Chief Oldbagger
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And you were looking for that....why?
I wasn't. Apparently someone decided it would be awesome to e-mail it to me. >_<
I sent him Goatse in return and then blocked, so it's all good.
Wahoo! ~Klonoa
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What is Payne-a-tar?
It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur and to seek to restore honor.
WILL YAOI FOR CHAOS EMERALDS.
Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.
Gender: Male
Location: By my computer.
Rank: Prosecutor
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It's a picture of Payne naked.
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere you're not
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I went to the store a little bit ago. And while at the checkout the cashier girl was telling the others she was sure an elderly guy who went through the checkout shortly before me had a magazine he stole down his shirt. an issue of Cosmpolitan
. They were getting ready to check the security camera footage when i left.The checkout girls were teens so they were a little grossed out about it. I thought it was kind of funny. But also realized what he will probably do with it. Ugh bad image
No i doubt if it was
, but that's definitely something he would pull.
Experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase
Gender: Female
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Rank: Ace Attorney
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And they said all of this while I was getting my braces removed
GANTALITY!
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Posts: 1150
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
Mr. Step-ladder
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Oh and when I was 8, I seen my baby-sitter just off the shower....
I guess that ain't so bad...
Purple Angel wins infinity cookies for this signiture! Who may come back soon!
Fancy a cuppa?
Gender: Female
Location: UK, unless I'm in France.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri May 01, 2009 7:16 pm
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Friend: I sometimes get some pretty weird spam. I get these emails in block capitals saying if you don't click her you'll die, which isn't too bad, but recently I keep getting adverts for penis enlarger. They say stuff like "doubles the size" and it often says "click here for pictures", and I'm like "no thanks!"
Me: Ok then... my spam's pretty normal... amazon deals ect.
Friend: It gets worse!
Me: Oh joy...
Friend:My mum came in as I spotted it, and started making jokes you DON'T want your mum to make.
Me: great I-
Friend: And then my dad came in the next time I got one, and looked interested! He wanted to see the pictures!
Me: *scarred*
To make matters worse, my mum and little sister have both come in when i've been writing this, and I've had to quickly open itunes and pretend to be browsing.
^Click for link!
Mr. Step-ladder
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Me: *scarred*
I feel for your friend.
Purple Angel wins infinity cookies for this signiture! Who may come back soon!
Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.
Gender: Male
Location: By my computer.
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Experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Location: Laurel, MD
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An image found in some pirated NES games, I found it in SMW by accident.
It did a sort of thing to my brain where it stopped for a nanosecond.
Apollon Flame
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"Bisexual, HECK! I'M A BISEXUAL AND WE'RE GONNA HEAT THIS PLACE!"
I was like, "Oh well, I'll bookmark it in the 'awkward' category."
Founder of Ichimonai
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Wahoo! ~Klonoa
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Hmmm..
http://zephyrcape.deviantart.com/art/Le ... i-69358010
LEE MAH BOI, IT IS WHAT ALL TRUE NINJAS STRIVE FOR.
It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur and to seek to restore honor.
WILL YAOI FOR CHAOS EMERALDS.
Experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
Chief Oldbagger
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
http://www.therapist.com
SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Location: Laurel, MD
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Fancy a cuppa?
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
NOOO! I'm never gunna read it the same ever again!
^Click for link!
Gigyas Ate My Neighbors
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
"I'm here to kick ass and play card games; and I'm all out of ass"
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Fancy a cuppa?
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
nooo!
^Click for link!
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
No doubt
approves of this.
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I don't need to hear my boss saying "Viagra". I went into full prude mode and just blushed lol
see how it withers before my flower of justice
Thanks Kyn for the avi! :D
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Location: The Land of Dirt and Cactus!
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The next thing that comes to mind:
I was just doing random crap in Animal Crossing one night, when my sister came home with her boyfriend. Note that her room is right next to mine and the walls are pretty thin. Within five minutes of them coming home, all I heard for ten minutes were "UNF UNG UH" and the like.
This was last week. And not the first time.
The last one didn't weird ME out. I weirded someone ELSE out.
Me and my two friends were eating at some Italian place, and in the middle of our meal, I just started staring at them with the CREEPIEST look on my face. I didn't respond to a single thing they said, and I tried to blink as little as possible. When we got back to the car, they asked me what I was doing, and I feigned ignorance with a perfect poker face.
On the ride back home, they both sat in the back seats.
*What The Sh*t-F*ck?
Call me Ishmael.
Gender: Male
Location: Sweden
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:16 pm
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Also, my friend oddy's obsession with RosaxDunning.
What do you see behind the mask?
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Location: Germany
Rank: Ace Attorney
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An "Engelmacher" is someone who performs an illegal abortion on women.
And the woman in the show told Domian the whole thing - How she went to that "Engelmacher", how he injected some kind of lye into her cervix, how she was told to "have a bucket ready when she gets home again" and how the abortion began when she arrived in her room ... And by "abortion" I mean how she gave birth to a little boy of three months of age, how she was constantly bleeding and how she woke up at the hospital.
The way she told Domian about that image of that tiny human who was lying in the bucket, covered in blood, not even able to cry ...
I ...
I don't know what to say.
i feel pretty
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The internet never fails to find new ways to disturb me.
and the plot thickens
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well recently my friend was looking for some socks in her mom room and we happen to come across her moms sex cards yes sex cards like pokemon only sexual moves very very very disturbing specially cause my friend mom is one of those stick up asses church ladies actually her parents remind me of the one from the shoes thing on youtube
Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
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The internet never fails to find new ways to disturb me.
link plz.
Sig by me.
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Location: Philippines
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Posts: 56
Fancy a cuppa?
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sims 2. sims woohoo-ing. (you know... doing it)
if you play sims 2 you know what i mean.
if not...
the bed shakes. they make animal noises. fireworks explode.
you can do it 3 other places than the bed.
-the hot tub
-the back of a car
-the clothing booth when out shopping
not freakish enough for you? when they do it for the first time they ZOOM IN! they play sexy music and your forced to watch the video...
still want more freakishness of the situation? This is the simbol for woohoo-ing:
if you woohoo in a public place, people come and cheer you on and watch you.
If your pets woohoo, the kennel shakes and the owner cheers them.
All this in a 12+, or T, depending on the country, game.
... you think maxis would have a LITTLE shame!
^Click for link!
let's just tell them that we met in jail
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
Therapist? you havn't heard of
PEN ISLAND
(Penis land, if you didn't get it 0.o)
Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
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Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
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the rapist
IT'S SCARY NOW! I CAN'T TRUST A THERAPIST!
Therapist? you havn't heard of
PEN ISLAND
(Penis land, if you didn't get it 0.o)
OR HOW ABOUT JAPAN U.S. RELATIONS?
(Jap Anus Relations)
EDIT: also,
Sig by me.
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all your lulz are belong to us
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pfft, I just saw hentai of Manfred Von Karma being tentacle raped...and liked it
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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*shudders, backdashes away from screen.
mentally*
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
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That is all.
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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Yesterday i went to work. And it was still clogged. Worse yet it now looked like the pit in a porta potty. Paper and shit to the bottom rim. Thank god i didn't have to take a dump either day.
It should be fixed today since the regular janitor will be there (i know someone's gonna get their ass kicked for this).
~~
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Here it is.
♥Twatanorm♥
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The cape is self-fluttering
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