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Alrighty. It’s time. After a while in the making, here’s the first part of the sporking of this ridiculous game.

Phoenix Drive: Part 1

(Links to Part 2 and Part 3)

Rating: :dahlia:

I’m going to be giving this one a flat-out Dahlia. Now, being a sex game, normally I’d put it more around the 5 sahwit mark. However, even after the initial sex scenes, shit gets… really bad, to say the least. Those of you who have played likely know what I mean.

The sex scenes below are fully censored for your sanity. Note that while they are censored, the pictures are still very suggestive and could be considered NSFW. However, from the sporkers’ perspective, they’re seeing the whole shebang. Pun absolutely intended, and god have mercy on their souls.

Now then, without further ado, our sporkers!

Phoenix Wright!
:phoenix: “‘Phoenix Drive’? Is this going to be another crossover fic?”

Maya Fey!
:maya: “Maybe it’s about you finally getting a driver’s license!”

And lastly,

Franziska von Karma!
:franny: “Are you saying this fool cannot even drive?!”

[Our sporkers enter the theater with about as much enthusiasm as usual.]

Phoenix: Woo… another day of torture. And with likely added whippings, no less. *Whipcrack* AUGH!

Franziska: Good, you’ve come to expect it.

Phoenix: That’s not a good thing…

Maya: Well, it is a little funny.

Speakers: That’s enough, you three. Now take your seats, as this time we have a special presentation.

Phoenix: Huh? Why are there a keyboard and mouse in front of my seat?

Speakers: In this sporking, we’re venturing into something different. This time, you three are sporking a fangame.

Maya: Ooh, a fangame? That sounds fun!

Speakers: Yeah… fun. All we can say to you three is… good luck.

[The lights dim.]

Spoiler: SOMEWHAT NSFW
Maya: Good luck? How bad could a fangame be?

Phoenix: That’s a very bold question to ask considering where we are.

Franziska: Indeed, we can never quite know what to expect from this horrid place.

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Phoenix: Phoenix Drive… What a weird title.

Maya: Come on, Nick! Stop hovering over the “New Game” button and start already!

Phoenix: I know, I’m just kinda afraid what’s gonna hap- *Whipcrack* ACK! Alright, alright!

[The game starts.]

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Franziska: And immediately, we are faced with extremely poor English.

Phoenix: Please “warn the effect” before playing? Who is the “effect”?

Maya: “Japanese amiability”. There, now we’ll understand everything clearly.

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Phoenix: Yes, the room just instantly became clean.

Quote:
Phoenix: At last a load of moving was put into order…
OK, I will do my best next year. a lot of requests come.


Maya: ...Was this run through Google Translate?

Quote:
(Guuuu…)

Franziska: And just what is that supposed to mean?

Maya: Maybe something’s growling at Phoenix.

Quote:
Oh,No...I’m hungry. Go to buy food…


Maya: Hey, I was close enough.

Phoenix: That was my stomach?! What kind of stomach goes “Guuuu”?

Maya: The hungriest of stomachs.

Quote:
Wait… have a meal delivered from a restaurant.
What...handbill...in closet… ? No…Do not know where…


Maya: What’s a “handbill”?

Phoenix: It’s a sort of advertisement, like a brochure. The question is, why am I looking for something like that when I’m hungry?

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Maya: Woah! I had some serious change in attire!

Phoenix: Is that a sailor outfit? Why would you be wearing one of those?

Franziska: Clearly the creator is using this game to fulfill his own desires.

Maya: And why am I asking for ramen of all things? I mean, everyone already writes me as a burger-loving fanatic.

Quote:
Phoenix: Whoa !? Maya… !
Why are you here… Did not you return to a hometown?


Maya: Wow, way to greet me, Nick!

Quote:
Maya: Because I was tired from ascetic practices, I came back.
I already hate living in the country…
Be free!


Franziska: So you simply gave up on your training? For shame! *Whips Phoenix*

Phoenix: AGH! Why me?!

Franziska: You should be doing something about this, fool! Encouraging her to return to her practices!

Phoenix: That’s not me on the screen…!

Quote:
Phoenix: I..I see…
(Noo...Her mood changed…)


Maya: What’s wrong with my mood changing?

Phoenix: Well, I mean, it can signify- *Whipcrack* GAH!

Franziska: Don’t you dare.

Quote:
Maya: By the way. Is here your new office?

Phoenix: Yah. Arent is high in the place that was her office…
Why did you know here ?

Maya: There was a big signboard outside an office.Signboard of ENIX.


Phoenix: An office? Just any office?

Maya: Maybe I happened to see the sign, and then decided to check every office in the vicinity?

Franziska: That is an overly complex explanation for what is clearly just terrible English.

Quote:
Phoenix: Supplier made a mistake ! I’m Phoenix !

Maya: Both are to blame.

Phoenix: Gulp…


Phoenix: I must have hired a really crappy “signboard” company if they missed three entire letters.

Quote:
A small office becomes me.
Because it is only I alone anyway…

Maya: An older sister should have left some inheritance…
Hey ! Hawaiian ramen shop !


Phoenix: Why would Mia leave me inheritance? I was her employee, not a member of her family.

Maya: Maybe I meant for me. Also, Hawaiian ramen shop?

Quote:
Phoenix: You please succeed to it.

Maya: Okey,Nick.


Phoenix: What does that even mean…? *Whipcrack* BAH!

Franziska: If you don’t interrupt, perhaps we’ll find out.

Quote:
Phoenix: A half year passed since she died. Umm...early…
The special training with her was very hard.


Franziska: ...Or perhaps not.

Phoenix: That was a fast change of subject.

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Phoenix: Gentle? What a weird way to describe her.

Maya: I’m getting weird vibes, Nick…

Quote:
Maya: Please teach what kind of special training you did.

Phoenix: I do not want to talk…


Maya: *Stereotypical villain voice* Hah! I have ways of making you talk, Phoenix Wright!

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Quote:
Mia: Wright...

Phoenix: Y-Yes…

Mia: What day is it tomorrow?


Phoenix: Mia never called me by my last name…

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Phoenix: Y-Yes !!
It’s my the eleventh court ! Important day! A day of fate!!


Phoenix: Waaaaaait a minute. Eleventh court? As in my eleventh trial? Mia died before I even got to my second one.

Franziska: With this fool’s poor english, could you really expect them to attempt consistency with the games’ storyline?

Quote:
Mia: Correct...but. If you was defeated this time?

Phoenix: Y-Yes,sir… !!
It is complete defeat!


Maya: If you are defeated, you will be defeated! Very important advice, Nick.

Quote:
Mia: OK,Wright…? You are a lawyer.
You gain innocence. A duty of a lawyeris complete victory…OK?

Phoenix: Y-YES,sir… !!


Phoenix: What? Mia always taught me that the duty of a lawyer was to protect the innocent, not “complete victory”. Also, why am I acting so skittish around her?

Quote:
Mia: When evidence is not enough, forge it byoneself… You understand?


Phoenix: WHAT?! That’s… No! Mia wouldn’t tell me to forge evidence! That goes against, like, all of her principles!

Franziska: Besmirching the honor of an honest lawyer… how foolishly pathetic.

Quote:
Phoenix: Yes ! of course!!
I can die anytime for you!!


Phoenix: Woah. I liked Mia and all, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Quote:
Mia: Well Then… Please teach a reason to be defeated by?

Phoenix: A-ahhh...the...the prosecution is very very strong…
*Phoenix is hit with something.*
Gyaoouu!!


Phoenix: Ack! Not even fangame-me can escape the whip! *Whipcrack* RGH!

Franziska: I am not in this scene, Phoenix Wright! Clearly something else was the cause of your pain!

Quote:
Mia: You are too weak. Wright… You understand?

Phoenix: Y-Yes !
B-but… A terrible public prosecutor always appears…
*Phoenix is hit again.*
Gyaoouu!!


Phoenix: Where is that even coming from?!

Maya: Maybe Mia is whipping you?

Phoenix: I’d say that can’t be true on account of it being really out of character, but considering what we’ve seen so far…

Quote:
Mia: Don’t cry. You can win by all means.
My bamboo sword protects you… Ufufu…


Maya: Wait, Mia had a bamboo sword? Why didn’t she ever tell me?

Franziska: Hm. As ridiculously out of character this version of Mia Fey is, I admire her methods.

Phoenix: It’s clearly not doing a good job of protecting me if she keeps hitting me with it. *Whipcrack* OUGH!

Franziska: “Ough”... that’s a new one.

Quote:
Phoenix: I do my best !! Chief!
Absolutely win!! Chief !!!

Mia: I expect it.Wright.


Phoenix: Alright, so I’m guessing we cut to the trial now?

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Phoenix: What the HELL?!

Maya: Jeez, Nick! You look really angry there!

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Phoenix: Wh-What is going on?! Why is everything going so fast?! And why am I going “Whooooooooooo”?!

Franziska: ...So I finally make my appearance. I simply cannot wait to see how they sully my legacy.

Maya: Man, trials would be way more interesting if they were like this.

Quote:
Phoenix: Hey,Larry!!
I completely proved your alibi !!!


Phoenix: I’m defending Larry again? Why am I not surprised?

Franziska: As if that fool could ever keep himself out of trouble.

Quote:
Butz: Really!? Way to go Nick!
I’m innocence! oh! yahh!


Phoenix: Is that it? Is the trial ending already?

Quote:
Karma: Hey,Phoenix Wright!! His alibi collapses with this evidence product !!


Phoenix: No, of course not.

Maya: New von Karma-brand Evidence Product! Freshly forged right to your doorstep!

Franziska: ...What are you implying?

Quote:
Phoenix: Oh snap!!!! I do not hear such a truth…!?


Franziska: Refusal to listen to the prosecution does not help your case, Phoenix Wright!

Phoenix: Oh snap.

Quote:
Butz: N-Nick!? all right!? Hey,Nick!?

Phoenix: Hey,Larry!! Your alibi completely collapsed !!!

Butz: N-N-N-Nick---!!! No,No,Noo!! It is certainly wrong!! Nick-----!!!


Phoenix: Well, I guess that’s that then.

Quote:
Maya: Nick...Did you win to karma?


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Franziska: So you did lose. Unsurprising.

Phoenix: I wouldn’t say getting my friend convicted of murder is a laughing matter.

Quote:
Maya: I heard that he was penal servitude 50…


Phoenix: ...Especially if he got 50 years of prison time.

Quote:
Phoenix: He is really a good friend. And I came home…

Maya: Was you scolded by my older sister ?

Phoenix: Umm...Yes...I was scolded in another meaning by her…


Maya: Nick, the vibes! I’m getting the vibes again!

Quote:
Phoenix: (I was invited to an office at midnight….)
(She is considerably angry…! Ohh...no…!?)
M-Mia….Chief… ?


Phoenix: I can’t imagine I’d be that scared of facing Mia after losing a trial. Then again, if she was armed with a bamboo sword…

Quote:
A...Absence… ?
(Swatted by bamboo sword…!?
or Scolded overnight…!?)
(Both are unpleasant…!!)


Phoenix: Well, depending on who you ask, those coul- *Whipcrack* AUGH!

Franziska: No.

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Quote:
Mia: Welcome,Wright.
Phoenix: Whoa!? Chief !? Where are you…!?

Mia: I am here…


Maya: Where? You’re offscreen, we can’t see you!

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Phoenix: What.

Franziska: Is that… me?

Quote:
Phoenix: C-Chief….!?
Are you really a chief…?


Phoenix: Now isn’t the best time for me to be doubting my boss’s position!

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Phoenix: GAH!

Franziska: Ach-! Just what the hell is this?! I demand an explanation!

Speakers: Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Because we did.

Maya: Holy cow. I knew Mia was well-endowed, but this is ridiculous.

Quote:
Mia: So different ? Wright…
Hey,Phoenix Wright…
Did you forget me ?


Franziska: Why is it saying that Mia fey is talking? Is this not me?

Phoenix: It sure looks like you. I don’t remember Mia ever having blue hair.

Quote:
Phoenix: W-What…?
What----------!?


Phoenix: I think game-me speaks for all of us right now.

Quote:
Mia: I am an...Karma now.It is the person who is your weak point.

Phoenix: J-Jesus… !


Maya: Wait, Mia BECAME von Karma? Like, spirit channeling?

Phoenix: ...Again, I think game-me speaks for us all.

Quote:
Mia: I have mysterious power…

Phoenix: Indeed...Psychic medium?

Mia: Yes...Do these clothes become me ?


Phoenix: But doesn’t spirit channeling only work with the dead?

Maya: Yeah… I don’t think this guy has much of a grasp on how our culture works.

*Franziska is speechless at what she’s seeing.*

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Phoenix: Yes...Chief...but… !

Mia: You are very easy with a woman. There is the greatest weak point.
I remove your weak point. Come on, Wright…

Phoenix: No-No-No!! I do not ! C-Chief…!


Phoenix: Yes, game-me! Keep fighting it!

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Phoenix: And the game just slowly descends further into insanity.

Franziska: Is this… a sex game?!

Maya: I reaaaallllly don’t feel comfortable looking at my sister like this…

Quote:
Mia: Don’t worry. Come on…

Mia: Welcome…?


Phoenix: Welcome to hell, that is.

[Phoenix suddenly notices Maya has begun spirit channeling Mia.]

Phoenix: Mia! Thank god, I don’t want Maya seeing any more of this.

Mia: Seeing any more of what?

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Mia: Oh.

Phoenix: What is it with game-me and going “Woooooo”?

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Phoenix: Ahh..! Chief...May I do onanism…?


Mia: Do I want to know what “onanism” means?

Franziska: No, you do not.

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Phoenix: Oh boy, here we go. Anyone got some grape juice?

Speakers: Consuming beverages with vaguely alcoholic content in the sporking theater is strictly forbidden.

Phoenix: It’s just grape juice…

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Phoenix: Oh my god.

Mia: Wait, who is that? Is that von Karma? Or is that me?

Phoenix: Apparently, it’s you channeling von Karma. Except you’re still the one in control.

Mia: ...Right. Sure, why not?

Phoenix: It’s fangame logic. Don’t question it.

Quote:
Phoenix: M-Mia… ! huff-n-puff-n… !!


Phoenix: “huff-n-puff-n”? Is this what happens when you try to translate sounds between languages?

Franziska: Be thankful you’re not making any worse sounds.

Quote:
Mia: Your cock in my breasts seem a rail...why ?

Phoenix: I think., your tits…
is very very soft…


Mia: This is like if an 8 year old tried to write a sex scene…

Phoenix: I shudder at the thought of an 8 year old being anywhere near this.

Quote:
Mia: This stick is energetic… I melt it.


Phoenix: Ouch. Please don’t do that.

Franziska: No, DO do that! Then we won’t have to continue this charade!

Quote:
Mia: Did Nick cover a very big pecker under clothes every day ?


Phoenix: Ah… heh…

[Phoenix is noticably redfaced, but he is shortly whipped.]

Franziska: Don’t you dare try to take compliments from this game.

Quote:
I will beat a rod till… a tank empties.


Mia: That is the least erotic description of anything I’ve ever heard.

Quote:
Phoenix: Ah., I will shoot… my wad… one second later…!

Mia: What does your wad mean ? Nick.


Phoenix: Any adult with a basic understanding of english would know what that means.

Mia: I think it’s been established that the author doesn’t have anything close to that.

Quote:
Phoenix: S-Semen… It’s sperm…! I’ll cum offffff !


Phoenix: Not to mention they’re really bad at describing anything sex related…

Quote:
Mia: Nick…! I’m going to make you crazy by my breasts…!

Phoenix: huff-n-puff-n huff-n-puff…! Tits… Boobs...uugh !


Phoenix: I think game-me is just saying what comes to mind at this point.

Franziska: It’s better than the other foolish drivel he’s been spouting out.

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Mia: Ah. Aaah..! Cream my breast…!

Phoenix: Uugh…! I’m coming. cooooooming !!
Aaaaaaah !! Cum ! cum ! cuuum !!!
Ah ! Mia ! I’m shooting ! shoooot…!

*No one has anything to say to this.*

Quote:
*Phoenix ejaculates literally everywhere.*

Mia: What a splendid cum…!!


Phoenix: My god, that is… a lot. Wow.

Mia: Eugh, this is… really disgusting.

Quote:
Sprinkle your cum in my face… Aaaaah…
I beat a cock in my breast with cum…
Do you feel me ! Nick ?
I wash your pipe.
I investigate the inside.
Aaaah…!
My breast is slimy by semen…!


Phoenix: This is a very severe case of someone who can walk the walk, but not talk the talk.

Quote:
Phoenix: M-My waist… seems to break…! uuugh…! Ah…!


Phoenix: Apparently my waist just broke, though.

Franziska: And it will most likely be never referred to again.

Quote:
*More dialogue and Phoenix ejaculates two more times.*

Mia: A large quantity of milk was scattered in spite of the third..!


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Phoenix: Yeah, this has gone from shocking to just gross. I mean, look at all that. Are people actually into that sort of thing?!

Mia: You would be extremely surprised, Phoenix.

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Phoenix: I’m just unintelligible at this point.

Quote:
*The following scenes have a ton of useless filler dialogue, so here are some highlights from it.*
Phoenix: Ughhaa... Miaaah… ! You clean out my tube… !

Mia: AHhnn,Do you ejaculate it again ? It’s Milky cock…cumimg?
Ohh…! Cum,Cummm…! Cock Milk….!!
Look me… ! Your cum sticks to my booody…. !!

Mia: If you win, I squeeze your cock every day….Nick ?
Oh,snaap… Your cock erected again…

Mia: Yes,yes…! Fuck me deep ! NNgh… !

Phoenix: AHH,Mia ! Ohhaa ! cunt… !
Your cunt intertwine all over… !


Phoenix: I can’t take much more of this…

Mia: Hang in there, Phoenix! I think it’s almost over!

Quote:
*In the middle of the sex scene, Phoenix notes that the victim of the case is Cindy Stone.*


Phoenix: Wait. Waitwaitwait. Hold up a second.

Franziska&Mia: What?

Phoenix: Cindy Stone? Are they saying this is my FIRST case?

Mia: ...Huh. I guess so.

Phoenix: But that doesn’t even-

[Phoenix stops.]

Phoenix: No, no. No point in worrying about it. Nothing in this makes sense anyway.

Quote:
*Various lines about cum.*

Mia: Ejaculate it ! my womb becomes fill !!
Please Impregnate Meeee----- !!


Phoenix: Jeez, that’s creepy.

Mia: Yes, Phoenix, impregnation is a fetish too.

Quote:
*Phoenix ejaculates one more time. The sex scene ends.*


Phoenix: Thank god… I was afraid I was about to have an aneurysm.

Mia: I was afraid I was going to give Maya one.

*Franziska is speechless again.*

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Phoenix: So that was all just to remove my “weak point” of going easy on women? *Whipcrack* GAH!

Franziska: A foolish excuse for losing! A true mentor would punish you, not please you!

[The lights come back on.]


Phoenix: Well, depending on who you ask, those could be synonym- *Whipcrack* JEAGH!

Franziska: ENOUGH! I am through with this foolishness! I am taking my leave!

[Franziska leaves the theater.]

Mia: Well, I guess that’s my cue to leave too.

[Mia goes back to wherever dead people go, and Maya turns back to normal.]

Maya: So, did you guys enjoy the game?

Phoenix: Not even close, Maya. Just be glad you weren’t there for it.

Maya: Believe me, Phoenix, I’m very glad for that.

Speakers: Don’t be too glad, you two. There’s a part two to this. Maybe even a three.

Phoenix: ...Damn it. Well, Maya, let’s try and enjoy our time until then.

Maya: Yeah, I think it’s around lunchtime anyway.

[The two leave the sporking theater.]

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I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)
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Oliver wrote:
I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)


I'm actually very much considering not including the Pearls scene. I haven't actually gotten to that point in the game yet, so I'll have to judge that on its nature once I actually see it. But I get sick at the very idea of anything relating to... that sort of subject matter, so I may just skip over it for the mercy of myself and the sporkers.
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DrOcsid wrote:
Oliver wrote:
I...I...
This is even worse than I remember...
Dr. Ocsid, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
(I'm both excited to see the reactions to be Pearls one, but at the same time I don't want to see that one part in particular again...)


I'm actually very much considering not including the Pearls scene. I haven't actually gotten to that point in the game yet, so I'll have to judge that on its nature once I actually see it. But I get sick at the very idea of anything relating to... that sort of subject matter, so I may just skip over it for the mercy of myself and the sporkers.

It'd probably be a good idea not to.
It's really is just pedophillia.
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I literally cackled through the whole sporking. Just straight-up couldn't stop laughing. That was wonderful. I love Phoenix Drive...

Re: the scene with Pearl: if I remember correctly, she randomly ages up ten years, so it at least doesn't look like pedophilia. Dunno if that'll influence your decision to cut it or not. I mean, if it were me I'd keep it since you still get all the hilariously disturbing subject matter but (almost) none of the disturbing visuals, but... eh.
BTW, you should probably make an off-site backup of this sporking, just in case. I ended up making one for Breathing Is A Necessity, and this is definitely worse. (Then again, we've never had a mod come in here, have we?)
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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
I literally cackled through the whole sporking. Just straight-up couldn't stop laughing. That was wonderful. I love Phoenix Drive...

Re: the scene with Pearl: if I remember correctly, she randomly ages up ten years, so it at least doesn't look like pedophilia. Dunno if that'll influence your decision to cut it or not. I mean, if it were me I'd keep it since you still get all the hilariously disturbing subject matter but (almost) none of the disturbing visuals, but... eh.
BTW, you should probably make an off-site backup of this sporking, just in case. I ended up making one for Breathing Is A Necessity, and this is definitely worse. (Then again, we've never had a mod come in here, have we?)


Don't worry, I've got that covered. I wrote the entire thing on a Google Doc before putting it on here. So if it gets removed from here for some reason, I can reformat it and stick it somewhere else.
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She magically ages?
Oh, that was after someone forced her into a costume right?
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Oliver wrote:
She magically ages?
Oh, that was after someone forced her into a costume right?

Yeah, she puts on the Pink Princess costume and gets ten years older for no apparent reason.
Although I think there's a short scene of her in her underoos before she ages up... that's pret-ty sketchy...
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It's just as horribly translated and grotesque as I remember. ^^ I don't know if I should be glad or sad that I can actually understand that garbled English because I can get an idea of what the Japanese originally said...

Dr. Ocsid, thanks for the sporking. The sporkers did well to keep their cool... for the most part. Just a couple facts to check:
1. Mia has referred to Phoenix as by last name during his first case, in court. But outside in the lobby, she sticks with a first-name basis.
2. According to one of the manga shorts from the official PWAA game manual (Japanese only), Mia does have a bamboo sword she uses to discipline Phoenix. Check it out here: http://www.court-records.net/manga.htm (It's the one labeled "The First Turnabout".)

For the third part, it's entirely up to you if you want to work through it. I don't personally mind, but maybe you ought to label your spoiler tags with NSFW, just in case.
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phoenix wright in undertale
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Phoenix Drive...It was worse than what I was expecting...
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Phoenix Drive...It was worse than what I was expecting...


Yeah, me too... I thought it was just a bad sex game, but I guess my definition of "bad sex game" was a little too, uh, innocent.

While the sporking was pretty funny and kept me laughing the whole way through, I don't know if I'll be reading anymore sporkings of Phoenix Drive. Even with all the scenes censored, I just... don't want to read that.

Oh yeah, and within this theatre's universe, Maya knows that her Japanese counterpart is obsessed with Miso Ramen.
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The management has a mind wiping machine.
That explains why they don't seem to remember certain things.
For example:
1. Suddenly Kay and Maya didn't know they sporked together previously.
2. Me forgetting about WhattheWhat's Sporking.
And 3. Maya forgetting her Japanese counterpart loves miso ramen.
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About phoenix wright in undertale... on one hand, I don't know how funny it is, per se, since the main draw is just the fact that the grammar is bad. It just rehashes the beginning of the game without really adding anything...
But on the other hand... crossover sporking.

...speaking of crossover sporkings, who's doing the next part of Turnabout Storm?
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Maybe one day I'll find a crossover fic I like and can settle down with Spork the shit out of it!
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Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does. :will:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well... :ron:

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see- :junie:

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.
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Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does. :will:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well... :ron:

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see- :junie:

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.

>82 chapters
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*just finishes reading the Phoenix Drive spork*

. . . *sigh* I guess it's time to start calling my therapist again. :sadshoe:

But in all reality, splendid job, Dr. Oscid! It's been a while since I laughed so hard at a sporking, especially considering the fact that it was your first. I have to admit,

I nearly fell out my chair when I saw this:

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Your spork gave me the motivation to go ahead, and finish the sporking I had started a few days ago, and never went back to it. For that, I say thank you. :goodman:

Looking forward to Part 2!

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. . . sort of. . . maybe. . . if I'm not declared mentally insane by then. *whimper* :larry:
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Welcome to the team, Snow!
You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?
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Good luck, Rocket!
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Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today. :will:
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Snowthefirst wrote:
Um, hi everyone. Long time lurker making a first post to this thread. Call me Snow, everyone does. :will:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10410491/1 ... y-of-Truth

The fanfiction I just linked was one I ran into a while ago. The premise is that the fic's the author's idea of AA6 (made long before the real AA6 was announced, of course) and as such has five cases all emulating the canon games. The first case, while a BLAM plotwise, was okay, and the second case was mostly entertaining. But.....well... :ron:

From the third case onward the plot kind of fell into this vortex of confusion and sadness of doom. The last case, while unfinished, is completely insane, and not in a good way. That's not to say it's horrible! It nowhere near the likes of Law Plus Chaos or the like. The thing is- you see- :junie:

I can't even vocabulise correctly. Just read it for yourselves to see if it needs to be sporked or not. The only thing is that the fic, like I said, is unfinished and already sits at roughly 90k words. Also, the author only recently got the motivation to update again, so no new chapters for the foreseeable future.

Welcome to the Theater. I'm sure you'll like it here.

I remember this fic. I never read past the first chapter (not the summary with the cases), though, and the last time I found it was several months ago. While 82 chapters is a lot, none of them are anywhere close to the lengths of an actual game, so it's actually just a bit disappointing for such determined effort.

Turnabout Storm, the fic, in comparison is much more toiling to get through. Still, I say it's long enough that it's worth cutting out plenty if it's going to be sporked.

@Rocket: Good luck. It still surprises me how tormented people are by that stuff when someone like me goes, eh, it's funny because the translation's bad but the rest is bleh.
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Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today. :will:


Looking forward to it, Oliver. :godot:
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Welcome to the team, Snow!
You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?


Hello Oliver! Interesting that we would meet up here. :kristoph: I suppose the job of N/A fits me will, as I won't be taking up sporking and mainly lurk here anyway.

About the chapter and word count: In fairness, each chapter is fairly short. The main source of the word count is that at the end of most chapters there is a court record, as in full description of evidence and profiles. I think if you cut those out the story would be much more manageable.
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Oliver wrote:
Anyway, I'm on my way home now, so my Sporking should be up later today. :will:


Looking forward to it, Oliver. :godot:

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So I really can't wait for what you all think!


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You have been assigned a job as N/A

82 chapters? Holy shit. That's the longest fic yet, right?


Hello Oliver! Interesting that we would meet up here. :kristoph: I suppose the job of N/A fits me will, as I won't be taking up sporking and mainly lurk here anyway.

About the chapter and word count: In fairness, each chapter is fairly short. The main source of the word count is that at the end of most chapters there is a court record, as in full description of evidence and profiles. I think if you cut those out the story would be much more manageable.

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That Master Rubins person sure is weird. Who the heck writes sporkings with training wheels?
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That Master Rubins person sure is weird. Who the heck writes sporkings with training wheels?

The technique he uses is odd, but it gets the job done.
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Oh boy, that was a long trip home.
Now I present to you my first sporking "Without training wheels."


http://bludhavens.livejournal.com/22910 ... 2#t4303742
I rate this fic about... :sahwit: :sahwit: Two Sahwits, it's not really bad, the concept is just ridiculous.

[We open up in Sporking Paradise, a place of relaxation. ...I thought we stopped with these stupid names?]

Heya everyone! We're here at the theater of sporking and the sporks who spork the sporked sporking sporks will be here soon

Todays Sporkers are...

:apollo: Apollo Justice
*snore*

:klavier: Klavier Gavin
Herr Forehead, wake up!

:object: Phoenix Wright
Apollo! Wake up!

:edgeworth: Miles Edgeworth
...

Apollo: A-Ah! Sorry, Mr. Wright. I was busy sleeping.

Speakers: We noticed.

Phoenix: But you let Larry sleep that one time...

Speakers: That was different.

Phoenix: So you'll change the rules whenever you feel like it?

Speakers: Do you have a problem with that? If we wanted to, we could make Phoenix Wright wear a chicken suit whenever he does a sporking.

Phoenix: *mumbles*

Speakers: Just as I thought.

Klavier: If you let me sleep through this, I'll give you my autograph. Ja?

Speakers: No.

Klavier: ...It was worth a try.

Speakers: Now, shall we begin?

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"Phoenix..." Apollo moaned, trying to sound like Edgeworth but failing miserably. He felt ridiculous in the slightly oversized magenta suit and cravat.


Apollo: *jumps back in surprise* W-What?

Edgeworth: It seems you're wearing my suit.

Apollo: I know but...

Phoenix: So... Is it strange to anyone else that he's apparently talking to me while wearing Edgeworth's suit and bi-

Edgeworth: Don't you say anymore, Wright.

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Klavier had to hold back his laughter, "Herr Forehead, that was horrible," he stated bluntly. Klavier was dressed in the blue suit Phoenix used to wear as an attorney.


Klavier: N-nein, Mein Gott! Why am I playing dress-up too? That suit totally cramps my style!

Phoenix: Hey! My suit's totally stylish!

Apollo: Well, Prosecutor Gavin would be perfect for roleplaying...

Klavier: Nein! I've never roleplayed in my life, what makes you think I would?

Apollo: Well your "perfect" singing voice for one thing.

Klavier: It is perfect, isn't it?

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Apollo sulked, "Well, I don't see you doing any better."


Edgeworth: I'm still curious as to how they got access to our suits.

Phoenix: Maybe they stole them?

Edgeworth: Very likely, but if they did, why use them for something like this?

Phoenix: Because the author wanted to, I suppose.

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Klavier grinned, "Wright, what the heck are you doing?" he sounded almost exactly like Edgeworth. Apollo stared blankly at him.


Apollo: Sure, Prosecutor Gavin may have a good singing voice, but it's still weak compared to Chords of Steel."

Klavier: Oh, please. That kind of screeching would wake the whole neighborhood.

Apollo: You act as if your voice is any better.

Klavier: Because it is, haven't you learned?

Apollo: *sigh*

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"If you were that good at voice impersonations then why the heck was I Mr.Edgeworth?" He tugged uncomfortably at the cravat. "And this frilly thing is killing me."


Apollo: Fic-me actually has a point...

Edgeworth: I'll have you know this "frilly thing" is much more comfortable to wear than it is portrayed.

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"It's called a cravat,ja. And Herr Wright's suit was like a dress for you." Apollo stared at at the magenta suit he was wearing, which also nearly went down to his knees.


Klavier: Well you are really short...

Apollo: *glares*

Quote:
"This pink suit isn't much better you know."


Edgeworth: It's not pink. It's wine red.

Apollo: No, it's pink.

Klavier: I think it's a pretty nice shade of purple.

Edgeworth: Wine. Red. Say it with me.

Phoenix: Oh, relax, Edgeworth. We know that suits important to you. But... Be very careful you don't wash it with your white shi-

Edgeworth: Wright, I am fully aware of how to do my laundry!

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Miles Edgeworth happened to be at Phoenix's house to look for said Defense attorney when he had passed by a door. Normally he wouldn't have given it a second glance but he distinctly over heard the words "cravat" and "pink suit". Stopping he walked over and froze as he heard Apollo and Klavier talking in what sounded like what he and Wright would've been saying.

Apollo sighed, "So are you Mr. Edgeworth or am I?" He groaned wondering whoever came upw ith this ridiculous idea of dressing up as Phoenix and Miles.


Edgeworth: Neither of you are. What you are going to be is in a lot of trouble once Wright and I find out what you're doing.

Apollo: Is that first paragraph implying I live in Mr. Wright's house?

Phoenix: Apparently.

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"Well Wright, are you going to continue or are you just going to leave me hanging?" Klavier got into his role quickly.


Apollo: This isn't going where I think it's going, is it?

Speakers: Well it is the Kink Meme.

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"Wait, before we start... do you have any idea which one of them tops?"


Edgeworth: Are they honestly putting this much thought into it?

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"Considering I'm topping,a nd I'm Herr Edgeworth right now, it's only right that he tops, ja?"

Miles had been sitting outside the room listening in. It wasn't like him to be eavesdropping, but if what he's getting is correct, then they were acting as him. And Wright. And speaking of which said ex-attorney happened to be walking down the hall.


Phoenix: This'll be... Interesting.

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"Hey Miles, what--" Miles nearly pounced on him and covered his mouth before he could give him away. Staring at Phoenix's confused look he mouthed, 'listen' and pointed to the door.


Phoenix: Since when do I call him by his first name?

Edgeworth: Should we even be surprised? Nearly every fic we spork has that same mistake.

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"That didn't-- mmph" Apollo gasped as Klavier had decided to kiss him. It looked like the prosecutor was getting tired of the interuptions.

"I don't think that matters much now, Phoenix" he murmured, his fingers working to pull the cravat off. He pulled the other into another kiss as he continued to pull the clothes off of the boy. Apollo blushed as he felt the suit being eased off his shoulders and the shirt buttons coming off quickly. He gasped as he felt fingers trailing down his chest, stopping to pinch a nipple. Apollo moaned loudly.


Apollo: So let me get this straight...

Speakers: Ooh! Ooh! Let us put on the music!

Apollo: Fic-me and Fic-Klavier went through the trouble of stealing Mr. Wright's and Mr. Edgeworth's suits...
And then after doing that, Fic-me and Fic-Klavier decided to have sex...
And proceeded to take off the suits they worked so hard to get?

All: *nod*

Speakers: *music stops*

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It didn't take long before they were both naked and Klavier had pulled Apollo on his lap, fingers teasingly running all over his body. He trailed kisses down his chest until he got to a nipple. He licked and sucked on it elicting loud gasps and moans from the attorney. Pulling away, the prosecutor paused when he thought he heard something out of the door.


All: ...

Apollo: I would never suck Prosecutor Gavin's nipple! I err... *face goes red*

Klavier: Could you repeat that, Herr Forehead?

Apollo: Quiet.

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"Mm, don't stop Miles," Apollo gasped. Staring at the cute little attorney writhing around in his arms, he decided it was nothing and continued with his work.


Phoenix: They're still roleplaying as us?

Edgeworth: Yes, apparently they want to be something they never will be.

Klavier: You act as if I'd want to be Chief Prosecutor. I'm fine not having to do paperwork all the time.

Apollo: Well that explains why your desk is always empty.

Klavier: Yes, I stay very organised.

Apollo: With the guitars out in the open?

Klavier: Hey, I'm a musician, after all. What kind of guitarist wouldn't have his guitar ready at a moment's notice?

Edgeworth: (And this is why I'm Chief Prosecutor, and you are not.)

[The lights come back on]

Speakers: Wait, it's over already? We were just getting to the good bit!

Apollo: Ah good. Well, that's the end of th-

Speakers: I guess we'll have to wait until next time to do chapter 2...

Klavier and Apollo: Next time?!

Speakers: Ah but of course, Phoenix, Miles.

Phoenix: We didn't say anything!

Speakers: Ah, sorry. Apollo and Klavier, I meant.

Apollo: Yeah, whatever. I'm going back home to finish my sleep you so rudely interrupted.

[Apollo walks out of the theater, yawning.]

Klavier: Ja, this fic has drained me. Goodbye Herr Wright, Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth.

[And so he leaves to. *yawn* Oh no! They've infected me t- *snores*]

Phoenix: Hey, can you give me a lift, Edgeworth? Trucy wanted me to watch one of her shows.

Edgeworth: *sigh* Very well. (I still don't see why you can't simply get your own driver's license.)

[*snores*]
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That was funny. Especially the bit with Phoenix giving Edgeworth laundry tips.
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The laundry line was actually Master Rubin's idea.
I just changed it slightly.
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An Ace Attorney/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Crossover starring Simon Blackquill:

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Good sporking!
...I still wonder about the thought process that lead to that prompt.
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Merdre! This looks promisingc. Call my OC a sue. Why don't you. Well, punk, this being a sporkforum with more tahn six sporkers will blow yer fic aapart. Now,mplease ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11597480/1/The-New-Girl
Got to many chars beginnin' with M here. Thats why Edgey must be a Fey. Too important and too beginning with an M not to be one.

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cuteyounggirlplus wrote:
An Ace Attorney/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Crossover starring Simon Blackquill:

http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3401 ... cmt9801033

This is so amazing, my eyes are hurting. They aren't hurting because of the prompt or the fic itself, which is kinda meh, actually. It's just that it's so shooort and hung on a cliffhanger. X(

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...I still wonder about the thought process that lead to that prompt.

Every time I ask this of myself, I always reply with "Every kink has another kink to match. They know no bounds."

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Merdre! This looks promisingc. Call my OC a sue. Why don't you. Well, punk, this being a sporkforum with more tahn six sporkers will blow yer fic aapart. Now,mplease ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11597480/1/The-New-Girl

Whoever the author is, I think they should tone down that edge a bit. Since there's only one chapter, I don't know where this story will lead, and to be honest, I'm curious. No, it's not well written. It's just the audacity that comes with proudly declaring a Sue like that is worth... something. I'm not sure what yet.


But speaking of the professor, you guys know any good PLvsAA fics / crossover fics in general to spork? I've been getting back into the Layton games lately, and I need my fill.
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Thanks!

I posted a fic which was posted earlier today...
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I should be putting up a sporking of this fic whenever I get around to it. Hopefully (or not so, considering what kind of fic it is), that should be relatively soon.

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I want to see that sporked so bad. (Partly because I just want to see Gant again)
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Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!Topic%20Title
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So I found this in the Grand Archive of Awesome Literature (AKA Fanfiction.net)...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11488959/1 ... The-Agency (Chapter 1)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11501544/1 ... gency-pt-2 (Chapter 2)
Hexepta: Mayor Attack
A fangame of an unreleased AA-like game, Hexepta: Logic Hack. Follow my fangame to give the official one attention and make it world famous when it's released.
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@ArrowLawn Wait, they put 2 chapters into 2 separate fics. That's...odd.
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