Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:46 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:No worries. I think we'll be busy with the live sporking anyway, so you won't be missing out on much.

I don't like deciding on something without all of our members' approvals, but three out of four have voted for the ageplay one, so I guess we're taking that one. Pretty good choice, if I do say so.

Okay! So who's gonna start on the intro?

We already have some random font color babble in the document. I vote for keeping that in as the start of the intro.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:20 pm

Fair enough. Should we include the Management, or are we going to play as the Management? And what of the Narrator?

...Actually, I kinda feel like I wanna be the Narrator... but I think I'm going to end up as the group mascot.

Should we get started today/tomorrow? I'm gonna be offline for a good chunk of tomorrow, but I'll definitely check by later that evening. How about then?

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:28 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Fair enough. Should we include the Management, or are we going to play as the Management? And what of the Narrator?

...Actually, I kinda feel like I wanna be the Narrator... but I think I'm going to end up as the group mascot.

Should we get started today/tomorrow? I'm gonna be offline for a good chunk of tomorrow, but I'll definitely check by later that evening. How about then?

I say no Management since that's kind of us, but IDK about the narrator.
I've been periodically checking the document ever since I was invited to edit it.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:37 pm

Oh, dear. I'd thought since we hadn't decided on a meeting time, there wouldn't be anyone on there. ^^;

Okay, you know what? I can join you now and we can draft out a few things there while we wait for the others. I can totally multitask on studying and sporking! Well, I'm just doing quick reviews at the moment, so it's really no big deal.

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:37 pm

Brain bleach isn't enough.I need a spare brain

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654212/1 ... meone-Vore

Rule 34 and 35 shouldn't scare me, but they do here.
Rule 34 "If it exists, there's porn for it"
Rule 35 "If porn doesn't exist for it, it WILL exist."

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:48 pm

Rysiek wrote:Brain bleach isn't enough.I need a spare brain

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654212/1 ... meone-Vore

Rule 34 and 35 shouldn't scare me, but they do here.
Rule 34 "If it exists, there's porn for it"
Rule 35 "If porn doesn't exist for it, it WILL exist."

And that's not even the weirdest one I ever read

Polly · Post by **Polly** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:59 am

Well, hello. I've gotten quite a few good laughs out of this thread. Maybe I'll try my hand at a sporking or two, though I can't promise regular sporkings. There are quite a few fics I can think of with sporking potential, though I wouldn't be surprised if some of them had been done. (Admittedly, my own attempts at fics have been less-than-stellar, though I've never written for Ace Attorney).

While I'm here, I'll mention a few fics that have only just been published in the past few days, in case anybody might want to spork them. I see one of them was already mentioned. All of them are vore fics, and the rather odd thing is the casual way the characters react to vore.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654205/1 ... iment-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654225/1 ... -Maya-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11656211/1/Mother-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11656228/1/Father-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654212/1 ... meone-Vore

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:03 am

Polly wrote:Well, hello. I've gotten quite a few good laughs out of this thread. Maybe I'll try my hand at a sporking or two, though I can't promise regular sporkings. There are quite a few fics I can think of with sporking potential, though I wouldn't be surprised if some of them had been done. (Admittedly, my own attempts at fics have been less-than-stellar, though I've never written for Ace Attorney).

While I'm here, I'll mention a few fics that have only just been published in the past few days, in case anybody might want to spork them. I see one of them was already mentioned. All of them are vore fics, and the rather odd thing is the casual way the characters react to vore.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654205/1 ... iment-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654225/1 ... -Maya-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11656211/1/Mother-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11656228/1/Father-Vore
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11654212/1 ... meone-Vore

VORELAND SPECIAL VORELAND SPECIAL VORELAND SPECIAL

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:37 am

Good luck, Airey. I see the KM specials are well accomodated with the Carrot Saga and now Voreland. Now when I can get to it, I'll throw in a Hellspawn or two.

Btw, I finished adding in my last sporking comments. Now how are we supposed to end it, and do we need to edit the intro so it's not just a conversation between only the two of us?

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:41 am

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Good luck, Airey. I see the KM specials are well accomodated with the Carrot Saga and now Voreland. Now when I can get to it, I'll throw in a Hellspawn or two.

Btw, I finished adding in my last sporking comments. Now how are we supposed to end it, and do we need to edit the intro so it's not just a conversation between only the two of us?

Well, the other three people need to finish adding in their comments (too lazy/busy reading OPM do that right now) and then we all need to go over it to make sure there isn't any last thing any of us want to say, and of course editing, although that part could probably be handled by just one person.
Outtro can be done via "Everyone give their closing thoughts on this fic!" and I don't know what to do with the intro... most of it needs to be cut, tbh...

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:36 am

Oh, dear those vore fics... I haven't read them and I won't read them. Ever. What annoys me especially about them is the rating... At least in my mind vore should be M rated...

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:15 pm

MoonRaven wrote:Oh, dear those vore fics... I haven't read them and I won't read them. Ever. What annoys me especially about them is the rating... At least in my mind vore should be M rated...

I don't understand whats up with vore. And the rating I would give it doesn't exist on FF.net, but on good ol AO3. E.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:16 pm

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Good luck, Airey. I see the KM specials are well accomodated with the Carrot Saga and now Voreland. Now when I can get to it, I'll throw in a Hellspawn or two.

Btw, I finished adding in my last sporking comments. Now how are we supposed to end it, and do we need to edit the intro so it's not just a conversation between only the two of us?
Well, the other three people need to finish adding in their comments (too lazy/busy reading OPM do that right now) and then we all need to go over it to make sure there isn't any last thing any of us want to say, and of course editing, although that part could probably be handled by just one person.
Outtro can be done via "Everyone give their closing thoughts on this fic!" and I don't know what to do with the intro... most of it needs to be cut, tbh...

Last comments filled, and now I think one more review of the sporking should be in order. And again, that intro ought to be changed. Should we try a simplistic approach, like after introducing ourselves, we jump right into the fic, or should I add in some flair with a little storytelling? I'm the one providing the fic, after all.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:46 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Good luck, Airey. I see the KM specials are well accomodated with the Carrot Saga and now Voreland. Now when I can get to it, I'll throw in a Hellspawn or two.

Btw, I finished adding in my last sporking comments. Now how are we supposed to end it, and do we need to edit the intro so it's not just a conversation between only the two of us?
Well, the other three people need to finish adding in their comments (too lazy/busy reading OPM do that right now) and then we all need to go over it to make sure there isn't any last thing any of us want to say, and of course editing, although that part could probably be handled by just one person.
Outtro can be done via "Everyone give their closing thoughts on this fic!" and I don't know what to do with the intro... most of it needs to be cut, tbh...
Last comments filled, and now I think one more review of the sporking should be in order. And again, that intro ought to be changed. Should we try a simplistic approach, like after introducing ourselves, we jump right into the fic, or should I add in some flair with a little storytelling? I'm the one providing the fic, after all.

Self-introduction framed by a little bit of storytelling, maybe?

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:50 pm

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: Last comments filled, and now I think one more review of the sporking should be in order. And again, that intro ought to be changed. Should we try a simplistic approach, like after introducing ourselves, we jump right into the fic, or should I add in some flair with a little storytelling? I'm the one providing the fic, after all.
Self-introduction framed by a little bit of storytelling, maybe?

I agree with the storytelling part, honestly. That way, we'll at least start it off on an interesting note.

luck · Post by **luck** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:50 pm

Skittlemask wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: Last comments filled, and now I think one more review of the sporking should be in order. And again, that intro ought to be changed. Should we try a simplistic approach, like after introducing ourselves, we jump right into the fic, or should I add in some flair with a little storytelling? I'm the one providing the fic, after all.
Self-introduction framed by a little bit of storytelling, maybe?
I agree with the storytelling part, honestly. That way, we'll at least start it off on an interesting note.

For my part I think I've added everything I could, so help yourself with the intro.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:14 am

I wasn't sure how else to tell a story, but I at least made that intro a bit more amusing and a lot less cluttered, while still keeping the beginning. Also added a few extra lines in the outro. Let me know if it's ok as is, or if anyone wants to add in anything else.

To everyone else who's been waiting on us, you probably won't have to wait much longer. Cheers!

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:47 am

Well, I'm satisfied with it.

2Edgey4Mia · Post by **2Edgey4Mia** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:41 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:To everyone else who's been waiting on us, you probably won't have to wait much longer. Cheers!

Can you provide us with an approximate date so that we can mark our calendars? I really don't want to miss out on this...

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:12 pm

2Edgey4Mia wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:To everyone else who's been waiting on us, you probably won't have to wait much longer. Cheers!
Can you provide us with an approximate date so that we can mark our calendars? I really don't want to miss out on this...

????? We're just going to get a link to the document so anybody can view it. You can view it at any time you want after that, no specific dates required.

Anyway, I've read the new intro and the story is more than enough, Rubia. Maintains the sporking theatre atmosphere nicely.

I don't have anything new to add to it either.

luck · Post by **luck** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:17 pm

Skittlemask wrote:
2Edgey4Mia wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:To everyone else who's been waiting on us, you probably won't have to wait much longer. Cheers!
Can you provide us with an approximate date so that we can mark our calendars? I really don't want to miss out on this...
????? We're just going to get a link to the document so anybody can view it. You can view it at any time you want after that, no specific dates required.

Anyway, I've read the new intro and the story is more than enough, Rubia. Maintains the sporking theatre atmosphere nicely. I don't have anything new to add to it either.

Neither do I, so I think we've reached the final phase.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:07 pm

Okie-dokie. It's been great working on this with you all. About time.

Edit: Wow, I love how there's "soHQ" in the url of this doc. Quite accurate.

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:01 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Okie-dokie. It's been great working on this with you all. About time.

Edit: Wow, I love how there's "soHQ" in the url of this doc. Quite accurate.

I just began reading the first pages and it's freakin' hilarious! Great work, guys!

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:17 pm

Wow, that sporking was great, guys!

TheGreatSnarkoo · Post by **TheGreatSnarkoo** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 3:59 am

I found this gem of a crossover trollfic.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11662342/1/C ... nd-Burgers
Honestly, it was only a matter of time.

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:53 am

It is good. Especially these

She’s a sensible girl, so she’d obviously call - what’s the equivalent of CPS for adults? Is there one?
APS? (Oh wait, that’s for disabled or elderly people...)

And

luck: I think we’ve crossed the Wrongness Event Horizon. Again.Skittle: The entire fic crossed the Wrongness Event Horizon.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 3:30 pm

@TheGreatSnarkoo

That's not even the first Ace Attorney/Undertale trollfic...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11586461/1 ... -undertale

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:31 pm

I can't... Great sporking guys, but I had to quit reading at the point when Simon appeared to the picture.

Ana R. · Post by **Ana R.** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 3:44 pm

Let's break the silence... with a sporking!

Title: phoenix wright MUSHROOM attorney
Rating:

Horrible spelling/grammar, OOC, badly written case and trial, and... well, it should speak for itself.
Original Fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11473315/1 ... M-attorney

Today's sporkers are:
Phoenix Wright!

"What am I doing here?! The Kingdom needs me!"

Maya Fey!

"Forget that, Nick. Where did the Management just bring us?!"

And finally, from the result of this Crossover fic...
Paper Luigi!
"Huh? What?"

"Management, you should probably stop messing with alternate worlds, the universe might...."

Speakers: Glad you asked, Mr Wright. That's why we've brought you to a different location!

Phoenix: Huh?

Maya: Yes! I knew we were somewhere else! Nick, gimme a dollar!

Phoenix: Forget it, Maya.

Speakers: Due to the... nature of our sporking cast, we will be using our new sporking theater, made specifically for crossover fics like this: The Outer Payne Theather!

All:.....

P. Luigi: Uh... what?

Speakers: It's basically some dirty room with a TV we found in space. Yes, you're all in space right now.

Phoenix&Maya: WHAT?!

P. Luigi: Eh, I may have visited a few times.

Speakers: As long as we're in space and not in either of our worlds, the universe shouldn't care, right? Good. Now, enjoy the fic, sporkers! Evil laugh

The sporkers take their seats in the dusty new room, and stared quietly at the large screen in front of them.

P. Luigi: So, what exactly are we supposed to do here?

Phoenix briefly explains the concept of the Sporking Theatre, sprinkling it with horror stories from past sporkings

P. Luigi: Riiiight... but I still don't see why I'm here.

Speakers: Because, dear Luigi, your brother refuses to speak, and we forbid silent sporkers. They're boring. But that aside, if Mr Wright will kindly apologize to us and admit that all he told you is made up, we'll begin!

Spoiler:

P. Luigi: Is that it?

Phoenix: Yes. Be glad you don't have to return here. Ever.

Speakers: Well, we can't promise anything, there are still some nice Mario X Phoenix Wright fics around to look at.

P. Luigi: Keep me out of them.

Speakers: Again, no promises.

Phoenix: So... we're not really using this supposedly magical theater from now on, right?

Speakers: Nah, just for cross-universal sporkings like this. You still gotta deal with our goons back on Earth, Mr Wright. Hmm hmm hmm!

Maya: Ugh... can we just go, now?

Speakers: Of course, but we'll need Paper Luigi to go first, for universal balance.

Paper Luigi is teleported out of the Space Theater, and after a minute, Phoenix and Maya do the same. Join us next time in the normal theater for more fictional pleasure.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:13 pm

@ArrowLawn Good Job! You made me laugh out loud, which isn't an easy feat. The one thing I have to say is that the Narrator should speak inside parentheses. I hope to see some more sporkings from you soon.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:43 pm

You probably should have edited a little more, since there were some punctuation issues here and there, but other than that I liked it.
I also do really like the Outer Payne Theater. Of course, "some dirty room with a TV we found in space" makes me think they're on the Satellite of Love, so...

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:21 pm

Good job, Arrow! Do keep up on your editing next time, though. Also, I like the name of this new theatre.

By the way, is anyone planning on doing a sporking for Christmas? If not, I could definetly finish one for that time if I get started this weekend, but I don't wanna ruin anyone's plans.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:23 pm

Well, I'm not.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:25 pm

Me neither. I'm still working on the Carrot Saga.

Darth Wiader · Post by **Darth Wiader** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 10:34 pm

Here I go again, visiting this place.

Oops, it seems I've dropped something!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11656211/1/Mother-Vore

DrOcsid · Post by **DrOcsid** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:44 am

Oh god, that sporking was great.

I'm disappointed you changed this line, though:

"they went into the alley for fuck sex but he killed her"

I mean, come on, worse stuff has been posted. And their reactions would have been funny.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:06 am

Fuck sex. Is that similar to Fuck Hell (also known as Ohio, according to Google images)?

Voreland special to be posted sometime after Christmas - before New Year's, ideally.

WhatTheWhat · Post by **WhatTheWhat** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:24 am

I'm alive! And I've (kind of) overcome depression!

I've felt guilty for not being here, so I worked up the commitment to come back. I may not be the most enjoyable person here, but I still missed everyone.

I'll see if I can find a bad fanfic to spork. There's this okay one with an OC that's on an archive of our own. I'll post the link when I find it.

By the way, google Docs deleted my Halloween sporking part 2. Sorry...

Ana R. · Post by **Ana R.** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:58 pm

We got new material!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11682100/1 ... nabout-egg
That name look familiar? :V

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:55 pm

@ArrowLawn

If you are doing the Undertale one, I request Mettaton be involved somehow. He's made for entertainment, after all!

Actually if anyone is doing an Undertale crossover, featuring Mettaton would be perfect. Awooga~!