Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:49 am

I've started up a new Doc on Google, guys. If I'm to share it with y'all, I'll need email addresses. For privacy reasons, just PM me those. I promise not to spam them with messages. :)

Airey, I think it's best for all of us that you don't sleep so late. A healthy mind leads to wittier humor. ~~And I should take my own advice as well.~~

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:53 am

For that matter, I live in GMT +1 or 2.
A co do japońskiego, czy oni naprawdę używają tylu wykrzykników?

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:51 pm

Damn. This is good. Mannys "Adventures". They are quite ridiculous. And the author lacks that big letter key. Now, where was the fanfic where Manny was called Manny? It was one where Manny met My Immortal.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/196745

2Edgey4Mia · Post by **2Edgey4Mia** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:53 pm

Damn. This is so bad, I might actually try to spork it. I just hope the sporking won't be so bad that it's going to have to be sporked too :P Sporkception :D
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2744765

Rysiek wrote:A co do japońskiego, czy oni naprawdę używają tylu wykrzykników?

Chyba tak. Znam tytuły anime, więc wiem :P

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:07 pm

@2Edgey4Mia
I can't tell if the author of this fic is trying to write a trans-positive crack fic or a crack fic that makes fun of queer and gender studies.

That being said, a sporking of this fic needs to be very sensitive.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:28 pm

Skimming the fic, I think that if someone wants to sporking they should do an out-of-character sporking - you know, sporking as themselves instead of as Ace Attorney characters. It looks like the kind of thing you won't be able to keep your personal opinions out of, so it'd be better to just own your opinions instead of projecting them.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:01 pm

Will that be the fic that we could take as our live sporking, then? It certainly fits the role, so to speak.

2Edgey4Mia · Post by **2Edgey4Mia** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:03 pm

That might actually be a good idea.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:00 am

I dunno. I think it'll end up getting way too political... which means it'd be a boring sporking at best and a full-on argument between us sporkers at worst.
That, and too many weird Tumblr in-jokes.

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:37 am

I was also thinking that it could get very boring, since I don't really think of many funny stuff to say... although I have only read up to the part where Bansai shows up. Reading an argument also wouldn't be much fun since I doubt it'll be a "grab the popcorn!" type of argument. I think a funnier fic that wouldn't cause too many moral arguments would be best?

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:27 am

Back to the KM it is, then. Just browsing through the recent and came up with one of ageplay at the agency.
http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3401 ... ad=8501577

And... this one with "manly" Edgeworth.
http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/2620 ... cmt3385660

Oh, this one is beautiful. An 11-year-old's take on Narumitsu.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4949527

Dang, that last one is so brilliant. So tempted to take that one.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:38 am

Omg, the last one is so precious. I wish the fanfiction I wrote when I was eleven was that cute.

ETA: The ageplay one has my vote, personally.

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 3:08 pm

I... I uh... I just found this thread. I tried to read some sporkings... I can't. My reaction to those fics is the same than when I accidentally open one myself. "Nope, nope, nope" and on the previous page. I can see that you've done brilliant and hilarious job at picking apart those... atrocities but...

Is there anywhere a thread where characters pick apart good fics? Now, that'd be interesting to read. A bit like Reading the Books fics in some other fandoms...

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:12 pm

MoonRaven wrote:I... I uh... I just found this thread. I tried to read some sporkings... I can't. My reaction to those fics is the same than when I accidentally open one myself. "Nope, nope, nope" and on the previous page. I can't see that you've done brilliant and hilarious job at picking apart those... atrocities but...

Is there anywhere a thread where characters pick apart good fics? Now, that'd be interesting to read. A bit like Reading the Books fics in some other fandoms...

No, but there have been a few sporkings where the fics aren't all that bad. Keep an eye on the ratings.

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:59 pm

D'aaaaw, the eleven year old's take on Narumitsu really is cute, wish it didn't end so abruptly though. The manly Edgeworth one seems like a better one for the characters to spork? As for the ageplay one... well, just the prompt is weird enough, haha.

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
MoonRaven wrote:I... I uh... I just found this thread. I tried to read some sporkings... I can't. My reaction to those fics is the same than when I accidentally open one myself. "Nope, nope, nope" and on the previous page. I can't see that you've done brilliant and hilarious job at picking apart those... atrocities but...

Is there anywhere a thread where characters pick apart good fics? Now, that'd be interesting to read. A bit like Reading the Books fics in some other fandoms...
No, but there have been a few sporkings where the fics aren't all that bad. Keep an eye on the ratings.

Here are some that aren't bad bad-

An Ace Attorney Christmas Carol
Phoenix Wright gets hit in the nuts (it's... not what you're thinking)
Detective Gumshoe wins the lottery
Of Kristoph Gavin and Waterslides
Undecalred Tenant
Drunkshoe's Adventure

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:14 pm

Skittlemask wrote:D'aaaaw, the eleven year old's take on Narumitsu really is cute, wish it didn't end so abruptly though. The manly Edgeworth one seems like a better one for the characters to spork? As for the ageplay one... well, just the prompt is weird enough, haha.

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
MoonRaven wrote:I... I uh... I just found this thread. I tried to read some sporkings... I can't. My reaction to those fics is the same than when I accidentally open one myself. "Nope, nope, nope" and on the previous page. I can see that you've done brilliant and hilarious job at picking apart those... atrocities but...

Is there anywhere a thread where characters pick apart good fics? Now, that'd be interesting to read. A bit like Reading the Books fics in some other fandoms...
No, but there have been a few sporkings where the fics aren't all that bad. Keep an eye on the ratings.
Here are some that aren't bad bad-

An Ace Attorney Christmas Carol
Phoenix Wright gets hit in the nuts (it's... not what you're thinking)
Detective Gumshoe wins the lottery
Of Kristoph Gavin and Waterslides
Undecalred Tenant
Drunkshoe's Adventure

Ah, thank you very much. These were... not that bad to read. I was enjoying myself.

Rysiek · Post by **Rysiek** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:45 am

Do we have Professah Layton here? I got a puzzle for him. I think not even HE can break it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11639842/1 ... th-sausage

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:27 pm

Guys, there's a Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Wiki. That's right. Somebody made a wiki for the kink meme.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:24 pm

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:Guys, there's a Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Wiki. That's right. Somebody made a wiki for the kink meme.

Isn't it, like, super inactive and doesn't have very many articles? I vaguely remember going there once.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:05 pm

Yeah, yeah it is.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:08 pm

Honestly pretty disappointing. The PWKM has the best memes. (..."best" is relative...)

...also, is the live sporking supposed to be this week or next week? I forgot.

DrOcsid · Post by **DrOcsid** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:48 pm

Rysiek wrote:Do we have Professah Layton here? I got a puzzle for him. I think not even HE can break it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11639842/1 ... th-sausage

that's written by the same guy that wrote phoenix wright ace christian

damn i'd love to do a reading of this but i have no idea how i'd visually represent half of it

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:53 am

That same author did an Undertale crossover:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11586461/1 ... -undertale

and a Sonic crossover:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11455289/1 ... D-attorney

and a Mario crossover:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11473315/1 ... M-attorney

There's also another unrelated Undertale troll/crack fic:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11635044/1 ... Fanfiction

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:17 am

I might quit on the cosplay fic sporking.
I've just not been in the mood to do anything recently.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:21 am

Oliver wrote:I might quit on the cosplay fic sporking.
I've just not been in the mood to do anything recently.

Oh well, happens to the best of us

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:19 am

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Honestly pretty disappointing. The PWKM has the best memes. (..."best" is relative...)

...also, is the live sporking supposed to be this week or next week? I forgot.

Er, maybe next next week if that's alright with you guys. I has finals 'til Thursday next week. But after that, I's got a week to chill.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:22 am

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Honestly pretty disappointing. The PWKM has the best memes. (..."best" is relative...)

...also, is the live sporking supposed to be this week or next week? I forgot.
Er, maybe next next week if that's alright with you guys. I has finals 'til Thursday next week. But after that, I's got a week to chill.

Welp, I'm free up until like three days before Christmas. ~~Stupid grocery store rejected my job application~~
Everyone else?

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:11 pm

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Honestly pretty disappointing. The PWKM has the best memes. (..."best" is relative...)

...also, is the live sporking supposed to be this week or next week? I forgot.
Er, maybe next next week if that's alright with you guys. I has finals 'til Thursday next week. But after that, I's got a week to chill.
Welp, I'm free up until like three days before Christmas. ~~Stupid grocery store rejected my job application~~
Everyone else?

It depends on the exact day, but there's definitely some time that week when I'll be free.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:38 pm

Are we going for the week of Christmas or the week before? If it's too much trouble to meet on sequential days, Airey and I can get started on it the week before, and you two can stop by anytime you're free. Sound good, guys?

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:40 pm

Week before works better for me anyway since I'm not sure about my internet access the week of.

luck · Post by **luck** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:45 am

Weren't we all free next week? Because I can't the week before Christmas. I'm free this weekend, too.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:47 am

I may be able to squeeze in some time to join you this weekend, but I also have finals & projects to prepare for. We'll see. Since I run on an uneven schedule next week, chances are better for me if I try next Thursday/Friday evening.

In the meantime, let's decide on that fic. (I just browsed through the last 5 or so pages.)

cuteyounggirlplus shared this, uh, lovely fic. It's got five chapters, but we can stick with one.

luck posted this one with an author indecisive with descriptions above.

Rysiek posted... a lot these past few pages. There's this My Immortal ripoff...
Or we can go for a classic Mary Sue fic with a defiant author.

I posted this ageplay one. Airey said this one has her vote.

I guess we'll be saving the carrots stuff for the KM special sometime instead. It's probably for the best.

Say, where did the list of unsporked fics go? I think luck was the last one to share the updated list, but it might need updating again.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:54 am

Still not changing my vote.

Fic list is here, although yeah it probably needs updating.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:23 am

I'm perfectly fine with that vote and am quite tempted to vote for it as well. There are some amazing classics in the kink meme you listed in that huge post of yours, though.

Is two votes a majority?

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:43 pm

Out of all of them, I agree with the ageplay fic.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:03 pm

@Rubia

I'm doing the Carrot Saga fic but between being sick and preparing for finals I haven't got much of it done.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:33 pm

No worries. I think we'll be busy with the live sporking anyway, so you won't be missing out on much.

I don't like deciding on something without all of our members' approvals, but three out of four have voted for the ageplay one, so I guess we're taking that one. Pretty good choice, if I do say so.

Okay! So who's gonna start on the intro?

luck · Post by **luck** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:41 pm

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:No worries. I think we'll be busy with the live sporking anyway, so you won't be missing out on much.

I don't like deciding on something without all of our members' approvals, but three out of four have voted for the ageplay one, so I guess we're taking that one. Pretty good choice, if I do say so.

I was planning to abstain, so don't worry about that.

BTW, is any of us working on anything aside from the live sporking?

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:45 pm

@Luck

As I mentioned before, I have been writing a sporking of the "Carrot Saga". Unfortunately, real life has been getting in the way.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:42 pm

I suppose I did say I was going to take the Hellspawn one sometime, but I didn't get around to it yet. I think it's best that I not take more than one sporking at a time, especially how I've been infected by tumblr again... er, and actual school stuff.