The LAWYERMAN! Project

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:50 am

Argh... I accidently wiped this reply out before I could send it. I really don't want to write it all again, but oh well. Also, no-ones noticed my Morgan Fey villain lady :(

Brushel and Hart-Freelance News!
In a world full of heroes and villains, truth and lies and good and evil you're inevitably going to get a few journalists poking their nose into the whole thing and getting in way over their heads. Enter Brushel and Hart-Freelance News! Lotta Hart was a photographer, but she fell into despondancy when she failed to break into the business. But then one day, she meets a Journalist called Spark Brushel at a fancy dress party, and a new partnership was formed (Just for the record, he was dressed as a tube of Toothpaste, and she was disguised as a flamingo!) They now dedicate their lives to telling the world about the epic deeds of the Heroes, and to secretly discover the plans, pasts and identities of the Villains.

Of course, not everything runs smoothly. For a start, the fact they try to unmask the villains makes them an easy target for kidnappings, hostages and guinea pigs in illegal experiments. Also, the fact that they get over excited often leads them to give some seriously weird and innacurate stories; "LAWYERMAN HAD SECRET TRYST WITH MYSTERE!", end quote. (That reminds me, we need a Brushel Smilie!) But even so, they can still be a good source for important information and you can't fault their enthusiasm.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:54 am

"Two-Face"!

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:01 pm

Gerkuman wrote:Argh... I accidently wiped this reply out before I could send it. I really don't want to write it all again, but oh well. Also, no-ones noticed my Morgan Fey villain lady :(

Brushel and Hart-Freelance News!
In a world full of heroes and villains, truth and lies and good and evil you're inevitably going to get a few journalists poking their nose into the whole thing and getting in way over their heads. Enter Brushel and Hart-Freelance News! Lotta Hart was a photographer, but she fell into despondancy when she failed to break into the business. But then one day, she meets a Journalist called Spark Brushel at a fancy dress party, and a new partnership was formed (Just for the record, he was dressed as a tube of Toothpaste, and she was disguised as a flamingo!) They now dedicate their lives to telling the world about the epic deeds of the Heroes, and to secretly discover the plans, pasts and identities of the Villains.

Of course, not everything runs smoothly. For a start, the fact they try to unmask the villains makes them an easy target for kidnappings, hostages and guinea pigs in illegal experiments. Also, the fact that they get over excited often leads them to give some seriously weird and innacurate stories; "LAWYERMAN HAD SECRET TRYST WITH MYSTERE!", end quote. (That reminds me, we need a Brushel Smilie!) But even so, they can still be a good source for important information and you can't fault their enthusiasm.

A. Now really. I added LeFey to the list of villains. I really liked her!

B. How many times can I say YES without it losing its meaning? Seriously, that's one of the most perfect ideas...ever.

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:08 pm

Who thinks that Brushel would be kidnapped?

*everyone raises hands*

Who thinks that Brushel would annoy his captors until they released him, though it wouldn't be his intention?

*everyone raises hands*

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:53 pm

Where did my post get to? Thats strange... XD Also, if you look you'll see LeFey actually isn't on the list, but maybe you forgot to add it in. :)

I'm glad you like the idea of Brushel and Hart, I needed to get Lotta into the story somehow! ^___^ Perhaps I should make a little banner thingy with them in. (They'd look the same I would think, or they'd wear New York/Gotham style journalist outfits (like the Journalists from Batman)

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:32 pm

There we go! Finished. Not too brilliant, but you can see they fit well together :3

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:38 pm

Spoiler: Dr. Ryu has a SASSY pet~

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:39 pm

Doc Ryu is a bit odd for this.

Damn, I could have SWORN I added in LeFey.

And they DO fit together really well!

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:49 pm

The pet is also a handy sidekick, y'know....

Anyway, why did you say the two fit really well?

Mitzy · Post by **Mitzy** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:10 pm

My creative urges have just risen...

Spoiler: Saving space. Villains. Rawr.

Allan's Aokage · Post by **Allan's Aokage** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:33 pm

Mitzy, you just won the Internet. I love them <3

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:30 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOO T-T

It happened again... darn internet. I had that whole paragraph or two about Comissioner Gumshoe written and Maggey's profile *sighs* I'll have to write it later, I feel too down at the moment...

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:27 pm

I'll be honest, I'm not 100% sure that Franziska should be labeled as a "Villain".

I mean, Maybe Tweener... Manfred is a villain though.

I'll try to think of a few ideas...

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:41 pm

Now that I am on my home computer and have a bit of time on my hands, I can reply to all of you:
Gerk: Hart and Brushel is a fantastic idea. They really look good together in that picture, as well! And we HAVE to have Commisioner Gumshoe! On a side note: It's odd that your post has disappeared. I think we both tried to post at the same time, and both posts were lost in the space between pages one and two.

Nego: By God, I think you've got it! Your H4XX0R concept is FANTASTIC. I LOVE IT.

"Gloves": WhiptraXShatter, hmmm? Well, I really like the ideas.

Ken: I think you're putting too much thought into a character that will probably only be seen in a few panels here and there. Plus, he's a bit weird for what we're doing... I know calling something odd in a Superhero project is almost like hypocrisy, but...

Oh, and, since my post has has vanished into the ether, I present to you...The GAIA Online versions of Two-Face!

Well, you get the idea >_>

Nego · Post by **Nego** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 pm

The Doctor wrote:Nego: By God, I think you've got it! Your H4XX0R concept is FANTASTIC. I LOVE IT.

Well thank you! It's basically Doc Ock with Sal's head and without the heads of the "squids". I'm not that good at drawing, so I didn't make the computer stuff look that good, but I'm sure they'll be better in the comics.

Rov · Post by **Rov** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:27 pm

Dude, this sounds sick. Can I make Godot? Here's a thingy that everyone else made:

Spoiler: Tweener: Jazz

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:38 pm

Right, lets write the whole thing AGAIN!

Commisioner Gumshoe
They say that a friend in need is a friend indeed, and new Commisioner of the Police force fits that description like a glove. Sure, he might mislay a lot of paperwork, hasn't got much experience at giving orders and often gets too eager for his own good, but if a superhero something needs doing then he's the man to see. Need equipment for undercover work? No problem! Want backup for a hostage situation? He'll send the whole squad! Need to borrow a Jet fighter? He'll pull in some favours and get you it.

Unless Cravatman's planning something. You see, there's a special bond of trust between the Comissioner and Cravat man; and if he needs the resources then the Comissioner gives the priority to him and keeps quiet about the operation. Still, he's still as helpful as he can be under these situations, and he's a lot more tactical than people give him credit for. On the home front, he's happily married to Maggey Byrde and they're trying for a baby. (Aww~!)

Allan's Aokage · Post by **Allan's Aokage** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:40 pm

Gerkuman wrote:Right, lets write the whole thing AGAIN!

Commisioner Gumshoe
They say that a friend in need is a friend indeed, and new Commisioner of the Police force fits that description like a glove. Sure, he might mislay a lot of paperwork, hasn't got much experience at giving orders and often gets too eager for his own good, but if a superhero something needs doing then he's the man to see. Need equipment for undercover work? No problem! Want backup for a hostage situation? He'll send the whole squad! Need to borrow a Jet fighter? He'll pull in some favours and get you it.

Unless Cravatman's planning something. You see, there's a special bond of trust between the Comissioner and Cravat man; and if he needs the resources then the Comissioner gives the priority to him and keeps quiet about the operation. Still, he's still as helpful as he can be under these situations, and he's a lot more tactical than people give him credit for. On the home front, he's happily married to Maggey Byrde and they're trying for a baby. (Aww~!)

I would post something to the effect of 'That's brilliant!', but ATM I'm more likely to smash my keyboard doing so.

Post by **Gerkuman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:45 pm

And now, for more characters!

"Miss Fortune" (Hero)
Real Name: Maggey Gumshoe (nee Byrde)
A.K.A.: The Goddess of Misfortune, SnuggleKitty (by Gumshoe)
Relatives: None Known
Height: Medium
Weight: Light
Eyes: ?
Hair: Black
Abilities: Improbably lucky things can randomly happen to her... and unprobably unlucky things can randomly hit the opposition!
Weapons: A 38 pistol and a truncheon/sword
Notes: Maggey's bad luck sprang from her unhapiness. So when she married Gumshoe, things began to look up for her... and look down for her foes.

Doctor Hotti and Mr. H
A lot of people would say that some people are a lost cause. But not the people at the Labs, oh no! They decided to make a personality re-asserter for people who were chronically deluded. Their test subject? A mental patient who 'worked' at the Hotti Clinic. The experiment was a huge sucess, the man was cured and in a bizarre side effect actually had the knowlege of a real doctor. He now works as the doctor to our heroes, although he still has problems with his more perverted side at times.

Unfortunately for the scientists, sometimes the doctor can have a bad day. When this happens, his personality re-asserts him as Mr.H, an evil mastermind of epic proportions but with little-to-no powers at all. After this happened for the first time, he puposefully sealed himself inside his lab forever. Interestingly, because of this Mr.H now acts as an unofficial 'Hannible Lecter' to the heroes, to be able to see inside the minds of the villains to solve the crimes. Even more interestingly, Mr.H shows none of the Pervy side his Doctor personality does. Of course, this didn't help the scientists who were out of a job when the lab heard about what had happened.

pariah164 · Post by **pariah164** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:13 pm

Must. Resist. Creating.

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:34 pm

Any pics of The Cravatman? Because Dr. Ryu is probably one of the cravatised people around here as well....

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:33 am

Might as well try to make an idea for another character.....

Spoiler: Stargazer aka Maya Fey

I hope I got that right...

Mitzy · Post by **Mitzy** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:22 am

Ken wrote:Any pics of The Cravatman? Because Dr. Ryu is probably one of the cravatised people around here as well....

Still working on the drawing. If I can hijack my friend's scanner, I'll put it up sometime within the next week.

The Monocle · Post by **The Monocle** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:32 am

It would seem ill-guided of me to ask for a role in such a project, both on the principles that I am rather new here and that I am, essentially, Luke Atmey II.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:44 am

Pfargtl. Everyone's welcome here.

EDIT: Commisioner Gumshoe!

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:44 am

*finally gets the time to PROPERLY READ The Doctor's reply about my character*

.... you don't need to include my character.

He's NOT IMPORTANT. Gerk, kindly delete all of my posts in this thread please.
Thank you~

EDIT:

Spoiler: ... just to save space, sir!

Addikt · Post by **Addikt** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:36 am

Oh, I am having soo much fun with this. I just scanned a picture of Lawyerman and Lawboy, and I'll post them tonight. >:D

It's ultimate boredom on a piece of paper.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:34 am

...I think I love you peoples.

Also, we need something to promote this project. I'm not sure what we could have...
Perhaps a userbar?

...I'll go make one.

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:27 pm

It took me longer to figure out Maya's Superhero name than the rest of her information!

Allan's Aokage · Post by **Allan's Aokage** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:38 pm

The Doctor wrote:...I think I love you peoples.

Also, we need something to promote this project. I'm not sure what we could have...
Perhaps a userbar?

...I'll go make one.

Yes, go do so. <3

Post by **Gerkuman** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:01 pm

"The Wriggler"(evil/neusance)
Real Name: Frank Sahwit
Height:Medium
Weight: Light
Hair: Wig
Powers:Escapology
Weapons:Crowbar
Crimes:Burglary
Notes:Useless at what he does, but always escapes to fail another day! Can be a spindless sycophant if he needs to be.

Edit: If you made a userbar I'd wear it with pride! More ideas to come later today!

Allan's Aokage · Post by **Allan's Aokage** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:04 pm

Gerkuman wrote:"The Wriggler"(evil/neusance)
Real Name: Frank Sahwit
Height:Medium
Weight: Light
Hair: Wig
Powers:Escapology
Weapons:Crowbar
Crimes:Burglary
Notes:Useless at what he does, but always escapes to fail another day! Can be a spindless sycophant if he needs to be.

I laughed. Excellent idea :butzthumbs:

Nego · Post by **Nego** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:17 pm

The Doctor wrote:...I think I love you peoples.

Also, we need something to promote this project. I'm not sure what we could have...
Perhaps a userbar?

...I'll go make one.

Great idea! To be honest, I made a Lawyerman button to my current sig, but I couldn't use it as the sig was too big (stupid limit of letters!!).

Well, here it is:

Spoiler:

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:06 pm

Well...here they are:

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Addikt · Post by **Addikt** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:53 pm

Yay, got the pictures uploaded!

Remember, these are just sketches. Ultimate Boredom on a piece or paper. AND BAD SCANS. Because I drew these light, they had to be darkened so that you can see the pictures. So they look pretty... odd

Spoiler: Lawyerman

And...

Spoiler: Lawboy

I told you they were just sketches. No suits or anything. Hope you enjoyed them, though >8D

EDIT: UGH THE LAWBOY TURNED OUT TERRIBLE D:

Nego · Post by **Nego** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:05 pm

Oh my, they area so sweet, Addict!! Lawboy looks great IMO, especially his hand! Great job! (Way better than my H4XX0R sketch).

Addikt · Post by **Addikt** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:35 pm

Nego wrote:Oh my, they area so sweet, Addict!! Lawboy looks great IMO, especially his hand! Great job! (Way better than my H4XX0R sketch).

Thanks! I really liked yours, too. I'll draw some more later (I drew Addict >8D)

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:52 pm

Nego wrote:Oh my, they area so sweet, Addict!! Lawboy looks great IMO, especially his hand! Great job! (Way better than my H4XX0R sketch).

Just read the sig. Uuuuuugggghhhhhhh......

(Pepe was Chavo Guerrero's name for his "Horse on a stick" in WCW).

Rov · Post by **Rov** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:53 pm

Ok, I drew a concept for Jazz.

Spoiler: Jazz

Hope it's alright.

Wrestlemania · Post by **Wrestlemania** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:54 pm

NICE!!!

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You know, I forgot to ask this:

Why not put Matthias in the link? You know, in between Apollo and Phoenix?

.................

Though a villain would do as well....... *shrinks down lower*