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My Chem teacher, Mr. Foote: No, I'm Mr. Foote.
That's all I got, my school's boring. most interesting thing was white power day. a lotta kids came to school with white shirts that said power on the back. they all got suspended.
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D:
I haven't heard of that, but whatever...
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Well, since I have friends on here... I'll say I live in Maryland but I won't tell of the county...
And I've heard of that county. Not the best place in the world...
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'sok, i'm takin it back.
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But rarely.
It's stuck?
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lololoololl no. Read again. Very carefully.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Everyone says that if you walk into Prince George's county, you'll get shot
seems interesting!
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It's a dangerous decision...
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One guy makes a "call me" gesture to his other buddy behind him.
Math teacher: Dylan, *call me gesture* AFTER SCHOOL!
It's not really funny if you didn't see it, but man it was funny.
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Same Math Teacher: Long term relationships at a young age will never last but math will always be with you.
LOL everyone was like "wha?" right after.
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English Teacher: "Did girls allow guys to call them sluts or bitches?"
Seriously. I know like half of the teachers in my school that will probably get fired if a school board representative had been watching.
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Anyway, this happened last week... (as I happen to walk past a class atm~)
Teacher: Why are you not bringing your assignments for submission today?! *angry stare*
Pupil: I, err....
Teacher: .... being submissive?
The class (hmm, wonder what WERE ON THEIR MINDS) broke into bursts of laughter & later all got punished for the noise they made.
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Me: Teacher.....what's a Dickfer?
Teach: Hm.... what IS a Dickfer??
Me: To pee with....
I was sent to detention for that. XD
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Well if I said more,I'd probably get suspended XD
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I guess it was for the greater good then!
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Yeah, I love that warm and fuzzy feeling I get when I simplify an expression. *sigh*
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Actually that's where I grew up. and obviously, I'm not shot. It's pretty dangerous though.
My algebra teacher is like that. he said he would give us equations to do over the winter break.
WOOSH!!!
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i got my wife this awesome thing called a chia pet. every year i just steal the same one from our front porch, repackage it then give it to her for christmas
You know, theres a lot of Franziska+Adrian sketches, but I'd like to see some Adrian+Maggey sketches.
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Yeah, I love that warm and fuzzy feeling I get when I simplify an expression. *sigh*
My whole class got screwed over cause I asked the teacher to give us a test earlier!
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Mr. Clement: See, those type of cats change color depending on temperature! So, to have a completely white cat, cook it on HIGH for three minutes at 350 degrees farenheit.
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Mr. Clement: See, those type of cats change color depending on temperature! So, to have a completely white cat, cook it on HIGH for three minutes at 350 degrees farenheit.
I dont get it
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Mr. B = My teacher's name
"Mr. B is coming home from the store when he accidentally bumps into the car in front of him. He speeds off, fleeing the police, swerving all over the road, narrowly missing three other cars and a bus full of nuns and running over a mailbox. Finally, he crashes into a truck full of chickens, where he is eventually apprehended.
How many civil cases is Mr. B liable for, and how many criminal charges could be made against him?"
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Objection!!!
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nuff said
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Mr. Clement: See, those type of cats change color depending on temperature! So, to have a completely white cat, cook it on HIGH for three minutes at 350 degrees farenheit.
I dont get it
He was talking about those types of cats that change color dpending on temperature. He started rattling off a pie recipe.
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Student: I don't know. I've just felt kind of lonely since we broke up.
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NO. Am not schooling, that's YEARS AGO...
I just say (from my understanding out of her reply) that her teacher just wanted the students to delete after reading it, THAT doesn't imply that I'm her classmate!
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Today, you may use this class period however you wish, as long as you're not too loud. Yes, you may listen to your iPods. Also, I'm feeling generous so I brought you chocolate. You may have 2 pieces."
Are... you Ok, Mr. B...? Of course I am. I'm just glad I won't be seeing any of you for the next 12 days. *proceeds to take out a lawn chair, place it in the middle of the classroom, sit in it and watch TV*
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Today, you may use this class period however you wish, as long as you're not too loud. Yes, you may listen to your iPods. Also, I'm feeling generous so I brought you chocolate. You may have 2 pieces." Are... you Ok, Mr. B...? Of course I am. I'm just glad I won't be seeing any of you for the next 12 days. *proceeds to take out a lawn chair, place it in the middle of the classroom, sit in it and watch TV*I heard he was a good NSL teacher... >_> <_<
Umm... trying to think...
My AP Government teacher: OK class, since this is the last period of the last day of school for 2007, let's get ready to party! Here's some candy canes!
Class: YAY!
10 minutes later, the class is in an uproar, and I'm sitting on the teachers desk because she's pretty nice to talk to
Class: SDLKJGSDHIUHWENTKJNWEKNR LETS PLAY CONCENTRATION DSFLKJTOIEHTEN
Teacher: *stares at empty candy cane box* I knew it wasn't a good idea...
I feel bad for her
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And if I heard lots of people saying "SDLKJGSDHIUHWENTKJNWEKNR" I'd start to worry.
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Today, you may use this class period however you wish, as long as you're not too loud. Yes, you may listen to your iPods. Also, I'm feeling generous so I brought you chocolate. You may have 2 pieces." Are... you Ok, Mr. B...? Of course I am. I'm just glad I won't be seeing any of you for the next 12 days. *proceeds to take out a lawn chair, place it in the middle of the classroom, sit in it and watch TV*I heard he was a good NSL teacher... >_> <_<
He IS a good teacher, that doesn't change the fact that he's strict...
His catchphrase is "It builds character".
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