Best Edgeworth quotes

Orange · Post by **Orange** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:17 pm

Yes, GK quotes are allowed.

Yea, what's the best thing that's come out of his mouth? ... Don't read too deep into that... :yogi:

I actually like that quote about him teaching Phoenix "how to construct a proper sentence" during 2-4. xD

blinq · Post by **blinq** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:30 pm

NOOOO I can't remember this quote from 1-5 when he says something to Gant like..
*waits for looby*

Anyway..er..
"What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!"

Lind · Post by **Lind** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:35 pm

"Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?"

inu98756 · Post by **inu98756** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:55 pm

"I object! That was...objectionable!"

i win. :godot:

clivo100 · Post by **clivo100** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:04 pm

"You really ought to bring a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."

"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."

"Objection! [...] I was hoping to come up with something while I was objecting. I didn't. [...] Objection!"

Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

blinq · Post by **blinq** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:15 pm

clivo100 wrote:"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."

Yeah This is the one I meant xD

crouton · Post by **crouton** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:08 pm

Lind_L_Tailor wrote:"Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?"

YES. XD

Urgh, I wish I could remember it word-for-word, but the one where he says to Phoenix something about being "saddled with unnecessary feelings." XD

Deidara1122 · Post by **Deidara1122** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:21 pm

- Excellent work Wright

Yeah, Mr. Wright oops!

No, by all means interrupt

Louise · Post by **Louise** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:24 pm

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:*waits for looby*

LOL! Aw someone got there first XD

Oh there's one where you're cross examining Dee and I think she tells Nick not to bang his desk and then Edgey goes;

"*bangs desk* yeah Wright! ... oops!"

Hahaha or sumfin.....

clivo100 · Post by **clivo100** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:54 pm

Ooh, ooh, and, my favourite optional conversation evar has got to be this:

Edgeworth: What is this festive-looking ornament?
Butz: It reminds me of art class in grade school.
Butz: We used to have a lot of fun decorating the classroom with origami. Remember?
Edgeworth: W-Well, I...
Butz: Oh, yeah... You were never any good at it.
Gumshoe: Really?
Butz: Yeah, this guy was so bad, he couldn't even fold a dollar, let alone a crane.
Butz: Everyone tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing.
Gumshoe: Really? I never would have expected that.
Edgeworth: Be quiet already! I'll never forget the shame of that day!
Edgeworth: You want a crane! I can now make a perfect quarter-inch crane without a single flaw!
Butz: ... You know, Edgey...
Butz: Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy.
Gumshoe: Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth!
Edgeworth: (Grr... This is exactly why I hate childhood friends...)

Post by **Lunaria42** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:50 pm

I'll have to go look up the exact quote later, but its during 1-3 when he says that Oldbag "Looked the Steel Samurai Look, but couldn't walk the Steel Samurai walk. She would have limped."

I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.

I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.

clivo100 · Post by **clivo100** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:00 pm

Lunaria42 wrote:I'll have to go look up the exact quote later, but its during 1-3 when he says that Oldbag "Looked the Steel Samurai Look, but couldn't walk the Steel Samurai walk. She would have limped."

I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.

I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.

Allow me to save you the trouble. :P

"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"

- - - -

"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."

blinq · Post by **blinq** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:10 pm

Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember :yogi:

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:42 pm

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember

Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger

And I agree, that was an awesome quote.

blinq · Post by **blinq** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:50 pm

Adrian in black wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember

Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger
Phoenix:
Um, anyway, I'll just go
ahead and start the cross-
examination...

Edgeworth:
Hmph. Using "anyway" to change
the topic; a convenient escape
for a weak man.

And I agree, that was an awesome quote.

Yeah exactly! xD
I'm bad at remembering what they exactly said ;_;

Post by **Bolt Storm** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:59 pm

I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)

Post by **Lunaria42** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:42 am

clivo100 wrote:Allow me to save you the trouble. :P

"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"

- - - -

"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."

Thank you so much for posting those for me. They are even better than I remember.

Adrian in black wrote:
Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger
Phoenix:
Um, anyway, I'll just go
ahead and start the cross-
examination...

Edgeworth:
Hmph. Using "anyway" to change
the topic; a convenient escape
for a weak man.

I don't remember that one well, but it is totally awesome too.

crouton · Post by **crouton** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:47 am

Lunaria42 wrote:I don't remember that one well, but it is totally awesome too.

Everything Edgeworth says is awesome. :think:

clivo100 · Post by **clivo100** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:50 am

I didn't know about this one until I read a game script (just today, in fact), but I love it.

Edgeworth: Your Honor! What do you think of the witness's statement!?
Judge: I don't think there is a problem with it.
Edgeworth: Hmph... You say that with such gusto that I suppose I must agree that is all there is to it.
Judge: ... Don't get smart with me! Get smart with this penalty!
Edgeworth:(It would appear that even I can make mistakes...)

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:49 am

Bolt Storm wrote:I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)
Edgeworth: Objection!
Judge: Objection denied, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: This isn't a trial! I deny your denial!

LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.

crouton · Post by **crouton** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:05 am

Adrian in black wrote:LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.

True that. <3

MrCheeze · Post by **MrCheeze** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:24 am

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

fatalfeline · Post by **fatalfeline** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:43 am

Phoenix: *slams desk* And what were you doing during that time...?

Vasquez: Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.

Edgeworth: *slams desk* Yeah! Mr. Wright...!
Oops.

Vasquez: ...

Orange · Post by **Orange** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:11 am

clivo100 wrote:"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."

YES. That's in, like, my top five probably.
Loved the look on Gant's face after that. xD

clivo100 wrote:Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:40 am

Orange wrote:
clivo100 wrote:Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:

1-3. When Vasquez is about to get away, and Phoenix's protests in court don't do a thing.

Johnny Rotan · Post by **Johnny Rotan** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:48 am

Allready said but again:

:edgeworth:

"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?"

Lind · Post by **Lind** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:15 am

Adrian in black wrote:
Bolt Storm wrote:I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)
Edgeworth: Objection!
Judge: Objection denied, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: This isn't a trial! I deny your denial!

LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.

There's a penis joke in there somewhere...

"Is there some kind of kick me sign stuck to the defence's bench?!"

Finnemore · Post by **Finnemore** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:47 am

Lind_L_Tailor wrote:"Is there some kind of kick me sign stuck to the defence's bench?!"

oh gawd, i lawl'd at thet. anything Edgey says when you get to play as him in 3-5. especially ...

"It's a ... PSYCHO-LOCK!!!!"

:haha:

Edgeworth: Mr. Wright, if you have anything to say please let it be one word or less.
Phoenix: ....
Phoenix: ARRRGGH!
Edgeworth: *trademark Edgeworth bow* I rest my case.

XD

clivo100 · Post by **clivo100** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:34 pm

Lunaria42 wrote:Thank you so much for posting those for me. They are even better than I remember.

Totally missed that. You're very welcome. ^_^

Masque*Demasquer wrote:"It's a ... PSYCHO-LOCK!!!!"

Edgeworth's huge "NOOOOOOOOO!" when loads of psycho-locks appear over Larry after he's only just finished breaking some is pretty funneh.

Essa_L_M.E · Post by **Essa_L_M.E** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:06 am

The WHHHOOOOOOP! at Gumshoe and Phoenix the the
"I feel foolish"

Cant remember when or exact words :(

Burninator · Post by **Burninator** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:35 am

Essa_L_M.E wrote:The WHHHOOOOOOP! at Gumshoe and Phoenix the the
"I feel foolish"

Cant remember when or exact words :(

WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
..................................
:edgeworth:

...I...I feel foolish...

Orange · Post by **Orange** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:41 pm

Spoiler: GK

*fangirls over this piece of dialogue*

Essa_L_M.E · Post by **Essa_L_M.E** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:44 am

Ahh! I would Never have called this Witness if i knew it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!

and..

:edgy:

(to oldbag) Ill give you a piece of gum if you testify!
The bill for the gum will be coming to your office Wright.

and basiclayy anything He says to Oldbag....

inu98756 · Post by **inu98756** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:04 pm

can't believe no one has said this one yet...

"The prosecution is ready...naturally."

MrCheeze · Post by **MrCheeze** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:32 pm

Of all the different "the prosecution is ready"-'s in the series, that one's pretty bland.

inu98756 · Post by **inu98756** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:33 am

MrCheeze wrote:Of all the different "the prosecution is ready"-'s in the series, that one's pretty bland.

yeah but he said it in 2-4 after he announced he would be the prosecutor after

Spoiler: JFA 2-4

making it epic win, IMO. :godot:

MrCheeze · Post by **MrCheeze** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:33 am

Yeah I guess it was made better from the context but I still prefer...

:edgeworth:

: "The prosecution has been ready for a while."

:godot:

: "What a stupid question."

:karma:

"..."

Essa_L_M.E · Post by **Essa_L_M.E** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:37 am

Some where in Turnabout Sisters....

:edgeworth:

(close up & speed lines) Can you prove it? I THINK NOT!

:phoenix:

I CAN PROVE IT!

:edgeworth:

WHAAAAAT?

I lol'd at that.

BlackJack · Post by **BlackJack** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:19 am

Has anyone noticed that most of these quotes are from 2-4?
:enguard!:

Magic of the Matt, baby!

When Edgeworth finally breaks Larry's Psyche-Locks in 3-5, and then they reappear.
:edgeworth:

: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And while it's not a quote exactly, Edgey constantly getting shut down by Gant in 1-5 is funny.

Essa_L_M.E · Post by **Essa_L_M.E** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:44 am

not exactly what edgey said but about Edgey in 1-4

Maya: But Mr. Edgeworth is a Prosecuting Attorney!
Larry: What? Edgey has a proboscis on his knee?
Maya: No, no--he's a "prosecuting attorney"