sporkable? Or these? (The second result there looks promising.)
Also apparently googling "Ace Attorney Dangan Ronpa fanfiction" gets you my ff.net account...
That fic with the purposely unfinished ending is definitely worthy. Who the heck thinks it's a good idea to leave a story ending up to the viewers? That's not how writing a story works. Of course, it leaves us sporkers plenty of ideas to fill the void as well.
The NicoB fanfiction... is definitely worth a sporking too, but I don't think I'm a viable contender, as my mind has been warped by watching his LPs. XP
The rest seem alright, even the crack fluff one in the second link. It's not nearly as inane as some other crackfics we've dealt with.
The home of the Gyakuten Saiban vs Ace Attorney blog: http://gyakutengagotoku.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
On a road to nowhere.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:19 pm
Posts: 51
This just keeps happening...
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
DrOcsid wrote:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11535183/1/phoenix-wright-ace-christian
This just keeps happening...
This just keeps happening...
...Oh God...
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
I'll start on the next part of Turnabout Storm tonight... maybe....
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Woah, I almost forgot about this thread.
Oh, Airey, why have you forsaken us?
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Oliver wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Woah, I almost forgot about this thread.
Oh, Airey, why have you forsaken us?
No one posted anything in a week and I have a short attention span.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Oliver wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Woah, I almost forgot about this thread.
Oh, Airey, why have you forsaken us?
No one posted anything in a week and I have a short attention span.
... *sigh*
Of course you do.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Racing through the sky like a Missile
Gender: Female
Location: LA, Japanifornia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:17 am
Posts: 6180
And Airey, I will get to those translation requests as soon as I'm available. To the rest of you, keep up the good work and don't give in, regardless of how long this thread is neglected. ;)
~
Featured fic: The Hellspawn
Rating: 3x
Still here, since I made the rating based on what I saw of the third and fourth chapters as well, but I haven't seen anything beyond them, so... maybe it'll change?
Cast:
----------------------------------------
[From where we last left off, Phoenix, Maya, and Apollo were appalled to be back.]
Speakers: Now, narrator. If you give such vague descriptions, you’re not doing your job justice.
[Er, sorry, sir. Let me try that again. Three of our most intrepid sporkers have once again found themselves standing before a theater lobby full of ill-perceived secrets…]
Speakers: Worth a screeching chord or two!
Apollo: Are you two doing that just to spite me?
Speakers: We have no idea what you’re talking about.
Maya: Better question! What’s so big that we all have to be transported here without warning?
Speakers: What do you think? Our sporkings are so much more important than whatever you guys were up to, right?
Phoenix, Apollo: *mildly irritated*
Speakers: Gee, by your mildly frustrated reactions, I wonder what it was...
Maya: Yeah, me too. They've kept leaving me in the dark...
Speakers: Come now, Maya Fey, surely you would… Oh, that’s right. You haven’t been confirmed yet.
Maya: Huh? Wait, are you talking about…?
Phoenix: What’s this? Is the Management blatantly disregarding their own rules about breaking on the fourth wall?
Speakers: We’re not breaking anything. We’re simply leaning on it.
Phoenix: Hey, talking about what characters are “confirmed” is clearly beyond the fourth wall in any situation, so bite on that.
Speakers: And in any situation, the rules applied to the sporkers are not the same applied to the Management, so there.
Apollo: Oh, come on! Don’t fall back on that excuse!
Phoenix: Forget it, Apollo. This isn’t an argument we can win…
Speakers: So true. By the way, Maya, just between the two of us…
Maya: Yeah?
Apollo: There’s no point in whispering to us through the speakers if we all hear it, you know…
Speakers: You’re not allowed to channel Mia or anyone else during this session.
Maya: Huh? Why not?
Speakers: Normally, we don’t have control over your powers, but this time, we’ve evened the odds.
Maya: “Evened the odds”? What are you talking about?
Speakers: I’m saying that thanks to the latest upgrades to our teleporter, we have the ability to return you to a previous time in your life as we so choose.
All: W-what!?
Speakers: So if I were you, I would be wise not to tempt us by dragging you back to before you try to channel… or further.
Maya: …Okay, I’ll be good.
Apollo: …Just how far are they going to go to keep us submissive?
Phoenix: To anything, really, since we can’t sue them without something backfiring.
Speakers: Now, lady and gentlemen, shall we proceed to the sporking in questi-
???: Don’t forget about me!
[And as per her trademark technique, Kay Faraday bursts in on the scene… through the front doors.]
Kay: It’s ’cause there are cameras on the roof now. I can’t burst in from there anymore…
Maya: Kay! What are you doing here?
Kay: I thought it was unfair that we had no recurring characters this round since it’s supposed to be a sequel, so here I am!
Apollo: Huh? This sporking is a sequel? So we’ve actually missed the first chapter or two?
Kay: Yeah, but don’t worry. I can explain pretty much everything.
Speakers: Ahem, I’m afraid that would be my job? You weren’t invited this time, so shoo.
Kay: Oh, come on! What’s wrong with another sporker to join the cast? You even have me listed above…
Speakers: Never bring up the sporking header! We will send you to another time if you violate the rules so blatantly again!
Kay: …Yeesh, sorry.
[The speakers click out into silence. Now faced with an even more threatening Management, just what shall our heroes do…?]
Phoenix: Press forward.
[…! W-why that’s… absolutely stunning, Mr. Wright! Yes, push onward, brave sporkers! You have my full support to survive through the onslaught that awaits you…]
Phoenix: Just one thing, Narrator. Could you quit trying so hard to decorate your narration?
[Sorry, but orders are orders.]
Maya: Shouldn’t you stand up to them some time? I mean you have so much power of control-
[Aaand without further discussion, the sporkers are guided along to their seats on schedule for the show to begin.]
Spoiler:
[The lights have come on once again… for a quick break.]
Apollo: Hard to believe that’s never been stated outright until now.
Speakers: Because it’s so much more interesting to surprise you all! *snap*
[Zappers! Enter the Spork B*tch.]
Edgeworth: Why must you introduce me like that!?
Kay: Hey, Mr. Edgeworth! Welcome back!
Phoenix: Oh, so you are joining us this time.
Edgeworth: *crosses arms* How fortunate for you.
Phoenix: Fortunate? How so?
Edgeworth: Come on, Wright. Every time we both show up for a sporking, it means at least one of us is going to get the figurative “kick me” sign on his back.
Apollo: That’s the Chief Prosecutor for you… never misses a beat even when he’s dragged in here spontaneously.
Maya: So, who’s up this time: Nick or Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: It’s me.
Phoenix: Huh? And what are you basing that guess on?
Edgeworth: Logical induction. It’s also called “experience”; something I recommend you become reacquainted with.
Speakers: …*blissful sigh* This is why we all so love seeing you two suffer together…
Both: Shunt off.
Speakers: Will do. Narrator?
[Roger. The lights dim once more…]
Spoiler:
[The lights have returned, to the sighs of relief of the attending party.]
Speakers: Oh, come on! That was totally anti-climactic! We may have met our regular two-chapter quota, but maybe just one more…
All else: NO!
Phoenix: It may have been two chapters, but each one was too long, even with edits!
Edgeworth: It may not be nearly as droning of a session as with a certain crossover fic, but at least that session had a different Management to liven things up.
Phoenix, Maya: …
Maya: I knew it. Mr. Edgeworth DID like being a kitty.
Edgeworth: What in your right mind led to THAT!?
Kay: What? Mr. Edgeworth was a kitty!? Are we talking in the fics, or…?
Speakers: Well… if you want that character back so badly, I suppose we don’t have to keep him exclusive to that crossover fic…
Guys: NO!
Maya: Oh, yeah. That reminds me. Apollo turned into a lizard before.
Apollo: Ms. Fey, did you really have to bring that up again…?
Kay: …You guys have some of the best adventures without me. Hmph.
Maya: Aw, don’t worry, Kay! You can just join us next time!
Kay: Heh! No need to tell me twice! I’m on it!
[And with high spirits, our young ladies charge out the door, eagerly awaiting sporkings to come. As for the gentlemen…]
Phoenix: This will mark the beginning of a new nightmare.
Edgeworth: With him by the Management’s side, it’s no wonder we can’t touch them…
Apollo: How much more will we have to suffer before these psychos are satisfied…?
Speakers: From what I can tell… they’re in such high spirits that it must have overflowed into the negatives!
[Oh, uh… Sir, they’re all giving you “the finger”. We can’t exactly broadcast it, can we?]
Speakers: It’s fine. Just blur it out on camera.
[Will do, sir. And now that the rest of our sporkers have taken their leave, we come the end of another wonderful sporking session! Everyone, tune in next time for another exciting adventure!]
The home of the Gyakuten Saiban vs Ace Attorney blog: http://gyakutengagotoku.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
This fic is a monster. I... am kind of curious about the sex scene with the baton. Or at least the thought process that leads to a sex scene involving a baton.
And I find it kind of odd that the fic identified Winfred Kitaki by his mustache instead of his eyebrows.
Quote:
Boys at school never get close to me because they say that I'm weird.
Maybe it's because you're kissing a puppet, Trucy.
Also "That was the face of a virgin" what.
Have I mentioned that I love veteran sporkers (read: Phoenix and Edgeworth, also Apollo even though he's still relatively green compared to them) getting fed up with the Management?
Also, also, Franziska needs to spork a chapter with her in it. Just... that dialogue....
...I might help myself to The Hellspawn at some point. But certainly not the next part. Gotta do Turnabout Storm - and certainly I'll put Kay in this time.
Who else wants a go?
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Once I finally get started on my Alternative sporking (Get it?) again.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Gender: Male
Location: Spain
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:38 pm
Posts: 477
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
This fic is a monster.
A monster? More like... a hellspawn
.Someone had to say it.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
luck wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
This fic is a monster.
A monster? More like... a hellspawn
.Someone had to say it.
...Is it bad that I somehow didn't think of that?
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Avatars are for less anxious people.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:20 pm
Posts: 171
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
Let's do this before I get distracted again.
Today's sporkers!
Phoenix Wright!
"I'm just required to be in this, aren't I?"Maya Fey!
"You are the main character, Nick."Kay Faraday!
"I was promised sporkers turning into animals."[We open up in our sporking theatre, where-]
Speakers: Nope, nope, nope, we don't have time for that, Mr. Narrator.
Maya: I didn't know we were on a schedule.
Speakers: We're not. I actually just want the little raven-girl to apologize for being so presumptuous.
Kay: Crow! And I'm not little.
Phoenix: Kay, there's no point to arguing with him.
Speakers: Anyway, what I really want to know is who's been promising things that I'd do. Ms. Fey?
Maya: What? Don't look at me. I didn't do anything.
Speakers: I al~ways keep tabs on the other sporkings going on, you know.
Maya: Dang.
Phoenix: At least we're not doing another chapter of The Hellspawn.
Kay: Yet.
[On that ominous note, the lights dim.]
Spoiler: Chapter 16
Kay: Oh, it is.
Maya: Is it just me, or did nothing happen in that chapter?
Phoenix: Nothing whatsoever. We could have cut it out entirely.
Speakers: Yes, we could have, but then where would we be without your sci~ntillating wit, Sanic?
Phoenix: I'm just going to assume you're talking about the sporking, not what I said in the fic...
Kay: Speaking of stuff you said in the fic - Maya, what would it look like if you channeled your sister right now?
Maya: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Let's find out!
[Maya closes her eyes to concentrate, and... grows slightly taller.]
Mia: ...
Phoenix: ...
Kay: Hi!
Mia: ...Phoenix, why am I a... *looks at hooves* stuffed animal?
Phoenix: Maya got turned into a pony.
Mia: ...hm.
Phoenix: It could be worse. She got turned into Dahlia last part.
Mia: That would be worse.
Speakers: Tsk, tsk, time's a-wasting, Lady Fanservice!
Mia: Excuse me?
Spoiler: Chapter 17
Speakers: There's no need to worrrrry about it, Crow-girl. In fact, something in today's sporking could even be considered foreshadowing for what happens in the fic next.
Kay: Ooh.
Mia: Speaking of things in today's sporking...
Speakers: Of course. I shouldn't deny the world of such awe-inspiring character traits for long.
[In a puff of smoke on the exact opposite end of the color wheel as the first once, Mia Fey is turned back into a human.]
Mia: Much better.
Kay: Aww... I never got in on the fun after all...
Phoenix: You heard that the "fun" last time involved me in my underwear, didn't you?
Kay: That's not that bad. At least for the spectators!
Phoenix: ........
Mia: It's just as well that I missed it, I suppose.
Phoenix: Let's not talk about it.
Kay: You brought it up.
Speakers: Don't dawdle now, my little humans. I'm a very busy daconequus.
[The previously undescribed but assuredly chaotic-looking theatre doors swing open on their own, and today's sporkers don't waste another minute leaving.]
Speakers: Well. That was enjoyable.
[I wish you'd let me describe the theatre, sir. It's like a Salvador Dalí painting in here.]
Speakers: Yes, some of my best work, isn't it~? *finger snap*
[Sigh... the theatre returns to normal.]
Speakers: Haha... tune in next time for two whole chapter's worth of pointless investigation! We don't get another court scene until chapter 40 or so~
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Great Revival
Gender: Male
Location: Location
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am
Posts: 2453
Phoenix Wright : Ace Sonic OC also needs to happen.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Racing through the sky like a Missile
Gender: Female
Location: LA, Japanifornia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:17 am
Posts: 6180
Another job well done by our loyal draconequus and his lovely nicknames for Nicky. (But wouldn't the "Sideways Goku" turn his hair vertical? Nick seems more like Half-a-Goku.) That transformation was a little lacking in reactions. Not that I'd expect them to get so hyped over it, but it seemed like a missed opportunity for some jokes. :/
Also, there was that point where Discord DIDN'T get all the references? That's surprising. Is there something I can clarify for you, or do you actually get them all?
Since I've seen the original video series, I know who's coming up next, but... over twenty more chapters of investigations? How did this author manage to drag it out THAT long? I know it's been said before, but this fic puts filler to shame. The Hellspawn does drag out a lot too, but at least it doesn't take over, what, 70 chapters?
If I'm going to get back to sporking some time, I might get back to Hellspawn or try a hand at a couple more Turnabout Maelstrom... or
The home of the Gyakuten Saiban vs Ace Attorney blog: http://gyakutengagotoku.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Cause of death is being dummy
Gender: Female
Location: Metropolitan Atlanta
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 812
...yeah, I just went back and checked the fic. They were all Harry Potter references. Whoops.
Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!
Racing through the sky like a Missile
Gender: Female
Location: LA, Japanifornia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:17 am
Posts: 6180
The home of the Gyakuten Saiban vs Ace Attorney blog: http://gyakutengagotoku.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
1/3/19 edit: The project has officially been moved to a new blog at https://gsvsaa.blogspot.com/ Further updates will be pending.
AA fanfiction archive: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31369
Yakuza/RGG fanfiction archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/rubia ... /rubia_ryu
My misc translation and work promos here at http://rubiaryutheroyal.tumblr.com
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
News
Site map
SitemapIndex
RSS Feed