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Wrestlemania wrote:
Did it just end at "We are "they"."? Or was there more?
That's where it ended. It was funny in a J. Edgar Hoover way.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Oh. I was thinking for a moment there, someone would've made a "Twilight Zone Theme" whistling tune or something...
You're giving us to much credit. Us feds ain't that clever.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Well, to be honest, I always expected Judge's to be these Joke-less, Humour-less, Emotionless robot-like forms of life...
People forget, Judges were Attorneys once. Some were good, some were bad.
Rumor has it my dad is going to be appointed to a State Appellate Court in Texas. He'd be a............... different Judge. He tends to speak his mind freely.
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I also assume that neither of you would ever be able to be in the same courtroom?... or would it not raise questions? (It's not a LACK of trust towards either of ye, rather, it is that OTHERS may think that family ties would influence verdicts...)
The only time I would see him was if I was practicing law in Texas.
Plus he would have to recuse himself based on the obvious conflict of interest.
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Question, does ANYONE else besides you, that's involved in the legal system, play PW?
And also, have you "Converted" anyone?
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Ah, as I suspected. ZVARRI!
Question, does ANYONE else besides you, that's involved in the legal system, play PW?
And also, have you "Converted" anyone?
Question, does ANYONE else besides you, that's involved in the legal system, play PW?
And also, have you "Converted" anyone?
I know of about 3. My dad tries to play, but he keeps calling
"A dumb shit" so..........I got my old officemate at the Manhattan D.A.'s Office, Dan Dieter, to play. If anyone remembers, he's the one who has the Kristoph objection.
I sent Judge Brock Thomas a DS and PW for his birthday, still no word.
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Because we all have been converted into PW!
Hence the title!
"The Converted"!
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Joining the Manhattan D.A.'s office converted me into a public servant.
Joining the U.S. Attorney's Office converted me into a Federal Prosecutor.
I'm thrice converted.
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PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Four times.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
True, but my badge conquers all!
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
Four times.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
True, but my badge conquers all!
And my objecton conquers you
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
Four times.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
PW Converted you into an obsessed forum rat, much like the rest of us.
And yes, "Forum Rat" is a reference to Jafar from Aladdin.
True, but my badge conquers all!
And my objecton conquers you
Is your Objection backed by the United States Department of Justice?
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So, if you think your social, raise your hand. *Raises Hand* If your Sort of Social Raise your hand. *raises Hand* and if your Anti Social, Raise your hand. *raises Hand*....
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Me, I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy in my office.
First Assistant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller, who I didn't know was standing behind me. *I was talking along with the skit* Mr. Connery, please pick something! I'll take The Rapists for $200! *I swiveled in my chair* It's THERAPISTS!
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Is your Objection backed by the United States Department of Justice?
No, our Objection is backed by Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Godot, both von Karmas, Apollo Justice, and both Gavins.
And that's pretty ****ing loud.
I mean literally. You'd damage your ears hearing it.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Is your Objection backed by the United States Department of Justice?
No, our Objection is backed by Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Godot, both von Karmas, Apollo Justice, and both Gavins.
And that's pretty ****ing loud.
I mean literally. You'd damage your ears hearing it.
That is pretty powerful but..
My Objection is backed by Legends of the Legal World. *No one will know these names, I'm just typing to show off*
I'm backed by, John "The Winter Lion" Doar, Ramsey "Sunfire" Clark, Nick "Backlash" Katzenabch, Leon "The Polish Hammer" Jaworski, Roger "Run and Gun" Adelman, Benjamin "Crosshair" Civiletti, David "Rumble" Marston and finally the two greatest nicknames ever..
Tommy "Thunderchild" Helms and Thomas "The Great Destroyer" Foran.
TAKE THAT!
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I cannot remember any funny things my teachers have said, I have horrible memory...
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Super Judge Bro. wrote:
I'm starting to get the impression that nearly everyone in the work world has nicknames.
That's a rule for the Legal world.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
That's a rule for the Legal world.
Um... um.. C'mon Judgio, think....
Do you have any proof to support that claim?..... God I feel stupid...
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I have a saved list of over 250 names. You want me to cut and paste?
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Proof?
I have a saved list of over 250 names. You want me to cut and paste?
I have a saved list of over 250 names. You want me to cut and paste?
..I think that's enough to convince me otherwise.
Now I know another fact of the legal world.
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John Lee (my dad) Harris County Assistant District Attorney. Dick DeGuerin, Defense Attorney.
Judge Frank Price. Gentlemen of the Jury I ask you, what is the quest for Justice? What is it? I know. Quiet, Mr. DeGuerin.*at this point, my dad and Dick DeGuerin trade looks and smiles*
Again, what is it? I know this Sit down... / *They both stood up and yelled.* IT IS A QUESTION OF HONOR!*half the jury went oooooooohhhhhhhhh*
*buries head in hands* Oh for God's sake..... Mistrial!
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scorchgid wrote:
MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
And my objecton conquers you
Is your Objection backed by the United States Department of Justice?
No
It's backed up by
and
Wrestlemania comment
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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And Winston Payne!
AND Mia Fey!
And that's 10 of our PW Objectors, to 9 of your Legal World Legends.
Oh! Forgot this!
Teacher:
Class.
Me. I have a "question of the day" for today! 
*groans in frustration*
*writing on the board* What would.., the world say... if it could... speak? Hmm........ Also, what would it sound like? Hmm........
Hmm... ZVARRI!
Hmm? It would sound exactly like Rodney Dangerfield!
AHHH HA HA HA HA!!! And it would say "I get no respect at all! *laughing and clapping* *walking up slowly* Hmm? ..... That's EXACTLY what I said to the principal when he asked ME!
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Me Defense Attorney Jack Shaughnessy. Jack's wife, Jennifer. Mr. Lee, I'd like you to meet my wife. It's a pleasure. Every year since my rookie year back in 1977, I've brought her down here and done this.*I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I SWEAR!*
Oh, I love it when he does this!! *He started singing* Somewhere over the rainbowWay up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true
Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?
Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?
/ *kiss* ..... Good Night, Jack!
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How long did he sing for?
He sang the full song, at least 2:35.
I just stood. I thought of joining in.
It was the most romantic thing I've ever seen.
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With the low attention span I have? I suck at having my attention kept on any ONE thing.
Speaking of....
My teacher always did this: She would NEVER pick students who were listening to her when she asked a question to a class. Rather, she would either pick a student who shows signs of ignorance, fatigue, etc., or she would answer the question herself.
Of course, I found a way past that.
Me.
Teacher. Mr. Wrestlemania? Hmm? I assume you know the answer to the question? ... Of course I do! WHAT? You weren't even listening! Prove I wasn't listening! What's the answer then! I wasn't listening. I JUST SAID THAT! But you couldn't prove it! GRRRR... FINE! But you don't know the answer! Sure I do! WHAT??? I just don't want to answer it!We went on like this for 20 minutes straight with the students in the classroom practically crying from laughter before I just got up and wrote the answer anyways. I WAS listening, I just wanted to mess around with her.
I had to go to the principal afterwards, and I got a congratulations from him, for doing that, since no one else ever had in all the years she was teaching.
It's weird to get respect like that...
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and Tails if it was me i wouldn't know weather to be scared or happy.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Oh! For a sec there I thought you would've been more like "...... is he do-no wait, he's still going" or something.
With the low attention span I have? I suck at having my attention kept on any ONE thing.
Speaking of....
My teacher always did this: She would NEVER pick students who were listening to her when she asked a question to a class. Rather, she would either pick a student who shows signs of ignorance, fatigue, etc., or she would answer the question herself.
Of course, I found a way past that.
Me.
Teacher.
Mr. Wrestlemania?
Hmm?
I assume you know the answer to the question?
... Of course I do!
WHAT? You weren't even listening!
Prove I wasn't listening!
What's the answer then!
I wasn't listening.
I JUST SAID THAT!
But you couldn't prove it!
GRRRR... FINE! But you don't know the answer!
Sure I do!
WHAT???
I just don't want to answer it!
We went on like this for 20 minutes straight with the students in the classroom practically crying from laughter before I just got up and wrote the answer anyways. I WAS listening, I just wanted to mess around with her.
I had to go to the principal afterwards, and I got a congratulations from him, for doing that, since no one else ever had in all the years she was teaching.
It's weird to get respect like that...
With the low attention span I have? I suck at having my attention kept on any ONE thing.
Speaking of....
My teacher always did this: She would NEVER pick students who were listening to her when she asked a question to a class. Rather, she would either pick a student who shows signs of ignorance, fatigue, etc., or she would answer the question herself.
Of course, I found a way past that.
Me. Teacher. Mr. Wrestlemania? Hmm? I assume you know the answer to the question? ... Of course I do! WHAT? You weren't even listening! Prove I wasn't listening! What's the answer then! I wasn't listening. I JUST SAID THAT! But you couldn't prove it! GRRRR... FINE! But you don't know the answer! Sure I do! WHAT??? I just don't want to answer it!We went on like this for 20 minutes straight with the students in the classroom practically crying from laughter before I just got up and wrote the answer anyways. I WAS listening, I just wanted to mess around with her.
I had to go to the principal afterwards, and I got a congratulations from him, for doing that, since no one else ever had in all the years she was teaching.
It's weird to get respect like that...
ROFL.
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...Anyhow, here's one funny thing she said. These are not actual quotes, I can't quite remember them exactly. It was months ago.
Me
My lawyer (I'd also prefer not to disclose her name, in fear that it will reveal what province I live in. I don't feel comfortable telling where I live.)
My parents' lawyerWhist waiting for my family's trial to begin, we sat down and watched over court proceedings. Can't quite remember, but what we saw during the moment was... some woman who was charged of being abusive to her children or a druggist. I have no idea.
*Whispers something to my parents' lawyer* *Small chuckle* Eh? *Whisper* I never watch soap operas. A trial is like a soap opera. *Small smile*I didn't felt like chuckling at the time.... I guess I was feeling depressed at the time.
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= Doc H. = Me = Person two seats to the right of me = Friend that sits in front of me all the time. "I'm quite flattered that a lot of you in the class thought I was smaller than a toothpick..." "...He's talking about that multiple choice question on the test right?" "...Yeah. ...If he's smaller than a toothpick, then I'm the size of a dime on the fifty yard line in a stadium." "I'm actually quite disappointed, though, that some of you think so low of me as to consider me a lesser object than a toothpick." "But didn't you just say you were flattered?" -Facepalm.- -Facepalm.- -Bangs head on the chalkboard a couple of times.- "...Ah. That's better than coffee, sex, and watching copper shoot out of a test tube like a cannonball."
"Thanks for the mental image, Tom." "You're welcome."
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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...He's also got crazy wispy white hair standing up in every direction. He's in his sixties, and this is the closest I have ever personally seen a real human get to possessing http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeHair.
"So I'm at this Buddhist retreat, and I'm walking with the daughter of the head monk, who used to be my wife's college roommate. And it's a hot day, and the girl wants to show me a place to dive into the lake. And we're climbing up rocks, and I'm looking down and thinking 'Hey, this has to be thirty feet up! This doesn't look like a good idea!', but there's a thirteen-year-old girl leading the way, and do I want to look like a chicken compared to her? So she jumps, and then I jump, and later I say 'That was pretty high!' and she says 'You should see my brothers. They climb these cliffs to jump. I don't do that. I'm not stupid-brave. I'm girl-brave.' and that's when I decided that I'd try and be girl-brave too."
You had to be there, really... I love it when teachers tell good stories.
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