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Do you think Phoenix Wright is a virgin?
After reading up on his interactions with Dahlia (GS3, case 1), I would have to say "HELL YES". His naivity is absolutely astounding in that case - it's like he's an overgrown child. The fact that he wears that ridiculous sweater... claims that Dollie doesn't poop, and his silly overall childishness in that entire case just leads me to believe that he's never been with a woman, sexually. At least at that point.
Also being a busy law student after that, I wouldn't say he has had much time for women after it. And... I guess he would have woman issues after the Dahlia stuff was over. You know, her trying to kill him and all. So yeah, I think he's never been laid. Or has issues with women, or something like that.
So yeah, what are your opinions on this? Phoenix - virgin, or not? If not, why not? And if so, perhaps you have other ideas/reasons as to why he might be besides what I listed?
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I think there is also a thing where Mareka flirts with him and he doesn't react. (3-2).
I forgot where I read that.
And, I believe it would be troubling after your ex
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I think Phoenix is as virgin as it gets...
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I think Phoenix definately hasn't been with anyone since Dahlia. He's obviously not seeing anyone over span of the games (I'm not sure he could even afford to date :B). And before that he was a) probably still getting over it and, b) focusing a whole lot on Edgeworth.
But at the same time, I think a lot of Phoenix's stupidity in 3-1 is played up to the extreme for humor value (I don't really like it, personally. They could have given him a LITTLE credit). So I like to think that, in spite of that, they slept together at some point.
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I bet Maya paid for 'em.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had more money than Phoenix.
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1) He was head-over-heels in love with Dahlia at the time, and love makes you say and do incredibly stupid things
3) He's sick and might be a tad out of it from whatever he's taking to alleviate that cold
But I think what it really all comes down to is what Croik said:
I never saw him as "inexperienced" with women in either PW:AA or JFA; he didn't seem unnecessarily uncomfortable or awkward around them, at any rate. It's possible he's still a virgin, but I doubt it.
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Somewhere in the first case, [unless they replaced the line] Phoenix describes his relationship with Dahlia as "really hawt!"
Second, and this was just a joke line, but...
Maya: Nick, roll over!
Phoenix: When this is over, all roll over with you all you want
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I bet Maya paid for 'em.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had more money than Phoenix.
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Still, one wonders how Nick must have felt if Maya was the one feeding and clothing him.
"...And that's how I became a hobo."
"But, Nick, you already were a--"
"SHUT UP."
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He actually said that? xDDD
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He actually said that? xDDD
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o___0; That's... wow, I can't even find the words. My respect for the translation team just went down a notch. D: Seriously, everyone knows girls use the bathroom more than guys. We have makeup. And hair to check every 10 seconds. And periods.
You made me laugh really hard and my parents are sleeping. D:
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It was in the original too, just so you know.
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Why? He says it in the original too.
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"Not right now, you don't."
and that is why "Dollie doesn't poop."
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It was in the original too, just so you know.
o_o Seriously?
But someone translated the first case and I don't remember seeing that...
Oh wait.
You were kidding, right? x___X; -is tired-
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"Not right now, you don't."
and that is why "Dollie doesn't poop."
Then Phoenix is DEFINITELY not a virgin.
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It obviously got changed for the official bit.
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Oh man that quote
Poop reminds me of this lolcat, heh.
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It obviously got changed for the official bit.
-runs off to watch fan translation- I know someone put it on youtube, in, like, a million parts...
And even so, saying Dolly doesn't use the toilet is a lot more mature sounding than "doesn't poop." Even though young Nick is really immature, I'm 14 and I don't say "poop" anymore... and he's in college.
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Hey Phoenix, do you remember back when we first met and you tried to convince the court that women don't poop?
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It obviously got changed for the official bit.
-runs off to watch fan translation- I know someone put it on youtube, in, like, a million parts...
And even so, saying Dolly doesn't use the toilet is a lot more mature sounding than "doesn't poop." Even though young Nick is really immature, I'm 14 and I don't say "poop" anymore... and he's in college.
There is even a joke later on in the case...
His silliness is played up quite heavily in the text and art. He's hardly someone going to art school and doing law at the side, from the way he acts (cause law is seriously tough! Although from the way he acts in court at times, maybe he wasn't so serious about it
). Basically, he is the traditional over-the-top comedic relief in the tutorial case, since there's nothing funny about Dahlia.
I thought it was awesome, too. Very cheeky!
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). My sisters b'f did Law at university, qualified as a solicitor and now works in a magistrate as the kind of legal advisor during sessions.
He's a nutcase, as silly or perhaps even sillier than how Phoenix is portrayed. I'm not even kidding. Granted, its not exactly the same as being the defense or prosecution, but he still work in a courtroom 90% of the time.
ON TOPIC! Phoenix is so not a virgin, 'cause this one time at Lawyer camp...
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On topic... Yeah, I guess it's safe to assume he's a virgin, unless he and Dahlia did do the horizontal tango but it turned out like that scene "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story"... (5 seconds of sex + 30 minutes of crying)
A better question would be, "Is Mia a virgin?". I can't help but wonder, what with her
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I can't imagine someone looking like that being a virgin. xD I'm sure her and Kaminogi/Deigo (ROFL GO DEIGO GO) went pretty far. xP
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And then it lasted 5 seconds and Dessie had to comfort him while he cried.
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I dunno about you guys, but rather than ask Phoenix if he's a virgin, why not ask the nun Iris ;)? Would she actually go through with it?
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And then it lasted 5 seconds and Dessie had to comfort him while he cried.
Didn't she say that he was better than he looked? Or did I just imagine that?
And Iris ain't a real nun, anyway. Not in the chastity sense... [EDIT--spoiler removed]
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