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Edgeworth! It's Gumshoe calling! 
*throws the phone to Edgeworth*
*catches the phone* INTERCEPTION! 
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!Larry and Moe sneak into the office while everyone is sleeping, but Moe stops near Gumshoe and shoves his hand down his pants.
*waking up* Mfff, wha... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!---
Where the hell have you been!?
I was with my friend Moe the Clown! What the hell were you doing out there?! You were out driving the car at high speeds, and using a gun, and that's really cool and stuff and... what am I saying? C'mon, it's brutal to like clowns!
No, it's not! Clowns are some of the most hated things ever! I woke up with a clown's hands down my pants. That's how I've spent my day.
ENOUGH! Everyone, if Larry likes clowns, then I think that's okay, so see to it that Moe gets home. Would you like a ride, Moe? Yes I would. Okay...Missle then whispers to Godot, Redd, and Sal.
Give him the boots.A few minutes later, Godot, Redd, and Sal are outside kicking Moe on the ground with boots on.
OW! OW! OW! OWW!! OWW!!!
LOL PWNZORz!11111!11
You have been throughly thrashed through with shoe articles of which we are wearing.
I'm just doing what the dog said... that's my rule.Godot, Redd, and Sal walk away while Moe grabs a gun and has a look of anger on his face.
---
Miles Edgeworth: Taller than a tree. Maya Fey: Not a bumble bee. Detective Dick Gumshoe Gumshoe Gumshoe. Larry Butz, the girlfriend guy; Doodly doo ding dong doodly doodly doo. Phoenix Wright. I'm afraid that's all we know.
To infiltrate his headquarters, we must-
NO... we will make our move with this... His name is Moe the Courtroom Clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.---
Later, Gant gets a hold of Moe.
Okay, Moe. We need some of your help to get into the Wright and Co. Law Offices. You should search for a safe in the main office and open it up, and then look through any files. Wear this hat; it has a camera embedded inside the front.Gant hands Moe a hat with a camera inside it.
Oh and avoid this guy. He means business...Gant holds a picture of Missle up.
Do you understand the mission? I do cocaine!---
Hey guys! Moe's coming over later! HEY HEY HEY! I thought we said no more clowns! No you didn't! We just yelled at each other and stuff! Oh, right. Damn, I don't want that clown here. He's an asshole. Hey! It's Moe the Courtroom Clown! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA! Well, it may be against my better judgement, but if Larry likes you around, then you're welcome around here. Hey, it's the dog! You poop on any good rugs lately? Just watch out...Moe and Missile glare at each other.
Who wants to see a music video of me? It's got footage of my junk showing! OOH OOH! ME ME ME!!!
Oh god...Everyone is watching a really bad music video of Moe dancing while Moe goes through the office looking for files in the safe. Just then, Missle walks in with Godot and Redd.
Drop the file.Moe draws a gun.
Back off! I'm warning you! Get him!Godot and Redd tackle down Moe and kick his ass.
I forgot what happened after that so...
THE END?
Uh... meow? Signature coming soon.
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Manfred von Karma wrote:
: First of all, I will say for the record, I don't believe in all that moisturizer, botox, fountain of youth poopycock! 
: Oh please, Judge, how else could you look like you do at a hundred?Yeah Boston Legal quote!!
I know what you two are doing you're staing at my knockers
I think that's a man.
Don't be silly Marvin Cause men are always staring at my knockers. Alright listen lady, I graduated at the top of my high school class with full honors, I was validictorine and gave a speech at my high school graduation. I received a full ride scholarship to harvard law, there I was again top of my class. I had several firms competeting for me to work for them. There is now way, I'm going to have my office stolen by some sandwich lady
.............I killed a man ok *walks away*
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Welcome to the Gatewater Hotel. Do you have a reservation?
I don't need one. I'm Mel Gibson. You're Mel Gibson? Yes... I'm in costume for my next role. I play Phoenix Wright, a heroic warrior who defied the English, to free England from the English.* * *
Phoenix, tell Cody that women are not objects. My mentor is right, Cody, listen to what it says.* * *
Did you actually read the fine print of the contract? Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.* * *
Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl. Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska. But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!* * *
You were almost a boy, you know. What? Yeah. Out you popped, out of your mummies pumpkin and everybody was shouting:"It's a boy, it's a boy!". And somebody said "but it hasn't got a winkle!". And then I said
"A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" And then
your sister pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. Anyway, I was really disappointed.
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WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
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I know nothing, but I know that I'm a women. *with his legendary face* You're not a women *crying* Oh, you b******Well, it's not very funny, but with the voices...
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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...YAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
What's wrong, Nick? You seem scared. I have a very disturbing feeling that somewhere there's an entire forum with a bunch of people that know so much about me writing stories of myself and others I've met, and I think they're making Edgeworth look like a perv who needs alone time... Calm down, Nick. There's no such thing as Edgey's alone time.
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She knows she's hot...
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Morgan Le Fey wrote:
In one of the Phoenix Wrong
I know nothing, but I know that I'm a women.
*with his legendary face* You're not a women
*crying* Oh, you b******
Well, it's not very funny, but with the voices...
I know nothing, but I know that I'm a women. *with his legendary face* You're not a women *crying* Oh, you b******Well, it's not very funny, but with the voices...
Actually, it's...
: (that looks that says) I know nothing because I'm a woman! : You're not a woman... : *Crying* Oh, you bastard!
Proud Phoenix/Maya shipper! 
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
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WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
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Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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FabuVinny wrote:
Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl. Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska. But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!Why do I get feeling that actually might been true knowing the Karma family line? Remember, The Perfect believe their perfect because they are imperfect!
Also, Family Guy References FTW! (But I'm not sure where this one is from!)
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Older
Yes! I am back...with weapons! *takes out a shotgun in place of whip*
You can't have a shotgun in court! Oh really? *shoots Odoroki in shoulder* Ah! You bitch! W-what did you say?!! *shoots Odoroki again* Ugh...remember me...as... *shoots again* I don't wanna hear it.
You just killed my lov-student! I'll have you tried and arrested! *shoots in head* Noob.
I'm not gonna say anything. Hey Franziska, need a Prosecutor's Aid? Eh, whatever. Where am I in all this? In the closet. *shoots in shoulder and drags into closet*
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: I just like wearing women's clothes sometimes. It's not a sexual turn-on, it just feels right sometimes. : So, basically you're a sicko. : I'm not sick. : Lighten up, man. So what, you got caught in a skirt? That what you're saying? : My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired. They asked me a lot of questions, like whether I'm gay. : Well are you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.---
: Nymphomania? : Anything you can find. And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify possibly as soon as tomorrow. : It's not a real disease. It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos. : Yes Brad. Thank you for that. : It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus. If a man was running around trying to schtip everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease we would just call him… : Damon Gant---
: Hold on just one second; are you a midget? 
: Are you an imbecile? : Uh...objection! : Sustained.
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We are screwed for this case Would you relax Mia we still have more witnesses Yeah, a dirty cop and a woman who cheats on her husband with everybody Stop it Nick No one is going to believe she didn't do it, her attitude is too hard What you only like soft women, Nick? Ok, you two stop it, now we can all sort this out like proper attorneys and figure out our case I have an erection ...... ....... ....... It's agood sign
Let's go to court(out of character a bit, but still personalities kinda match up with the characters from boston legal
Shirley-Mia
Phoenix-Brad
Franzika- Dennis
Edgeworth: Denny)
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ButzPuff wrote:
FabuVinny wrote:
Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby girl. Correction. It's a perfect baby girl. I shall call her Franziska. But it has a penis. *Picks up scalpel* I'll take care of that!Why do I get feeling that actually might been true knowing the Karma family line? Remember, The Perfect believe their perfect because they are imperfect!
Also, Family Guy References FTW! (But I'm not sure where this one is from!)
emission, impossible. when peter delivered lois' sisters baby
what the animals REALLY are saying
: if you die, can i have your room?
: YES, POLLY WOULD LIKE A F***** CRACKER!!! QUIT ASKING ME OR I'LL PECK YOUR F***** FACE OFF!!! : rawr, im a evil pirate dog that can... bite... you. i hate squirrels and i light their heads on fire-WITH MY TOENAILS!!! OH THE HUGE MANATTEE!!! : Murder is never funny. unless im murdered. then its funny : Wait, moes not an animal...
: neither are we... wait, what do we have to do with phoenix wright? : dunno. but i like the attention
IT WORKS!!! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX PACK!!!
You know, theres a lot of Franziska+Adrian sketches, but I'd like to see some Adrian+Maggey sketches.
You know, theres a lot of Franziska+Adrian sketches, but I'd like to see some Adrian+Maggey sketches.
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Europonians? On my internet? Naah, couldn't be.
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Hey there homeless person, what you doing. Drawing. Ho Ho. What you drawing Scribbles Ho Ho fabulous, may I have a look. Hey wait I recgonise this place. It's the courtroom, and there's Wrighto and Worthy and me... on the stand exploding in a shower of flame. HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU'RE WRIGHTO! NO! Kill lawyer, Kill lawyer. SAVE ME! ZAP. EYE Laser beam. I am Cyclops. And I am Wolverine! NOOOO!!! I'm just fat :(
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Why does Mia get to skip the staff meetings?
She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day. Some of us have trial today so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out. What's your case about Brad? ...... What is it about? ...... It involves interference with contractional relationships You mean.... lesbians 
....... Where are you? Today they're calling Adrian to testify that here ex-lover ( ) LESBIAN ex-lover To testify that Adrian was scamming her for money. Adrian was not an actual bonafide ........ Lesbian You like saying it I do Say it againlesbian Keep saying it Lesbian, lesbian, LESBIAN......altogether now LESBIAN I also like to watch! How many people d.? Alright that's enough, THIS is a staff meeting and would ask you all to conduct yourselves accordingly and professionally 
Cookies everyone!
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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welcome back to the dating game where lucky bachelor edgeworth gets to choose the date of his dreams!!! will it be bachelor number 1?
hey pal!!! i only said we had a trusting relationship!!! i wasnt implying anything!!! no and NO!!! larry, are you seriously implying something? i would not choose gumshoe because people would accuse me of being gay....... which im not.*in audience*
*coughyeahrightcough* nick, do you have a cold? want me to kiss it and make it all better? ........*back on stage*
ok edgey, if not bachelor number one, then how about bachelor number two?
yes!!! pick me mr. edgeworth!!! ill be your loving and faithful wife forever and ever!!!! MARRY ME!!!!! ok larry, what kind of game are you playing with me? first of all, you hook me up with a man, and now a little 16 year old girl? you know that kind of stuff is illegal, you want me to get arrested???!!! but mr. edgeworth! ill be legal and a lot hotter in 2 years time.... ....... ok, moving on! i know for a fact you'll love bachelor number three! she begged us continously to let us put her on this show.
oh edgey-poo!!!!*in audience*
oldbag!!!! holy crap!!! nick!!! what does she have that i dont? nick?*on stage*
.....larry! ill kill you!!!! mr. edgeworth!!! marry me!!!
you young whippersnapper!!! hes mine!!! croak you old hag!!!! that does it!!!! *ema and oldbag get into a fight*
i just came here for the free donuts.*watching ema and oldbag fight*
............... am i the only one who finds this hot? ill... um.... be right back! *runs out of the studio* wait up edgey!!!!*all of the audience (save for phoenix and maya) go after edgeworth to see whats going to happen.
well nick, looks like we got the place all to ourselves and.... *gets up* oh no!!! if edgeworth is going where i think hes going, i better run back to my office and claim the bathroom before its too late!!! *runs off* great.... now all those who are important have left me all by myself. im still here!!! i stand by my previous statement.
(let the bashing begin!)
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CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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That's one of my rules.
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Hi, Franny told me to come by and fix her equip--
... ... Nick? Adrian? I told Franny not to call you. Besides, I already hired an engineer. Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'll be going, then. ... Wait! He's... three hours late. Well, let's see what the problem is....
The samples won't delay, but the cable... There's another way. Say something, anything. Test, one, two, three. Anything but THAT. This is weird. It's weird! Very weird. Friggen weird! I'm so mad that I don't know what to do! Fighting with whip-o-phones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you! Feel like going insane, got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline! As a matter of fact-- Honey, I know this act. It's called The Tango Franny! The Tango Franny! It's a dark whippy merry-go-round... As she keeps you dangling-- You're wrong! Your heart she is mangling! It's different with me! And you toss and you turn, yet her cold eyes can burn! And you yearn and you churn and REBOUND! I think I know what you mean... & The Tango Franny... Has she ever pouted her lips, and called you "Pookie"? Never. And have you ever doubted a kiss or two? This is... spooky. Did you swoon when she walked through the door? Every time! So be... cautious. Did she whip all the other boys? More than whip! I'm getting... nauseous.*Nick and Adrian dance*
Where'd you learn to tango? With my menter Celeste Impax in her hotel room at the Gatewater... And you? With... My assistant Maya Fey at the Kurain Jewish Community Center....
It's hard to do this backwards! You should try it in heels!...
She cheated! Franny cheated! Friggen cheated! I'm defeated, I should give up right now! Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might! I'd fall for her still, anyhow! & When you're dancing her dance, you won't stand a chance! Her grip of romance makes you fall!!! So you think "Might as well"! Dance a tango to hell! & At least I'll have tangoed at all!!! & The Tango Franny!!! Gotta dance till the whip lash is healed! You pretend to believe her! 'Cause you don't want some whip leather! & But the end, it will come! Still you have to play dumb! Till you glum and you bum and turn blue! Why do we love when she's mean? And she can be so obscene... My Franny... & The Tango... FRANNY!!!
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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My name is Miles Edgeworth, High Prosecutor for the district. Soon, I will be the Chief Prosecutor. Maybe we should take a side now. Yeah, I don't want to get involved in any power struggles. Why do you want to become Chief Prosecutor anyway, Edgeworth? My reason is simple...Once I become Chief Prosecutor, I will change the dress code so that all female prosecutors are required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS! WE'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE DEATH!
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Actually, I'm a little surprised that it took this long for someone to do it!
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nice FMA reference! (riza): ugh..... men.
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Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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Wait, I just need to consult myself... C-Consult yourself...? Right, meet MATT ENGARDE! ? Ugh... Wait, I can't pull my hair back... Ugh...DETENTION OFFICE TAKE 2
Wait, I just need to consult myself... C-Consult yourself...? Right, meet MATT ENGARDE! What? OMG!
Heheheh... Where did you get that cup from? Um...------------------------------------------
Wright, why do I have to come here? No idea... Why don't you ask oldbag yourself? Old-! Wright! You didnt- Edgeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Oh s- Oh! I've been dreaming about you every night, I dreamt that I sent you letters for 5 whole years, and I was so happy- It was like It would never end, and then you sent me a letter saying how I am your true love and- um... -now it is like a dream come true! I could finally see you! After all those years where I have to work in this dump! Oh don't leave me- You are my heart, you create me, you-
Go away.5 days later
Oh! I've been dreaming about you every night, I dreamt that I sent you letters for 5 whole years, and I was so happy- It was like It would......
Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.
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Mike Meekins, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Chief. But should we order gravy like Engarde, or beer like the lawyers?(cut away to
, start singing)It's Meekins and The Gant
Meekins and The Gant
One is a genius
The other wears pants...
Aaah, my eyes!
They shoot you for that in Texas, hombre.
CUT!!! Everyone take five.*all leave except for Goodman and Gant*
Dammit, Chief Gant. Put on some pants. ... ... ... *stab* OW! *dies* Oh Lana? I have a job for you...
Fool! Do you even know what you're talking about anymore!? AAAH! THAT HURT!
I know you ain't no dummy, so don't think yer foolin' no one here! There is a limit to everything, Mr. Wright. And that includes patience! Phoenix! You have to think before you speak! You can't just blurt out any old thing. ...Nick! You're supposed to be helping me!
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She knows she's hot...
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The Phoenix Wright cast is full of odd, strange, and wonderfully varied characters. They're a lot of things...but there are some things that they are just NOT!
Spoiler:
: I'm not really a senile old man.
: I'm not a girl.
: I'm not a lawyer. I just pretend to be one to screw over the people I frame.
: I'm, like, not really me. I'm like....someone else. Totally.
: You didn't see anything.Proud Phoenix/Maya shipper! (props to LySs for the smiley!)
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WotanAnubis wrote:
Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Stop saying that!What movie is that from? I can't remember
...
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Naruhodou-san wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Stop saying that!What movie is that from? I can't remember
...The Princess Bride.
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Wizard Anon wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
WotanAnubis wrote:
Hello. My name is Miles Edgeworth. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Stop saying that!The Princess Bride.
I loved that movie. What was that character's name again? The one that's father died?
Inigo Montoya, one of the greatest swordsmen of Spain.
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I've been out for HOW LONG? Six weeks. It was a bloody car accident! You don't take six weeks to recuperate from broken legs! Where are the foolishly foolish fools who apparently (and foolishly) used excessive anasthetic? There are several welt marks in their imminent future! Yeah, about that... The doctors, for some odd reason, thought the whip was a part of you. Well, of course it is! How else am I supposed to deliver justice in a quick, painful, and slightly erotic manner? No no no, he means LITERALLY, a part of you. They grafted it to your spine. WHAT? Your whip is now a tail. Ach, scheisse. And they said it's prehensile, whatever that means. It means she can move it like any other part of her body. ^_^ That can't sound good. You two, back in the closet. A period of Franny Alone Time is required to test just how...FLEXIBLE my new appendage is compared to its tenure as a handheld instrument. Franny Alone Time? well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour. Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do.
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Andy Waltfeld wrote:
You two, back in the closet. A period of Franny Alone Time is required to test just how...FLEXIBLE my new appendage is compared to its tenure as a handheld instrument. Franny Alone Time? well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour. Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do. : Yes.....yes....YES!! YESSSS!!! : You know, this is all mildly disturbing. : MILDLY? : Well, it could be worse, right? : How, praytell, could this be worse? : We could be the poor saps she's playing Whack-A-Mole with. I don't need to be whipped into unconsciousness again in my lifetime, thank you. : Point taken, Wright. : Heeheeheeheeheee....HIDE! *WHIP!* 2 POINTS! : I long for death.... *WHIP*
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(props to LySs for the smiley!)
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Andy Waltfeld wrote:
well, it can't be Franziska von Karma Whack-a-Mole Power Hour. Because she doesn't use an actual Whack-a-Mole cabinet like you do.I didn't expected that XDD now I'm proud of myself
"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
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BIKE MONEY!
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: Wright is the name Mr. Skye. Phoeinx Wright, Ace Attorney. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water. : Uh, okay.Business card:
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WRIGHT & CO. LAW OFFICES
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: I will like to talk to you about bringing legal action to the fiend who did this to your sister. : Well the fiend who did this to my boy is the Chief of Police. Besides, the doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious. : Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! There is no telling what type of permanent injuries she might have. She might stay like that for the rest of her natural life. That's the down side. Now here is the good part. You can ching ching ching cash in on this tragedy. : Really? I never thought of it that way. : Nick, the Court called again. They need your help on some OJ thing. : Nick, are you a shyster? : How does a little girl like you know a big word like that?
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Phoenix, what's going on? What happened to your head? Nothing. Edgeworth was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.--
Mom, I'm looking for Edgeworth. There's some people after him, and I don't know whether it's gambling or what, but they want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter! --
Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00? I don't even want to know what that means. --
When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and great focus he is often able to acheive an erec...
I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you here. --
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: *enters office* dumdadumda.... 
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: EDGEWORTH! : WRIGHT! why are YOU having alone time in MY office? : well, you've got pictures of adrian and franziska in the shower.... : yeah well.. so wha... : wait, I DO?! lemme see! : yeah, porn buddies for life!
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:Why is six afraid of seven? :Sigh: I don't know why? :Because seven eight nine! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA :Moe this court finds that in the case of you not being funny you are...
Payne By:Croik-----Maya By:Harry Miste
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