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Science is equally retarted. Take what happened to me last week.
Let
represent me, 
represent my friend and 
represent the teacher.Quote:
: Who can tell me what friction is? : *raises hand* Uhh... we've done friction for the past week, we get it. : No, I do not think you get it.*laughs*
: We do. Now can we- : No. Yes. : Look, can we- : Shut the fuck up, I WILL DO THE TALKING!
: *gets up and points PW style* No, he's speaking the truth!*someone falls out of their chairs laughing*
: No, we will do this question! : I don't think YOU get it! We have done friction for the last frigging week, and to be honest, it's boring. Oil is a lubricant. Drag is air resistance. WE GET IT! Now can we do something interesting? Hell, I'd take anything! JUST NOT FRICTION!*everyone besides me and the teacher are laughing like hell*
*bell rings*
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5 MINUTES LATER
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: We owned a teacher! We owned a teacher!
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There was at lease 1000 resistors in the bag!
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Hmm.... you were saying, "Science is equally retarded" instead? 
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Teacher: Yes you may go to the principle's office to take a piss... i mean the washroom
She was sending someone to the principles office at the same time :D Good o'l Physics Teacher :)
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My Friend: OMG, can you imagine little Patterson's running around everywhere?
(Not really something my teacher said, but still
)
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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"Its like a weaker or, uncompleted version of the virus. Its like if you had to kill a tiger, you wouldn't want to fight the tiger right away, maybe you'd start with kittens. Put out a bowl of milk then hit it with a hammer. Then when you see the tiger you know what to do, put out a bowl of milk then hit it with a hammer. And thats how shots work."
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She (
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), goofus is what she calls the batter that she put on the stove.....: Okay everypersons hear up. Fer the next tip... yer git the goofus all fired up and turn on-- : *interrupts immediately* Turn.......... on..........?The rest of the class LOLed as
got her face all red.......
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be me, be my friend (also a PW fan), and 
be my teacher. Ok, class, I'm sure you've all seen something like Law and Order, where you have a defense attorney who says "I object".... & : *exchange glances and smile* ...And, they object many times and the judge says "overruled"... *clapping hand over mouth trying very hard not to laugh* *Stops, sees me, and stares for a good 10 seconds* *removes hand from face and tries to keep a straight expression*...then you can't appeal that later on if you didn't object to it in the trial, which is why the attorneys object even though they know it won't be sustained. *facepalm* (and other students) *go on and on saying the word "objection" many times* *headdesk*It was a very Gant-like "stare-into-your-soul" kinda stare. o-o
Also.
-> My English teacher *calls on me and asks a question" Uh... *unconsciously does Apollo's finger-on-forehead pose* ....Did you just gang-sign me? ? What you just did. *imitates me* That was a gang sign, wasn't it? ....*answers question*I don't even remember what he asked. XD
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at school. People get angry cause I cant refer to a piece of paper with out doing it, even if its not my paper
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Probably battling with coursework
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This is the same teacher who said "Calm down! It's just a tractor outside!" when my mobile went off in the lesson. We were in the middle of a building and to be honest, Even if we weren't I have no idea where said tractor might be driving and why. Worked in my favour though ^~ x
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kaira xx wrote:
My ringtone was The Offspring - Want you bad. It sounds nothing at all like a tractor. We're in college! Do they harvest the concrete often here??
O:
Have you never heard of concrete farms before? :P
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Teacher: Michael, your question is, "Recite the Gettysburg address"
Me: O_o, 4 score seven years ago...
Teacher: I'll help, Our founding fathers,
Me: Our founding fathers
Teacher: Of our nation...
Me: Of our nation
Teacher: Changed the contintent by (or something like that)
Me: Changed our continent by...
Teacher: Now go on.
Me...
Teacher: Finish up ******
Me: Black people should be free
Teacher: *laughs while headdesking along with the class* Wrong document.
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This was in my math class. To study, we would play a game where we all had strips of papers with proplems on them. We had to solve them, then trade them off.
Student Teacher: *Is passing out papers* Okay, class. We're going to play the strip game.
Class: *akward pause* *giggles*
Teacher: Get your mind out of the gutter!
Class: *burst out laughing.*
Me: *to myself* But without the gutter, my mind would be homeless...
_ _ _
Yeah. immature morons. Oh, and another time at my keyboarding class. Some kids were misbehaving.
Teacher: Shut up!
Kids: You shut up!
Teacher: You can't make me shut up I'm not your--
Class: *akward silence*
Teacher: Parent.
Class: *akward silence, go back to work.*
It was quiet for the next ten minutes.
_ _ _
And another, in drama...we were watching a movie.
(Universal stodies thingy or whatever shows up)
Girl Putting in movie: Watch the world blow up.
Class: *snicker*
Person next to me: Why do only our homes and children burn!?!?
Class: *laugh*
Teacher: SHUSH!
Class: *shush*
I had another, but I forget it. ><
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be me, be the old math teacher, and 
be my current math teacher). "OK!!! SO! Are we all understanding that to find the slope of the line..." *literally bursts into room* " Amy, I have AMAZING NEWS!!!" "w...what?" "I was just reading the newest chapter of Naruto, and guess what??!? The fight we've all been waiting for has arrived!!! Sasuke and Itachi!!!! And *insert even more naruto related stuff here*!!!" "Um.. what is going on? What language is this?" *continues babbling excitedly* *joins his rant* "WHAT IS HAPPENING??!?" "Oh, nothing ^_^ We're just talking about ninjas. Oh, by the way... *looks at entire, utterly confused class* I got this new hair mousse that turned my hair into some kind of shell. Look, it doesn't move!!!"It was absolutely hysterical to see the looks of my teacher and the rest of the class. Not to mention my math teacher acting like an excited 5 year old
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Mrs. B: oh....... !@*?£$
_________________________________________________s
Me: Oh, I know the answer! (puts hand up)
Mrs. E: yes, Daniel
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Teacher: *Trying to upload the game on the computer* Ok, class, we will play Memory Match. *Points to me*
Me: Yes?
Teacher: You first.
Me: *Goes up to the board which had a projected version of it and I point to a card*
Teacher: *Clicks on card with a mouse and a guy with a red nose appears.* (It was injuries)
Then, the game suddenly froze and my teacher banged the mouse for like five minutes. Then, we restarted again and she picked another girl.
Girl: *Points to a card*
Teacher: *Clicks on card and the same guy appeared*
Teacher: OH NO, HE'S BACK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: See, if you were crying, everything wouldn't be alright, would it? That's why your crying.
Me: (I was really tired, so I had my head in my arms on the desk, but I wasn't asleep. My head was turned to my side so that I could see and listen to my teacher)
Teacher: So, anyways, saying "It's ok" doesn't work, now does it?
::approaches my desk::
It's ok, Victoria, it's ok, everything is going to be alright... Don't worry... (he pats me on the back and stares into my face:
Me: ::absolutely terrified
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Evan: DONT WORRY, all call him on my cell *dials #*...
hey josh? Heres Miss S. *Passes cell to teacher*
Teacher: Josh? Where are you...... No you aren't I saw you before class, are you skipping?..... Well, at least your honest..... Josh? Josh? Josh? HE HUNG UP!
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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He randomly said PUPPY! throughout the whole lesson. He said it in this insane voice, too. Over and over and over.
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My Latin teacher: "US MAGISTRAS HAVE FIIINE SEX, THANK YOU!"
And if you didn't say salwe or whatever (that was my only year) when she stepped into class, she went back outside, closed the door, and walked back in. And repeated this. Until you did it correctly.
In science class in middle school a few years ago my science teacher was singing to himself about bicycles.
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Charity wrote:
In science class in middle school a few years ago my science teacher was singing to himself about bicycles.
...He didn't become a woman, call himself Katie Melua and become a singer, did he?
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The Doctor wrote:
Mr. Clement: PUPPY!
He randomly said PUPPY! throughout the whole lesson. He said it in this insane voice, too. Over and over and over.
He randomly said PUPPY! throughout the whole lesson. He said it in this insane voice, too. Over and over and over.
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~Mask☆DeMasque~ wrote:
Yeah, some snobby fans have disdain for the word because of a story about a guy who brought animosity towards the stereotype when he raped someone or something like that. Japan did in fact steer away from the word for a while, but the anti-otaku Americans overblow the story out-of-proportion. They think that they're enlightened fans, but my teacher grew up in Japan and she sees no problem with it.
Yeah, he was a serial murderer. His name was Tsutomu Miyazaki.
However, "otaku" has always had negative connotations, in the reference to "fans." It was never a "good" term even before Tsutomu. It has always carried the stigma of being an obsessive fan that spends most of their time alone, at home, or locked in their room, and secondly of only going to places like Akihabara and Comiket. "Otaku" as a fan terminology has never really been endearing--even when other Japanese people call each other Otaku between friends, it's a joke insult. Even after the surge of Densha Otoko, Otaku still carries a huge stigma. If I had to draw some sort of comparison, it'd be how the West views, say, comic book fans or Trekkies.
However, it is worth mention that the stigma doesn't necessarily apply to people who read manga--if you're a salary man and you've got a copy of Jump, that's fine. If you're a 25 year old who spends all day in doors watching anime and surfing 2ch, that's not--that's an "Otaku."
Western fans who use the term "Otaku" as one of endearment are morons because they seem to believe they can change the meaning of the word by using it a lot and then always saying "but in a good way." The idea is that Western have "loaned" the word for their own use, making it into a term of endearment between themselves, but it doesn't work that way because of how egregious American fans tend to be--it's more of a cultural thing, really; but consider. If you go to an anime convention in a relatively big area (in the west) and notice the strange looks you get by the people living in the city while randomly screaming KAWAII or in some horrible cosplay outfit--they're not looking at you in endearing awe or respect.
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'sok, i'm takin it back.
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Balrog wrote:
1000 resistors in the bag!
Most difficult situation indeed.
Dahlia wrote:
My french teacher rocks! And yes, she is from French and like 50 something, but she's one of the best teachers EVER!
lolol does she speak American?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
Balrog wrote:
1000 resistors in the bag!
Most difficult situation indeed.
Dahlia wrote:
My french teacher rocks! And yes, she is from French and like 50 something, but she's one of the best teachers EVER!
lolol does she speak ENGLISH
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