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Brendan2k5 wrote:
I am a Kindergarten teacher so maybe I should talk about what some of my students have said that made me LOL.
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
hang on. you give your KINDI KIDS homework? if i remember correctly i...i didn't get homework till year 2 x3 well she didn't say anything, but the sub P.E teacher keeps her phone in her bra. we think.
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kazzy wrote:
Brendan2k5 wrote:
I am a Kindergarten teacher so maybe I should talk about what some of my students have said that made me LOL.
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
hang on. you give your KINDI KIDS homework? if i remember correctly i...i didn't get homework till year 2 x3 well she didn't say anything, but the sub P.E teacher keeps her phone in her bra. we think.
A freind of mine found her phone there once, after it went missing for 3 days.
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
kazzy wrote:
Brendan2k5 wrote:
I am a Kindergarten teacher so maybe I should talk about what some of my students have said that made me LOL.
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
The one at the top of my list right now belongs to one of my current students. Every morning when he comes in and every afternoon before he goes home he says to me "Why you don't care about nothin'?" or "You Don't care about nothin'!"
The first time he said that I laughed out loud, said "I'm sorry you feel that way.", corrected his choice of grammar and then
gave him extra homework =D
hang on. you give your KINDI KIDS homework? if i remember correctly i...i didn't get homework till year 2 x3 well she didn't say anything, but the sub P.E teacher keeps her phone in her bra. we think.
A freind of mine found her phone there once, after it went missing for 3 days.
...hang on, WHAT?!? it was there for 3 days?!?
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
A freind of mine found her phone there once, after it went missing for 3 days.
...Does that mean she didn't change clothes for 3 days?
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
A freind of mine found her phone there once, after it went missing for 3 days.
...Does that mean she didn't change clothes for 3 days?
No, it just means that she has GIANT breasts.
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
This isn't as much something our teacher said as it is something they've done, but one of our teachers has managed to hack every computer in the room, and keeps switching all of our classmates computers off or shutting down thier programs. The funny part is that the only students that know about this are me and one other. So the rest of the class is just bloody oblivious.
There is actually a program (probably several actually) that lets a teacher or administrator monitor all the computers in a classroom or computer lab. You can freeze the screen with it so that you may close programs and applications that aren't appropriate for use in that classroom. You can also use it to write on the screen to tell a student to stop what they are doing. It's really fun to mess with them because they don't know how you are doing it half the time.
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
This isn't as much something our teacher said as it is something they've done, but one of our teachers has managed to hack every computer in the room, and keeps switching all of our classmates computers off or shutting down thier programs. The funny part is that the only students that know about this are me and one other. So the rest of the class is just bloody oblivious.
There is actually a program (probably several actually) that lets a teacher or administrator monitor all the computers in a classroom or computer lab. You can freeze the screen with it so that you may close programs and applications that aren't appropriate for use in that classroom. You can also use it to write on the screen to tell a student to stop what they are doing. It's really fun to mess with them because they don't know how you are doing it half the time.
Yeah, that's the one. But we didn't have it until recently, and he's the one who programmed it.
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Lunaria42 wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
This isn't as much something our teacher said as it is something they've done, but one of our teachers has managed to hack every computer in the room, and keeps switching all of our classmates computers off or shutting down thier programs. The funny part is that the only students that know about this are me and one other. So the rest of the class is just bloody oblivious.
There is actually a program (probably several actually) that lets a teacher or administrator monitor all the computers in a classroom or computer lab. You can freeze the screen with it so that you may close programs and applications that aren't appropriate for use in that classroom. You can also use it to write on the screen to tell a student to stop what they are doing. It's really fun to mess with them because they don't know how you are doing it half the time.
Yeah, that's the one. But we didn't have it until recently, and he's the one who programmed it.
We got one, called NetSupport.
And our geog teacher said that there was too much brown on someone's work. Cue my childish giggle.
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
A freind of mine found her phone there once, after it went missing for 3 days.
...Does that mean she didn't change clothes for 3 days?
No, it just means that she has GIANT breasts.
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In my history class, we got to do presentations on the history of anything we wanted to. (I did TMBG, 'cause...I'm me.) Two kids, Matt and Alexis, teamed up to do a presentation on the history of MTV. After the presentation, the teacher, Ms. Firenzi, suggested that we all watch a relevant video.
Someone suggested Baby Got Back.
She accepted this, and proceeded to play it on the projector where EVERYONE IN THE CLASS COULD SEE IT.
I guess you had to have been there, but it was pretty hilarious when it happened. :/
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Also, in my first day of Geology class...
Teacher: Okay guys. *Drops a big rock on her desk* This is a rock. We learn about them. Know what else we learn? *Grabs a big steel hammer and smashes the rock to bits* Any questions?
Me: Do we get to make rock candy? (Yes. I was a Senior in high school and I asked a teacher about candy ololol)
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But in chronological order, funny things my teachers have done <_<
Once in my senior English IV Class, our teacher convinced us to act out the last scene of Hamlet in the classroom. She wanted props, and we did not have any. She promptly dug in her cabinet in the room, and produced not props, but a squeege and a clothes hanger. So, we reenacted the last scene of Hamlet with cleaning tools and laundry accessories.
She also snuck us all out to go to McDonalds one time. Which was neat because it was first period <_< Catchin' tha' breakfast wave, man.
Then my... uh, second semester of college, I had a Audio/Visual teacher that had been in the radio business forever. And every time we'd end a class, he'd say, "Alright class, after these messages we'll do [such and such lesson because I paid zero attention]!" We all lawled.
<_<;; And... well, I had a history professor that was a little more than getting senile, but he was still fun(This was the same dude that kicked me out of a final 'cause I was sick, in a good way, actually didn't let me take it XD). Well, we were going over Vietnam I think? And he comes out and says:
"I was in Vietnam, so you guys know. And we never saw any Vietnamese people. Well, except this one kid. We liked that kid! He was awesome! We gave him candy, and soda, and snacks... -- ...And ciggarettes and beer. We were bad people."
XD And I had my highschool math teacher as a college algebra teacher. After class one night, she was ranting about how the highschool was being run and whatnot, and all of a sudden, she points at me and goes "OH GOD! Your father is on the school board, isn't he!? Don't tell don't tell don't tell don't tell~~" <_< The superintendent was(is) kind of a tyrant.
<_<;; I sort of told my dad that she told me NOT to tell 'cause it was HILARIOUS.
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One day, there was a vocal clinic with one of the college's music intructors.. When we were warming up, the instructor basically told the class to "pretend there's a meat hook in your chest" ... mainly to expand our lung capacity... or something like that... The meat hook thing pretty much haunted me ever since....
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Darling Dream wrote:
In my science class, we were discussing the difference between H2O and H2O2, and this is what our teacher said:
"When you drink water, you are happy. When you drink hydrogen peroxide, it burns and you die."
"When you drink water, you are happy. When you drink hydrogen peroxide, it burns and you die."
Sounded like something from Dr. House.
And some of my teachers might be funny, but they don't say jokes THAT funny. XD
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"Come on, cheer up. This is THE BEST THING that can happen to you at 8:30 AM".
Yes, I do have Chemistry everyday at 8:30 AM...
"Come on, cheer up. This is THE BEST THING that can happen to you at 8:30 AM".
Yes, I do have Chemistry everyday at 8:30 AM...
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We were watching some kind of movie, and my friend sitting next to me was really into it. Our kickass teacher was sitting behind us, and touched her back for whatever reason (He wanted to say something, or something. We don't really know.) but my friend didn't saw it coming AT ALL. So in a reflex, she turned around and hit him xD
And everyone in class was like: "..WTF JUST HAPPENED?"
The teacher was cool with it, my friend felt soo embarrest and appogized at least 20 times xD
It's a memory I hold close to my heart xD
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He clicked on one for somewhere in cornwall and started moaning.
"No, you don't want to go there, *name* it's so far away. See, even the computer's taking hours to get there. (computer being slow) See, we're stuck in traffic...lorry overturned...tyre flat...hoarde of gypsies herding cows across the road..."
It was probably funnier at the time. XD
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Then what are those Well I found them So why are you eating them in an IT classroom They’re nice So can’t you share them then? It’s an IT class room Goes out aside the classroom and continues eating them ' ' you’re late, if you’re late you can’t come to the lesson so I am shutting the door.
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For my video project, i'm doing a mock trailer to a Phoenix Wright movie. I asked one of my teachers to play Edgeworth, as he has a bizzare case of man-moe. He refused. I explained:
: Oh come on! He has fangirls!
: Fangirls?I procceeded to show him The Edgey Fanbase.
: ......... : *runs*And he literally RAN. Like, out of the class.
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Less a quote, more an event:
For my video project, i'm doing a mock trailer to a Phoenix Wright movie. I asked one of my teachers to play Edgeworth, as he has a bizzare case of man-moe. He refused. I explained:
: Oh come on! He has fangirls!
: Fangirls?
I procceeded to show him The Edgey Fanbase.
: .........
: *runs*
And he literally RAN. Like, out of the class.
For my video project, i'm doing a mock trailer to a Phoenix Wright movie. I asked one of my teachers to play Edgeworth, as he has a bizzare case of man-moe. He refused. I explained:
: Oh come on! He has fangirls! : Fangirls?I procceeded to show him The Edgey Fanbase.
: ......... : *runs*And he literally RAN. Like, out of the class.
*bursts out laughing*
Why, he doesn't want fangirls like us??
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The first was my tutor for two years. His name was Mr Repacholi.
Kid: Hello Mr Ravioli!
Him: Are you disrespecting my manhood?
Head: Why are you smiling Mr Repacholi?
Him: I'm teaching Year 7's sex ed last period.
"I'm pulling out my big guns now!"
"There's a hot young sailor in the classroom."
"Were they your man friends?"
"I'm not your pack mother!"
Plus he drew this island on the board which looked like... A male naughty part. A lot.
Then, we had a temporary teacher for three weeks called Mr Maythem.
"There's a reason why Ruth goes into boy's bedrooms in the middle of the night and does naughty things to them"
And that is completely in context.
He drew a male naughty bit on the board when we were studying rockets. (Un intentional, but hilarious)
He set us homework to find the average swing of a male golfer.
He taught the wrong subject for half of the first lesson.
He told me off for answering a question too long.
He sent someone out of the classroom after they tripped over.
He spent the last lesson talking about how he only did the job for the money.
He refused to believe someone's surname was "Van Heer" and sent him to the head.
And he got fired in the end. =D
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you guys made my day haha these are so funny
mine are probally not as funny as your guys but whatever it might get a giggle or to
Spoiler:
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= the evil science at math 8th grade teacher i'm so glad i didn't have her but my best friend did
= *sigh*
= freshman english teacher i just call him barrywow that was really long haha there are a lot more just can't think of them right now
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Science..
Mr S talking about history teacher to class "That man is a genius!" *Principal walks by* "I'm suprised he's still here in this shithole wasting away good lord that man should be lecturing in college instead of this god forsaken hellhole"
Mr S to student that pissed him off- "I will tear off your head and take a shit down your neck!"
Mr S to student that pissed him off- "I will kill you then raise you from the dead and kill you again!"
Mr S when telling us to turn to the chapter in our text books on the female reproductive organs "Now men I know this might be exciting for the immature bags of horomones that you are and that is understandible because I know that this is the closest any one of you will get to a clit"
Mr S *talking*
*teacher walks into the room unexpectidly*
Mr S "OH FUCK!" "jumps out open window*
But he was okay we were on ground level.
Mr S talking to french teacher Miss G
G "Do you know how old I am!?"
S "I cant count that far"
Finally one day Mr S kept back a few of the guys that should have been in Miss G's class so they could finish a project so G goes to S to give him hell.
G "BLAH BLAH BLAH"
S *not listning*
G "AND AFTER I PUT MY HEART AND DETERMINATION INTO--"
S "But you dont have a heart"
G *speachless*
S *turns back to students that he kept back* "*tells them how to continue the project*"
G *storms out of room and slams door*
SILENCE
S "Thank fuck! I thought I would have to drive a stake through the bitches heart to shut her up"
GEOGRAPHY
Mr H explaining the importance of metal in the tertiary sector while the class is talking "Metal is used for many things from the metal that makes door handles to the metal that makes up the legs in your chairs to the METAL PLATE THAT WILL BE IN YOUR HEADS IF YOU ALL DONT SHUT UP!"
HOME EC
Miss K explaining pregnancy to the female half of the class "Now girls when you find that you are pregnant after your spouse has manhandled you and stuck his tiny knob into you you should give up on all life because when the pregnancy test shows positive you are well and truly fucked"
She was so happy when she said it.
Miss K "A baked cake is like killing your husband because the end result is always nice"
Also my technical graphics teacher jumped around on the desks with a T-square (long wooden stick used for marking out plans) pretending to be a jedi.
Nothing.
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the one day that I don't come into school and they decide to close it!
We didn't even get to have our last, last lesson and enjoy the
imaginary snacks and soft drinks that I was going to describe to you.
I had even though up a great excuse for not bringing them (better than
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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book__wyrm wrote:
don't go to McDonalds
that's great advice right there. McDonald's is bad. bad bad bad bad bad.
they don't even use real food, they use chemical concoctions.
The more you know
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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Come here, come here, come here, SHUT IT.
XD LOLOLOLOLOL NOOB LOLZ
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