Phoenix: Man, I’d almost forgotten how to play this game. Which is probably linked to me trying to forget the entire game while we were gone.
Maya: You forgot how to click the screen?
Phoenix: I don’t use computers much, okay?
Edgeworth: I had almost forgotten about the abhorrent grammar...
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Phoenix: Hello.Wright & Co. Law Offices.
Maya: So close! If only it wasn’t for the missing space, that would be an error-less bit of dialogue!
Phoenix: So close, but yet so far. So, then, who’s calling me?
Quote:
???: …..
???: Mr.Wright?
Phoenix: Yes...are you client?
Maya: Oh, it’s just Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark. That guy’s pretty boring.
Phoenix: I’m trying to think here… Who calls me “Mr. Wright”? The Judge?
Quote:
???: Did you forget my voice?...OhNo… Are you really a public prosecutor?
Edgeworth: When, exactly, did Phoenix become a prosecutor?
Phoenix: Whoever’s calling me is very mistaken.
Quote:
Phoenix: I am lawyer. Edgeworth? What business is it suddenly?
Edgeworth: So I finally make my appearance. What joy.
Phoenix: Why would you suddenly think I’m a prosecutor? I even said it here, “I am lawyer”.
Maya: “I am lawyer! Lawyer want evidence!”
Quote:
Edgeworth: Umm...Ah….Yes…
Edgeworth: Please hear a request. Therefore I called you unwillingly.
Maya: Oh, man, Edgeworth’s being held against his will and he’s being forced to call you for… some reason!
Quote:
Phoenix: Edgeworth...Indeed. Did you become a suspect again!?
Edgeworth: Don’t joke. Do I defend you this time ?
Phoenix: Well, I guess we’ve established that this takes place after Edgeworth’s trial, I guess. Can’t imagine what good that will do us.
Edgeworth: Why am I offering to defend Wright? I’m a prosecutor. Yes, there was that one time, but that was only because he had fallen off a bridge.
Phoenix: Urgh, don’t remind me…
Quote:
Phoenix: No thank you.by the way, What consultation is it?
Edgeworth: Please come to a studio at 16:00.
Edgeworth: Do not...hear a reason. Please.
Phoenix: A studio, you say? Just any studio?
Edgeworth: Do not... hear a reason? I assume I’m telling you to not ask me why you should go there.
Maya: Well, that just makes things really suspicious. Especially considering what game this is.
Quote:
Phoenix: Studio...Global Studios? Is it a place filming a Steel Samurai?
Edgeworth: Yes...Steel Samurai...Umm…
Edgeworth: Conversation is an end… See you.
Phoenix: Hey,Edgeworth...Gee...beats me.
Phoenix: So I’ve got to go down to Global Studios again? Yeah, cause my last visit was so pleasant.
Maya: You mean with the guy getting murdered?
Phoenix: I was thinking more because of Oldbag. And Sal Manella. And to a lesser extent, Cody Hackins.
Edgeworth: At least Cody had the excuse of being a child.
Edgeworth: Oh dear.
Maya: P-Pearly?!
Phoenix: Oh, no. This game is NO place for her. Who knows what the hell could happen to her in this sex-crazed world?!
Edgeworth: I don’t think there is cause for alarm. Surely even the creator of this game wouldn't go
that far...
Quote:
Phoenix: Yes,Hami.
Phoenix: But,it was not a request of work.
Pearl: Please be not discouraged. Maybe request comes tomorrow…
Phoenix: Ah, right, the endless struggle of waiting by the phone for a defense request. I know it well.
Quote:
Phoenix: I pray to God. Woo...very free recently…
Phoenix: I kinda doubt the “free” thing, considering how I got myself convicted of murder last time.
Maya: Maybe the judge let you off on probation?
Edgeworth: He still wouldn't have his attorney’s badge.
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Pearl: By the way,Nick. Do you know what kind of day today is ?
Phoenix: Umm...The day when an office goes bankrupt.
Phoenix: Man, this guy is really hitting close to home.
Edgeworth: Are clients really that sparse, Wright?
Quote:
Pearl: No-No ! Today is the day that DVD of a Pink Princess releases !
Pearl: Let’s go to buy it ! Nick !
Phoenix: Sorry,Hami… There is not money this month.
Phoenix: Well, I’d like to be able to buy Pearl some DVDs, but as game-me said, there is not money this month. Not in any small part due to buying lots of burgers...
Maya: Don’t worry, Nick. Your money went to a good cause.
Quote:
Phoenix: Wait….
Phoenix: I can’t buy DVD...but do not watch a genuine Pink Princess instead ?
Phoenix: Let’s observe a studio. Hami,Okey?
Phoenix: That’s… actually not a bad idea.
Maya: Still, though, it would be nice to know why you’re going there in the first place.
Edgeworth: The fact that game-me refused to say why you were going there makes me quite suspicious of the whole affair.
Quote:
Pearl: G-G-Genuine...Pink Princess !?
Pearl: Be deeply moved ! I want to meet by all means !!
Phoenix: (Oh snap…)
Maya: Yarr! Pearl be deeply moved!
Phoenix: Oh snap.
Edgeworth: Well, that’s just lazy. You two are just quoting the game at this point.
Maya: Hey, I’ll have you know the pirate accent added a lot to the dialogue!
Quote:
Phoenix: (But the contents of a Pink Princess are Will Powers…)
Phoenix: Will Powers is INSIDE the Pink Princess?
Maya: Don’t tell me this is a vore game, too.
Edgeworth: Don’t be ridiculous, he means that Will Powers is the one in the costume. And you already made a vore joke last time, Maya.
Quote:
Phoenix: Okey,Hami. Let’s depart.
Pearl: Yah !!
Phoenix: Are you so glad ?
Pearl: Yah !! Even if an office goes bankrupt, I already do not care it !
Phoenix: Wow. Thanks, Pearl.
Quote:
[They go to Global Studios.]
Phoenix: Hey, look, there’s Will.
Edgeworth: That was fast.
Maya: Jeez! What’s with the siren noises?! Is he a robot?
Quote:
Phoenix: Whaooo!!! Monster !?
Maya: Pff, Nick, really? You think the Pink Princess is a monster?
Phoenix: Well, he did pop up really fast.
Quote:
Pearl: Whao! Pink Princess!!!
Phoenix: B-be shocked…
Maya: Yeah, Pearl! Be shocked like me, Fraid...nix Wright!
Phoenix: You looked like you were about to have a stroke trying to finish that sentence.
Quote:
Phoenix: (What… ? The actor of Princess should have been Will Powers…)
Phoenix: (However, mood are different in some way…)
Phoenix: Wait, it’s *not* Will Powers? Who is it, then?
Maya: Who else has used that costume in the past?
Edgeworth: N-No… Don’t tell me…
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Princess: Do not stare.Indecent boy!
Princess: I give a service!!! Fuck me ! Fuck meeee !!
Phoenix: GAH!
Maya: Wow. That was up front. I suddenly hope that really isn’t Will Powers, though.
Edgeworth: I honestly hope it is, given the alternative…
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Phoenix: (O...Oh-Noo… Actor is Wendy Oldbag….!)
Edgeworth: ...Gnk. I knew it.
Maya: Yeah, I’ll take Will back, please.
Phoenix: Meeting her is arguably worse than having to view the sex scenes…
Quote:
Princess: Hey,Leave-Leave ! You are outsiders ! Okay!?
Maya: Oh, gladly. Hey, Management, can we leave-leave this place-place?
Quote:
Phoenix: No-No.
Maya: ...Heeeey, did you guys do that on purpose?
Quote:
Phoenix: I was invited to Edgeworth and came to here.
Princess: Edgeworth ? He does not yet come to here.
Princess: From the evening of today, there is important scene…
Edgeworth: Hm? I’m scheduled to act in the Pink Princess series?
Phoenix: Apparently. Don’t consider yourself too lucky, though, considering who you’re acting
with.
Edgeworth: Agh, right. Don’t remind me.
Quote:
Princess: Ahh...promising….Compete of me and Edgew...FuFuFu.
Phoenix: Does he help here ?
Princess: Umm...Secret.Secret. FuFuFu.
Phoenix:
FuFuFu?Maya: I think that’s supposed to be some kind of laugh. Like, “Heh Heh Heh”.
Edgeworth: That just makes me even more worried.
Quote:
Phoenix: (I do not understand it well… !)
Phoenix: This entire game in a nutshell.
Quote:
Pearl: Miss Pink Princess ! Is it new clothes ?
Pearl: Nice clothes ! jiggy ! kicks-ass !!
Maya: Wh- Pearl! Where’d she learn that kind of language?!
Phoenix: Not only that, what year did she travel back to in order to learn the word “jiggy”?
Quote:
Princess: Thank you. You are very pretty, too.
Princess: Look here ! Look my bust !! I do not lose to Marilyn Monroe either !!
Phoenix: What.
Edgeworth: I doubt that’s an issue, considering she’s been dead for over half a century.
Maya: Well, she and Oldbag were probably born around the same time, if you think about it.
Quote:
Princess: I will become Hollywood actress in the near future !!
Phoenix: Hold out...By the way. Is this a new project?
Princess: Yes.Will Powers got sick suddenly…
Princess: Thus I act unwillingly.
Phoenix: So, Will Powers got sick, and for that reason, they got
Wendy Oldbag of all people to act in his place?
Edgeworth: What a ridiculously stupid idea. Who knows what sort of ways she could ruin the production?
Quote:
Princess: Therefore I said to a supervisor…
Princess: The times of Eroticism !!!
Edgeworth: ...Yes, I suppose that’s one way…
Quote:
Phoenix: E-eroticism… ? This is a program for children…
Princess: Is there an objection !? This studio is in Business is dull !! Okey!?
Maya: So, let me get this straight. Oldbag tried to turn the Pink Princess show into
porn?
Phoenix: Of all the stupid things I could imagine her doing, that’s not one of them.
Quote:
Princess: *Typical oldbag rant*
Princess: Is there an objection !? Fuck !! I stab you with this rapier !!
Phoenix: Gyaoooouu !!
Phoenix: Oh. Ow.
Maya: And then Nick died, and the game ended! The end!
Edgeworth: Could anyone read
anything she said before she stabbed Wright?
Quote:
Pearl: Is it the new weapon ? Very very cool !!
Phoenix: Noo...S...Suit was torn…
Princess: This work is an X rating. Child cannot look.
Phoenix: X rating?! So it IS porn!
Maya: We need to get Pearl out of here, quick!
Quote:
Princess: I give a terrible performance in this work….FuFuFu.
Edgeworth: Oh, I don’t doubt it.
Quote:
Phoenix: Le...Let’s return. Hami.We are nuisances somehow or other…
Princess: Stop it !!
Phoenix: W-Why !? We are outsider…
Princess: This work is top-secret. Therefore, I cannot let you leave as it is.
Phoenix: We can’t leave?!
Maya: Edgeworth! You did this to us!
Edgeworth: Hey! Don’t blame me for this!
Quote:
Princess: Please participate in a rehearsal…
Princess: Participate as an actor !
Phoenix: Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no. Don’t tell me this is gonna be a sex scene with
Oldbag.
Maya: Nick, consider the fact that there’s only
one other alternative to that here.
Phoenix: ...Oh. Okay, I’ll take Oldbag, thanks. Let’s get this started already.
Quote:
Phoenix: No-Noooooooo-----!!?
Pearl: Nick...What is an actor ?
Phoenix: I-In front of a child, please do not say a strange thing...hahaha.
Maya: I’m sure Pearly knows what an actor is.
Phoenix: Forget saying such “strange thing” in front of a child, Pearl shouldn’t be here at all!
Quote:
Princess: Hey,Boy.I know anything.
Princess: In your house, there is a girl of psychicer…
Princess: May I announce naughty relations with her here !?
Phoenix: What? Is Oldbag trying to blackmail me?!
Quote:
Phoenix: Ohh my Goooooooddd----- !!
Princess: Fu Fu Fu Fuh…. !!
Pearl: What... ? Is it a talk of Maya ?
Phoenix: N-No,Hami.haha...Gulp...pp…
Princess: Fu Fu Fu Fuh…. !!
Edgeworth: This is incredibly inappropriate talk for a child to be around.
Maya: This game had better get her out of here fast.
Quote:
Phoenix: ...Understan. However, this girl lets a hou..
Princess: She has you participate in a rehearsal together !!
All: …
Phoenix: Hold on,
what? What did I just read?Edgeworth: Dear lord.
Maya: Heh… don’t worry guys, it’s just a translation error, right?
Quote:
Phoenix: No-No ! Impossible !! You’re carrying your joke too far !!
Phoenix: I agree with myself!
Quote:
Princess: I do not say a joke.
Edgeworth: Oldbag, you horrible woman!
Phoenix: Come on, guys, let’s not jump to any conclusions JUST yet…
Quote:
Phoenix: No ! No doubt!! Hey,Hami ! please give advice !
Pearl: I help you ! I love Pink Princess !!
Princess: OKey,pretty girl. Please wear this clothes.
Phoenix: N-NO!
Edgeworth: Is this… really going where I think it is?!
Quote:
Pearl: Whao ! Clothes of Pink Princess !? I wanted to try to wear it once !
Princess: And your clothes are…
Princess: Nothing !! Complete nudity !! OK !? Hurry up !!!
Phoenix:
WHAT? Oh my
god! You have to be joking!
Maya: Are- are you kidding me?! They’re really doing this? What the
hell is wrong with the person who made this game?!
Edgeworth: I… I have no words for this. Management, what do you have to say for yourselves?!
Management: Don’t look at us. We didn’t make the game. We are very sorry.Quote:
Phoenix: Noo...forgive it…
Edgeworth: Don’t tell me Wright is actually thinking of going along with this!
Maya: NICK! Do you remember what I said a couple sporkings ago about you defending me when I murder the management?!
Phoenix: Er, yeah… I’m guessing you’re gonna need that soon, then?
Edgeworth: ...Come on, you two, let’s not let this get the better of us. It does look like Pearl has aged significantly, somehow.
Maya: That doesn’t make it okay!
Quote:
Pearl: N-Nick...I’m very shameful feeling…
Princess: Match well.
Maya: Oh, poor Pearl…
Phoenix: Poor
us. At least Pearl doesn’t have to see this.
Quote:
Phoenix: Ha...Hami… !? Did you grow up to there… ?
Maya: Magically making her older doesn’t mean she isn’t still a kid mentally!
Edgeworth: Congratulations, Wright. You’re about to become a sex offender. How do you think it will hold up in court when you tell the Judge “But Your Honor, she was magically changed to a legal age when I had sex with her!”
Phoenix: Can you please not talk about anything beyond what we’re already seeing? I think I’m gonna be sick.
Quote:
Princess: Woman is stared at by a man and becomes beautiful.
Princess: I take a nap...Please rehearse it.
Princess: Make desperate efforts, and, for the future of this studio, do its best !!
Phoenix: Y-Yes sir…. !!
Edgeworth: Damn it, Wright, you still have the ability to stop this! Why would you continue on?! Just leave while she’s taking her nap!
Phoenix: Game-me has repeatedly demonstrated that he’s a sex-crazed maniac.
Quote:
Pearl: M-mysterious...A body suddenly grew up when I wore this clothes… !
Phoenix: Ohh...It’s medium power… ?
Maya: Oh, sure. Any time something weird happens, it’s just “medium power”. Makes perfect sense.
Quote:
Princess: Hey,Rehearse it ! There is little time !!
Phoenix: Umm...H-Hami… Patience isn’t possible…
Edgeworth: No, no, I’m sure we can all do with more delaying of the inevitable.
Quote:
Phoenix: H-Hey,Hami…
Pearl: Y-Yes….Nick… ?
Phoenix: Read the scenario !!
Phoenix: P-Princess. Will you caress my penis…?
Maya: N-No! Pearly, don’t do it!
Phoenix: I don’t wanna play this anymore.
Management: Too bad. You have to keep going.Quote:
Phoenix: My lewd meat...Please lick it with a mouth of Princess.
Maya:
Lewd meat?Phoenix: If nothing else, the bad translation brings a few mildly amusing phrases… but it’s kinda being overshadowed by the fact that that’s
Pearl on the screen right there.Quote:
Pearl: Ca...cannot help… I draw out cum with my mouth… !
Phoenix: T-Thank you…. !
Phoenix: (No...unbearable… !)
Edgeworth: Unbearable indeed!
Phoenix: Yeah, for once I agree with game-me. But I don’t think he means it in the same way.
Phoenix: AGH!
Maya: NO!
Edgeworth: NGOOOOOGH!
Phoenix: Damn it, this game is going to give me an aneurysm! Okay, guys, let’s just get through this as fast as we can!
Quote:
Phoenix: Ha...Hami…. ! Ohh...Ohh… !!
Pearl: AH,NNnn…. ! Very tasty… Ve..ry...cock...Nnn… !
Maya: I… I can’t laugh at anything here! I can’t make any jokes! This is just too hard to look at!
Phoenix: Yeah, I get what you mean… This must be even worse for you, with her being your cousin and all.
Edgeworth: I am so, very sorry that the two of you have to witness this.
Quote:
Phoenix: (S-Strong absorption… ! A,and…)
Phoenix: (huff-n-puff… ! There is her cunt before my eyes… !)
Phoenix: Hahaha, look, readers! It’s a weird sentence! Laugh at it!
Management: Breaking the fourth wall-Phoenix: Oh,
screw you!Maya: Nick, you seem pretty agitated…
Quote:
(Most filler dialogue will be skipped over as it’s mostly unsporkable variations on stuff like “AAAnRRGH COCK MILK DICK SEMEN”)
Pearl: Ha,HAHHhhnn… ! co..cock.. I want COCK… !!
Edgeworth: She has the mind of an eight-year-old! How could she possibly want… well, you know!
Phoenix: Of all the things I expected to see in this theater… I can say, completely, unequovically, that an image of Pearl, magically aged up to an adult and covered in a completely disgusting amount of semen, is
not one of them.
Quote:
Pearl: Ahh...Haa… ! This...this…. Very comfortable…. !
Phoenix: T-This cunt is different from Mia and Maya…. !
Edgeworth: That would be expected, considering you are effectively committing statutory rape at the moment.
Quote:
Phoenix: I get off… ! May I cum in your cunt… !?
Pearl: C..Cunt… ? Cum in my cunt… ! cock milk…. !!
Maya: Don’t tell me he’s going to…
Phoenix: Im...preg… Agh, I can’t say it!
Quote:
Phoenix: Y-Yes...I cum… ! In your cunt… !!
Phoenix: I ejaculate my cum in large quantities…! Ughh...Okey !?
Pearl: Ah,Ahh,Ahh… ! don’t understand it… ! understan…! but… !!
Phoenix: See?! You see?! There’s the problem! Pearl doesn’t even understand what’s happening here! This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen in this theater!
Maya: ...Yeah, what he said.
Quote:
Pearl: May be...Okey…. ! Okey… !!
Pearl: Hahhh….! Pink Princess punishes bad men…. !!
Hami: I punish it----- !!
Phoenix: AHhh,babe…!! Yes,ohhh,Yes… !! I’ve shot my waaaddd….!!
Phoenix:
*whimper*Maya: I can’t do this anymore...
Edgeworth:
*reluctantly pats Wright on the back* Don’t worry, I think it’s finally over.
Quote:
[The sex scene ends. Mercifully.]
Quote:
Princess: Perform along a scenario !!
Phoenix: Ah...Yes...but Contents of this script are improper.
Maya: No crap.
Quote:
Phoenix: Anal Sex...SM...etc… All is maniac excessively…
Phoenix: Wait, what? There’s that stuff too?! God, am I glad the scene’s already over. It… won’t start up again, will it?
Management: I’ll spoil you for once. It doesn’t. That was the final sex scene.Maya: Oh, thank god!
Edgeworth: It’s been quite a while since I last felt so relieved…
Quote:
Princess: Naturally ! I let a supervisor write this scenario for Miles with me !
Princess: I and Miles Edgeworth...
Princess: Love of eternity !!!
Edgeworth: NGOOOOGH!
Phoenix: ...Yeah, that relief didn’t last long, did it?
Quote:
Phoenix: (b...beats me…)
Princess: A recent young does not know true love…
Princess: Go to home. My private performance is to this.
Phoenix: Finally. Hey, since game-me is going home, can the rest of us go home as well?
Management: Nope. Not yet.Phoenix: Damn it.
Quote:
Princess: Beloved Edgeworth and...Fu Fu Fu.
Princess: As for him, it is not escaped by my hand...Fu Fu Fu.
Phoenix: (E-Edgeworth… !)
Phoenix: (be feel sorry… I wait in a court...Forever)
Phoenix: How poetic.
[Edgeworth is noticeably red-faced.]Quote:
Pearl: H-Hey...Nick…
Phoenix: W-What...Hami.
Pearl: I’m… Ahh….
Pearl: I intend to become a Pink Princess if I become an adult !!
Phoenix: You know what, that’s fine with me, as long as it’s not the sort that we just went through. I sure hope Oldbag’s idea doesn’t work out.
Quote:
Phoenix: What ?
Pearl: I defeat a lot of bad men as a Pink Princess !! Yah !
Princess: It is excellent intention. I was impressed very much !
Princess: Chin up ! As for the future of our country, it is up to you !!
Phoenix: And now everyone’s just acting like game-me didn’t just do something very, very wrong.
Maya: I’m fine with that, honestly. We should all just forget what we saw here today.
Quote:
Pearl: Yah !!
Princess: There is a Pink princess in your heart anytime.
Pearl: Yah !!
Princess: Fu Fu Fu Fu… !
Pearl: Fu Fu Fu Fu… !
Phoenix: Oh, no, Oldbag,
please don’t teach Pearl your ways…
Quote:
They go back home.
Quote:
Phoenix: Ah,Yes...I see….
Phoenix: I see…..What ?
Phoenix: ……
Phoenix: Whaaaaaaaaat !!?
Phoenix: Really !? No-No ! be puzzled !!
Phoenix: Was it already decided !? No…. !?
Phoenix: ….J-Jesus….
Phoenix: Uh, what’s going on now?
Maya: Beats me. Sounds like you’re worried about… something on the phone.
Phoenix: Oh, you’re back.
Maya: Don’t tell me we’re in for another…
Edgeworth: No, no, remember, the Management said that last scene was, well, the last one. We should be fine. Let’s just sit back and get through the rest of this.
Quote:
Phoenix: Gulp…
Maya: Nick ? Did you get astomach out of order?
Phoenix: No...It’s more serious….
Phoenix: A hero of a sequel was not me !? Next story : [Gyakuten Saiban4] !?
Maya:
That’s what you were worried about? The fact that you’re not the main character in the fourth game?
Phoenix: Well, there goes the fourth wall.
Quote:
Maya: Really !? be doubtful !!
Maya: I do my best as the leading role in place of you !
Phoenix: ...Yeah, I think you’re a bit mistaken there, Maya…
Quote:
Phoenix: Y-Yes...Hold out….
Maya: Hey,Nick. Let’s insist aloud if dissatisfied.
Phoenix: It’s a just argument. Three,two,one!
Phoenix:
OBJECTION!Quote:
Maya: Hold it !!
Phoenix: What!? Maya!!
Quote:
Phoenix: What !? Maya !!
Phoenix: …
Maya: Wow, Nick. Either you’re a psychic, or game-you is closer to real-you than you might think.
Edgeworth: Oh, come on, this joke has been used so many times…
Quote:
Maya: At first eat Miso Ramen and let’s make an objection ! Nick.
Maya: The home of Miso Ramen is Hokka ido in Japan !
Phoenix: I did not know it. Is the food delicious ?
Maya: A crab and a lobster and a salmon and a potato are very delicious !
Phoenix: Huh? Are those regular ingredients in Miso Ramen?
Maya: I imagine any of those could be used, but probably not all at once…
Quote:
Phoenix: Oh Nice ! I may let an office move to there in the near future…
Maya: There is a many pretty girls, too.
Phoenix: Let’s go for sightseeing immediately !!
Maya: Hey,Ni----ck. You are naughty.
Edgeworth: How childish.
Phoenix: ...Yeah, Maya, I wouldn’t be so sure about game-me being so close to real-me.
Quote:
Phoenix: No...I am not originally such a human being!!
Maya: Way of speaking is wrong. Three,Two,One….!!
Phoenix: Objection !!
Phoenix: OBJEC- Oh, yeah. There we go, I think it’s over.
Management: Not yet! It’s time for some credits scenes![The three sporkers let out a collective groan.]Phoenix: Oh great, this again.
Maya: Here in yet another episode of Light Speed Court! Invented by the government because our current one was apparently
way too slow!
Quote:
Phoenix: Hey,Larry!! I completely proved your alibi !!!
Butz: Hey,Hey,Nick. I’m hearer today. Nick !
Karma: Accept defeat soon ! Phoenix Wright !!
Phoenix: Huh? Didn’t that trial end already? You know, with me being the guilty party?
Maya: Retrial, I guess? Either that or Larry just got into trouble again.
Edgeworth: I’d find the latter to be more likely.
Quote:
Butz: Because I’m busy, may I already return ?
Phoenix: Hey,Judge!! Dai Inge message of a victim says it in this way…!
Maya: Dai Inge? Who’s that?
Phoenix: I dunno, but apparently he left a message for the victim. Or from the victim. I don’t know, I can barely read any of this!
Edgeworth: I think he means “dying message”.
Quote:
Phoenix: [ When something smells it’s usually the Butz ] !! Okey !?
Butz: N-N-N-Nick---!! No,No,Noo!! It is certainly wrong!! Nick-----!!!
Phoenix: What?!
That was the dying message?!
Maya: So… Larry
was the murderer, then?
Edgeworth: Either that, or Wright forged evidence like Mia told him to.
Phoenix: Hey, you weren’t here for that!
Edgeworth: You mean a method other than such ones as “forging evidence” and “indicting yourself as the murderer”?
Phoenix: Also, how is Mia alive here?
Quote:
Mia: At first obtain the evidence that can prove innocence of the accused…
Mia: And the most important thing is that you become an excellent lawyer.
Phoenix: Well, that’s pretty standard stuff. Have the evidence, and be an excellent lawyer. I think I’ve got those both down already.
Edgeworth: Don’t flatter yourself, Wright.
Quote:
Mia: But...Prohibited from onanism in a court. Learn it. Nick.
Maya: Oh, right. I had to look up what “onanism” meant after that first part. I’d… rather not share the definition, though.
Phoenix: ...Right, like I said. Typical lawyer advice.
Phoenix: Great, Pearl’s back.
Edgeworth: Don’t worry, you’re not there to do distasteful things to her.
Phoenix: Can we
PLEASE stop talking about that?
Quote:
Pearl: I’m sorry...Phone Call…
Pearl: Yes.Wright & Co. Law Offices.
Phoenix: I’m not sure I’d want Pearl answering the phone in my place…
Maya: Who’s calling, anyway?
Quote:
Edgeworth: Help Meeeee!! Nick !! Noooooooo !
Princess: My darling !! Fuck Meeeee !!!
Edgeworth: Help Meeee….. !!!
Edgeworth: Nnnngh! Why must they do this to me?!
Maya: …
*Clearly desperately trying to hold in laughter*Phoenix: Poor, poor Edgeworth. At least that’s only game-you that’s being… romantically assaulted by an old woman.
Edgeworth: Don’t you
dare call that romance!
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Pearl: A...a nuisance phone call. Sorry.
Maya: Looks like Pearly’s not gonna be any help to Edgeworth…
Phoenix: How could I have helped him over the phone, anyway?
Maya: Oh, about “Gyakuten Saiban 4”? Now that I think about it, this game must be pretty old if that hadn’t even came out yet when it was made.
Phoenix: Also, I’m surprised the management isn’t yelling at us for breaking the fourth wall.
Management: We can’t help it if the game breaks the fourth wall. In cases like that, your sporking kinda has to acknowledge it. Not much we can do.Quote:
Maya: By the way...Thank you for playing. Did you enjoy all ?
Maya: See you next court. One love !!
Phoenix: Next court !? Can I appear in the next court !?
Edgeworth: Yes. Just not as the main character.
Maya: And to answer game-me, we most definitely did
not enjoy that. Not remotely.
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Maya: God only knows.
Phoenix: O...Objection….
Phoenix: Hey, now, it didn’t end up going that badly, game-me. Even if I wasn’t the one in the title.
Maya: Hey, is that it? Is the game over?
Edgeworth: Please say it is.