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JFA CASE 4

Phoenix Edgeworth! It's Gumshoe calling! Take that *throws the phone to Edgeworth*
Judge *catches the phone* INTERCEPTION!
Nick ...
Edgeworth ...
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Larry is driving Edgeworth's car at a high speed at night with Moe, while Moe is holding a gun in the passenger seat and shooting a bunch of cops standing around the Wright and Co. Law Offices.

Larry WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Moe YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Larry and Moe sneak into the office while everyone is sleeping, but Moe stops near Gumshoe and shoves his hand down his pants.

Detective Gumshoe *waking up* Mfff, wha... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!

Moe AAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!

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Nick Where the hell have you been!?

Butz I was with my friend Moe the Clown!

Edgeworth What the hell were you doing out there?! You were out driving the car at high speeds, and using a gun, and that's really cool and stuff and... what am I saying?

Butz C'mon, it's brutal to like clowns!

Maya Fey No, it's not!

Butz Clowns are some of the most hated things ever!

Detective Gumshoe I woke up with a clown's hands down my pants. That's how I've spent my day.

Missle ENOUGH! Everyone, if Larry likes clowns, then I think that's okay, so see to it that Moe gets home. Would you like a ride, Moe?

Moe Yes I would.

Missle Okay...

Missle then whispers to Godot, Redd, and Sal.

Missle Give him the boots.

A few minutes later, Godot, Redd, and Sal are outside kicking Moe on the ground with boots on.

Moe OW! OW! OW! OWW!! OWW!!!

Sal LOL PWNZORz!11111!11

Redd White You have been throughly thrashed through with shoe articles of which we are wearing.

Godot I'm just doing what the dog said... that's my rule.

Godot, Redd, and Sal walk away while Moe grabs a gun and has a look of anger on his face.

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Damon Miles Edgeworth: Taller than a tree. Maya Fey: Not a bumble bee. Detective Dick Gumshoe Gumshoe Gumshoe. Larry Butz, the girlfriend guy; Doodly doo ding dong doodly doodly doo. Phoenix Wright. I'm afraid that's all we know.

Von Karma To infiltrate his headquarters, we must-

Blue Badger NO... we will make our move with this...

Damon His name is Moe the Courtroom Clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.

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Later, Gant gets a hold of Moe.

Damon Okay, Moe. We need some of your help to get into the Wright and Co. Law Offices. You should search for a safe in the main office and open it up, and then look through any files. Wear this hat; it has a camera embedded inside the front.

Gant hands Moe a hat with a camera inside it.

Damon Oh and avoid this guy. He means business...

Gant holds a picture of Missle up.

Damon Do you understand the mission?

Moe I do cocaine!

---

Larry Hey guys! Moe's coming over later!

Nick HEY HEY HEY! I thought we said no more clowns!

Larry No you didn't! We just yelled at each other and stuff!

Nick Oh, right. Damn, I don't want that clown here. He's an asshole.

Moe Hey! It's Moe the Courtroom Clown!

Larry Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA!

Missle Well, it may be against my better judgement, but if Larry likes you around, then you're welcome around here.

Moe Hey, it's the dog! You poop on any good rugs lately?

Missle Just watch out...

Moe and Missile glare at each other.

Moe Who wants to see a music video of me? It's got footage of my junk showing!

Larry OOH OOH! ME ME ME!!!

Ack Oh god...

Everyone is watching a really bad music video of Moe dancing while Moe goes through the office looking for files in the safe. Just then, Missle walks in with Godot and Redd.

Missle Drop the file.

Moe draws a gun.

Moe Back off! I'm warning you!

Missle Get him!

Godot and Redd tackle down Moe and kick his ass.

I forgot what happened after that so...

THE END? Dr? Hotti
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Manfred von Karma wrote:
Judge : First of all, I will say for the record, I don't believe in all that moisturizer, botox, fountain of youth poopycock!
Mia Fey : Oh please, Judge, how else could you look like you do at a hundred?

Yeah Boston Legal quote!!
Chef I know what you two are doing you're staing at my knockers
Grossburg I think that's a man.
Javado Don't be silly Marvin
Chef Cause men are always staring at my knockers.

Phoenix Alright listen lady, I graduated at the top of my high school class with full honors, I was validictorine and gave a speech at my high school graduation. I received a full ride scholarship to harvard law, there I was again top of my class. I had several firms competeting for me to work for them. There is now way, I'm going to have my office stolen by some sandwich lady
Chinami.............I killed a man
Nick ok *walks away*
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I don't have anything original at the moment, so here's some references:

Bell Boy Welcome to the Gatewater Hotel. Do you have a reservation?

Hobohodo I don't need one. I'm Mel Gibson.

Bell Boy You're Mel Gibson?

Hobohodo Yes... I'm in costume for my next role. I play Phoenix Wright, a heroic warrior who defied the English, to free England from the English.

* * *

Mia Fey Phoenix, tell Cody that women are not objects.

Phoenix My mentor is right, Cody, listen to what it says.

* * *

OBJECT! Did you actually read the fine print of the contract?

Dr? Hotti Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

* * *

Dr. Derek Stiles Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl.

Von Karma Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska.

Dr. Derek Stiles But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!

* * *

Morgan You were almost a boy, you know.

Maya Fey What?

Morgan Yeah. Out you popped, out of your mummies pumpkin and everybody was shouting:
"It's a boy, it's a boy!". And somebody said "but it hasn't got a winkle!". And then I said
"A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" And then
your sister pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. Anyway, I was really disappointed.
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In one of the Phoenix Wrong

Chef I know nothing, but I know that I'm a women.
Nick *with his legendary face* You're not a women
Chef *crying* Oh, you b******
Well, it's not very funny, but with the voices... Matt
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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Ack ...YAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Maya Shock What's wrong, Nick? You seem scared.

Nick I have a very disturbing feeling that somewhere there's an entire forum with a bunch of people that know so much about me writing stories of myself and others I've met, and I think they're making Edgeworth look like a perv who needs alone time...

Maya Fey Calm down, Nick. There's no such thing as Edgey's alone time.
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Morgan Le Fey wrote:
In one of the Phoenix Wrong

Chef I know nothing, but I know that I'm a women.
Nick *with his legendary face* You're not a women
Chef *crying* Oh, you b******
Well, it's not very funny, but with the voices... Matt


Actually, it's...

Chef : (that looks that says) I know nothing because I'm a woman!
Nick : You're not a woman...
Chef : *Crying* Oh, you bastard!
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Yeah, that's the thing!(I can understand quite good english, but when someone SPEAK english...)
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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Dr. Derek Stiles Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl.

Von Karma Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska.

Dr. Derek Stiles But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!


Why do I get feeling that actually might been true knowing the Karma family line? Remember, The Perfect believe their perfect because they are imperfect! Ack

Also, Family Guy References FTW! (But I'm not sure where this one is from!)
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GS5!

Older Franziska Yes! I am back...with weapons! *takes out a shotgun in place of whip*

Odoroki Objection You can't have a shotgun in court!

Franziska Oh really? *shoots Odoroki in shoulder*

Odoroki Ah! You bitch!

Franziska W-what did you say?!! *shoots Odoroki again*

Odoroki Ugh...remember me...as...

Franziska *shoots again* I don't wanna hear it.

Garyuu Hold it! You just killed my lov-student! I'll have you tried and arrested!

Franziska *shoots in head* Noob.

Minuki I'm not gonna say anything. Hey Franziska, need a Prosecutor's Aid?

Franziska Eh, whatever.

Edgeworth Where am I in all this?

Franziska In the closet. *shoots in shoulder and drags into closet*
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A couple Boston Legal quotes:

Chef: I just like wearing women's clothes sometimes. It's not a sexual turn-on, it just feels right sometimes.
Ack : So, basically you're a sicko.
Chef: I'm not sick.
Nick : Lighten up, man. So what, you got caught in a skirt? That what you're saying?
Chef: My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired. They asked me a lot of questions, like whether I'm gay.
Nick : Well are you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

---

Pearl : Nymphomania?
Mia Fey: Anything you can find. And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify possibly as soon as tomorrow.
Edgeworth : It's not a real disease. It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos.
Mia Fey: Yes Brad. Thank you for that.
Franziska : It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus. If a man was running around trying to schtip everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease we would just call him…
Damon : Damon Gant

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Judge : Hold on just one second; are you a midget?
Pearly: Are you an imbecile?
Judge : Uh...objection!
Nick : Sustained.
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Mia Fey We are screwed for this case
Franziska Would you relax Mia we still have more witnesses
Nick Yeah, a dirty cop and a woman who cheats on her husband with everybody
Franziska Stop it Nick
Nick No one is going to believe she didn't do it, her attitude is too hard
Franziska What you only like soft women, Nick?
Mia Fey Ok, you two stop it, now we can all sort this out like proper attorneys and figure out our case
Edgeworth I have an erection
Ack Ack ......
Mia Fey Ack .......
Franziska Ack .......
Edgeworth It's agood sign
Edgy Let's go to court

(out of character a bit, but still personalities kinda match up with the characters from boston legal
Shirley-Mia
Phoenix-Brad
Franzika- Dennis
Edgeworth: Denny)
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ButzPuff wrote:
FabuVinny wrote:
Dr. Derek Stiles Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl.

Von Karma Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska.

Dr. Derek Stiles But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!


Why do I get feeling that actually might been true knowing the Karma family line? Remember, The Perfect believe their perfect because they are imperfect! Ack

Also, Family Guy References FTW! (But I'm not sure where this one is from!)


emission, impossible. when peter delivered lois' sisters baby

what the animals REALLY are saying

Shoe : if you die, can i have your room?

Polly : YES, POLLY WOULD LIKE A F***** CRACKER!!! QUIT ASKING ME OR I'LL PECK YOUR F***** FACE OFF!!!

Missle : rawr, im a evil pirate dog that can... bite... you. i hate squirrels and i light their heads on fire-WITH MY TOENAILS!!! OH THE HUGE MANATTEE!!!

Moe : Murder is never funny. unless im murdered. then its funny

Dr. Derek Stiles : Wait, moes not an animal...

Kyle Hyde : neither are we... wait, what do we have to do with phoenix wright?

Dr. Derek Stiles : dunno. but i like the attention
IT WORKS!!! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX PACK!!!
You know, theres a lot of Franziska+Adrian sketches, but I'd like to see some Adrian+Maggey sketches.
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Damon Hey there homeless person, what you doing.
Hobohodo Drawing.
Damon Ho Ho. What you drawing
Hobohodo Scribbles
Damon Ho Ho fabulous, may I have a look. Hey wait I recgonise this place. It's the courtroom, and there's Wrighto and Worthy and me... on the stand exploding in a shower of flame. HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU'RE WRIGHTO!
Ack NO!
Damon Kill lawyer, Kill lawyer.
Ack SAVE ME!
Godot ZAP. EYE Laser beam. I am Cyclops.
Javado And I am Wolverine!
Damon NOOOO!!!
Grossburg I'm just fat :(
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(I like it so, here's more Boston Legal)
Edgeworth Why does Mia get to skip the staff meetings?
Gregory She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.
Phoenix Some of us have trial today so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.
Maya Fey What's your case about Brad?
Nick ......
Edgeworth What is it about?
Gregory ......
Nick It involves interference with contractional relationships
Edgeworth You mean.... Edgy lesbians
Grossburg Lana Javado .......
Gregory Where are you?
Phoenix Today they're calling Adrian to testify that here ex-lover ( Franziska )
Edgy LESBIAN ex-lover
Nick To testify that Adrian was scamming her for money. Adrian was not an actual bonafide ........
Edgy Lesbian
Nick You like saying it
Edgy I do
Nick Say it again
Edgylesbian
Nick Keep saying it
Edgy Lesbian, lesbian, LESBIAN......altogether now
Edgy Javado Grossburg Lana Maya Fey LESBIAN
Edgy I also like to watch! How many people d.?
Gregory Alright that's enough, THIS is a staff meeting and would ask you all to conduct yourselves accordingly and professionally
Angle Cookies everyone!
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(ok.... here i go at my second attempt.... tell me what ya think if ya dont kill yourselves midway through....)

Larry welcome back to the dating game where lucky bachelor edgeworth gets to choose the date of his dreams!!! will it be bachelor number 1?

Eh?hey pal!!! i only said we had a trusting relationship!!! i wasnt implying anything!!!

Edgeworth no and NO!!! larry, are you seriously implying something? i would not choose gumshoe because people would accuse me of being gay....... which im not.

*in audience*

Nick *coughyeahrightcough*

Maya Fey nick, do you have a cold? want me to kiss it and make it all better?

Nick ........

*back on stage*

Larry ok edgey, if not bachelor number one, then how about bachelor number two?

Ema yes!!! pick me mr. edgeworth!!! ill be your loving and faithful wife forever and ever!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!

Edgeworth ok larry, what kind of game are you playing with me? first of all, you hook me up with a man, and now a little 16 year old girl? you know that kind of stuff is illegal, you want me to get arrested???!!!

Ema but mr. edgeworth! ill be legal and a lot hotter in 2 years time....

Edgeworth .......

Larry ok, moving on! i know for a fact you'll love bachelor number three! she begged us continously to let us put her on this show.

Wendy Oldbag oh edgey-poo!!!!

*in audience*

Ack oldbag!!!! holy crap!!!

Maya Fey nick!!! what does she have that i dont? nick?

*on stage*

Edgeworth .....larry! ill kill you!!!!

Ema mr. edgeworth!!! marry me!!!

Oldbag you young whippersnapper!!! hes mine!!!

Ema croak you old hag!!!!

Oldbag that does it!!!! *ema and oldbag get into a fight*

Sadshoe i just came here for the free donuts.

*watching ema and oldbag fight* Edgeworth ............... Edgy am i the only one who finds this hot? ill... um.... be right back! *runs out of the studio*

Ema Oldbag wait up edgey!!!!

*all of the audience (save for phoenix and maya) go after edgeworth to see whats going to happen.

Maya Fey well nick, looks like we got the place all to ourselves and....

Ack *gets up* oh no!!! if edgeworth is going where i think hes going, i better run back to my office and claim the bathroom before its too late!!! *runs off*

Maya Fey great.... now all those who are important have left me all by myself.

Larry im still here!!!

Maya Fey i stand by my previous statement.

Larry

(let the bashing begin!)
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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thanks! didnt know if it would work out too well or not! Edgy
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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Phoenix Hi, Franny told me to come by and fix her equip--

Adrian ...

Ack ...

Adrian Nick?

Phoenix Adrian?

Adrian I told Franny not to call you. Besides, I already hired an engineer.

Nick Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'll be going, then.

Adrian ... Wait! He's... three hours late.

Phoenix Well, let's see what the problem is.

...

Adrian The samples won't delay, but the cable...

Phoenix There's another way. Say something, anything.

Adrian Test, one, two, three.

Nick Anything but THAT.

Adrian This is weird.

Phoenix It's weird!

Adrian Very weird.

Phoenix Friggen weird!

Adrian I'm so mad that I don't know what to do! Fighting with whip-o-phones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you!

Nick Feel like going insane, got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline!

Adrian As a matter of fact--

Phoenix Honey, I know this act. It's called The Tango Franny! The Tango Franny! It's a dark whippy merry-go-round... As she keeps you dangling--

Adrian You're wrong!

Phoenix Your heart she is mangling!

Adrian It's different with me!

Phoenix And you toss and you turn, yet her cold eyes can burn! And you yearn and you churn and REBOUND!

Adrian I think I know what you mean...

Phoenix & Adrian The Tango Franny...

Phoenix Has she ever pouted her lips, and called you "Pookie"?

Adrian Never.

Phoenix And have you ever doubted a kiss or two?

Adrian This is... spooky. Did you swoon when she walked through the door?

Phoenix Every time! So be... cautious.

Adrian Did she whip all the other boys?

Phoenix More than whip!

Adrian I'm getting... nauseous.

*Nick and Adrian dance*

Phoenix Where'd you learn to tango?

Adrian With my menter Celeste Impax in her hotel room at the Gatewater... And you?

Phoenix With... My assistant Maya Fey at the Kurain Jewish Community Center.

...

Phoenix It's hard to do this backwards!

Adrian You should try it in heels!

...

Adrian She cheated! Franny cheated!

Nick Friggen cheated!

Adrian I'm defeated, I should give up right now!

Phoenix Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might!

Adrian I'd fall for her still, anyhow!

Phoenix & Adrian When you're dancing her dance, you won't stand a chance! Her grip of romance makes you fall!!!

Phoenix So you think "Might as well"!

Adrian Dance a tango to hell!

Phoenix & Adrian At least I'll have tangoed at all!!!

Phoenix & Adrian The Tango Franny!!! Gotta dance till the whip lash is healed! You pretend to believe her! 'Cause you don't want some whip leather!

Phoenix & Adrian But the end, it will come! Still you have to play dumb! Till you glum and you bum and turn blue!

Nick Why do we love when she's mean?

Adrian And she can be so obscene... My Franny...

Phoenix & Adrian The Tango... FRANNY!!!
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Edgeworth My name is Miles Edgeworth, High Prosecutor for the district. Soon, I will be the Chief Prosecutor.

Nick Maybe we should take a side now.

Sadshoe Yeah, I don't want to get involved in any power struggles.

Nick Why do you want to become Chief Prosecutor anyway, Edgeworth?

Edgeworth My reason is simple...Once I become Chief Prosecutor, I will change the dress code so that all female prosecutors are required to wear...

Edgy TINY MINISKIRTS!

Phoenix Eh? WE'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE DEATH!
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Phoenix nice FMA reference!

Adrian (riza): ugh..... men.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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DETENTION OFFICE TAKE 1

Matt Wait, I just need to consult myself...
Nick C-Consult yourself...?
Matt Right, meet MATT ENGARDE!
Phoenix ?
Matt Ugh... Wait, I can't pull my hair back... Ugh...

DETENTION OFFICE TAKE 2

Matt Wait, I just need to consult myself...
Nick C-Consult yourself...?
Matt Right, meet MATT ENGARDE!
Phoenix What? OMG!
Enguard Heheheh...
Phoenix Where did you get that cup from?
Enguard Um...

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Edgeworth Wright, why do I have to come here?
Nick No idea... Why don't you ask oldbag yourself?
Edgeworth Old-! Wright! You didnt-
Wendy Oldbag Edgeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Edgeworth Oh s-
Wendy Oldbag Oh! I've been dreaming about you every night, I dreamt that I sent you letters for 5 whole years, and I was so happy- It was like It would never end, and then you sent me a letter saying how I am your true love and-
Nick um...
Wendy Oldbag -now it is like a dream come true! I could finally see you! After all those years where I have to work in this dump! Oh don't leave me- You are my heart, you create me, you-
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5 days later

Wendy Oldbag Oh! I've been dreaming about you every night, I dreamt that I sent you letters for 5 whole years, and I was so happy- It was like It would......
Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.
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The beginning of Case 5 - Animaniacs Style!

Damon Mike Meekins, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Meekins I think so, Chief. But should we order gravy like Engarde, or beer like the lawyers?

(cut away to Beer, start singing)
It's Meekins and The Gant
Meekins and The Gant
One is a genius
The other wears pants...


Objection
Angel Starr Aaah, my eyes!
Marshall They shoot you for that in Texas, hombre.

Goodman CUT!!! Everyone take five.

*all leave except for Goodman and Gant*

Goodman Dammit, Chief Gant. Put on some pants.
Damon ...
Goodman ...
Damon ... *stab*
Goodman OW! *dies*
Damon Oh Lana? I have a job for you...
:ka-whip: Fool! Do you even know what you're talking about anymore!?
:ack: AAAH! THAT HURT!
:lotta: I know you ain't no dummy, so don't think yer foolin' no one here!
:judge: There is a limit to everything, Mr. Wright. And that includes patience!
:mia: Phoenix! You have to think before you speak! You can't just blurt out any old thing.
:maya-shock: ...Nick! You're supposed to be helping me!
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She knows she's hot...

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EDIT: Sorry. Forgot about the spoilery implications here. The lead in will remain there, but I'm gonna hide the rest behind the spoiler tag.

The Phoenix Wright cast is full of odd, strange, and wonderfully varied characters. They're a lot of things...but there are some things that they are just NOT!

Spoiler:
:jake: : I'm not a cowboy. I just play one in game.

Yanni Yogi : I'm not really a senile old man.

Yuusaku : I'm not a girl.

Zenitora : I'm not a lawyer. I just pretend to be one to screw over the people I frame.

Dr? Hotti : I'm not really a physician

Javado : I'm not really dead!

Ack Wacky Edgy Adrian Franziska : We're not gay!

Chef : Me neither!

Everyone: ....

Chef : Aw, I just wanted to fit in....

Ini Mimi : I'm, like, not really me. I'm like....someone else. Totally.

Kyle Hyde : I'm not even part of this game....

Matt : I'm not as innocent... Enguard As I look....MWAHAHAHAHaHAHA!

Hobohodo : I'm not...gonna live this down, am I?

Goodman : I'm not dead ye-

*SPLRCH*

Damon : ......

Gant : You didn't see anything.

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Spoilers much?
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WotanAnubis wrote:
Edgeworth Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Von Karma Stop saying that!


What movie is that from? I can't remember Payne ...
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Naruhodou-san wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
Edgeworth Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Von Karma Stop saying that!


What movie is that from? I can't remember Payne ...

The Princess Bride.
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That's one of my rules.

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Wizard Anon wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
Edgeworth Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Von Karma Stop saying that!

The Princess Bride.

I loved that movie. What was that character's name again? The one that's father died?

Inigo Montoya, one of the greatest swordsmen of Spain.
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[Hope Hospital - an Alternate take on the hospital sketch]

Franziska I've been out for HOW LONG?
Phoenix Six weeks.
Franziska It was a bloody car accident! You don't take six weeks to recuperate from broken legs! Where are the foolishly foolish fools who apparently (and foolishly) used excessive anasthetic? There are several welt marks in their imminent future!
Edgeworth Yeah, about that... The doctors, for some odd reason, thought the whip was a part of you.
Franziska Well, of course it is! How else am I supposed to deliver justice in a quick, painful, and slightly erotic manner?
Phoenix No no no, he means LITERALLY, a part of you. They grafted it to your spine.
Franziska WHAT?
Edgeworth Your whip is now a tail.
Franziska Ach, scheisse.
Phoenix And they said it's prehensile, whatever that means.
Edgeworth It means she can move it like any other part of her body.
Franziska ^_^
Ack That can't sound good.
Franziska You two, back in the closet. A period of Franny Alone Time is required to test just how...FLEXIBLE my new appendage is compared to its tenure as a handheld instrument.
Edgeworth Franny Alone Time?
Phoenix well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour.
Edgeworth Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do.
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Andy Waltfeld wrote:
Franziska You two, back in the closet. A period of Franny Alone Time is required to test just how...FLEXIBLE my new appendage is compared to its tenure as a handheld instrument.
Edgeworth Franny Alone Time?
Phoenix well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour.
Edgeworth Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do.


Franziska : Yes.....yes....YES!! YESSSS!!!

Nick : You know, this is all mildly disturbing.

Edgeworth : MILDLY?

Nick : Well, it could be worse, right?

Edgeworth : How, praytell, could this be worse?

Nick : We could be the poor saps she's playing Whack-A-Mole with. I don't need to be whipped into unconsciousness again in my lifetime, thank you.

Edgeworth : Point taken, Wright.

Franziska : Heeheeheeheeheee....HIDE! *WHIP!* 2 POINTS!

Larry : I long for death.... *WHIP* Butz
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OMG! I'm on 220V!

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Andy Waltfeld wrote:
Phoenix well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour.
Edgeworth Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do.



I didn't expected that XDD now I'm proud of myself
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Not 100% original but I still want to know what you think of it.

Phoenix : Wright is the name Mr. Skye. Phoeinx Wright, Ace Attorney. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

Lana : Uh, okay.

Business card:
Quote:
WRIGHT & CO. LAW OFFICES
ACE ATTORNEY
AS SEEN ON TV!
PISSING OFF THE PROSECUTORS SINCE 2016


Phoenix : I will like to talk to you about bringing legal action to the fiend who did this to your sister.

Lana : Well the fiend who did this to my boy is the Chief of Police. Besides, the doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious.

Nick : Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! There is no telling what type of permanent injuries she might have. She might stay like that for the rest of her natural life. That's the down side. Now here is the good part. You can ching ching ching cash in on this tragedy.

Lana : Really? I never thought of it that way.

Maya Fey : Nick, the Court called again. They need your help on some OJ thing.

Pearl : Nick, are you a shyster?

Nick : How does a little girl like you know a big word like that?
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Arrested Development quotes, beeotch!

Morgan Phoenix, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Dr? Hotti Nothing. Edgeworth was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.
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Phoenix Mom, I'm looking for Edgeworth. There's some people after him, and I don't know whether it's gambling or what, but they want to break his legs.
Wendy Oldbag It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter!
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Von Karma Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Morgan I don't even want to know what that means.
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Chef When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and great focus he is often able to acheive an erec...
Cody I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you here.
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Edgeworth : *enters office* dumdadumda....

Wacky Edgy : WTF?!

Ack : EDGEWORTH!

Edgeworth : WRIGHT! why are YOU having alone time in MY office?

Nick : well, you've got pictures of adrian and franziska in the shower....

Edgeworth : yeah well.. so wha...
Wacky Edgy : wait, I DO?! lemme see!

Beer : yeah, porn buddies for life!
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Moe :Why is six afraid of seven?
Judge :Sigh: I don't know why?
Moe :Because seven eight nine! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA
Judge :Moe this court finds that in the case of you not being funny you are...
Guilty

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Payne By:Croik-----Maya By:Harry Miste
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Quick off-topic post: is the :9000: smiley in the board database? I need it for some meta-humor I plan on doing a couple posts from now.
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